[Search for users] [Overall Top Noters] [List of all Conferences] [Download this site]

Conference thebay::joyoflex

Title:The Joy of Lex
Notice:A Notes File even your grammar could love
Moderator:THEBAY::SYSTEM
Created:Fri Feb 28 1986
Last Modified:Mon Jun 02 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1192
Total number of notes:42769

569.0. "In Search of: Bozon Rays" by POOL::EIKENBERRY (John Eikenberry) Tue Oct 11 1988 17:31

    Just a quick request.
    
    I looked through this entire notesfile and I didn't find it, so
    I'm writing this request.  I'm looking for any information anybody
    might have on the following topics:
    
          Bozon  (Bozon Rays)
    	  Bozz-words
    	  Bozz-phrases
    
    If you have any info, *PLEASE* either post it here or send it to me at
    (pool::eikenberry).  If you can think of anyone who might have some
    inof, please send them a copy of this message.  I really want to
    get any info. on these things.
    
    Thanks in Advance, John
    
    P.S. I will post any results in JoyofLex
                               
T.RTitleUserPersonal
Name
DateLines
569.1Buzz off, Bozo!SKIVT::ROGERSLasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrateTue Oct 11 1988 18:410
569.2LISP::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoTue Oct 11 1988 23:393
     If you study physics you will be familiar with bosons.
     
     Dan
569.3EAGLE1::EGGERSTom,293-5358,VAX&MIPS ArchitectureTue Oct 11 1988 23:401
    and bodaughters
569.4AKOV11::BOYAJIANThat was Zen; this is DaoWed Oct 12 1988 08:497
    re:.3
    
    You mean, as in "Radon Daughters From Beneath the Earth"?
    
    (Sounds like a bad "sci-fi" movie, doesn't it? :-))
    
    --- jerry
569.5Boatswain RaysPAMOLA::RECKARDJon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63Wed Oct 12 1988 13:184
    For information on boatswains in general, as well as their commonly used
words and phrases, I'd say spend some time with the ensigns at the nearest
naval academy.  For Mr. Rays in particular, check out the town hall in
Wagga Wagga, New South Wales - I think his birth records are there.
569.6try extract tt: on thisKAHOTK::FRIDAYMon Oct 17 1988 16:5262
From:	MUZZEY         17-MAY-1984 12:22  
To:	CARNEY,FRIDAY,NAPOLITANO
Subj:	Bozon  Indicators

From:	KOALA::JOHNG          20-JUL-1982 12:07  
To:	DOUG
Subj:	fyi - a note on Bozons

From:	FRIED          15-JUL-1982 13:48  
To:	BOZON_WARNING_LIST
Subj:	BOZON PROTECTION

Here is your Bozon Indicator badge. Wear it at all times, especially 
at work. It registers cumulative Bozon exposure. Remember the BOSS 
(Bozon Overexposure Syndrome Symptoms):

    1. Loss of memory
    2. Loss of intelligence - 1.221 I.Q. points per BU (Bozon Unit)
    3. Unexplained cravings for mail, meeting minutes
       and stale bran muffins
    4. Sudden promotions

If you suffer ANY of these symptoms, DO NOT CALL A DOCTOR! Call your
PSA (Penultimate Silliness Authority) for advice. If she/he/it has no 
silly advice for you (unlikely), try aspirin.

                            Bob, Your Bozon Protector

)0(0
          lqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqk
          x                                         x
          x                                         x
          x                                         x
          x                                         x
          x            BOZON  INDICATOR             x
          x                                         x
          x                                         x
          x                                         x
          x                                         x
          mqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqj
(B

WARNING: If your BOZON INDICATOR looks like the one on the next page,
         or if you begin to understand the phrase "leverage out", take
         IMMEDIATE action. Note -- the badge on the next page used to
         belong to a useful person (now, unfortunately, a manager).


)0(0
          lqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqk
          x                                         x
          x                                         x
          x                                         x
          x                                         x
          x            BOZON  INDICATOR             x
          x                                         x
          x                                         x
          x                                         x
          x                                         x
          mqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqj
(B