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Conference gidday::golden_turkey

Title:Golden Turkey awards
Notice:Prize awards for idiots and idiotic behaviour
Moderator:GIDDAY::GILLINGS
Created:Mon Oct 19 1992
Last Modified:Thu May 15 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:169
Total number of notes:3137

70.0. "Turkey Laws" by QRTRS::COGHILL (Steve Coghill, Luke 14:28) Mon Aug 10 1987 17:36

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70.1bang bangSSDEVO::BUTTERFIELDOleopastureTue Aug 18 1987 15:482
70.2Beware of guttersWELMTS::GIBSONAlan Gibson @WLOWed Sep 16 1987 09:355
70.3LABC::FRIEDMANWed Nov 04 1987 18:542
70.4you can't hammer nails on Sunday in Mass.WFOVX3::KOEHLERDon't fix It, if It ain't brokeThu Nov 05 1987 10:124
70.5Pigeon catcher required?ORMUZD::BEAGLEBeagles are better than computers .... ?Thu Nov 05 1987 10:565
70.6Nab him, Grab him.CHEFS::FRENCHSSimon P. French. `(�_!_�)'Thu Nov 05 1987 12:119
70.7Get the point ... ?LEROUF::HUFFFri Nov 06 1987 04:5112
70.8Where is this park exactly ?IANMAC::RICHARDFri Nov 20 1987 07:395
70.9Its a funny worldUTRTSC::VANSENTENFree the Chiltern Hundreds!Mon Apr 18 1988 11:0916
70.10PASTIS::MONAHANhumanity is a trojan horseThu Apr 21 1988 17:359
70.11think it was droppedMARKER::KALLISloose ships slip slips.Fri Apr 22 1988 11:1515
70.12IT IS ILLEGAL IN NEW YORK TO ....DARTS::KLEINFri Apr 29 1988 16:064
70.13More GoodiesHENRYY::HASLAM_BAThu May 12 1988 20:056
70.14It can be a double edged sword!UTRTSC::VANSENTENStop the disk I want to get offFri May 13 1988 03:4911
70.15bust them bleachers, yeah!ASIC::EDECKthis space for rentThu May 26 1988 16:263
70.16Tell um to #$%# off!OBLIO::CASSIDYI'm schizophrenic and so am IThu May 26 1988 16:414
70.17a sign of the timesCHEFS::IMMSAlaugh? I thought I'd never startWed Oct 05 1988 08:449
70.18GIDDAY::GILLINGSIf in doubt, read the destructionsWed Nov 09 1988 23:559
70.19Mass lawCOMICS::DEMORGANRichard De Morgan, UK CSC/CSWed Jun 28 1989 06:589
70.20exitPENUTS::DUDLEYThu Feb 15 1990 13:5613
70.21SSDEVO::EGGERSAnybody can fly with an engine.Wed Mar 14 1990 18:163
70.22BUT, OFFICER, I WAS REAR-ENDED!KAOO01::ADLERNon Urinatus Contra WestrumThu Nov 15 1990 14:346
70.23PEEVAX::GIFFORDMy dunny was kicked down by chooks!Wed Dec 12 1990 20:446
70.24Taxi drivers really do take the p***....BRUMMY::LAWTONToday - where past and future meetThu Dec 13 1990 07:464
70.25BRABAM::PHILPOTTCol I F 'Tsingtao Dhum' PhilpottThu Dec 13 1990 11:3813
70.26NSDC::RATCLIFFHeisenberg may have been hereTue Feb 19 1991 15:238
70.27MILKWY::ED_ECKas in agED wrECKMon Mar 09 1992 12:568
70.28SUBURB::PULLANRin the rain ???Thu Mar 26 1992 08:374
70.29BRUMMY::LAWTONTell Carter his lizard is here..Fri Mar 27 1992 13:5614
70.30HOO78C::ANDERSONZeker is dat niets zeker is.Mon Mar 30 1992 01:306
70.31BRUMMY::LAWTONTell Carter his lizard is here..Tue Mar 31 1992 10:278
70.32HOO78C::ANDERSONSo I said - Blow it out your ear!Wed Apr 01 1992 02:204
70.33FORTY2::CADWALLADERReaping time has come...Wed Apr 01 1992 04:514
70.34BRUMMY::LAWTONTell Carter his lizard is here..Wed Apr 01 1992 15:018