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Title:The Joy of Lex
Notice:A Notes File even your grammar could love
Moderator:THEBAY::SYSTEM
Created:Fri Feb 28 1986
Last Modified:Mon Jun 02 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1192
Total number of notes:42769

954.0. "Plonker?" by SSDEVO::EGGERS (Anybody can fly with an engine.) Fri Mar 27 1992 09:41

    What is a "plonker"?
    
    The word is being discussed in HUMANE::DIGITAL topic 1806,
    but nobody who seems to know is willing to say what it is.
    I therefore conclude it's something nasty.
    
    Given the freedom to discuss language in this conference,
    I'm hoping to get a definition, perhaps by VAXmail.
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954.1Piling Ossa Upon Stephen Potter?SKIVT::ROGERSSERPing toward Bethlehem to be born.Fri Mar 27 1992 10:1922
Two definitions - neither of which is terribly relevant to the great 
HUMANE::DIGITAL Dunkin' Donuts Debate:

	1. If you ride Motorcycle Trials, a game involving riding very 
	   specialized bikes very slowly over impossibly impassible terrain 
	   without putting your feet down, you want a bike which is a real 
	   "plonker".  A plonker has an engine which revs slowly and has 
	   ginormous torque - a sort of two wheeled John Deere.  Ossa, a 
	   Spanish manufacturer who used to be a power in trials bikes, had a 
	   very successful model back in the 70's which was sold in this 
	   country as the Ossa Plonker.

	2. When I was a child, I used to read the Stephen Potter "-manship"
	   books (Gamesmanship, One-Upmanship, Lifemanship).  I remember
	   Potter recomending that his acolytes assume a "plonking tone" when
	   holding forth on some absurdity.  I always interpreted it to mean a
	   sort of self-righteous, pompous, hectoring tone of voice - much like 
	   the general tenor of a Notorious Noter who will remain nameless (hey,
	   I'm hip to the controversy in 38.69.	:<{))

Larry
	   
954.2I should have guessed :-(SSDEVO::EGGERSAnybody can fly with an engine.Fri Mar 27 1992 12:2313
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This being a family notesfile, I can't be explicit about 
describing the meaning of "plonker".  Suffice it to
say that BEING a big plonker is usually considered bad,
but HAVING a big plonker...
954.3SSDEVO::EGGERSAnybody can fly with an engine.Sat Mar 28 1992 12:4610
    Well, here is another definition that differs considerably from the
    previous.
    
    	PLONK is colloquial corruption of the French "Vin-Blanc"

	Vin-Blanc is not exactly one of your superior wines, and tends
	to be consumed by the  Peasant Classes.

    	A PLONKER is therefore a Person of Low Class addicted to Vin-Blanc.
    	In other words, a bit of a twit.
954.4Peasants don't drink white winePASTIS::MONAHANhumanity is a trojan horseSun Mar 29 1992 02:0812
    	I would dispute .3 on technicalities. I believe that "plonk" in
    that sense does have that derivation, but to classify a British person
    by their taste in wine would be ridiculous as a derivation for
    "plonker" since until fairly recently it was only the upper classes
    that drank *any* wine. The lower classes drank beer, cider, gin, and in
    some places whisky. Wine was an expensive imported luxury.
    
    	In Southern France (this area) the cheap red wine is always cheaper
    than cheap white wine (cost about $4 per gallon to translate into U.S.
    terms) by about 20%. The "clochard" is always depicted drinking red
    wine. The French have several contemptuous terms for cheap red wine,
    but I have not heard of any for cheap white wine.
954.5My plonker is 20 years old!MINNIE::SHONEKeith Shone @RKA 830-4074Mon Mar 30 1992 01:2912
    Used in the British Meteorological Office over 20 years ago.
    
    A plonker was a small piece of perspex. The surface of the perspex was
    scored using a fine point, to produce a scale. The marks were rubbed with
    graphite or similar to render them legible.
    
    Various plonkers were produced to interpret the spacing of isobars,
    isotherms, contours and other diagrammatic representations of
    meteorological data.
    
    I have still have the plonker I used for determining the thickness of
    atmospheric layers from temperature/height diagrams.
954.6You can find it in dictionaries now...PAOIS::HILLAnother migrant worker!Mon Mar 30 1992 01:378
    Plonker - noun - slang - a stupid person.
    
    In the UK I think it came into widespread usage as a result of the TV
    comedy series "Only Fools and Horses".  One of the 'heroes' of the
    series Derrick, aka Del-boy, often referred to his younger brother
    Rodney as a "plonker" or even as a "right plonker".
    
    Nick
954.7"Watch my Lips"LARVAE::NOBLEMon Mar 30 1992 06:2212
    
    	The easiest way to work out what a Plonker is is to translate
    	into Local Language.
    
    	As in all cases where the Field need support called up Atlanta
    	and asked them to tell us of a Prominant American Plonker.
    
    	Apparently the Vee Pee is one.
    
    	Does that Help
    
    	:-)
954.8Older?MARVIN::KNOWLESCaveat vendorMon Mar 30 1992 06:2716
    I suspect that the usage given in .6 is a good deal older than
    Only Fools and Horse.
    
    In the late '60s my physics master's nick-name was Plonker. I wasn't
    in on the christening, but I imagine that - as his diction was a
    strange mixture of ponderous and rustic - people gave him that monicker
    because it was current/nascent slang for an idiot.
    
    (I'm not sure of the sequence of events, but maybe the BBC stopped
    Del-boy calling Rodney a plonker when they found - or imagined -
    some kind of scurrlious etymology for the word. In later episodes
    he called Rodney a dip-stick. At first, I thought this was a reference
    to Rodney's build; I've since heard it used of short fat people to
    imply that they're stupid.)
    
    b
954.9from my experience...AUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Tue Mar 31 1992 00:1622
    G'day,
    
    
    A plonker is also a kiss - usually of the sort issued by maiden
    aunts...
    
    ie he received a plonker on the cheek....
    
    
    I cannot recall having heard it in reference to a motor cycle, though a
    big over-square engine like on the old 650 Panther would be a
    plonker...
    
    
    Re dip stick - it has nothing to do with build.... tall skinny people
    can be  real dip-sticks also... try some rhyming slang....;-)
    
    
    Plonk is certainly cheap wine....and having a big plonker would
    conceivably be seen as an attribute (by some).
    
    derek 
954.10ARRODS::DOOLABHTue Mar 31 1992 04:1228
The definition of a PLONKER:

For the Americans to understand the real meaning of a PLONKER I would be well 
justified in saying "Take Dan Quayle" as an example.

From the Oxford Dictionary :-

PLONKER - Idiot, deriving from Plonk.

PLONK - 2 meanings - 1. To drop or be dropped, esp. heavily: he plonked the
                        money on the table.

                     2. Alcoholic drink, usually wine, esp. of inferior
                        quality.

For anyone wanting to know whether they are PLONKERS or not you can write to:-

MR DEREK TROTTER
c/o TROTTER INTERNATIONAL TRADING CO (TITCo) LTD
JULIUS NYERERE ESTATE
NELSON MANDELA HOUSE
PECKHAM
LONDON
UNITED KINGDOM

Mr. Trotter would appreciate a stamped addressed envelope for any prompt 
replies.

954.11JIT081::DIAMONDbad wiring. That was probably it. Very bad.Tue Mar 31 1992 17:5111
>For anyone wanting to know whether they are PLONKERS or not you can write to:-
>MR DEREK TROTTER
...
>UNITED KINGDOM
>Mr. Trotter would appreciate a stamped addressed envelope for any prompt 
>replies.
    
    Of course, if anyone includes a stamped envelope, but they're writing from
    someplace where they have to put "UNITED KINGDOM" in Mr. Trotter's address,
    I'd say they're a plonker.
    [Though for the time being, I wouldn't say it inside Digital's properties.]