| T.R | Title | User | Personal
Name | Date | Lines |
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| 488.1 | more | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Tea in the Sahara with you... | Wed Mar 02 1988 21:29 | 20 |
| two from jr. high school...
Do you masticate with your mandibles?
(the first part sounded so dirty, the immediate answer was NO)
Or you look at someone who is standing, arms at their sides, focus
on their mid-section (where the hands are), point worriedly, and
say "Your epidermis is showing!"
(immediate zipper-check ensued)
-Jody
Also, when in an argument, upon being called a liar, one can always
respond with, "Do you have the audacity to doubt my veracity and
insinuate that I prevaricate?"...takes 'em a step or two back if
their vocabulary isn't that big...
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| 488.2 | ouch! | INK::KALLIS | A Dhole isn't a political animal. | Thu Mar 03 1988 19:59 | 7 |
| One English teacher at a private school I once attended thoroughly
frightened an unruly jock by picking up some cutting instrument
and saying, "You need to be castigated!"
The offensive one nearly fainted.
Steve Kallis, Jr.
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| 488.3 | | AKOV11::BOYAJIAN | $50 never killed anybody | Sat Mar 05 1988 15:05 | 12 |
| re:.0
That reminds me of a time when some friends and I were collating
a publication and someone decided to refer to our activity as
"collatio" (defined as "papyral-digital stimulation").
re:.1
I don't think anyone should be ashamed to masticate if he so
choose.
--- jerry
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| 488.4 | As they say in Rugby circles - How the ruck are you? | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Progress:=!(going_backwards>coping) | Mon Mar 07 1988 00:42 | 13 |
| G'day,
A school friend used to get out of inmpelling his somewhat portly
frame around the rugby field by producing a note which asked for
him to be excused because he was suffering 'internal combustion
of the cabilles (pron= cabileees)'. It worked too!
As to -.whatever - an old punishment was to be hung, drawn and severely
castigated.
Derek
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| 488.5 | and it was the Pastor who asked her | VIA::RANDALL | back in the notes life again | Wed Mar 09 1988 21:27 | 5 |
| A woman in my hometown church, who was fond of parties and coffee
klatches, once vehemently denied that she engaged in social
intercourse.
--bonnie
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