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Conference gidday::golden_turkey

Title:Golden Turkey awards
Notice:Prize awards for idiots and idiotic behaviour
Moderator:GIDDAY::GILLINGS
Created:Mon Oct 19 1992
Last Modified:Thu May 15 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:169
Total number of notes:3137

78.0. "Catch-22 Instructions" by ERASER::KALLIS (Has anybody lost a shoggoth?) Mon Jan 04 1988 16:33

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78.1Does your dog read?BOSTON::RYANThis line is too short to write my favorite sayingFri Jan 08 1988 08:3911
78.2If you can read this sign, leave your dog outsideMINAR::BISHOPFri Jan 08 1988 17:1711
78.3FEEL THIS AND OBEYAYOV11::EBYRNEWed Jan 27 1988 05:245
78.4If you can't read there's helpBPOV09::GROSSEFri Feb 12 1988 11:414
78.5I think this tops that one -- slightlyERASER::KALLISJust everybody please calm down...Mon Feb 15 1988 09:3113
78.6Dead Letter FileBPOV09::GROSSETue Feb 16 1988 12:4214
78.7another really swift oneGENRAL::SEAGLE44% of statistics are meaninglessTue Feb 16 1988 19:1411
78.8And Now For Something Completely DifferentBOSHOG::PARCELSTHIS SURE ISN'T KANSAS, TOTO !Fri May 13 1988 15:2717
78.9DUMB SIGNBOSHOG::PARCELSTHIS SURE ISN'T KANSAS, TOTO !Fri May 13 1988 15:306
78.10TRY THISBOSHOG::PARCELSTHIS SURE ISN'T KANSAS, TOTO !Fri May 13 1988 15:328
78.11This TooBOSHOG::PARCELSTHIS SURE ISN'T KANSAS, TOTO !Fri May 13 1988 15:334
78.12... and so it goes ...MARKER::KALLISloose ships slip slips.Fri May 13 1988 15:4213
78.13-< and on and on and on...>-BOSHOG::PARCELSTHIS SURE ISN&#039;T KANSAS, TOTO !Tue May 17 1988 09:4715
78.14This title intentionally left blankVIDEO::KOVNEREverything you know is wrong!Tue May 17 1988 14:336
78.15>-<MARKER::KALLISDon&#039;t confuse `want&#039; and `need.&#039;Tue May 17 1988 15:0013
78.16It's the Digital Way!HENRYY::HASLAM_BAWed May 25 1988 19:217
78.17Oh, thats how its doneSNOC01::COUTTSBrilliance is just a sideline...Fri Jul 15 1988 03:557
78.18Do not use..POBOX::CROWEI led the pigeons to the flag..Wed Nov 02 1988 16:1010
78.19Are they serious?AYOV27::ISMITHHere&#039;s one I prepared earlier.Mon Nov 07 1988 06:474
78.20Torture?GIDDAY::GILLINGSIf in doubt, read the destructionsThu Nov 10 1988 21:4411
78.21you must agree...CSSAUS::MOSSBANG........ oopsSun Nov 13 1988 23:4915
78.22If you don't receive thisPOBOX::CROWEI led the pigeons to the flag..Tue Feb 27 1990 16:2815
78.23Who's on firstNMGV11::FIELDMy cat: Felix SchroedingeriensisThu May 17 1990 09:599
78.24SSDEVO::EGGERSAnybody can fly with an engine.Thu May 17 1990 22:475
78.25JGO::FIELDMy cat: Felix SchroedingeriensisFri May 18 1990 05:5513
78.26?BRUMMY::LAWTONToday - where past and future meetTue Oct 09 1990 17:069
78.27Write NOTHING in this conference.EVOAI1::KITTORoastBeef=Rosbif=Limey=Inselaffe=Pommy=...Thu Oct 11 1990 06:376
78.28BUT I WAS ONLY FOLLOWING ORDERSKAOA01::ADLERNon Urinatus Contra WestrumThu Nov 15 1990 16:4513
78.29NSDC::RATCLIFFHeisenberg may have been hereTue Feb 19 1991 15:4312
78.30Done!POBOX::CROWEI led the pigeons to the flag..Thu Feb 21 1991 12:385
78.31Watch out for those kids!!POBOX::CROWEI led the pigeons to the flag..Mon Jun 24 1991 13:419
78.32Watch out if you're GermanHLFS00::STEENWINKELFM2Thu Aug 08 1991 08:1621
78.33Fly the embarrassing skiesPOBOX::CROWEI led the pigeons to the flag..Mon Mar 09 1992 16:4311
78.34RAVEN1::MKENNEDYEschew sesquipedalianismMon Mar 09 1992 16:578
78.35Most cannot spell it correctlyPOBOX::CROWEI led the pigeons to the flag..Wed Mar 11 1992 17:226
78.36Certainly sometimes separated for emphasisCLOSET::RAGMOP::T_PARMENTERYear of the Golden MonkeyFri Mar 13 1992 15:351
78.37SSDEVO::EGGERSAnybody can fly with an engine.Sun Mar 15 1992 01:559
78.38Egad, grammar AND taxesPOBOX::CROWEI led the pigeons to the flag..Tue Mar 17 1992 15:0516
78.39It ain't what you say, it's the way how you say itCLOSET::RAGMOP::T_PARMENTERYear of the Golden MonkeyWed Mar 18 1992 12:3214
78.40HOO78C::ANDERSONZeker is dat niets zeker is.Mon Mar 23 1992 02:114
78.41Personal whimCLOSET::RAGMOP::T_PARMENTERYear of the Golden MonkeyMon Mar 23 1992 16:511
78.42Not so sillyINTRN1::MCKENZIEDavid McKenzie -&gt;dangling pointerThu Apr 23 1992 15:4912
78.43Have You Ever.. deptFILTON::ROBINSON_MInsufficient Virtual um.. errFri Apr 24 1992 12:497
78.44This note intentionally left blank.SSDEVO::EGGERSAnybody can fly with an engine.Fri Apr 24 1992 15:441
78.45RDVAX::KALIKOWSat Apr 25 1992 15:436
78.46Proofreader canned?POBOX::CROWEI led the pigeons to the flag..Mon Aug 17 1992 18:4011
78.47PEEVAX::QUODLINGOLIVER is the Solution!Wed Aug 19 1992 01:526
78.48Ask to see our BrailleESCROW::ROBERTSThu Sep 17 1992 14:424