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    Hmmm... I like that one. 
    
    So far no woman has wanted a ride in my filthy battered pickup
    so I guess when one does I'll know it's me she is attracted to
    and not the vehicle.

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>>    So far no woman has wanted a ride in my filthy battered pickup

You have a filthy battered pickup?!! far out!! I just love those..

Jeena 

    
    	"Love is blind and marriage is an eye-opener"
    
    	Now that is a cl�che that IS true!!
    
    							mike

     
    
         "Don't give in to a man.  If he REALLY likes you he'll come
    back even if you say NO"
    
    

    
    "It's better to be happy with what you've got than to be miserable
    about what you can't have."
    
    Or
    
    "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush?"
    
    

    "May be going to hell in a bucket, but at least i'm enjoying
    the ride"

	Right Becky?

    
    Sex is a lot like pizza...even when it's bad it's still pretty good.

    When I was a teenager, my parents would say, "Alan, enjoy these
    days. They're going to be the some of the happiest times of
    your life".
    
    Wish I had listened harder and believed them more, back then.
    
      Alan

    
    	Cut that out or you'll go blind!
    
    	Jake

    
    "Nasty thoughts....
    
    will turn you into stone!"

    "I *know* this time it is going to work out.  I have never been in love
    like this before as I am now.  My former SO was scum of the earth, but
    the current one is an angle.  I had to suffer years of pain with my
    former SO, but the last few seconds since I met my new SO I feel
    fabulous.  This time it is for real." 
    
    - Any average noter.

    
    >>> My former SO was scum of the earth, but the curent one is an
    >>> angle.
    
    Was that a right angle, an obtose angle, or an accute angle???
    
    I know it was just a typo but that one sounded so funny I couldn't
    resist.

    
    .11.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    
    How many times have I heard THAT one...lessee....20?
    
    
    ...Oh yes...Right Mike!  [The man who knows the score....]

    Beauty is only skin deep,but ugliness goes straight to the bone.

    
    
    	Sinners prayers are always answered...
    
    							mike

    Be careful of what you ask for : you may get it.

    
    
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    							Bob Early
    
    
    Bob et tois ;^)
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    re: .17
    
    <avec moir>? maybe?
    
    (hey, in this note, that means absolutely nada. :^)

    RE: 17
    
    Do you mean 
    
    "Voulez-vous couchez avec moi ce soir?"
    
    (college french. pardon the spelling)
    
                              --From a song done by the Pointer Sisters?

    Re: .19
    
    A nit - the song you are referring to is "Lady Marmalade"
    by LaBelle (of which Patti LaBelle was the lead singer), not
    the Pointer Sisters.
    				Steve

    ANd there is something that hurts my ears hearing french set to
    a disco beat. Ouch !

    Did you have a rough night...or enough right? ;-)
    
                                     cj
    

    never took french, never listed to disco so excuse
    
    me for asking but what does "voulez-vous couchez avec moi ce soir"
    
    mean???
    
    

    Do you want to sleep with me tonight."
    
    --bonnie

    G'day,
    
    .... but maybe _not_ actually *sleep* ;-)
    
    djw
    

    And, if I recall correctly, it won't get particularly successful
    reactions in France as it's grammatically incorrect; I believe
    it's a reflexive verb (se coucher) and so it should be "Voulez
    vous vous coucher avec moi?"  Come to think of it "vous" is 
    probably the wrong (impersonal) pronoun too, but "Veux tu te
    couch avec moi?" jes' don't have that top 40 sound, ya know?
    
    Steve
    

    From eight or ten years back:
    
    "If you can survive in Maynard�, you can succeed anywhere in DEC"
    
    Steve
    
    � as in Maynard (mfg.) Plant, a.k.a. "Mother Maynard"; back in 
      them thar days, the phrase "I've been through the Mill" was
      both literal *and* figurative. . .good old days my, er, eye!
    

>    And, if I recall correctly, it won't get particularly successful
>    reactions in France as it's grammatically incorrect; I believe
>    it's a reflexive verb (se coucher) and so it should be "Voulez
>    vous vous coucher avec moi?"  

"Se coucher" is the normal French verb meaning "to go to bed" (with no sexual
connotations).

"Coucher avec quelqu'un" is normal colloquial French for "to sleep with
somebody", where "sleep" in this context tends not to imply loss of
consciousness :-)

Ceri

    How about...
    
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    My favorite is " All's fair in love and war but only when your
    winning."
    		     
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