| T.R | Title | User | Personal Name
 | Date | Lines | 
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| 772.1 | Diet Coke? | LESNET::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Thu Feb 08 1990 22:22 | 7 | 
|  |     A relative oldie:
    
    Caffine-free
    Calorie-free 
    Pepsi Free.
    
    Steve Kallis, Jr.
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| 772.2 | cabbage patch | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Are you proud of Digital's computers? | Fri Feb 09 1990 04:11 | 24 | 
|  |     G'day,
    I've not lately seen a horse fly, nor a house fly (despite the weather)
    
    
    
    old joke (?)
    
    man to breeder : I want 3000 chicks please.
    
    
    next day
    man to breeder : I want another 3000 chicks please.
    
    
    next day
    man to breeder : I want 3000 chicks please.
     breeder - What? I've sold you 6000 already!
    man : they died. But i've realised what is wrong...
    
    I'm planting them too close together.
    
    derek
    
    
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| 772.3 | Lost dog | SHARE::SATOW |  | Fri Feb 09 1990 15:38 | 7 | 
|  | There is a phrase in my children's book "Lady and the Tramp" that I would love 
to see translated, and I would hate to have to explain:
	Lady soon found herself lost.
Clay
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| 772.4 |  | TKOV51::DIAMOND | This note is illegal tender. | Wed Jul 04 1990 06:50 | 6 | 
|  |     And the guy whose French horn was stolen:  he wanted to play it,
    but found it gone.
    
    
    (But the singer of this ditty was in the wrong country for the topic
    of this note.)
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