| T.R | Title | User | Personal
Name | Date | Lines |
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| 519.1 | Hit what? | AYOV29::ISMITH | See those shores! What shores? | Mon May 09 1988 13:47 | 9 |
| This reminds me of the man who threw a bottle of Domestos into the
confession box at the church.
He was arrested for...
Bleach of the priest.
Ian.
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| 519.2 | | ULYSSE::WADE | | Mon May 16 1988 12:00 | 14 |
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... and reminds me of the man who created a perfect reproduction
of himself that unfortunately imitated him in public accurately
in all regards except that it (the reproduction) *swore* an awful
lot and so the man took his creation and pushed it out of a 23rd
storey window. Pant. He was arrested on a charge of
MAKING AN OBSCENE CLONE FALL
:-)
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| 519.3 | A window of opportunity? | SSDEVO::HUGHES | NOTE, learn, and inwardly digest | Mon May 16 1988 19:18 | 3 |
| ... and when arrested he said he only acted in
SELF DEFENESTRATION
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| 519.4 | | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | I Came,I Saw,I concurred | Tue May 17 1988 03:56 | 9 |
| G'day,
Then there was the person arrested for spreading garbage around
a Boy Scout campsite. he was arrested for....
Littering within tent...
Derek
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| 519.5 | | TKOV51::DIAMOND | This note is illegal tender. | Wed Apr 04 1990 11:35 | 22 |
| How do you tell if a lawyer is lying?
Her lips move.
Who comes down a lawyer's chimney at Christmas time?
Escape Clause.
Different brand of "legal" dept.....
When C was first implemented under VMS, a friend had trouble with
a "switch" statement using "int" values, because the case constants
required more than 16 bits. His quip:
What's the difference between in VMS C and going on vacation?
For a vacation, you put your shorts in cases.
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