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Title: Bicycling
Notice:Bicycling for Fun
Moderator:JAMIN::WASSER
Created:Mon Apr 14 1986
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
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2262.0. "The best ride I've heard of here in the Midwest" by NCCODE::PEREZ (Working on the Mary Poppins attitude) Fri May 01 1992 01:41

    Folks, I'm sure y'all have things like this everywhere, but I just HAD
    to put this ride in here even though its in Minnesota/Wisconsin...
    
    The Great River Ride is a fund raiser for the American Lung Association
    and runs for 3 days from 5/29 - 5/31.  The ride winds down the
    Mississippi River Valley by Riverboat, bike, and train.   They
    transport all your gear and provide all the meals but lunch Saturday
    and Sunday.  
    
    Friday:
    
    The day starts with a ride on the Princess riverboat where you have
    breakfast and entertainment by a dixieland jazz band while riding from
    Taylors Falls to Hastings MN.  At Hastings have lunch and then spend
    the afternoon with a 25 mile ride to Red Wing.  At Red Wind you can
    optionally saunter down the Cannon Valley Trail for another 40 miles.
    After the ride there is an all-you-can-eat spaghetti feast and camping
    in Red Wing.
    
    Saturday:
    
    Hearty breakfast and a choice of routes from 40 to 70 miles from Red
    Wing to Wabasha.  Stops go through Old Frontenac, Lake City, and
    explore the towns along the old Great River route and other towns on
    the National Register of Historic Places.  Dinner is the Fireman's
    famous all-you-can-eat Chicken BBQ...  
    
    Sunday:
    
    Pancake breakfast at St. Felix Church.  Again a variety of routes from
    40 to 70 miles heading down to Winona where we have dinner and board
    the Amtrak train for the trip back to St. Paul.
    
    
    
    It sounds like a great weekend and a chance to raise a little money for
    a worthwhile charity...   I'm hoping it lives up to the advertisement. 
    Maybe I'll even get a few photographs! 
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2262.1Well, it happened... writeup to followNCCODE::PEREZTrust, but ALWAYS verify!Fri Jun 05 1992 16:164
    The following reply is a long (several hundred lines for those using
    DECwindows Notes), rambling, report on the Great River Ride, which
    wasn't a race, just a tour with a bunch of interesting people.  The
    kind of event that helps me remember why I enjoy riding...
2262.2GRR 92NCCODE::PEREZTrust, but ALWAYS verify!Fri Jun 05 1992 16:22308
                             American Lung Association
                               Great River Ride, 1992

    When I look back at the Great River Ride of 1992 I recall a series of
    snapshots. Mostly of people. They stand out more than the rides, the
    towns through which we passed, the food, even the hills we climbed.
    This was my first time on a bike trek and I found it an amazing
    experience.

    The Facts (as I know them): May 29-31, the American Lung Association
    (ALA) held a fundraising bike trek. 125+ riders raised funds by
    bicycling between 110 and 170 miles from Hastings to Winona, MN over
    three days. Friday morning we traveled from St. Paul to Hastings on a
    riverboat with entertainment by a jazz band, and on Sunday night went
    back to St. Paul from Winona on Amtrak.

    In between, you pedaled... from Hastings to Red Wing, Red Wing to
    Wabasha, and Wabasha to Winona. There were showers at the end of each
    day, massages for those who needed to loosen up, breakfast and dinner
    were provided, and at night we stayed in hotels or camped (I can
    heartily endorse the camping).  On the road there were sag wagons, rest
    stops, first aid people, and one of the local bike shops provided a
    full, mobile repair facility complete with mechanics, tools, work
    stands, etc. They accompanied us for the whole weekend and kept all the
    equipment going. But the facts don't begin to tell the story...

    Friday:

    The brochure had set high expectations for this event, and I hoped it
    would live up to them.  I had my first clue at the Check-in, which was
    as efficient as any I've ever seen (and a WHOLE lot better than some).
    Within 10 minutes I was registered, had the event information packet,
    turned in my pledge sheets, and had my bike and gear loaded.  My
    bicycle was padded and packed onto one truck, gear loaded onto another. 
    I must admit, however, that I stood in the doorway of the truck until I
    saw my baby (bike) safely into its slot and properly packed and
    padded...

    One of the other Digital people (and her daughter) that was on the ride
    brought a tent with a door big enough to get their huge air mattress
    inside. When I teased her about this extravagance she just gave me the
    evil eye and said "I may sleep in a tent but I'm gonna be COMFORTABLE!" 
    End of subject.

    We played games on the riverboat to break the ice, and there was a quiz
    to fill out to be eligible for the BIG, PRIZE DRAWING Friday night.  I
    figured out the answers didn't matter when one of the winning quizzes,
    in response to the question "Who is the captain of the Riverboat?" had
    "Captain Nemo" as an answer. And one of the ride leaders signed in as
    "George Herbert Walker Bush!"  You could see people gradually dropping
    the constraints of "adulthood" and loosening up. Soon we weren't a
    boatload of strangers, we were a group out to have a great experience. 
    As one of the other riders said "Its NEVER too late to have a happy
    childhood."

    We met our bikes at noon in Hastings, and had boxed deli lunches, which
    people appeared to devour with gusto (the lunches, not the bikes). 
    After eating and locating the right bicycles, we eagerly headed out for
    the 30 miles to Red Wing, an old Minnesota town on the Mississippi
    River. The weather was just about perfect for biking, warm, sunny, low
    humidity, light breezes; the roads had little or no traffic, and riders
    were eager to get on the road.

    We headed out into a slight headwind (you gotta have something to whine
    about) for the first part of the trip, finishing with the long downhill
    into the tiny town of Welch where we picked up the Cannon Valley Trail,
    a paved bike trail on an old railroad grade along the Cannon River, to
    Red Wing for the last 10 miles. Along the way sag wagons passed
    frequently; there were rest stops with fruit, food, water, first aid,
    and a chance to rest and regroup; and in Welch the rest stop had Great
    River Ride rain ponchos (which thankfully we never needed) provided by
    a retailer in Red Wing.

    One of my favorite images is Jon Ridge, the ALA trek director, riding
    in a sag wagon honking a bicycle horn, hanging his head out the
    passenger window (someone else was driving I THINK) shouting
    encouragement to us as he passed.

    In Red Wing's Bay Point Park I set up my tent under a tree right on the
    bank of the Mississippi. At night I could look out over the water and
    see the lights of the barge tows go past. Occasionally, in the
    distance, one of the push boats would sound his horn in the dark.

    A word on food - THESE FOLKS BELIEVE IN EATING! Ain't no tofu loving,
    carrot juice drinking, quiche eating, wimps here. Breakfast each day
    was all-you- can-eat with pancakes or french toast, eggs, sausage,
    juice, etc. Plenty of those all important carbohydrates or something!
    Dinner Friday was all-you-can-eat spaghetti, rolls, salad... good grub.

    After dinner they had the big drawing for the "really, good stuff"
    which as it turned out was composed primarily of old helmet covers,
    water bottles, and something called a "RAK SACK" - which you put on
    your bike and (I swear) claimed to be something that "HAULS BALLS".
    After the drawing they showed video tape of some of the past events
    including some slides set to music from the Pacific Coast Trek in 1989
    - 26 days, 1700 miles from Seattle to San Diego. Two of the people on
    this ride were on the Pacific Coast Trek and talked about it - really
    made me want to do it - now I just need $5000 in pledges,
    transportation to the west coast, 4 weeks off work, and the ability to
    ride 80+ miles/day while carrying enough film to shoot the scenery!

    Some of us topped off the evening with an ice cream run into Red Wing.

    Saturday 

    The morning dawned bright, clear, and cool. I stood in the dawn and
    looked at the tent city we'd erected, each tent or clump of tents with
    its nearby bicycle(s). Early morning walkers and joggers went by on the
    path, most with a wave and greeting, then broke camp and wandered up
    for breakfast.

    Everyone, however bleary eyed, seemed in good spirits, even those who I
    suspect rarely see the light of morning on weekends (they're the ones
    holding their hands over their eyes and asking what that horrible light
    is).

    After a couple solid breakfasts (they said "Eat Up" so I did - now I
    know why people were saying they never lose weight on these treks) it
    was time to head out of Red Wing and up the first big hill behind a
    couple who were pulling their small daughter in a bike trailer. This
    child has a budding career as a pickpocket considering the dexterity
    with which she removes items from any bag left on the floor...

    I settled into a nice rhythm as the route traveled through some
    pleasant, rolling, Minnesota countryside. At one turn I was intercepted
    by a ride leader who informed me that "the farmer ahead has requested
    that we not wave or moo at his cows." There was some confusion about
    this instruction sinc some riders thought they had been told not to
    "moo" at the cows and didn't, but hadn't been told not to "MOON" the
    cows while others disagreed, thinking we had been told not to "moon"
    the cows... so, some of us mooed, and others mooned, and the cows just
    stood there!

    I rode for a while with a woman who wants to do the Transamerica Trek
    next year (46 days, 3200 miles from west to east coast). At the east
    coast terminus she'll catch a ride with a friend who is sailing his
    boat up to Nova Scotia (she wants to learn to sail too). Then they'll
    come up the St. Lawrence, through the great lakes, and into Duluth. 
    Sounds like a great way to spend the summer to me!

    Decision point. I've arrived at the checkpoint where you have to decide
    whether to do the 38 or 70 mile ride for the day. I opt to be a slug,
    continue the no-stress feel of the weekend, and pick the short route.
    Some of the views along the Mississippi are very scenic, especially
    from the small roads we're traveling.

    In Lake City we stop for lunch at a deli with ice cream, frozen yogurt,
    and good deli sandwiches.  I don't know what's in a "phosphate",  but
    the deli has 'em and they're good! So was the deli sandwich AND the ice
    cream.  Unfortunately, it turned out to be a less-than-brilliant idea
    (yeah, I knew better but what-the-heck) to eat ice cream BEFORE the
    "significant, CHARACTER-BUILDING hill" we encountered just outside Lake
    City. Now personally, I think I have all the character I need, but
    apparently this hill was added by the ride organizers for those who
    needed some additional character building... but, we all made it over
    and were treated to several miles of rolling upland farm country before
    the long descent back to the river valley into Wabasha.

    A word on logistics:  Each day mountains of gear seemed to magically
    disappear in the morning and reappear in the afternoon at the right
    place and time. On Saturday I got into Wabasha early enough to help
    unload the gear truck and  found out the magic is actually a bunch of
    volunteers doing a lot of work to load and unload all this stuff.

    By the time I set up camp under a handy tree the Wabasha volunteer fire
    department was in place, getting the grills going, bringing in food,
    and preparing their famous barbequed chicken dinner. These folks come
    every year and feed the trekkers, serving all of us chicken, baked
    potatoes, beans, etc. They take great pride in watching massive
    quantities of food disappearing into hungry people.  Excellent chow.

    At dinner the conversation ranged from past treks to the scenery,
    hills, and people; comments about the relative merits of one bicycle
    over another, one tent over another, even which ice cream parlour had
    the best butter brickle.  People told jokes and stories, and talked
    about hobbies. It didn't matter what we did in "real" life, whether you
    wear a suit and drive a BMW or jeans and take the bus - it wasn't
    important - what was IMPORTANT was which route they did today and how
    was it?  How were the hills? The scenery?  We were just Dan and Robyn
    and Russ and Karen, Adam and Sherry and Lisa and Tom... There was lots
    of wandering around, socializing, talking about the events of the day.

    The riding and food, and in some cases one of Kimber's massages (right
    in the campground you could get your aching muscles soothed), combined
    to cause a comfortable feeling of tiredness that had many of us sound
    asleep by dark. Those with more energy had the option of going to a
    dance in Wabasha. They say you can't polka in riding shoes, but you can
    clog!

    Ice cream never tastes better than when eaten with friends at the end
    of a day of cycling.

    Sunday

    After a huge pancake breakfast we rolled out of Wabasha and into the
    Weaver Valley for a very pleasantly flat 18 miles before we started
    climbing.  This was the flattest cycling we did all weekend and we made
    the most of it, cruising along the flat roads through small towns.

    Just out of the valley we hit the decision point again. I decided on
    the 40-mile route again and headed off to climb another of those
    character building hills. On the climb I caught up with a rider who was
    singing "High Hopes" (once there was a silly old ant, thought he'd move
    a rubber tree plant...) so I rode part way uphill singing along with
    her as we struggled in our granny gears. I crested the hill and rolled
    into the checkpoint to the sounds of clapping and cheering from the
    people already there. It is unbelievable how GOOD an orange tastes
    after building character by climbing an ugly hill...

    Arriving at the final checkpoint feels great - and sad at the same
    time.  Great because its over and you've done it, sad because its over.

    At the supper Jon Ridge complimented all the people who helped with the
    event, and told us that 90% of the ride leaders have been the same
    since the inaugural event in 1985. I can see why. There are many rides
    where they say they pamper the riders, but on this one they really do.

    Afterwards, a group of us walked over to the local ice cream shop for a
    final indulgence before catching the Amtrak back to St. Paul. Others
    headed for a local tavern to celebrate the completion.

    Once again, just so you won't think EVERYTHING went perfectly... the
    Amtrak was 20 minutes late! But, I guess we can't blame the ALA for
    that...


    I see I've forgotten so many things - like the rides...

    Country roads and busy highways. Down through river valleys and up to
    overlooks. Climbs up long hills that leave you breathless and rubber
    legged, and down the other side that leave you exhilarated... farms and
    small towns.

    And everywhere we passed people they smiled and waved to us and we to
    them - from yards and cars and houses, people at work and play, young
    and old alike - communication without words.

    Signs welcoming us into town.

    Bright sun, blue skies, new people to ride with for a while.

    The road stretching away in front of your bike, taking you somewhere
    you haven't been before.

    Strangers, who walk up and ask where you've ridden from, and where
    you're going.


    And especially the people...

    Matt and John who are going to do the International Trek from Canada to
    Mexico this fall. They each have to raise $5000 so they're seeking
    contributions and pledges from people. I saw the video from the 1989
    trek and I envy them so much I donated my last $20.00.

    Adam, a mass transit advocate, rode 70 mile days in blue jeans and a
    shirt - and isn't quite sure why all these folks need funny padded,
    lycra shorts!

    Wally - who is retiring but still plans to continue doing bike treks. I
    hope I have his energy when I retire (I wish I had it now!)

    A group of four counselors and two residents of the Victoria Road house
    in Mendota, MN. Paul and Diane are severely developmentally disabled
    adult residents who have attended many past Great River Rides. The
    counselors pulled them in modified bike trailers on the rides, camped
    together in a large tent, and cared for them all weekend. I can only
    imagine the work and effort involved in their undertaking and applaud
    them wholeheartedly - as did everyone else when this group arrived at
    the dinner Sunday night.  The applause was long and heartfelt, and they
    were clearly moved.  They certainly inspired all of us.

    Maggie, who has ridden the Pacific Coast Trek with her husband Tom, is
    one of those people who has such enthusiasm that when she talks it
    makes you believe you can do it too.  She made me laugh when she talked
    about the process of re-entry into society after 26 days of traveling
    on a bicycle.

    Bill (an adult) and Brent (who appeared to be around 10) on a tandem
    passing me on Friday - Brent gave me a "thumbs-up" and a "later dude"!

    The EMTs, who watched over all of us and were there to offer first aid
    whether for scrapes and bruises on a fallen rider, or just a blister.

    And especially the workers and volunteers. In vans honking and giving
    encouragement; at rest stops telling everyone to DRINK, DRINK, DRINK;
    at end points cheering you on; getting bikes and gear on and off
    trucks; shepherding us around on buses; and many jobs I probably don't
    even know about.

    The coordination of this event have to be a nightmare, and yet for the
    entire duration of this ride you would never know it. Equipment was
    where it was needed, food appeared on time, camping areas were ready,
    routes were marked, rest stops were staffed, etc. The difference
    between a professional and an amateur is that although they do the same
    thing, the professional does it better and still makes it LOOK easy.
    These people made this LOOK easy.

    The people make this ride.  Without exception they were friendly,
    sociable, and usually ready to go for ice cream at a moments notice.
    Their spirit is infectious, and it makes for a really nice experience!

    I have done a poor job of capturing the feeling of this event. You'll
    just have to do it. I intend to do it again.

    A final note:  When my wife, who did not attend the event, read the
    draft of this story she said it made her want to go so much that she is
    ready to start raising pledges NOW to be ready for next year.
2262.3thanksAD::CRANEI'd rather be on my bicycle!Fri Jun 05 1992 16:4911
    
    
       I really enjoyed that.
    
      especially the bit about mooing or mooning or which-ever.
    
    
      great stuff
    
      John C.
    
2262.4exNCBOOT::LITASIto the land of Gitchi-Goommie....Fri Jun 05 1992 18:5929
    
    	Being the other (unnamed) deccie on the ride, I think Dave did
    a good job of capturing the camaraderie.  I had different observations
    (not being nearly as outgoing as Dave).  With only 71 miles prior to
    the weekend and coming down with an earache and flu symptoms a couple
    of days before, I was worried that I would have to use the SAG wagon.
    
    It was like a miracle!  As soon as we boarded the riverboat and got
    underway, the cool fresh air cleared my head.  I kept reminding myself
    I was on vacation, so when we arrived in Hastings I WAS on VACATION!
    
    The company was great, the weather was incredible, and I made my 120
    miles without any injuries, bonking, or saddle sores!  When we do
    this again next year, it will be like a family reunion!
    
    Dave put the edited version in the notes file, but Dave, I did enjoy your
    original note (yes, even the abuse I took from you ;^) )  One thing
    I noticed (that pleased me) was NOONE smoked!  It was great!  Even
    in the bar, waiting for the train, the place was filled with our
    group and only 2 locals smoked.  Amazing!  But then it IS the Lung
    Association.
    
    	Tomorrow, Dave & his wife Pat, Tina and I, and a bunch of others
    from Digital bike club will be riding in a 2 day ride up in Brainard
    in Paul Bunyan country.  It will be interesting to compare the rides.
    I know the ALA trek we did last weekend is  hard to duplicate when
    up to 1000 people will be riding in Brainard.
    
    sherry
2262.5Someone has to provide a good team name...NCBOOT::PEREZTrust, but ALWAYS verify!Thu Jun 11 1992 10:4618
    re .3:
    
    I should state that I would NEVER :^) "MOO" or "MOON" the cattle in
    question.  There was, however, a young lady I was HOPING would since I
    had a camera at the ready!  :^(
    
    BTW:  Since Sherry is feeling left out of my narrative (its that 15
    minutes of fame as Andy Warhol said), here is her favorite paragraph
    omitted from the posted short form...
    
    >Sherry Litasi and her daughter Tina were also on this ride and to my
    >surprise (and I suspect to most anyone who knows Sherry, who has made a
    >virtual art form out of not being "constrained by time") they actually
    >managed to get to the registration area EARLY!  It was the only
    >starting point they were early at all weekend!
    
    Maybe next year we can put together a Digital team.  You people from
    the mountains can come and chuckle at what we think of as hills...  
2262.6Camping on the Cannon RiverNCBOOT::PEREZTrust, but ALWAYS verify!Mon Aug 17 1992 17:2645
    At the risk of being branded a wimp by those stalwart gear animals who
    poke fun at sagged tours (be nice Mr. Ellis!) I was on a nice one this
    weekend...
    
    My wife was out of town and I was without adult supervision and had to
    find some way to keep myself occupied and out of the bike, camera,
    stereo, and CD stores so I joined a dozen others for  a very relaxed
    two day ride from St. Paul MN down through the rolling countryside to a
    campground on the banks of the Cannon River in Welch, MN, a distance of
    around 40 miles.  One of the organizers had a small truck to carry the
    gear, the two ride leaders switched off driving the truck to the next
    rest stop where we'd regroup before heading out again, and even the
    folks that are normally "A" riders (MUCH faster than I) took it easy
    and enjoyed the day.
    
    We arrived at the campground in plenty of time to get the tents set up
    and spend some time tubing on the river (you rent a big truck inner
    tube and float downstream on it), play a little frisbee, shower, and
    eat several pieces of cold watermelon before supper - I had no idea how
    good watermelon tastes after a few hours of riding.
    
    Supper was shish-kebabs with beef, chicken, peppers, onions, tomatoes,
    etc., all in a tangy marinade - cooked on a grill over the campfire,
    warm, fresh bread, and a cold pasta salad.  The ride leaders even
    brought all the makings for s'mores.  Conversation around the fire
    ranged through many subjects, none of which involved gear ratios,
    tubing types, or anything else to do with bikes (proves these people
    ARE able to talk about other things!).  For those wanting a little more
    excitement, a 10 mile ride down the paved bike trail brings you into
    town where the desired munchies are available!
    
    Sunday morning we packed up and rode 10 miles to a restaurant for a
    group breakfast before heading the 40 miles back by a different route. 
    It started out cool (50 degrees) so on went the tights and jackets, but
    by the time we were done eating the day had warmed enough to get rid of
    the extra clothing and enjoy the sun, the tailwind, and the scenery. 
    Even goofing off and stopping periodically we were home by 2 pm so I
    had time to mow the lawn :^(
    
    It was one of those weekends when things work out well: the weather
    cooperates perfectly - cool in the morning and up to 72 in the
    afternoon; wind at your back; smooth, lightly traveled country roads;
    interesting people to talk with; good food...  If you like to camp,
    ride (but would rather not carry your worldly goods on your bike), and
    eat (my personal favorite) you might enjoy something like this! 
2262.7niceSHALOT::ELLISJohn Lee Ellis - assembly requiredMon Aug 17 1992 17:324
    
    Ok, even I have to admit, sounds pretty idyllic... :-)
    
    -john
2262.8LJOHUB::CRITZTue Aug 18 1992 09:534
    	Great trip report. However, nothing in the world makes
    	watermelon taste good. Period.
    
    	Scott
2262.9VO2MAX::DELORIEAI've got better things to do.Tue Aug 18 1992 10:4026
RE .6 Nice report. I think I was painting my house or something. :-(


Re .8 Watermelon...

At one time when I was working in Lowell, I was riding my bike to and from work.
(Worcester-Lowell 40 miles each way, Rt70 to 110)

After a day of being in the 90's I started my ride back home around 5:00. This 
day I was going to meet my wife at her mothers house in Shrewsbury. This would 
cut out 5 miles just when I needed it. Both water bottles were empty as I was 
a couple of miles from finishing. Thirsty and hot I passed a fruit stand. I was
thinking about all that cold wet fruit and I had to stop. I also had a
watermelon that was waiting from me at the in-laws house. I bought an apple
a pear, some seedless grapes and what ever else I could fit in my digital 
jersey pockets. (The jersey from the first run with the BIG pockets) 

When I got to the house I was obsessed with the thought of how good this fruit
salad was going to be. Patiently I cut up the watermelon and deseeded it. I 
put it into a large bowl. Next the apple, pear and grapes. After completing
the salad I grabbed a fork and sat at the kitchen table and plunged the fork 
into the bowl without any thought of what to aim for. It was now time to eat.

Oh, how it tasted sooo good. Fork flying, juice dripping GOOD!

T
2262.10Not all watermelon is goodDEBUG::SCHULDTAs Incorrect as they come...Tue Aug 18 1992 11:039
    re watermelon
    
    	A few weeks ago our club touring director led his annual
    "Watermelon ride", promising all comers thick slices of watermelon at the 
    end of the ride.  There was a lot of talk at the next club meeting
    about him cutting into that completely rotten watermelon at the end of
    the ride...
    
    larry
2262.11NCBOOT::PEREZTrust, but ALWAYS verify!Tue Aug 18 1992 15:169
        re .8:
    
    >	Great trip report. However, nothing in the world makes
    > 	watermelon taste good. Period.
    
    My wife would agree with you about the watermelon!  
    
    That fruit salad in .9 sounds tasty...  makes me want to saunter down
    to the farmers market and pick up some nice grapes and such!
2262.121993 Great River RideNCBOOT::PEREZTrust, but ALWAYS verify!Wed Jul 07 1993 15:5217
    The following reply is the ride report from this year's American
    Lung Association Great River Ride.  It is VERY LONG AGAIN (I'm working
    on brevity but having trouble getting the hang of it!).  
    
    One thing I can safely state - compared to ANY other pledge ride I've
    been on, this one is FAR superior.  Both from the route standpoint AND
    the activities...
    
    Despite the total suck egg weather here in Minnesota bike season is
    "sort of" on.  Its so bad there is joke going around:
    
    Q:  What do you call Minnesota bike riders?
    
    A:  WEATHER OBSERVERS!
    
    I hope to put together a team for next year's GRR so if anybody out
    there is gonna be around toward the end of June...
2262.13Come on out next year, it IS a BALL!NCBOOT::PEREZTrust, but ALWAYS verify!Wed Jul 07 1993 15:55484
                       Any of You Notice We're Having a Flood
                                         or
                        Days of Pedaling, Nights of Ice Cream


                  The American Lung Association of Hennepin County
                               Great River Ride, 1993

                                   by David Perez


          What do you call an event that combines a riverboat ride in St.
          Paul, a water fight in Wabasha, a train ride in Winona, and
          three days of bicycling?  Well, if it's June in Minnesota you
          call it the Great River Ride of 1993, an event that combines the
          above with good food, great scenery, and incredible people.
          This year 165 riders participated in the event, and once again
          Jon Ridge, Susan Stehling, and all the other people from the
          American Lung Association of Hennepin County (ALAHC) put on an
          incomparable event to raise funds for the Lung Association.
          Don't confuse this event with other bike rides where a horde of
          cars descend on a parking lot, and thousands of riders jump on
          their bikes and hammer for a destination.  On this ride the journey
          is only half the fun - the rest is the daily destinations and
          activities, meeting friends from last year and making new ones,
          telling and listening to stories of other rides, the group
          feeding frenzies, and of course - EATING ICE CREAM!

          We've had a little rain in the upper Midwest this year, and the
          Mississippi River overflowed its banks.  Since this IS the Great
          River Ride we normally ride and camp near the river, but this
          year we had to camp in other locations because of the water and
          routes had to be changed to accommodate the flooding.  Amtrak
          wasn't sure they'd even be running by Sunday since the water was
          still rising toward the tracks.  With all the mediocre weather
          we've been enduring this spring I was concerned that we'd have
          three days of rain.  Instead we had three days of perfect
          weather, mild temperatures, and TAILWINDS every day!
          There are few things in life better than a long stretch of
          smooth pavement and a 20 mph wind at your back.  And if you
          combine this with perfect weather, great scenery, and
          interesting people to talk with while you ride - well, "it just
          DOESN'T get any better than this!"


          Friday

          Actually, my ride started at 8 o'clock Thursday evening when a
          couple miles from the end of a ride I found myself with a back
          wheel that ground when coasting.  I beat a hasty path to the
          three nearest bike shops (Penn Cycle on Lake, Flanders, and
          Cycle Goods).  All agreed that the bearings in the cassette were
          shot, but noone would or could make the necessary repairs before
          Friday.  Finally, while heading for home to shove some grease in
          the disintegrating part and hope it stayed together for the
          weekend I decided to try one more place and continued on to Now
          Sports in Burnsville.
          Scott, the manager, listened to the grinding (and my sad tale of
          woe about needing the bike at 07:00 Friday morning), told me I'd
          have to replace the freehub assembly, and admitted he didn't
          have one in stock.  Then he walked into the back of the shop,
          pulled the rear wheel off his own bike, and loaned me the use of
          shop and tools to switch the freehub assembly from his bike to
          mine.  Twenty minutes later I was ready to roll again, Scott was
          on foot, and a new freehub was on order.  Major thanks for
          keeping me on the road Scott!

          Friday morning I arrived at the Amtrak station in St. Paul at
          07:00, turned my bike over to Pete (who came all the way from
          Green Bay with wife and daughter for this ride) at the bike
          transport truck, threw my bag up into the gear truck, and headed
          for the check-in table.
          None of these people will ever make it as luggage handlers -
          they were far too careful with everyone's bags and bicycles,
          each of which was packed between cardboard sheets for protection
          during the trip (this worked perfectly, my bike came through
          both trips in the truck without a scratch, ding, dent, abrasion,
          nick, or mar - I  wish my body had been so lucky).

          Barbara and Maggie were at check-in and moved us through the
          process of turning in pledges and paperwork quickly and
          smoothly.  Except that the registration table had the alphabet
          reversed with the "R - Z" section on the left and the "A - E" on
          the far right.  This caused no end of confusion for the
          Minnesotans who all wound up in the wrong lines and aimlessly
          milling around searching for their section of alphabet!
          Maggie wasn't dressed for riding and I found that she wouldn't
          be with us (something about fiscal year-end that had to be
          worked) although her husband Tom would be there.  Actually,
          three of my favorite ladies weren't there:  Barbara also had to
          work and Susan Stehling abandoned us for a trip to Montana!

          Once through the paperwork, with ride packet containing
          itinerary, maps, route information, and coupons in hand (along
          with the quiz which we'll speak more of later), I stopped at the
          next table to pick up my T-shirt, made a quick stop at the rest
          area for a breakfast of fruit, bread, and granola bars, and I
          was ready to roll.
          Going on this event is like being a kid again and playing hooky
          from school.  I had the same tingle of anticipation as I walked
          around in the bright sunshine surrounded by other riders, all
          filled with energy and eager for the day to begin.  The adult in
          me (work, home, bills) receded (it never has far to go) and I
          knew this was going to be a GREAT weekend.

          We boarded the buses for the riverboat at Harriet Island.  I, of
          course, chose the "Good Attitude" bus with Earl as tour guide
          and commentator.  On our way to the boat, Earl and Dr. Jeff
          (both ride leaders) filled us in on necessary information and
          asked for questions or concerns.  From the back of the bus a
          group of female voices requested "more single guys in the back
          of the bus", a request Earl said he was powerless to satisfy.
          In an effort to be helpful I offered "married guys who aren't
          fanatics" as a reasonable substitute but was rejected.
          Friday evening after  supper they have a drawing for "GREAT"
          prizes, and to be eligible you had to fill out your quiz.
          Actually, it was a way to get people to meet and break the ice
          - you had to get riders whose first names began with certain
          letters (T,R,E,K) to sign your quiz and to find four ride
          leaders and get them to sign their names too.  You also had to
          find out the name of the riverboat captain and learn the type of
          cows we'd be passing on the ride.  I'm sure my answers were
          correct because at one point I overheard someone yell "Ahoy, the
          white whale" from the pilot house, so the captain just HAD to be
          Ahab!  And everyone in Minnesota knows those black and white
          spotted cattle are cheerleaders from a neighboring state.

          After driving through some floodwater on Harriet Island, we
          arrived at the riverboat landing and were greeted by the sound
          of the Moldy Figs Dixieland band as we got on board.  Because of
          the flooding the locks weren't usable so instead of floating
          downstream to Hastings we went up under the High Bridge toward
          the old railroad bridge.  The current was fast and our progress
          slow, giving everyone time to enjoy the sight of downtown St.
          Paul from the river.  Earl led a few games including the "Worlds
          Smartest Computer" to break the ice and get people loosened up.
          The Worlds Smartest Computer was composed of 6 ride leaders, who
          answered questions by each giving a single word of the answer in
          rotation.  It did quite well, however Earl was forced to reboot
          after one particularly vexing question (I think he used his left
          foot).
          Like last year, I was impressed to see people drop their normal
          reserve and the constraints of "adulthood".  I found myself
          laughing and  talking to people I'd just met including "Team
          Road Kill" - Jan, Diane, and Nancy, a group of three of the
          cutest accountants you'll ever meet.  Now we've all met
          accountants and know they're stuffy people with pocket
          protectors and calculators, and no sense of humor (except Buck,
          our own "wild financial dude" of course).  They were very good
          sports about the teasing they got (we did lawyer jokes and
          substituted the word accountant), and I didn't see a pocket
          protector once all weekend!  Of course, once they dragged out of
          me that I work with computers the response from Jan was "Jeez,
          you guys are an even bigger bunch of nerds than us!"

          Back at Harriet Island after a fast trip downstream (an hour and
          15 minutes going upstream, 15 minutes to get back)  we said
          goodbye to the Moldy Figs and re-boarded the buses for the ride
          to Hastings where lunch and the ride start awaited us.  Earl
          told us Baypoint Park (our normal camping area) in Red Wing was
          under water so we'd be spending the night in a grassy area next
          to a cemetery.  I attempted to convince the accountants that the
          first-time rider initiation was to run naked through the
          graveyard at midnight.  Nancy asked how we'd see anything in the
          dark and I explained that I had brought a flashlight for just
          such an occasion!  Being a pervert is not a spur-of-the-moment
          thing; properly done, it requires care and planning!
          Again this year a group of counselors (biking animals!) and two
          residents of the Victoria Road house  in Mendota Heights were on
          the ride. Paul and Diane are developmentally disabled  residents
          who have attended several past Great River Rides. The counselors
          camped in tents with them, and pulled them in modified bike
          trailers on the daily rides.  They did a tremendous job.

          After the catered box lunch in Hastings it was time to get on
          the bike for the 30 miles to Red Wing.  The normal route
          includes a 10-mile stretch of Cannon Valley Trail from Welch to
          Red Wing, but this year, because of damage to the trail we
          stayed on the road for the entire trip.  From Hastings to
          Miesville we had strong sidewinds and I hooked up with a couple
          other riders, but once we left the rest stop in Miesville and
          turned East on Highway 61 the wind was at our backs, the
          shoulder wide, and the riding easy.  Near Red Wing we passed
          over the Cannon Valley Trail and I could see some of the water
          damage.  The road looked better!
          I arrived and checked in (if you don't check in they'll send out
          the cavalry to find you out on the course) in time to help
          unload the gear truck, joining in the human chain passing
          baggage down the line and spreading it in neat rows for pickup
          by arriving riders.  Once that was done I set up camp, finishing
          the tent just in time to grab the school bus to the shower.
          About every 15 minutes a bus pulled into camp, delivered clean
          people, loaded up with less-clean ones, and took them to the
          YMCA where there were hot showers (no long lines, HOT water).
          Later, the same busses provided transportation to Nybo's where
          we carbo-loaded on the all-you-can-eat spaghetti.  Those who
          preferred having a bathroom and shower in their room could stay
          at one of the motels or inns and the ALA even delivered and
          picked up the luggage from the inn.

          At dinner, I sat with Leo and his wife Cathy (also known as Mrs.
          Cleaver for reasons noone would explain), a woman of boundless
          energy who Jon deputized to make sure that everyone signed a
          huge card to be presented to Nybo of Nybo's.  She did, ranging
          throughout the dining room to round people up.  After dinner Jon
          made a few announcements, presented the signed thank-you card,
          and then turned things over to Earl for the prize drawing.
          Brent, the young stoker of the tandem team of Brent and Bill
          (his dad), pulled the winning quizzes from the hopper.  There
          were T-shirts, caps, chocolate bars, and even helmet covers, but
          the prize I most regretted not winning was the coveted "Salsa
          Bizarro" bib, an indispensable, high-fashion accessory for
          anyone with my inability to eat without making a mess of
          themselves!  There may have to be an investigation of this
          process though, because Brent pulled his own quiz and there were
          mumblings that the "fix" may have been in!
          Of course, no evening on a GRR is complete without a trip to the
          local ice cream dispensary (in this case the DQ in downtown Red
          Wing) where I encountered several other riders.  Cookie dough
          blizzards seemed to be the big seller of the evening and a
          sizable group of us stood on the street in front of the DQ
          watching the locals drive back and forth down main street while
          the conversation turned to descriptions of various people's
          favorite Far Side cartoons.  What a bunch of party animals!

          Once the excitement died down we headed back to camp for a night
          of sleep, hopefully to be broken by the sounds of midnight
          runners prancing through the nearby graveyard.  Unfortunately,
          no sounds of gaiety disturbed my slumber.


          Saturday

          Saturday dawned clear, bright, and warm.  Everyone was up and
          moving early - actually they had no choice since Jon got on the
          bullhorn at 06:30 and rousted the laggards out of bed.  Once
          packed I rode to Nybo's for a tasty all-you-can-eat breakfast of
          eggs, pancakes, sausage, and muffins.  I saw some of the "I'm
          not a morning person" people at breakfast - they were the ones
          with the two-fisted grip on their coffee!
          After a few announcements, including an exhortation to use a
          good sunscreen (something I usually forget) we headed out onto
          the route.  I decided I'd wait until the the checkpoint at 11
          miles (where you have to state the route you'll be taking)
          before deciding whether to take the 40-mile or 70-mile route.
          On the climb just outside Red Wing I passed Melissa pulling a
          trailer with Michael inside (he even had his own nametag on the
          trailer).  As I passed them I greeted Michael and Melissa said
          "Wave to everyone as they pass us, you'll be seeing the same
          people go past today as yesterday".

          Near the checkpoint we coasted down a long sweeping hill.
          Toward the bottom there was a pasture where a white horse, with
          head high and mane flying in the breeze, ran along with the
          bicycles.
          At the checkpoint I got some input from Dan, who has done the
          long route.  He said there were between five and seven
          "character building" climbs on the course, which convinced me
          that Sunday would be the better day for the long route.  Dr.
          Jeff arrived, followed shortly by Diane, Jan, and Nancy.  Jeff
          was acting as a ride marshal on the short route and suggested we
          add a slight detour up to the overlook in Frontenac State Park.
          Wimp that I am, I decided to limit the abuse to which I'd
          subject my body and chose the short route with side trip.  Also,
          the short route traveled primarily East, so we had the benefit
          of a tailwind most of the day.
    
          The herd moved off through the rolling hills and backroads, and
          a few miles later came to Frontenac where we climbed up to the
          overlook.  Personally, I think this was the hardest hill on the
          route, but eventually we all made it to the top.  The view
          across the Mississippi and Lake Pepin was terrific, which
          probably explained why there was such a profusion of orange
          jerseyed ride leaders at the overlook.  A few photographs,
          followed by a screaming descent back down the hill, and we
          continued toward Lake City and lunch, passing some of the
          beautiful old houses along the river in Frontenac.

          As we neared Lake City I was surprised that so few sailboats
          were out on the lake on such a beautiful day.  Although the
          marina was filled with sailboats, many with people on-board, everyone
          appeared to be staying off the rain-swollen lake.
          We found the repair van in the parking lot next to the Lake City
          DQ.  There were some chairs in the shade with a view of the
          water so we all sat down for a rest.  Other riders pulled in and
          stopped, and shortly we had a dozen people lounging in the
          shade.  Then Judy, Jon Ridge's wife, came in with Olivia in
          their trailer, and I got to watch a baby captivate a group
          without ever saying a word.  Jeff, a pediatrician, grabbed
          Olivia and they entertained each other while Judy went in search
          of a milk shake to sustain her through the remainder of the
          ride.

          Eventually hunger propelled us onward to the deli in Lake City
          for lunch.  Knowing about the "significant character building"
          hill outside of town I passed on the ice cream for dessert.  It
          must have worked - I climbed the hill that forced me to get off
          the bike last year.  On the way up I encountered a trio getting
          a ride up the hill in the back of a van, but rejected their
          offer of a tow.  At the top was a van with water and the
          knowledge that the climbing was over for the day.  From there on
          it was all downhill WITH the wind for the remainder of the 39
          miles.  This was the best riding of the day (smooth, flat, big
          tailwind) and we made the most of it, effortlessly flying along
          at 25 mph, talking and laughing, past the farms and views of the
          river valley, down the long hill and into Wabasha.
          We stayed on the grounds of the Wabasha City Hall since our
          normal camping area in Malone Park was under several feet of
          water.  I arrived late enough to miss the gear truck unloading,
          got set up and walked next door to the pool for a shower (I
          decided to be clean when I got soaked in the water fight).

          The Wabasha Fire Department was already on the scene, roasting
          chicken on a huge concrete block barbecue they built for this
          purpose.  But before we ate, we played!
          If you have never been in a water fight you don't know what
          you're missing.  It's the perfect excuse for adults to slop in
          the water like children.  Except that instead of a sprinkler you
          get a high-pressure fire hose to squirt with.

          The fire department strung a cable across a parking lot and
          suspended an empty beer keg from a sliding pulley.  The object
          was for your 2-person team to squirt the keg with your hose and
          push it down the cable past the opposing team while they
          attempted to do the same.  The only rule was that you couldn't
          DELIBERATELY squirt the opposing team.  One of the firemen blew
          a siren to start the contest, you pulled on the lever on the
          nozzle to start the flow, and instantly you and your partner
          were blind and drenched by spray from the opposing team as you
          attempted to control a giant snake and accurately keep the water
          hitting the keg lost in the torrents of water raining down on
          you.  It was fabulous fun!
          In our first match we soundly thrashed the team of Dr. Jeff,
          Nancy, and Diane.  Afterward I noticed that although my partner
          Mike, Jeff, and I were totally drenched, the two women were
          virtually dry.  This seemed unfair so I got Jon to agree (over
          LOUD protests from the possible victims) that should Mike and I
          win we could thoroughly soak the accountants!

          There was one incident during the contest.  A combatant was
          attacked during one contest when the previously mentioned band
          of enraged accountants, aided and abetted by a renegade pediatrician,
          attempted to remove de-pants me while I was concentrating on the
          task at hand - keeping a steady stream of water on the keg.
          (Question: Knowing me as you do, would any of you come near me
          and attempt to remove my pants while I was holding a pressurized
          firehose?)  Clothed or not I was not dissuaded although I did
          take a moment to turn the hose on my assailants, and part of the
          crowd just for good measure!
          Mike and I were later beaten by the team that eventually became
          the champions, but we've issued a challenge for next year.  I'm
          looking for small towns where we can hone our skills in the
          meantime!

          After the exercise we sat down to a huge dinner - roasted
          chicken, baked potatoes, salad, baked beans, etc.  Everyone ate
          heartily, carbo-loading for the tomorrow's exertion.  Talk at
          the dinner table centered around the routes of the day, and
          those to come on Sunday.  Steve told us how his wife accompanied
          him in their van to provide personal service during his rides -
          fresh water bottles, ready snacks, rubdowns for sore muscles,
          etc.  Envious, several of us asked if we could pay a nominal fee
          and receive similar service.  Up until this point, the lady in
          question had been sitting quietly and nodding during her
          husband's recitation.  Now she laughingly admitted that she
          NEVER saw her husband ride, she'd been in the small towns along
          the route spending money at garage sales!
          After letting dinner settle a group of us walked downtown to
          look at the river and, of course, hit the ice cream parlor.  The
          river was high, the ice cream was excellent (mint chocolate
          chip, chocolate monster, cookie dough, hot fudge), and many
          other riders stopped to partake of the frozen delights and talk.
          Eventually, we headed back to camp for the night.


          Sunday

          Sunday was clear, bright, and warm - making this the only decent
          3-day weekend we've had all year.  Once again Jon's bullhorn had
          the late sleepers moving by 06:30.  I intended to do the 70 mile
          route so I quickly broke camp and got over to St. Felix's church
          to stoke up on eggs, pancakes, and sausage.  Jon announced at
          breakfast that we would be returning on Amtrak (they confirmed
          late Saturday evening that the water was low enough for the
          train to run), and that we wouldn't be able to ride through
          Weaver meadows since it was under water.  This was unfortunate
          because this area is an 18-mile stretch of virtually flat,
          lightly traveled roads that stays near the Mississippi and
          provides an easy warm-up to the water stop at Weaver.
          Instead we stayed on U.S. 61 which isn't quite as scenic but had
          the advantage of a significant tailwind from the northwest.
          Imagine gliding down the  road in the cool morning with bluffs
          to your right and the Mississippi on your left, easily rolling
          along at 20 mph and listening to the birds singing.

          At the Weaver water stop I turned to climb the river bluff on
          the long route.  About halfway up the 1.5 mile climb Paula and
          Laura passed me.  As Laura went by I sang "the corn is as high
          as an elephant's eye" to her and received a "Damn you, now I'll
          have that song running through MY head for the next 20 miles"
          from her!  Just when I started laboring badly and thought I
          couldn't climb any more I found a little pulloff with a sign
          stating that this was the Richard J. Dorer Memorial Hardwood
          Forest.  The view out over the early morning valley gave me the
          bit of energy I needed to complete the climb.
          Once up on top of the bluffs I rode southwest toward Plainview
          and Sarah caught up to me.  We rode through the rolling hills
          for the next 10 miles admiring the occasional profusions of wildflower
          along the road and talking about rides we'd been on and life in
          Minneapolis.  Sarah had come to the event alone, and expressed
          appreciation at how quickly she was welcomed and adopted by the
          group.

          It is difficult to describe the emotional lift you get when one
          of the sag wagons drives past and the people inside give you a
          thumbs-up and you return it.  Or of exchanging greetings with
          people out walking in the early morning.  Or of arriving at the
          top of a long climb and being greeted by the cheers of other
          riders.  Makes you feel 10-feet tall!
          In Plainview we stopped for a break and several other riders
          joined us including Cathy (Mrs. Cleaver) and Leo.  Cathy was
          just as frenetic as she'd been on Saturday, and Leo just as
          quiet.  Leo tried a Power Bar which he found virtually inedible
          - so he shared it with Cathy.  She stated that it tasted like
          her brownies...  Never have dessert at the Cleaver's.

          We left Plainview and turned with the wind toward the lunch
          stop.  In between we had a long high-speed downhill run into
          Elba followed by the second long climb.  From the description I
          had expected some horrendous hill and I was surprised how easily
          I climbed the hill into Altura.  I'd been told that the Red
          Roost Inn in Altura was where everyone stopped for lunch because
          of the great turkey dinner.  When I walked into the diner
          (easily found by the herd of bicycles parked outside) I was
          confronted by dozens of riders chowing down on turkey, dressing,
          mashed potatoes, all covered in gravy, salad, and big milk
          shakes.
          I sat with Earl and Dale, and we joined the feeding frenzy.  In
          fact, Earl had not one, but two milk shakes.  He explained that
          people were eating this way because we were through climbing for
          the day, and that the last 20 miles were downhill with a
          tailwind.  Earl said he was badly undertrained for this event
          this year.  I figured this meant he was short of mileage.  I
          found out later from Linda that what he meant was that by this
          time he was usually trained up to at least three milk shakes a
          week!  Dale revealed that he started riding late in life and
          found that he enjoyed it.  He and I will both be going with the
          Trailblazers on the Madeline Island trip in July.

          A few miles outside Altura I caught up to Myron and we rode
          together the rest of the way into Winona.  We commented on the
          fun of cruising through the open country with a big tailwind and
          unexpectedly coming across a scene looking out over the farms
          and forests with the river in the distance.  At Rollingstone the
          long and short routes rejoin for the last ten miles, and Myron
          asked me to take his picture under the town sign (he was a big
          Rolling Stones fan).
          In Winona, after 66 miles, I showered off the dust of the day,
          rested in the shade, and enjoyed the feeling of accomplishment
          of having ridden 135 miles over the weekend.  We walked down to
          the Amtrak station for a catered dinner, a couple hours of
          resting and conversation while waiting for the train, and a trip
          to the local ice cream parlor for a last scrumptious confection
          of the weekend.

          Later, from my seat on the train, I contemplated the weekend and
          found myself even more impressed than last year.  Over the
          weekend, I talked to many people, veterans and first timers, and
          every person with whom I spoke said they were having a fabulous
          time.  Despite what had to be a logistical nightmare with the
          flooding, reroutes, and campgrounds under water, the weekend was
          flawlessly executed and a huge success.
          I'll close as I did last year because I can't think of a
          statement that better summarizes this event:

               "The people on this ride are exceptional.  They are
               friendly,  talkative, sociable, and ready to go for
               ice cream at a moment's notice. Their spirit is
               infectious, their goal is having fun.  It makes for an
               incredible experience!  It is impossible to really
               capture the feeling of this event. You just have to do
               it. I intend to do it again.
    
          Get out there next year and see how well organized a ride can be!"
2262.14DELNI::CRITZScott Critz, LKG2/1, Pole V3Wed Jul 07 1993 16:496
    	Dave,
    
    	Great write up. Now, if we could only get Ed to write about
    	his trip to Colorado, we'd be in high cotton.
    
    	Scott