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Conference thebay::joyoflex

Title:The Joy of Lex
Notice:A Notes File even your grammar could love
Moderator:THEBAY::SYSTEM
Created:Fri Feb 28 1986
Last Modified:Mon Jun 02 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1192
Total number of notes:42769

165.0. "Dyslexics Have More Fnu" by CANYON::MOELLER () Fri Mar 28 1986 19:09

    
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165.1Dyslexics Untie!DSSDEV::SPINETom SpineMon Mar 31 1986 14:011
    
165.2ERIS::CALLASJon CallasMon Mar 31 1986 15:391
    Shouldn't that be "lysdexics"?
165.3dyslexics do it backwordsNY1MM::BONNELLJersey GirlThu Apr 03 1986 17:021
    
165.4DONJON::MCVAYPete McVayFri Apr 04 1986 08:1611
    This sentence from "Moby Dick" was in the New York TIMES a few years
    back, showing how an average sentence might appear to a dyslexic:
    
    "It is a thiug unot nucommouly happeuing to the whale-doats iu
    those swarmiug seas; the sharks at timesaqqareutly followiug them
    iu the same qresciut way the vnltnres hover over the dauuers of
    marchiug regimeuts in the east.  Bnt these were the first sharks
    that habdeeuodrsved by the Pepnob siuce the White Whalte habeeufirst
    becreib..."
    
    	Pete_always_one_to_break_up_a_joke_with_a_lecture_McVay
165.5Laud HO!CANYON::MOELLERFri Apr 04 1986 12:512
    ...............and yiou actnally SAUED that issue jus twanting for
    this oqqortniny...........
165.6Are they asleep?43353::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading-UKTue Apr 08 1986 12:227
    I'm surprised this note hasn't been jumped on by the DEC moralists,
    threatening the usual Company policy of instant dismissal for making
    fun of physical handicap.
    
    Tihs is bltnata dicsrinimatino!
    
    Jeff.
165.7But it's not sexist!11550::BLINNDr. TomTue Apr 08 1986 23:140
165.8Sexist is one of manyVOGON::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading-UKWed Apr 09 1986 07:0913
    Re .7  Your caption implies you inferred that by "DEC moralists"
    I was obliquely referring to edp.  That's not so.  While I disagree
    with some of the things edp says, I've never felt a need to malign
    him.  He is debating points of language which I find very interesting.
    
    What I was really referring to was the habit of (usually) Americans
    to take extreme offence at the (usually) innocent (usually) European
    sense of humour.  Yes, and the subject is (often) sexist.
    
    I got the impression that Americans were forbidden by law to have
    a sense of humour - I'm glad there's hope for us yet :-) :-)
    
    Jeff.
165.9Sexims...Sexmis...Exsmis..3270::LEVANSusan E. LeVanThu Apr 10 1986 18:196
Actually, I was kinda shocked when I first saw this note but I decided if it 
was offensive I just wouldn't read it. However, I tried out the title on a 
dyslexic friend the other day (more fnu). He didn't laugh (he must be British)!

	Sue

165.10Isn't Exsmis a married womna?VOGON::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading-UKTue Apr 15 1986 10:021
    
165.11Ayuh imagine soTOPDOC::LEVANSusan E. LeVanMon Apr 21 1986 16:300
165.12Old Glutton ButtsSWSNOD::RPGDOCHave pen, will travelFri Aug 15 1986 17:291
    U.S. Army General George S. Patton was dyslexic.  
165.13Item from The TimesCOMICS::DEMORGANRichard De Morgan, UK CSC/CSTue Oct 13 1987 10:3721
    From Today's Times:
    
    Susan Hampshire, the ctress who is one of Britain's best known
    dyslexics, congratulates Victoria Weller [photograph], aged nine,
    a fellow sufferer who won a poetry competition organized by the
    Dyslexia Institute.
    
    Yesterday's prize-giving marked the start of Dyslexia Week and the
    launch of a #1.5m appeal. The organizers of the week, the British
    Dyslexia Association, say their aim is to combat the effects of
    government cuts and ignorance among teachers which combines to 
    deny specialist help to more than 290,000 dyslexic children in England
    and Wales.
    
    The Association says that many teachers refuse to recognize the
    condition of dyslexia, and even if they do so, their local authorities
    do not have sufficient resources to provide suitable help.
    
    Dr Harry Chasty, director of studies at the Dyslexia Institute,
    says that 5% of all children in England and Wales had [sic] severe
    problems.
165.14There's always a silver lining.GRNDAD::STONERoyTue Oct 13 1987 15:467
    This may not be quite the right topic for this one, but it's probably
    as good as any....
    
    I heard the other day that there one good thing about having
    Altzheimer's (sp?) desease...
    
    Your're always meeting new people!
165.15NRMACU::BAILEYI am the hoi polloiThu Sep 20 1990 19:0311
This "discussion" of dyslexia reminded me...

A few years back, my mother was teaching in a private school (in the UK). Quite
a lot of the pupils were spoilt brats who could be described as having problems
with learning.  Suddenly, they all became dyslexic - nothing to do with the
suddenly increased awareness of the condition due to the publicity surrounding
Susan Hampshire, of course!  The parents seemed quite happy to attribute their
kids' problems to an illness (particularly a fashionable one), rather than
recognising that there was something wrong in their upbringing.

Chris.
165.16XANADU::RECKARDJon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63Thu Sep 20 1990 20:067
And, in the same vein as MADD - Mothers Against Drunk Driving - there's DAM





Mothers Against Dyslexia
165.17SSDEVO::EGGERSAnybody can fly with an engine.Fri Sep 21 1990 01:114
    It's all a FAD ---
    
    
    Fathers Against Dyslexia
165.18At the risk of Raising More Hackles...SOFBAS::TRINWARDCareful Don't Step in DECrapFri Jun 21 1991 18:0910
Of course you know about the Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac:

  >===>====>=====>======>=======>
SPOILER ALERT!!!  SPOILER ALERT!!!


SHe stayed up all night, worrying about whether or not
there is a Dog...!

 - SteveT, who_wishes_he_had_more_time_for_this_Note
165.19or....CALS::GELINEAUThu Jun 24 1993 11:429
re a couple back

or there's DAMM - drunks against mad mothers			




-ag
who is not at all sticking to the original topic