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Conference thebay::joyoflex

Title:The Joy of Lex
Notice:A Notes File even your grammar could love
Moderator:THEBAY::SYSTEM
Created:Fri Feb 28 1986
Last Modified:Mon Jun 02 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1192
Total number of notes:42769

202.0. "Farewell cards" by NZOV02::HOWARD (Martin Howard) Sun Jun 08 1986 22:30

    It happened again today !.
    
    Another farewell card.  Lots of people saying;
    
    	"Best Wishes"
    	"Have fun in ..."
    	"Keep thinking of us"                                         
    
    and so on.  And there I was, stuck for something "clever" to write.
    
    This must be a universal problem, especially in computers with the
    traditional high turnover rate for personnel.  
    
    So what lexical wonders have YOU used.
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202.1Somewhat differentNOGOV::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading-UKThu Jun 26 1986 12:269
    Well, I commissioned the following for an Irish colleague who is
    leaving:
    
    	Go neirigh an bothar leat a <insert name>
    
    It means: May the road rise with you  (Irish good luck type greeting),
    and was provided by a Deccie in Galway.
    
    Jeff.
202.2Co-Opting an old note for a sadder purpose...RDVAX::KALIKOWLe not justeThu Nov 05 1992 08:1012
    Hmmm.  I looked for notes with title "Vale" but none were to be found. 
    Hadda take poor seconds with "Farewell."
    
    I see from 396.* that Walter Oslansky's leaving us.  Our loss! :-(  and
    best of luck in future incarnations, Walter -- we'll miss you!!!!!
    
    Thanks for all your great notes, and for co-founding the Latin
    notesfile too...
    
    Regards
    
    Dan :-(
202.3)-: Jim ULYSSE::Wade's leaving us... :-(RDVAX::KALIKOWParody error, please retryFri Nov 20 1992 04:3212
    No time for me to compose an adequate encomium to him -- I will try
    later, but I want to let the JoyOfLex crowd know, so that they might
    add their voices to this one before the plug's pulled on Jim's account
    today.
    
    I'll post some of my correspondence with him later, as my own tribute
    and for the info of his local friends as to what his plans are.
    
    Hail & Farewell to one of the Great Ones!
    
    Sadly,
    Dan 
202.4)-: Well, p=.99, I'm out of here myself... :-(RDVAX::KALIKOWSupplely ChainedThu Jun 10 1993 20:5420
    A week or two before my group got the unexpected word we would be
    unfunded in FY94, my wife & I committed to a trip to Italy to celebrate
    our younger daughter's graduation from Harvard (Mandy, who graduated
    _cum laude_ today, will be coming along as her graduation present!).  
    
    So I'll be offline soon (hate the caution that decrees "Never Tell The
    Public When You'll Be Away From Home!"), and by the time I return
    (unless I can get the Powers That Be to delay my conversion to
    electronic UnPerson) I may not have access to JoyOfLex while I clean
    out my office.
    
    So -- I wanted to bid a fond farewell to the most erudite and amusing
    group of people in all of DIGITAL CyberSpace, and to ask whether
    there's any internet newsgroup that's anything like "us" here.
    
    Thanks for all the fun and the sharing of the pleasures of language!
    
    Dan Kalikow
    
    PS -- After 6 July, I'll be reachable at nm%DECWRL::"[email protected]"
202.5We'll miss you!PASTIS::MONAHANhumanity is a trojan horseFri Jun 11 1993 03:241
    
202.6DSSDEV::RUSTFri Jun 11 1993 06:594
    Good luck and best wishes, Dan. [Hey, what am I saying? _You're_ the
    one who's going to Italy... ;-)]
    
    -b
202.7Bon voyageFORTY2::KNOWLESDECspell snot awl ewe kneedFri Jun 11 1993 09:504
    Similimodo (re .6) - sorry to see you go Dan.
    
    b
    ps And a remote/virtual pat on the back for Mandy.
202.8JIT081::DIAMONDPardon me? Or must I be a criminal?Sun Jun 13 1993 19:0415
    >(Mandy, who graduated _cum laude_ today,
    
    Sorry to hear that.  If she didn't graduate _cum laude_ then she'd be
    eligible for a job under current global industrial standards, and then
    she'd have some hope of helping you out for a while....
    
    At least, enjoy Italy and be glad that your wife can accompany you
    (not denied a visa) and can accompany you back to the U.S. too (not
    denied a visa).
    
    Also too bad you didn't get laid by Digital when the economy was
    stronger so that you might get a new job yourself while also getting
    a nice fat (earned) severance payment.  But what else is new.
    
    -- Norman Diamond
202.9NOVA::FISHERDEC Rdb/DinosaurMon Jun 14 1993 05:495
    re: the typo in .8
    
    I suppose that's another way of looking at it.  :-)
    
    ed
202.10Or a more vulgar term in a less genteel conferenceGAVEL::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow or @msoMon Jun 14 1993 07:236
>    Also too bad you didn't get laid by Digital when the economy was
                                 ~~~~
Didn't see a smiley-face.  Is that what you intended to say?  If so, 
"screwed" is the correct term.

Clay 
202.11JIT081::DIAMONDPardon me? Or must I be a criminal?Mon Jun 14 1993 19:115
    There is no typo in .8.  And a smiley-face would have been inaccurate.
    "Screwed" would have omitted the pun, though there would be no change to
    the punishment.  Sigh.
    
    -- Norman Diamond
202.12My own reports of my demise were greatly exaggeratedRDVAX::KALIKOWPartially sage, &amp; rarely on timeThu Jul 08 1993 20:1420
    'Twould seem that I was harder to get rid of than I had expected.  As
    promised, my Manager gave me the package last Tuesday, after my Italian
    idyll.  However, through lots of initiative -- and a lot of help from
    my friends -- I managed to get several leads this week, one of which
    just resulted (this PM) in a nifty offer to join IM&T in MSO2.
    
    The fun part (aside from the extremely creative folks with whom I'll be
    working) is that I wouldn't have been able to land this job had we not
    decided to take our long-planned European vacation with younger
    daughter Mandy.  As we were flying back last week, the REQ that I
    filled today was just getting signed.  So _that_ was one for the
    books...  You just never know.
    
    I'm still saddened by the difficulties facing the Corporation and by
    the many colleagues we've lost and will continue to lose :-( but at
    least I "live to fight another day."  And to try to help.
    
    See you online!
    
    Dan
202.13JIT081::DIAMONDPardon me? Or must I be a criminal?Thu Jul 08 1993 23:178
    >My own reports of my demise were greatly exaggerated
    
    THAT KIND OF PRANK CALLS FOR CAPITAL PUNISHMENT.
    I'LL SUPPLY THE GLUE.  WHO WORKS NEAR HIS NEW KEYBOARD?
    
    
    
    :-) of course.  Glad to see you have a new keyboard.
202.14... let's not be inhumane ...CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Jul 09 1993 07:013
    
    I do. But perhaps IM&T at MSO2 is enough punishment. :-)
    jc
202.15Not to be maudlin, but I couldn't think of an appropriate note..LJSRV2::KALIKOWUNISYS: ``Beware .GIFt horses!&#039;&#039;Tue Jan 17 1995 07:489
    Anent today's major earthquake in Japan, I sent EMail to Norman Diamond
    inquiring as to his health.  If he responds offline, I'll post a status
    here.  Unless of course Norman wishes to announce herein that fears of
    his untimely demise or injury were greatly exaggerated.  I trust that
    (a) this will happen and that (b) his announcement will be rife with
    the usual Diamond-hard obliquity...
    
    :-)??????
    
202.16JRDV04::DIAMONDsegmentation fault (california dumped)Tue Jan 17 1995 20:147
    We're about 600 km from Kobe and we didn't feel it.
    However, if Digital had a sales office in Kobe, we can
    probably wish farewell to them.  I'm told that Internet
    connections to Kansai are still working, though dialed
    phone lines and trains aren't.
    
    -- Norman Diamond
202.17PASTIS::MONAHANhumanity is a trojan horseTue Jan 17 1995 23:445
    	The sister of an ex-colleague here in Valbonne works in Kobe. She
    was permitted into her appartment block to collect personal belongings,
    and while there she called her brother here to say she was alive and
    well, so some phone connections work. Other appartment blocks on the
    same street were either unsafe to enter or didn't exist any more.
202.18Dan Kalikow, signing outDRDAN::KALIKOW[email protected]Fri Jul 19 1996 14:3513
    Wish I could be less brief, but p'raps I will send something in from
    the Big World Outside when I have a chance to breathe.  Some kind soul
    will likely post it, if it's politically correct enough...
    
    I've LOVED this flipping FILE!!!  So many clever wonderful pun-loving
    word-smithing nuance-tweaking scansion-klomping people...  Ciao,
    
    and see you out on the infobahn.
    
    Dan
    
    :-(
    
202.19JRDV04::DIAMONDsegmentation fault (california dumped)Sun Jul 21 1996 01:372
    I propose that this file be renamed from JOYOFLEX to just LEX.
    That is, if there's anyone left here to do the renaming.
202.20Express yourself -- MadonnaNYOSS1::GOODMANI see you shiver with antici.........pation!Sun Jul 21 1996 08:583
    But then I can't express my mood by either typing "no joy" to open the
    conference, or "o joy" on those rare occasions when things are
    better...
202.21O JNETCAD::ROLKEDECimate 97Mon Jul 22 1996 14:431
It got old while the trial lasted...