| T.R | Title | User | Personal
Name | Date | Lines |
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| 578.1 | Oh, no! Not these again! | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom,293-5358,VAX&MIPS Architecture | Sat Oct 29 1988 02:33 | 10 |
| The limerick is an art complex
Whose subjects chiefly turn to sex
With unwilling virgins
And masculine urgin's
For vulgar, erotic effects.
I wonder if the moderators really want to consider
a topic filled with limericks. They tend to go
down hill very rapidly.
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| 578.2 | who me? | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sat Oct 29 1988 21:27 | 7 |
| There once was a noter named Dan
Whose limericks never would scan
When asked why this was
He said it's because
I always try to fit everything into the last line that I possibly can!
Dan
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| 578.3 | | LEZAH::BOBBITT | lunatic fringe | Mon Oct 31 1988 16:08 | 7 |
| There once was a young many from Trinity
Who, although he could trill like a linnet, he
Could never complete
Any stanzas with feet
Saying, "Kind people, can't you see that what I am trying to write
is actully free verse?"
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| 578.4 | One of my own... | CSSISG::MCGLINCHEY | Sancho! My Armor! My TECO Macros! | Mon Oct 31 1988 18:38 | 9 |
|
A poet who wrote with a passion
Published books people never sunk cash in.
Though his works were superb
With the turn of a verb,
His rhymes -- they were e'er Ogden Nashian.
-- Glinch.
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| 578.5 | Ogden Nash | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom,293-5358,VAX&MIPS Architecture | Mon Oct 31 1988 18:43 | 4 |
| The camel has a single hump,
The dromedary two.
Or else the other way around,
I'm never sure. Are you?
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| 578.6 | | LEZAH::BOBBITT | lunatic fringe | Mon Oct 31 1988 20:28 | 10 |
| One-l lama, he's a priest
two-l lama, he's a beast
but I'll bet you a silk pajama
there isn't any three-l lllama*
*note, I have just been apprised of the existence of the fire known
as the three alahmah...
(also Ogden Nash, I believe)
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| 578.7 | more ON | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom,293-5358,VAX&MIPS Architecture | Mon Oct 31 1988 20:56 | 4 |
| The turtle lives twixt plated decks
Which practically conceal its sex.
I think it clever of the turtle
In such a fix to be so fertile.
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