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157.1 | | CSC32::HADDOCK | Saddle Rozinante | Fri Feb 24 1995 14:21 | 3 |
| I just tell them that I _earned_ every missing and grey hair I have.
So I like it just the way it is, thank you ;^).
fred();
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157.2 | | SOLVIT::SOULE | Pursuing Synergy... | Fri Feb 24 1995 14:39 | 3 |
| I've heard this said:
"A bald head is nothing more than solar panels for a sex machine..."
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157.3 | So What? | TEST59::BARBOSA | | Fri Feb 24 1995 16:03 | 7 |
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A friend of mine said, "God made only a certain amount of perfect heads.
The others he covered with hair". :-)
Armando
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157.4 | | MKOTS3::RAUH | I survived the Cruel Spa | Fri Feb 24 1995 16:19 | 3 |
| Black shoe polish. Lots of it.:) That and some black electrical tape
for a mustash.:) (guess the magic word, the duck comes down and give
yha fifty bucks.)
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157.5 | | CSC32::HADDOCK | Saddle Rozinante | Fri Feb 24 1995 16:41 | 6 |
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re .0
Get a bed with a padded headboard ;^).
fred();
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157.6 | Ahem! | MKOTS3::TINIUS | It's always something. | Fri Feb 24 1995 16:58 | 6 |
| My doctor gave me something to keep my hair in...
... a cigar box!
-s
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157.7 | | MAL009::RAGUCCI | | Fri Feb 24 1995 21:38 | 9 |
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You learn to become a master of Deception...
...Bob
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157.8 | Hairs another one... | SALEM::SPAGNUOLO | | Mon Feb 27 1995 10:24 | 5 |
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Your also the first to know it's raining. Just remember you have
to be able to laugh at yourself. And besides it's what's on the inside
that counts not what's on your head.
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157.9 | | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | aspiring peasant | Mon Feb 27 1995 11:03 | 4 |
| I find I have to apply sunscreen farther up my part now that
previously.
Brian
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157.10 | tell it like it is! | SALEM::PERRY_W | | Mon Feb 27 1995 11:56 | 4 |
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You could say "I'm not going bald I'm getting more head"!!!!
Bill Perry
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157.11 | Try This | SMURF::LIU | SWIFTERNAFARTINAWINDSTORM | Tue Feb 28 1995 08:20 | 4 |
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From a bumper sticker:
"I'm not bald. I'm merely taller than my hair."
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157.12 | | HLFS00::CHARLES | chasing running applications | Tue Feb 28 1995 11:04 | 3 |
| Hairs can't grow on brains.
Charles
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157.13 | | MKOTS3::RAUH | I survived the Cruel Spa | Tue Feb 28 1995 11:12 | 3 |
| Bhaa Haa!! It depends!!:) It depends upon the person. Esp if his brains
are located in their butt!:) Or if your a Ted Kennedy and when the
little head gets big, the big head gets little...:)
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157.14 | | DECALP::GUTZWILLER | happiness- U want what U have | Wed Mar 01 1995 11:58 | 9 |
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re .0
simple: a beautiful face requires alot of space
andreas.
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157.15 | | TALLIS::PARADIS | There's a feature in my soup! | Wed Mar 01 1995 16:34 | 8 |
| On a somewhat more serious note: remember that how you see yourself and
how you carry yourself have a lot of bearing on how other people react
to you. If when you think of bald men, you think of Danny DeVito, I
can see why you're scared. If you think instead of, say, Patrick
Stewart, it's a different story!
--jim
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157.16 | Keep that Rogaine | GMASEC::CLARK | | Wed Mar 01 1995 21:06 | 10 |
| I have lost a few and refer to them as the cowardly hairs. Only the
brave and tough hairs stay around this long especially after some of
the places I have taken them in life. It is also linked to the more
sex hormones, the less hair. It worries me when I see someone going
through all kinds of emotional turmoil over this. Last I knew Rogain
was over $40 per week and the week you stop, the fallout occurs at an
alarming rate. Wonder what the long term effects of this drug will be,
say 10 years after beginning it. Besides, anyone who doesn't prefer
us because our hair is thinning/rapidly retreating, can take a suck
pill and die.
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157.17 | perspective | PSDV::SURRETTE | | Thu Mar 02 1995 08:16 | 5 |
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How about, "my forehead has become a fivehead".
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157.18 | | DECALP::GUTZWILLER | happiness- U want what U have | Thu Mar 02 1995 08:21 | 11 |
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or (as someone once said):
"there's more places to kiss"
andreas.
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157.19 | CHANGES IN BODY HAIR IN GENERAL | MR4DEC::RONDINA | | Thu Mar 02 1995 09:06 | 9 |
| Anyone want to talk about loss of body hair in general. As for me,
I've retained about 95% of my scalp hair. However, hair on legs is
thin, but hair on back is getting thicker. Also changing color, once
dark brown/black, now lighter brown with occassional gray showing up.
Sign me,
Another baby boomer realizing their mortality,
Paul
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157.20 | | MKOTS3::RAUH | I survived the Cruel Spa | Thu Mar 02 1995 09:12 | 3 |
| .15
I will agree with your note 100%!!! Also Sean Conroy of boomers 007
fame carries well. And was into weights once... maybe still.
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157.21 | thump, thump...thumpthumpthump, thud! | BIGQ::GARDNER | justme....jacqui | Fri Mar 03 1995 09:19 | 5 |
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what about (sigh) the late Yul Brynner????
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157.22 | You get what you pay for! | USCTR1::MAHER_B | MA-HA | Thu Mar 23 1995 16:00 | 3 |
| Sorry I asked.....I didn't think I'D get 101 funny lines!
Brian
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157.24 | | LASSIE::TRAMP::GRADY | Subvert the dominant pair of dimes | Thu May 04 1995 23:31 | 3 |
| Chicks?
You can't be serious.
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157.26 | re .24 | FOUNDR::CRAIG | | Sat May 06 1995 18:03 | 2 |
| Glad it wasn't only me who reacted thusly. :-\
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157.27 | Hamilton. | VAXSPO::HAMILTON | | Mon May 08 1995 16:43 | 7 |
| Notes .23 and .25 were deleted because I've noticed that there were
cultural diferences in the way we see the matter.
Those were the kind of advice most guys would like to hear around here,
and I intended to be helpful, not offensive. Sorry if I was.
Hamilton.
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