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Conference gidday::golden_turkey

Title:Golden Turkey awards
Notice:Prize awards for idiots and idiotic behaviour
Moderator:GIDDAY::GILLINGS
Created:Mon Oct 19 1992
Last Modified:Thu May 15 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:169
Total number of notes:3137

94.0. "Worst Company Names" by KBOMFG::POST (Veni Vedi Vinci) Mon Oct 17 1988 16:41

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94.1Warum die GIFT shops?KBOMFG::POSTVeni Vedi VinciMon Oct 17 1988 16:5921
94.2rampEAGLE1::EGGERSTom,293-5358,VAX&MIPS ArchitectureMon Oct 17 1988 21:0213
94.3Hole the Front page!WARDER::FULTONFri Oct 21 1988 12:496
94.4Heavy Metal RevengeCLOSET::T_PARMENTERTongue in cheek, fist in air!Fri Oct 21 1988 13:467
94.5Either, Either, Neither, NeitherFOOT::NEWTONKNVB 1889Mon Oct 24 1988 07:006
94.6So how do you pronounce Sheila?CLOSET::T_PARMENTERTongue in cheek, fist in air!Mon Oct 24 1988 08:497
94.7DittoFOOT::NEWTONKNVB 1889Mon Oct 24 1988 11:221
94.8How about this one??POBOX::VANTILBURGOnce is NEVER enough!!Thu Oct 27 1988 16:188
94.93 more.HOO78C::ANDERSONS.C.U.B.A. diver for Rota-RooterFri Oct 28 1988 05:2610
94.10Got in HemelSPYDER::COLEFri Oct 28 1988 12:4515
94.11SCHMUCKKBOMFG::POSTVeni Vedi VinciFri Oct 28 1988 14:1716
94.12A special place in hell reserved for themVINO::FLEMMINGJust the facts ma'am.Sat Oct 29 1988 05:133
94.13KBOMFG::POSTVeni Vedi VinciMon Oct 31 1988 02:415
94.14Can a bus FART?KBOMFG::POSTVeni Vedi VinciTue Nov 08 1988 08:3314
94.15But can you trust themAYOV11::EBYRNEThu Nov 10 1988 08:074
94.16Is this bad?GIDDAY::GILLINGSIf in doubt, read the destructionsFri Nov 11 1988 00:514
94.17SwiftlyAYOV16::EBYRNEFri Nov 11 1988 09:218
94.18moreCOOKIE::R_TAYLORRichard TaylorSat Nov 12 1988 01:006
94.19SUBURB::TUDORKSCEADUGENGASun Jan 08 1989 10:3011
94.20EAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX & MIPS architectureMon Jan 09 1989 12:092
94.21Tardy reply to the Hump'erMAIL::MCGUIREMike `Hiram' McGuire, St. LouisTue Feb 14 1989 15:0613
94.22Oh dear, oh dearSNOC01::JUNEEDigitus ExtractusThu Mar 16 1989 22:375
94.23BEING::POSTPISCHILAlways mount a scratch monkey.Fri Mar 17 1989 07:486
94.24Watch those brand names!DOCS::DOCSVSMon Apr 03 1989 14:2311
94.25titsCOMICS::DEMORGANRichard De Morgan, UK CSC/CSMon Jul 03 1989 07:502
94.26I know the Belgians are boring, but...GALLOP::MACLUREAC & UBMon Jul 03 1989 12:193
94.27 yep ...BRSEIS::APPELTANSA Suffusion of YellowWed Jul 05 1989 15:5910
94.28Korean tiresHPSCAD::ALTMANBARBTue Jul 11 1989 11:141
94.29RAVEN1::MKENNEDYHi! I'm pleased to meet you.Tue Jul 11 1989 18:215
94.30Criminal Funeral HomesDYPSS1::COGHILLSteve Coghill, Luke 14:28Mon Aug 28 1989 11:306
94.31Seen in New EnglandTYCOBB::D_HILLRound up all the usual suspectsTue Aug 29 1989 13:374
94.32Seen in franceGALLOP::BURNMEllen went 'NI!' My dear WatsonWed Sep 06 1989 15:4911
94.33So that's where he is now.GALLOP::MACLUREAC&UBThu Sep 07 1989 10:095
94.34PASTIS::MONAHANhumanity is a trojan horseSat Sep 23 1989 14:281
94.35 ...in the ears of the beholder?...DELREY::DAVIS_SAillegitimi non carborundumMon Oct 09 1989 20:1021
94.36Cambridge (England)GALLOP::BURNMEarly main tray, my dear WatsonWed Oct 11 1989 13:1510
94.37Gone, but not forgottenMCNTSH::LONGBoy, that guy can ride!Wed Oct 11 1989 16:219
94.38MURP::HINXMANFigments of a deranged imaginationWed Oct 11 1989 17:007
94.39Still Here!POBOX::VANTILBURGGreetings from ChicagoWed Oct 11 1989 18:135
94.40OUT HERE IN THE WESTSANCHO::RAMSAYKA7ZMZWed Oct 11 1989 22:102
94.41MCNTSH::LONGMust be Lyle Swann!Thu Oct 12 1989 13:5215
94.42NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Oct 12 1989 17:251
94.43Do what?POBOX::CROWEI led the pigeons to the flag..Thu Oct 26 1989 13:175
94.44MURP::HINXMANFigments of a deranged imaginationThu Oct 26 1989 15:515
94.45Hmmm Hmmm ... Yuck!MAVSN1::STOTTData, data, everywhere ... but not a bit to byteMon Oct 30 1989 10:1310
94.46yCASPRO::FOSSNESMon Oct 30 1989 12:395
94.47Cheat! Cheat!SNOC02::JUNEEChain Mail Underwear a SpecialtyFri Nov 10 1989 03:0612
94.48GALLOP::MACLUREAC&UBFri Nov 10 1989 08:337
94.49Which came first??POBOX::CROWEI led the pigeons to the flag..Fri Nov 10 1989 17:446
94.50Another oneAYOV27::ISMITHRoger Mellie, The Man On The TellyThu Nov 30 1989 12:027
94.51another hairdresserCOOKIE::R_TAYLORRichard TaylorFri Dec 01 1989 14:267
94.52SAC::PHILPOTT_ICol I F 'Tsingtao Dhum' PhilpottTue Dec 05 1989 10:2513
94.53What is a Schmuck???????????UBOHUB::SHELDON_RMad Jack McMadFri Dec 08 1989 09:255
94.54NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Dec 08 1989 10:208
94.55SAC::PHILPOTT_ICol I F 'Tsingtao Dhum' PhilpottFri Dec 08 1989 12:274
94.56In general...USEM::MCQUEENEYBob - US/FDC Ops. ManagerFri Dec 08 1989 14:116
94.57not gone eitherHPSCAD::ALTMANBARBFri Dec 22 1989 09:468
94.58Mortuaries and computersSSDEVO::YOUNGERLife goes on.Wed Mar 21 1990 23:0113
94.59Speaking of Wang...NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Mar 22 1990 11:579
94.60HOO78C::ANDERSONI'm allergic to antihistamine.Fri Mar 23 1990 05:244
94.61familyLESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Fri Mar 23 1990 08:501
94.62YUPPY::GARLICKKlife and life onlyMon Mar 26 1990 07:026
94.63RTL::HINXMANAn 'Act of God', but what god?Mon Mar 26 1990 22:568
94.64But you can't pipe in a keg?UFP::MURPHYA bug? Use the source, Luke!Mon Apr 02 1990 01:293
94.65JGO::FIELDHave chainsaw, will FCOMon Apr 02 1990 05:2215
94.66Dont they all?BPOV10::MCCROHANMike McCrohan @BPO Dtn 296-3040Fri Apr 13 1990 13:508
94.67JGO::FIELDMy cat: Felix SchroedingeriensisWed May 02 1990 11:4812
94.68Seen in Oman VANPYR::BARRONSnoopy Vs Red_BarronWed Oct 10 1990 13:156
94.69A couple for you....BRUMMY::LAWTONToday - where past and future meetWed Oct 10 1990 15:0810
94.70SALEM::COLBYKENMon Nov 05 1990 15:084
94.71SANCHO::RAMSAYLEARING A NEW LIFE STYLEMon Nov 05 1990 19:502
94.72It does existAYOV27::ISMITHCareless lives cost talkWed Dec 19 1990 11:327
94.73 AYOV27::ISMITHCareless lives cost talkWed Dec 19 1990 11:346
94.74TEMPE::RAMSAYFREEDOM ISN'T FREEWed Dec 19 1990 14:483
94.75A couple more....SYSTEM::WATSONI'm in the Transporter Room if you need me.Wed Sep 04 1991 07:466
94.76BRUMMY::LAWTONPlasticine schoolmarms for all!Wed Oct 02 1991 07:367
94.77NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Oct 15 1991 15:431