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Title: Bicycling
Notice:Bicycling for Fun
Moderator:JAMIN::WASSER
Created:Mon Apr 14 1986
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1819.0. "French cyclo-sportif events Update" by IDEFIX::HEMMINGS (Lanterne Rouge) Fri Jan 11 1991 05:46

  21/04/91 Trophee Jeanne d'Arc Orleans (45 - ?)
* 04/05/91 La Jacques Anquetil	Chartreuse-South of Paris)
  04/05/91 Le Bouquet		Tavel - Avignon area
  12/05/91 La Cyrano		Bergerac (24 - ?)
* 18/05/91 L'Epervier		Pays des Maures/Provence
  19/05/91 Tour du canton
           de Saint Felicien	St Felicien (26 - ?)
+ 25/05/91 La Marcel BIDOT	St Julien-les-Villas (10 - Aube)
+ 01/06/91 La Pierre JODET	Buzan�ais (36 - Indre)
* 08/06/91 La Bernard Hinault	Bretagne
+ 15/06/91 Les Copains		Ambert (63 - Puy-de-Dome)
  22/06/91 La DANGUILLAUME	Agay/Cher
* 22/06/91 Portes de Soleil	Jura/Switzerland
* 29/06/91 Le National		Morvan
* 06/07/91 La Marmotte 		Alps-Bourg d'Oisans
+ 21/07/91 La Tom SIMPSON	Carpentras (84 - Vaucluse)
* 27/07/91 L'Isard Bahamontes	Pyrenees
* 04/08/91 La Louison Bobet	Alps-Valloire
  17/08/91 La Cantalienne	Super-Lioran (15 - Cantal)
  24/08/91 La Chartreuse	St Laurent du Pont (38 - Isere)
+ 31/08/91 La Megeve		Megeve (74 - ?)
  08/09/91 La Jacques BOSSIS	Mornac (17 - ?)
+ 22/09/91 La Stephen ROCHE	Chanteloup-les-Vignes (78 - ?)

* Trophee d'Or events
+ Trophee Time (ex Trophee Diamant) events

Robin 11/01/91
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1819.1So who's doing whatMOVIES::WIDDOWSONThu Feb 07 1991 06:437
    Which if these events are the Valbonne men thinking of doing ?
    
    Is there any interest amongst people from the UK (Newbury/RDG until
    April, Scotland and points South from then on)  In filling a car up to
    do any one of these ?
    
    Rod 
1819.2Better prepare a few excuses in case I bottle out RUTILE::MACFADYENThe beech forests of AntarcticaThu Feb 07 1991 08:416
    I might do the l'Epervier for the pleasure of meeting up with the
    Valbonne men, and I'll probably give the Portes du Soleil a go
    especially since Robin H has dubbed it "my" event.
    
    
    Rod
1819.3Yes, well.....IDEFIX::HEMMINGSLanterne RougeFri Feb 08 1991 05:1867
Seems like my bluff is being called......

My plans at present are :
04/05/91	Le Bouquet
18/05/91	L'Epervier
22/06/91	Portes du Soleil
21/07/91	La Tom Simpson

Rob muttered a few things about La Marmotte and L'Isard/Bahamontes, I 
don't really know how seriously, the second is in the Pyrenees and 
requires some considerable organisation, the first is just b----y hard, 
and anyway I've seen Croix de Fer, Galibier and Alpe d'Huez, so would 
prefer something different.

As I sit in the office, it is foul, so I'm not so keen.  I had to stay 
at home yesterday because of the snow!!  Rob Rowlands is in principle 
interested in the same, Bill thinks that 130 km is about the limit for 
him and John is talking about entering something......

Le Bouquet starts and finishes at Tavel, nr Avignon - last year we drove 
over along the motorway because it starts at mid-day.  Not sure on 
number of starters, I seem to think it was over 1500, I was 1328.  It's 130 km,
and  pretty fast at times on narrow twisty roads - so you need your wits 
about you until you reach Mt Bouquet itself, which last year was too 
much on 36 x 26 and I had to walk, as did Bill and Rob with (I guess) 42 
x 26.  After this, things are much quieter, and I had difficulty finding 
a decent bunch to ride in.  We hung around for a while and then had a 
pizza in Avignon before driving back - Bill and I had a sleep while 
hard-man Rob drove and we got back about mid-night.  I would prefer to 
stop overnight on the Saturday and attend the prize-giving the next day. 
 No problems with getting numbers etc on the day.

L'Epervier is 204 km, starting at La Foux, nr St Tropez and finishing at 
Cogolin.  An early start, 6 or 7 a.m. (can't remember exactly) so I 
drove about 80 km from home. 2200 starters, and the first 20 km are very 
hairy with gritty, narrow, up-and-down lanes.  Later on it gets quieter 
as the fastmen disappear, but bunches form on the (rare) flat sections.  
One big 'ill, Notre-Dame-des-Anges which I was OK on 36x26, hard bits in 
the afternoon but I was pretty well cooked by then and a lower gear 
would not have helped.  At the end I drove home, I don't usually feel 
much like eating after this type of thing, especially as I had been 
eating all day.  You need to get your numbers before the Saturday - Rob 
and I went over and got them Thursday previous when we had a last reccy. 
 I would like to stay over one or two nights, and am looking for a 
likely place.

The others I don't know about, but the Tom Simpson is not as far to 
drive as Avignon.  It's "twice over the Ventoux" and likely to be very 
hot from my previous expeditions there.  I would like to stay over 
afterwards like for Le Bouquet.

I shall be requesting "renseignements" in the near future.  Other things 
to note are the requirement for either a license or a certificate from 
the quack saying you are fit to compete.  Last year, helmets were not 
compulsory, but recommended - they were noticeable in both Le Bouquet 
and L'Epervier and less so in the Louison Bobet.  Food is available at 
various places, less formal in Le Bouquet than in L'Epervier where there 
were long tables stacked with things - water is available easily, I 
didn't feel the need for more than a small bidon, but then I don't drink 
all that much......

As a final note to this droning on, I have a couple of files about Le 
Bouquet and L'Epervier - 
IDEFIX::ETTS$DEVICE:[HEMMINGS.EPERVIER]EPERVIER_PART_1.TXT
IDEFIX::ETTS$DEVICE:[HEMMINGS.EPERVIER]EPERVIER_PART_2.TXT
Can't guarantee the performance of IDEFIX, it's running like a dog 
(Asterix fans will see the funny side of this!!)
1819.4Book now for 10th August '91IDEFIX::HEMMINGSLanterne RougeWed Mar 13 1991 09:0616
	Another new event has crept out of the woodwork.  L'Union Cycliste de
Monaco have announced the first running of "La Monegasque", which is an
�preuve of 173 km, a d�nivelisation of 3500m, crossing 6 cols.  It is also
posted as "3 countries" - France, Italy and Monaco.  We don't have the full
info yet, but will post asap.

	I also have a list of counting events in the C�te d'Azur for P-B-P,
100km 10/3/91
200   24/3/91
300   14/4/91		P-B-P is shown as 20-23 June
400    4/5/91		               and 27-30 August
600    1/6/91
1000  18/7/91
	As a metter of interest, you can get an award "Aigle d'Or" (Golden
Eagle, although in the context maybe Turkey is better) by completing  200,
300, 400, 600, 1000(twice!) AND P-B-P...... � toi, James....
1819.5Comment dire degringoleur en anglais?MOVIES::WIDDOWSONWed Mar 13 1991 11:339
    The Monegasque sounds like it could be quite nice (and within my
    capabilities to boot).  Look forward to seeing the course..
    
    Rod
    
    PS I've dicsoverred a thing in the SCU handbook called AUDAX - are
    these like cyclosportifs (but in the rain and with only a handfull of
    people) ?  Its a bit odd having to learn Cycling jargon by having to 
    get it translated to french....
1819.6AudaxSHALOT::ELLISJohn Lee Ellis - assembly requiredWed Mar 13 1991 16:5511
    Rod, the English term also seems to be "Audax" - it is a randonneur
    type of event, cross-country, largely self-reliant, usually
    characterized by people riding in groups (a team or club rather than a
    peloton), and sticking together "no matter what."  Kind of a loose
    but cohesive riding style.
    
    BMB was advertised as such.  The Europeans are much better at Audax
    than we (Americans) - as shown by PBP - they tend to come in groups
    of riders, sometimes with matching jerseys, and just ride as a unit.
    
    -john
1819.7Audax usually more organisedIDEFIX::HEMMINGSLanterne RougeThu Mar 14 1991 02:4913
	re -..1

	I think there are "rules" in true Audax events, like a maximum average
speed and you are not allowed to pass the "captain"...  Epreuves sportifs are
more like unlicensed road races, certainly for the first few hours.  After that,
people are more friendly and tend to form groups for mutual survival!!
	At the front of the �preuve, it is definitely cut and thrust, with
reports reading more like a Classic, I can't remember the figures exactly, but I
think the first home in the Bobet averaged more than 32 kph for 180 km and 4500
metres of climbing, a lot of these guys are ex-good amateurs, slightly over-the-
hill old pros or just hard-nuts who don't want the hassle of "racing".
	It's an experience starting in a field of more than 1000, especially in
a narrow lane in the Var......
1819.8RUTILE::MACFADYENWasp in a blenderThu Mar 14 1991 04:4819
    Re Audax:  There's an organisation called Audax UK which organises
    audaxes in, yes, the UK. There are quite a lot of audaxes through the
    summer, often advertised in 'Cycling Weakly', at distances of 100km
    upwards. When you apply to enter one, you get a card which you have to
    take with you on the event and which gets stamped at various control
    points to certify you did the course. The location of some controls is
    given on the route sheet, but there are usually one or two 'secret'
    ones as well, which you discover as you do the course.
    
    I did a 100km audax in the Chilterns in Oct 89, and it was very
    enjoyable. The field seemed to be composed of club riders who were
    fairly fast and tended to sprint up the climbs for the hell of it. I
    went on my own, but ended up cycling with various groups over the
    length of the course - a sort of moving party.
    
    Recommended, in brief.
    
    
    Rod
1819.9The Audacious!HERON::ROWLANDSRob Rowlands, TPSG VBO 828-5480Mon Mar 25 1991 05:5047
    After participating with Robin in the 200k Audax yesterday:
    
    We learnt that "Audax" comes from an Henri Legrange definition, 
    "the Audacious, those daring to cycle more than 200km in a single day" (!)
    
    The "Audax" is very definitely a more friendly affair than the
    �preuves cyclo-sportifs, we rode 2 by 2 most of the distance
    (cote-d'azur drivers permitting) and spent most of our concentration
    on the conversation rather than where we were going to source
    the next km from. 
    
    Indeed, admittedly with tempest-conditions winds behind us, 
    we got to the half way point not in the least extenuated. We took a 
    leisurely and pleasant 2 hour lunch, then fearfully set out to 
    fight the winds which were now going to be against us. 
    The next 50k were hard, but not as bad as expected, and then 
    the wind died to reasonable proportions resulting in pleasant
    riding conditions - especially since the earlier conditions had kept
    most drivers indoors.
    
    The route captain definitely did not like being overtaken - unless
    one was invited to do so to shelter him from the wind... The only
    exception to this was towards the end, the ascent of the Esterel 
    from Fr�jus, about 5-6k and 3-400m climb. Robin & I defended the
    DEC colours by getting to the top 3rd & 4th, the route captain
    (who'd been sitting on our wheel all the way up) just beating
    us in the last 50m sprint - gnash...! On the steep descent
    into Mandelieu where we had left the cars, most riders were
    itchy to sprint it out, but the cap'n kept us together to the
    very end.
    
    The Audax events are clearly aimed at the rider who enjoys a reasonable
    pace and a sociable ride. Every effort is made so that slower riders
    are not dropped and left to fend for themselves, although the cap'n 
    admitted that in fine conditions close to home they would allow
    that. The average rider was probably in his 40's; bike equipment
    was traditional rather than the latest gee-whiz components, and
    most bikes seemed to date several if not 10's of years.
    
    Overall it was a very enjoyable ride, and good bottom-conditionning
    for our future 200km cyclo-sportif's. 
    
    Departure time: 07:00
    Lunch arr	  : 11:30
    Lunch Dep	  : 13:30
    Arrival	  : 18:30
    Distance 	  : 200km, at an average of about 22km/h (14mph).
1819.10NOVA::FISHERIt's SpringMon Mar 25 1991 06:468
    Sometimes there is an Audax PBP as well as a Randonneur PBP.  I read
    that 4 riders did both events in '83.  There was no Audax PBP in 87.
    
    Do you know when there will be another?  I know the ACP (Audax Club
    Parisien) runs both events but the Randonneur PBP is definitely now
    run as a "friendly affair."
    
    ed
1819.11Could be..........IDEFIX::HEMMINGSLanterne RougeMon Mar 25 1991 07:182
In my note in .4, I see I've listed P-B-P as 20/23 June AND 27/30 August.  Maybe
this is because there are 2 events...............
1819.12Audax - could it happen here??SHALOT::ELLISJohn Lee Ellis - assembly requiredTue Mar 26 1991 15:1010
    
    RE: .9  Interesting description of the Audax ride captain.
    I've never been on a ride like that, and was curious because
    BMB is supposedly semi-Audax.  Anyway, a couple weeks ago, one 
    of the riders on the Bamberg 400km brevet was trying to keep people 
    together, though there were no official captains.  This 
    seemed like a good idea, but difficult, because of the wide
    variety of skills and pace.
    
    -john
1819.131990's thoughts.......IDEFIX::HEMMINGSLanterne RougeTue May 14 1991 04:545
I don't agree with putting in large notes, so I'll compromise by putting in 2
only slightly large notes - together with the warning that the next 2 replies
will be them...........

They concern last year's thoughts on "Le Bouquet" and "L'Epervier".
1819.14May 1990 - Part 1IDEFIX::HEMMINGSLanterne RougeTue May 14 1991 04:56255
              		Reliability - � la fran�aise
              		============================
        Part 1 - the hors-d'oeuvre
        --------------------------
        Introduction
        ------------
              The late and much-missed Jock Wadley, one-time Colchester Rover, 
        and founder of "Sporting Cyclist", produced a paperback about the 1973 
        Tour de France.  I still have a copy - it is somewhat dog-eared and 
        held together with sticky tape, but the words remain as vivid as ever.  
        The book, sub-titled "Legrange's 60th and Wadley's 19th", describes how 
        he forsook his normal privileged seat as a journalist in a following  
        Press car and elected to follow that year's Tour as closely as possible 
        from the saddle of his bicycle.
        
              During the course of the 184 pages there are several deviations 
        from the main story of the trip and the 1973 race.  Two passages in 
        particular caught my imagination  The first described a 24-hour "raid", 
        in company with 3 French cyclists, from Champagne to Provence, and the 
        second, an "�preuve cyclosportif" in the Alps near Grenoble.  Both of 
        these described his encounters with what are termed "cyclo-sportifs" in 
        France and what we would have termed "hard-riders" in England during 
        the 1950's.
        
              I filed this information away in my memory, thinking to myself 
        that this was something I would participate in if I ever got the 
        chance.  I knew of course of the birth of the Audax movement in the UK, 
        but somehow it didn't have the same attraction.  During 1988, events 
        changed chance into reality.
        
        Moving to France
        ----------------
              I have always wanted to try living in France and when I had the 
        opportunity in 1989, my wife and I decided to make the move 
        permanently.  Although I still work for the same company, my drive to 
        work now takes me through the foothills of the Alpes-Maritimes to a 
        business park between Nice and Cannes, rather than down the A1 from 
        Biggleswade to Welwyn Garden City.
        
              The move has been a re-birth in cycling terms.  Starting as I did 
        in the late 50's, I was beginning to find the style of cycling in the 
        U.K. tedious - not to mention somewhat fearful thanks to the Kamikaze 
        attitude of the motorists.  Although the bikies down here look like a 
        load of fairies with their leery skinsuits, hidden cables and carbon 
        frames, once you start to ride in the terrain you start to respect them 
        more, after all you still need to push the pedals up and down to get up 
        a 500 metre climb.  The area is close to being a cyclist's paradise 
        provided you avoid the 5 kilometre wide coastal strip in the summer.  
        There is also the advantage of being able to wear shorts for 9 months 
        of the year.  10 minutes after leaving home, I can be riding up the 
        Gorge du Loup, one of the spectacular roads in the area and climb to 
        the "village perch�" of Gourdon and from its 750 metre altitude view 
        the Mediterranean from Nice in the east to the heights of the Esterels 
        in the west.
        
              Anyway, like JBW, I digress.  Having managed to get in a few 
        kilometres thanks to the weather, I was interested to see an 
        advertisement in the local newspaper "Nice-Matin" for a " .... 
        magnificent day out in the Pays des Maures .....", which turned out to 
        be an sporting trial of some 200 km criss-crossing the Var, in the 
        empty country some 25 kilometres back from the Coast, between roughly 
        Saint-Tropez and Hy�res.  This, I thought, was a chance not to be 
        missed.
        
        The Team forms......
        --------------------
        
              We have several enthusiasts in the Office and there was some 
        interest to take part in the event which was to be held on 19th May.  
        The fact that the temperature was already a steady 20�C and the sun 
        shone most days gave us all a sense of fitness and we were sure we 
        could make it easily.  It reminded me of club conferences which usually 
        took place at the occasion of the Annual Dinner, when several people 
        volunteered to take part in the following year's 12-hour - probably 
        because they were under the influence of too much alcohol and had 
        forgotten what it really entailed.  Later on, as the season progressed, 
        the number who actually did compete was significantly lower.
        
              Anyway, being naturally cautious, we decided on a reconnaissance 
        before hand, so on 3rd March four of us set out for the small village 
        of Gassin close to the start and where we intended leaving the cars.  
        This is almost the story of "the Englishman, the Irishman and the 
        Scotsman" - in fact it turned out to be the Englishman(myself), the 
        Irishman(John), the Welshman(Rob) and the American(Roger).
        
        The Die is Cast
        ---------------
              We survived the "look-and-see" trip and having decided we had 
        almost 2 months training time ahead of us, and that the likelihood of 
        this being curtailed by rain was slim, we took the plunge and entered.  
        However, the team composition mysteriously changed....   John the 
        Irishman decided on 2 bikeless weeks in Spain and pleaded unfitness and 
        Roger felt he needed more experience - most of his work before had been 
        done in Central Park with climbs of 10 metres being the norm.
        
              We found Bill, another American who had just re-located and who 
        said he liked the heat, and the hills.  His surname was Strong, so 
        naturally he was referred to as "Strong Bill" from then on.
        
        The Team collects its Bouquets
        ------------------------------
              A week or so later, John and I had a trip to the bike shop in 
        Antibes - he wanted some Look clipless shoes and I reluctantly decided 
        I needed some wrap-around Rudi Projects after my old sunglasses fell 
        apart during the week.  It's hard to live without sunglasses in this 
        area and I feel happier protecting my contact lenses against the dust 
        and grit.
        
              I picked up a small brochure describing "Le Bouquet", a sporting 
        trial which was to be held 2 weeks before L'Epervier.  I was briefly 
        interested, but discarded it when I found it started in Tavel, the 
        premier wine-growing area for ros�, on the other side of Avignon, and a 
        few hours away even on the A8 motorway.  The following Monday I got a 
        call from Rob suggesting it would be an ideal warm-up for L'Epervier, 
        being a mere 130 km.  It was another event organised under the aegis of 
        UFOLEP, one of the French cycling bodies, and therefore it was 
        categorised.
        
                       Standard times for "Le Bouquet"
                       ------------------------------
         ------------------------------------------------------------
        |  Men  |  Bouquet d'or  |      Argent     |      Bronze     |
         ------------------------------------------------------------
        | 18-34 |  < 4hr 20min   |   < 4hr 55min   |    < 6hr 00min  |
        | 35-44 |  < 4hr 30min   |   < 5hr 05min   |    < 6hr 10min  |
        | 45-54 |  < 4hr 40min   |   < 5hr 15min   |    < 6hr 20min  |
        | 55+   |  < 4hr 55min   |   < 5hr 30min   |    < 6hr 35min  |
         ------------------------------------------------------------
        | Women |
         ------------------------------------------------------------
        | 18-34 |  < 5hr 10min   |   < 5hr 45min   |    < 6hr 50min  |
        | 35+   |  < 5hr 20min   |   < 5hr 55min   |    < 7hr 00min  |
         ------------------------------------------------------------
        
              Backslider John cried off, pleading weakness.  It wouldn't be so 
        bad, but this man competes in triathlons and thinks nothing of running 
        12 km during his lunch hour.  In addition, the biggest amount of fat on 
        him is the sun cream he rubs on, but again, I digress.  It was 
        obviously up to the Three Mousequetaires again to keep the Company flag 
        flying.
        
        This is NOT a race
        ------------------
              So said the regulations.  Anyone who remembers the Brentwood 100 
        in 8's which took place in the late 50's and early 60's, will realise 
        what this means, and it turned out to be a 500-up road race, in all but 
        name.
        
              Tavel had been taken over by bikies.  Cars were parked 
        everywhere, just like any event in the U.K., people warmed up furiously 
        or just pedalled up and down, chatting with their mates.  We signed on, 
        and collected a bag of goodies which included the obligatory 
        feeding-bottle with "Le Bouquet" printed on it, a bottle of Tavel Ros� 
        from the local vineyard, and in my case, a paper number with 1328 on 
        it.  Start time was 12:30 and at about midday everyone was checked into 
        a carpark in front of the newly erected Town Hall.  During this time, 
        we had stirring speeches from the Mayor, the organisers and even a 
        short sermon from the doctor advising us to remember to eat sufficient 
        and above all to drink so we didn't end up in the Broom Wagon.
        
              At the appointed time, there was the standard French blowing of 
        lots of whistles and some 500 bikies took off down the road using the 
        complete width and jostling for position up the front.  Despite what I 
        said to the contrary beforehand ("I just want to survive"), I found 
        myself unable to drop back and indeed, my speedo didn't go below 35 
        k.p.h. for the first 40 km - not a race, my foot!!  Fortunately, the 
        local Army detachment had been included in the organisation and their 
        role was to police every junction, so there was no stopping for 
        anything.  On the contrary, as you came to these points, it was very 
        gratifying to see a line of cars stopped in each direction.
        
        Mont Bouquet
        ------------
              You are always given a profile of the course before the race. 
        This one appeared flattish, apart from a peak called Le Bouquet at 
        half-distance.  As we approached 50 km, I thought I saw something 
        looming in the heat haze but we were soon into narrow lanes between 
        vines again and I dismissed it.  I wish I had studied the profile more 
        carefully - a little further along, there were lots of marshals waving 
        flags and an arrow pointing left accompanied by a sign "Attention - 
        17%".
        
              It was chaos - gears mangling into spokes, people with clipless 
        pedals falling in the road and above all, lots of French oaths.  This 
        "thing" turned out to be 4,6 km with 2 sections of 20%, and despite a 
        bottom gear of 36 by 26, I soon joined the walking wounded.  It was 
        evil, rising from 192 to 629 metres in the short distance.  The top was 
        crowned with a radio mast and the feeding station was just below.  I 
        met up with Rob and Bill who admitted to having walked as well, and 
        after a short stop I left in the hope of picking up some of my losses 
        on the inevitable downhill.  Some hopes!  An equally steep descent with 
        loose gravel and hairpins had me hanging on to the brakes for the next 
        5 km, and I emerged at the bottom with the prospect of 55 km to be 
        covered and legs feeling like wet spaghetti.
        
        50 km with the Dooms
        --------------------
              I looked behind.  No-one.  I strained my eyes into the rolling 
        distance.  Not a back wheel in sight.  I resigned myself to pedalling 
        along slowly in the hope that an equal would catch me, or even better a 
        small, steady bunch which would tow me to the finish.  I did catch one 
        rider, but he climbed off into the inviting grass in the shade of a 
        small tree and said "Fini...".
        
              The back roads of the Gard department are not easy, the roads 
        roll up and down and the scrubby trees of the garrigue gave scant 
        shelter from the by-now blazing sun.  The heady scent of the broom 
        bushes which I had enjoyed up to then began to stifle me.  Eventually I 
        ended up amongst a group of 6 and we commiserated and helped each other 
        on our weary way.  By now, I was feeling a bit better, all thoughts of 
        a Silver Bouquet had vanished but I knew I would finish within the time 
        limit and at least claim a Bronze.
        
              The sign notifying 20 km to go was a pleasant surprise, I had 
        been ticking the kilometres off one at a time and thought there were at 
        least 25 left. My enthusiasm was quickly dampened by yet another climb 
        where my new-found comrades left me for dead, but after crossing the 
        motorway bridge I realised it was all downhill back to Tavel.  I joined 
        a main road which was well surfaced and tried to make up a little time, 
        and was very soon at the Tavel turn-off which was again well-policed.
        
        Never again ???
        ---------------
              Wheeling my way into the parking at the front of the Mairie, I 
        met Bill and Rob who had finished 1 minute and 20 minutes before me 
        respectively, the latter being particularly annoyed at missing a Silver 
        by less than half a minute.
        
              We stayed for some of the presentations which were awards to the 
        first 6 or so in each class, cups for the winners, and equipment prizes 
        like shoes, pedals, computers, rims etc etc....   Towards the end, the 
        forecasted thunderstorm started and we jumped in the car, pausing only 
        at a pizzeria in Avignon before burning back up the A8.
        
        A few more statistics
        ---------------------
         --------------------------------------------------------
        |  Men  |  Best  | Best  |    Rob |   Bill   |   Robin   |
        |       |  Time  | Place |        |          |           |
         --------------------------------------------------------
        | 18-34 | 3.43.04| 1st   |        |          |           |
        | 35-44 | 3.47.36| 8th   |5.05.26 | 5.25.26  |           |
        |                        |  296th |   348th  |           |
        | 45-54 | 4.01.30| 41st  |        |          | 5.26.38   |
        |                        |        |          |   351st   |
        | 55+   | 4.10.53| 72nd  |        |          |           |
         --------------------------------------------------------
        | Women |  Best  |  Best |                               |
        |       |  Time  |  Place|                               |
         --------------------------------------------------------
        | 18-34 | 4.26.20| 132nd |                               |
        | 35+   | 4.35.44| 184th |                               |
         --------------------------------------------------------
        
        to be continued.................
1819.15May 1990 - Part 2IDEFIX::HEMMINGSLanterne RougeTue May 14 1991 04:59260
        
        
              		Reliability - � la fran�aise
              		============================
        Part 2 - the Main course
        ------------------------
        L'Epervier
        ----------
              L'Epervier was again organised by UFOLEP, which meant that it was 
        open to men and women over the age of 18, and according to the text it 
        was split into age categories ("... to allow everyone to express 
        themselves fully ...").  Further time divisions within these categories 
        gave one a chance of a Gold, Silver or Bronze Epervier award.  The set 
        of such events organised by "Sports-Organisation" comprise 7 in all, 
        dating from April to August, and are co-sponsored by "Le Cycle", a 
        well-known French bike magazine.  Several regions of France are visited 
        and each event has a "godfather" and is usually named after a famous 
        bikie from the area, so you get the "Anquetil" in the south of Paris, 
        the "Hinault" in Brittany, the "Bahamontes" in the Pyrenees and so on.
        
              All of these events contribute to a season-long competition 
        called the "Troph�e d'or", and you have to compete in two of them in 
        order to be classified.  The degree of difficulty of each event is 
        categorised to obtain a final points total.  The title "Epervier" in 
        this case is French for "sparrow-hawk", because the Var is hunting 
        country, and not due to the fact that you have to be a pervert to 
        compete. It has Robert Chapatte the journalist as its patron and the 
        categories were similar to those relating to Le Bouquet.
        
        
                       Standard times for "L'Epervier"
                       -------------------------------
         ------------------------------------------------------------
        |  Men  | Epervier d'or  |      Argent     |      Bronze     |
         ------------------------------------------------------------
        | 18-24 |  < 7hr 10min   |   < 8hr 09min   |    > 8hr 10min  |
        | 25-34 |  < 7hr 10min   |   < 8hr 09min   |    > 8hr 10min  |
        | 35-44 |  < 7hr 20min   |   < 8hr 24min   |    > 8hr 25min  |
        | 45-54 |  < 7hr 30min   |   < 8hr 34min   |    > 8hr 35min  |
        | 55+   |  < 7hr 50min   |   < 8hr 54min   |    > 8hr 55min  |
         ------------------------------------------------------------
        | Women |                                                    |
         ------------------------------------------------------------
        | 18-34 |  < 8hr 25min   |   < 9hr 44min   |    > 9hr 45min  |
        | 35+   |  < 8hr 40min   |   < 9hr 59min   |    >10hr 00min  |
         ------------------------------------------------------------
        
        The morning of May 19
        ---------------------
              It was almost like old times - I hesitate to say the "good old 
        days", but it reminded me of preparing for racing down on E3 in the 
        60's.  It was about 100 km to the start, about half of it along the A8 
        autoroute and the remainder on relatively slow routes so I decided I 
        needed to get up about 3:30 a.m. in order to be at the start for about 
        6:30.  On joining the A8 at Cannes-Mougins, I was surprised to be 
        driving in heavy rain, the forecast was for the possibility of 
        thunderstorms but it had been for a week or so.  It stopped before the 
        Le Muy turn-off and I was soon in the Casino supermarket at Le Foux, 
        getting my bike ready just like all the rest.
        
              Another competitor suggested it would be a good idea to get there 
        well before the advertised start time of 7:00 a.m. because you would 
        then get a place near the front so I took his advice and joined the 
        steady stream of bikies up the road.  The system was really quite 
        simple - they had barricaded a length of road to the actual start-line 
        and they checked you in one end.  Imagine 2,300 bikes in a lane - I 
        calculated that it means nearly 2 km of cyclists, and as everyone 
        departs together there is some discrepency between the start-times at 
        the front and at the back.  The organisers cater for this by modifying 
        the timing by the average time taken to pass the starting line, Rob 
        said later that this was almost 10 minutes.
        
              The "Nice-Matin" helicopter circled overhead, and a little after 
        7 a.m. the colourful procession made its way towards the small village 
        of Gassin.  I had read a short description of the event in "Le Cycle" a 
        month earlier, and the writer suggested you should be ready with lowest 
        gears for the first climb so I was relatively prepared, which is more 
        than could be said for many others!!  The air was blue with shouts of 
        "Bidon" and "Attention" as riders struggled to select their gears at 
        slow speeds.  In fact, an over-riding impression of the first 10 km was 
        the number of feeding-bottles which had fallen in the road, and people 
        putting their chains on.
        
              Through Gassin and Ramatuelle the road was fairly unpleasant.  
        During our early season reconnaissance we had discovered it was very 
        narrow, very gritty, and full of potholes.  The pace was pretty hectic 
        as those who had started late and therefore at the back, tried to get 
        towards the front.  Remembering Le Bouquet and how I had felt at 
        half-distance, I was content to continue at my own pace and was soon in 
        the middle of a bunch of 50 or so as we sped along by the sea, through 
        the resort of Cavalaire and to the foot of the Col du Canadel.  There 
        was no question of being dropped or soaring like an eagle up the climb, 
        the road was completely full from gutter-to-gutter, so for me it was 
        just a question of riding 36 by 22 and watching back-wheels.
        
              At the summit, things cleared a bit and with more room you could 
        relax and take notice of the scenery while the more ambitious hustled 
        past trying to regain time.  This "false-flat" in fact climbs 100 
        metres before descending another 200 to the Col de Gratteloup and has 
        wonderful views to the sea on one side and across the wooded hills of 
        the Var on the other.  On the descent my bike began to handle a bit 
        strangely and I soon realised the front tyre had gone down so I was 
        forced to change a tube.  I can't say I was pleased and I gave M. 
        Wolber a few words of the prophet, but also I was not surprised 
        considering the gritty state of this part of the course.  It also gave 
        me an opportunity to drink, to eat some supplies from my back pockets 
        and to refill them from my bag.
        
        Notre-Dame-des-Anges
        --------------------
              The first feeding station was in Collobri�res, one of the 
        sponsoring towns, and the main square was laid out with tables offering 
        various high-energy foods.  I made sure my bidon was re-filled, grabbed 
        a bit to eat and drink and resumed, shortly to be diverted onto a very 
        small lane which was the start of the main climb of the day, Notre Dame 
        des Anges.  By now, the participants were well spread out and climbing 
        was less hazardous, but in the narrow valley, the heat was stifling and 
        the heady scent of the broom flowers was everywhere.
        
              Although long, the climb was not severe when compared with Mont 
        Bouquet two weeks earlier and I only needed 36 by 26 on the steep 
        corners.  At the top, there was another impromptu stop with crowds of 
        bikies downing water as if they had just crossed the desert, but I 
        decided to continue along the ridge rather than risk getting a chill.  
        This next section is shown as all downhill, in fact it is a series of 
        uncomfortable switchbacks through the garrigue with no real descent 
        until just before Plan-de-la-Tour where we had left the car on the 
        previous Thursday, when we made our final check on the course.
              By the fountain in the centre of La Garde-Freinet, which was a 
        maze of tiny, twisting streets between the houses, bikies were filling 
        their bottles and I saw the hard woman who had dropped me on the Col du 
        Babaou dipping her feet (complete with shoes) into it.  She was with a 
        crowd of club-mates and I thought they would be a good bunch to join 
        and quickly got on their wheels.
        
        The afternoon
        -------------
              We all made the most of the well-surfaced descent into Plan de la 
        Tour which was only about 20 km from the finish as the crow flies but 
        more like 70 as the epervier flies.  A matter of a kilometre further 
        on, I experienced the familiar sinking feeling again.  This time it was 
        a full-blown patch and solution job, so I took advantage of a shady 
        spot under a tree.  The worst thing was that I got pretty dirty doing 
        this after 120 km, but I had plenty of water and was confident of 
        finding more en route so I squandered some for the sake of personal 
        comfort and appearance.  The second worst thing was that I saw this 
        comfortably paced bunch disappear up the road.
        
              However, by now I was on familiar roads and confident of 
        finishing provided no real disasters befell me, I knew the only real 
        obstacle was up through Peigros and there were plenty of comfortable 
        back wheels to latch onto.  A group of a dozen or more of us stayed 
        together on this stretch and snaked down the descent to the plain at 
        Roquebrune-sur-Argens where there was another official feeding station 
        to get us over the last 40 km.  It was by now noticeable that I was 
        amongst equals and away from those out for a performance, it was 
        certainly much more relaxed.
        
              The stretch to the coast was into the wind as expected but I 
        found a few allies who were OK on the flat but disappeared as soon as 
        the road started to climb, and I was pleased to find I was able to 
        catch and drop a few sufferers on the Col du Bougnon.  There was yet 
        another magnificent view over the Bay of St-Tropez from the top and I 
        found myself alone on the Mediterranean-side road to Sainte-Maxime, but 
        once through the town I joined onto another small bunch for the second 
        run-in to Plan de la Tour.
        
        The Last Leg
        ------------
              The organisers seemed to have thought it a good idea to just drop 
        in a last "c�te" before the finish at Cogolin, and the C�te du Reverdi 
        had several riders zig-zagging across the road.  I was particularly 
        pleased to catch and pass a rider apparently from the Pyrenees region 
        who had floated past me on a climb early in the morning, and I was soon 
        into the last 5 km.  I staggered up the high street at Cogolin, 
        suffering the indignity of having to drop onto my small chainring 
        again, and stopped between the barriers outside that corner-stone of 
        French life, the Mairie or Town Hall.
        
              They took my number and time manually and then a bit further on 
        passed a bar-code reader over my frame number.  It was all apparently 
        computerised and the results were posted on A4 sheets as they became 
        filled, the times being available within 10 minutes or so.  Bill and 
        Rob were there looking relaxed, and we celebrated Rob's "Silver" with a 
        few drinks.  I put my shoes back on and rode slowly the 5 km back to Le 
        Foux where I cleaned myself up until I felt human again and put my bike 
        on the roof of the trusty Wilhelmina.  Nothing left to do after that 
        but just drive quietly back home - the next day, I went to a barbecue 
        and played Boules with no ill effects .......
        
        A few words on equipment
        ------------------------
              When I first came to the C�te d'Azur, I had a gears of 38/50 by 
        15-23.  This is fine if all you want to do is ride up and down the 
        coast between Mandelieu and Nice, but as soon as you venture back into 
        the Alpes-Maritimes you begin to think again.  In addition, having 
        spent most of our cycling time in Essex, Hertfordshire and 
        Bedfordshire, my wife and I had been relying on side-pull Weinmanns to 
        stop us and had experienced very few problems.
        
              After some consideration I changed my velo to 36/48 by 14-26 
        gearing and my wife's to 34/44 by 15-28; we still couldn't ride the 
        last 200 metres to our house, but we could manage most things.  The 
        exhilaration of a 60 kph drop from Gourdon was dampened somewhat by 
        thoughts of going off the side, so I decided on something more powerful 
        on the braking front.  Consequently, we both now have Chorus brakes - 
        my 'racing' machine has Shimano 105's which are very impressive, even 
        now I'm not sure that the Chorus are worth the extra money.
        
              During Le Bouquet and L'Epervier I rode my old plain gauge 
        Raleigh with 700C's and 22 mm. Wolbers, and a Brooks leather saddle 
        with a small bag underneath for essential supplies.  Bill and Rob 
        agreed with the choice of gearing and used 42 by 28 bottom gears.  I 
        lost count of the number of carbon-fibre and dural frames around me, 
        not to mention the new centre-pull Campagnolo brakes.  About 25% used 
        triple chainrings, but only a minority of freewheels carried more than 
        6 sprockets.  The most obvious point of agreement was in the almost 
        universal use of clipless pedals, the French have really taken to them.
        Clothing was universally gaudy, not necessarily with current trade team 
        names, enterprises such as banks often sponsor their local club so you 
        see Cr�dit Lyonnaise or BNP on jersies.  Opinion was divided on the 
        wearing of helmets - certainly I used an old track-style helmet for the 
        early stages but discarded it for a cotton racing hat once everyone had 
        spread out a bit.
        
        The Inquest
        -----------
         --------------------------------------------------------------------
        |            |  Name           |  Time    | Posn. |Avg. kph | Brevet |
         --------------------------------------------------------------------
        | 1st man:   |  Georges Luthi  |  6.09.12 |    1  | 33.15   | Or     |
        | 1st woman: |  Odile Sercy    |  7.24.10 |  439  | 27.56   | Or     |
        |            |	Rob Rowlands   |  8.20.07 | 1049  | 24.47   | Argent |
        |            |	Bill Strong    |  9.01.01 | 1401  | 22.62   | Bronze |
        |            |	Robin Hemmings |  9.32.01 | 1556  | 21.40   | Bronze |
        | Slowest:   |	Lepr�tre       | 11.07.41 | 1838  | 18.33   | Bronze |
         --------------------------------------------------------------------
        | Starters:	2211 (40 women)                                      |
        | Finishers:	1838                                                 |
         --------------------------------------------------------------------
        
              According to the Var edition of "Nice-Matin", which featured a 
        full report, the fastest (not the winner, because it's not a race 
        remember!!) on scratch is a 35 year old Swiss ex-professional who rode 
        in the Tour de l'Avenir in 1977 and 1978, then made his pro debut with 
        the Cilo team.  He was 2nd fastest in both the 1988 and 1989 editions 
        of L'Epervier and this time had a margin of 1'30" over the next 
        finisher, who came from Nice.  Analysis of the final figures shows that 
        we still have a lot of work to do, even to equal the fastest woman - I 
        feel certain I could have cut my own time by 30 minutes without the 2 
        punctures, but am less sure about another 30 minutes which would have 
        given me a Silver in my age category.
        
              Rob said at the end, �I didn't want to see the bike again after 
        finishing�, but like most cyclists, after a week's reflection we were 
        looking for the next target.  Another in the same series was the 
        obvious candidate to enable us to qualify for the seaon-long Troph�e 
        d'Or, so we started looking at the "Louison Bobet", 192 km long 
        starting at Valloire and crossing the Galibier twice and the Izoard.  
        But that of course, is another story...................
1819.16My left footRUTILE::MACFADYENRatiocinate!Mon May 27 1991 13:0076
    Robin's note .15 gives a very good idea of what L'Epervier is and what
    it's like to cycle in it. Having ridden the '91 edition last Saturday,
    these are my impressions. Apologies to someone who's already read this
    (but it is a little different now). Known Digits riding this were Rob
    Rowlands, Robin Hemmings and myself - all kitted out in Digital
    jerseys.
    
    I didn't prepare too well, driving 550km the evening before and
    arriving at my host's place at 00:30, then being levered out of bed at
    4:00. An hour's drive to our parking spot in the finish town of
    Cogollin, an 8k ride to the start, and 07:00 found us in the start lane
    with *stacks* of flash gits on bikes that would make a pro jealous.
    Actually, this was brilliant, especially when a couple of queue-jumpers
    attempting to get to the front by walking down the adjoining field came
    in for a barrage of good-natured whistles and jeers. We started at
    07:20,  while it was still cold but with the first orange rays of the
    sun promising later warmth, and a more physical warmth delivered
    immediately by short sharp hills. Closed roads, people cheering us
    past, an exotic mediterranean landscape of pine and cork oak. and the
    rare and valuable experience of cyclists owning the road. Absolutely
    wonderful. I felt ready for everything.
    
    Your 140Fr entry fee buys you all food and water necessary, plus
    desirable items of cycling credibility like Epervier water bottles. The
    first ravitaillement (food stop) was at 80k, and I reached it a few
    minutes before Rob R and Robin H, however I spent too long there (I
    always stop too long) and they both left before me. The climb of Notre
    Dame Des Anges was straight after - 680m from 100m - and the pack was
    curiously subdued as it struggled up, having been very chatty earlier.
    I saw Robin at the top, where there was a water stop, and then again at
    around 115k, at another water stop in an incredibly pretty little
    village (totally swamped by noisy cyclists - ha!) where I dunked my
    left foot in the fountain. My left foot was getting sore, and my
    early confidence was evaporating fast.

    At around 130k on a vicious little hill, it evaporated entirely, and I
    flaked out at the side of the road for ten minutes. I felt exhausted
    and sore. The road here was at its most scenic and inviting - it
    couldn't have matched my feelings less. I forced myself to eat, though
    nothing tasted very inviting, and set off again. After that I felt
    stronger but actual physical pains in feet and bum kept growing. There
    were long ascents through burned countryside, and long descents
    into small villages. These descents are my strongest memory in fact:
    always following the line of a cyclist ahead, switching weight from one
    foot to the other, watching for grit and potholes, left curve, right
    curve, almost hypnotic. 
    
    After the second ravitaillement at 150k, I got into a big pack to
    tackle the remaining hills and a headwind coastal section, even took a
    few turns at the front. Whereas inland the countryside is pretty empty,
    the coastal strip is quite heavily developed, so the traffic was
    significant. You had to concentrate the whole time to keep position.
    With 15 to go I had to drop out of the pack because my feet were so
    sore. 

    I came in at 8:56 for the 204k, well outside the silver award limit of
    8:10. The two Robs had both beaten me, Rob R at 8:17 and Robin H at
    8:32, and both by virtue of being older had squeezed out silvers. The
    event was won in 6:06 by a 44 year-old fireman from Geneva. For
    something that's not a race it's pretty bloody competitive.

    Some day, all in all. I measured the course at 200k, not 204 as
    advertised, but recorded 2800m of climbing rather than the publicised
    2500. Incredibly memorable being among all these good cyclists - 1400
    finishers (me on 1002). The organisation was good, and there was a real
    party atmosphere at the finish, where the whole square was given over
    to us. Manufacturers such as Hutchinson and Mavic had tents to show
    their products, so you can see that they take it all seriously.

    I've hardly been able to stop sleeping since coming back. My respect
    for the pros has increased. I can't imagine racing over that kind of
    course day after day. Les Portes du Soleil next - June 22nd in the
    Alps, 184km, 4500m climbing. I might just have recovered by then.

    
    Rod
1819.17Turned chicken.......IDEFIX::HEMMINGSLanterne RougeMon Jun 17 1991 08:2817
	We decided not to go to the "Portes" - Rob through pressure of work, and
me through idleness and not being able to get the time off, so we expect a full
account from "Our Man in Ferney" after this weekend coming.

	I, in fact, found another nearby, dedicated to the memory of Rene Vietto
who started in the TdF in 1934 and was still around after the War, yet another
whose career was wrecked by the 39-45 hostilities.  He is probably best known
for being the faithful team-mate of Antonin Magne during his TdF wins.  "Roi"
Rene came from Cannes but the event is centred on the Ventoux.

	The other which I found irresistable is The Fausto Coppi, starting and
finishing at Cuneo, and taking in the Colle dell'Agnello (2741m), the Vars
(2111 m) and the Maddalena or Larche (1996 m) in its 243 km.  I entered before
I had time to think and change my mind.

22/06/91	La Rene Vietto 170 km 2379 m d�nivell�, centred on B�doin
21/07/91	La Fausto Coppi 243 km centred on Cuneo (4000 m d�n I guess) 
1819.18nice rides!SHALOT::ELLISJohn Lee Ellis - assembly requiredMon Jun 17 1991 10:527
    
    Robin, so did you enter one of those (but not the Coppi one?)
    I'd be curious if any one did, because those routes sound quite
    challenging and beautiful (if you get a chance to glance around!),
    and I await anyone's post-ride report.
    
    -john
1819.19'91 experiences....IDEFIX::HEMMINGSLanterne RougeTue Jun 18 1991 04:2918
John

Rob Rowlands and myself were joined by Rod Macfadyen from Ferney for 
L'Epervier on 18th May and he has written his impressions in reply .16 and I 
wrote up last year's in replies .3, .14 & .15

As last year Rob and I entered and rode Le Bouquet as a prep for L'Epervier, 
despite fitting 32x26 I still had to walk a bit of Mt Bouquet itself much to 
my disgust, but I was not alone.  In the early stages you don't get much time 
to look round and see the scenery, there are too many twitching wheels to watch 
but after the climb at 75 km it all becomes quieter.  I have come to the 
conclusion that I need to realise that I am no loger 25 but nearly twice that 
and as such I have to let them go, especially in the early stages - there is 
nothing worse than trying to keep up at a pace just a little too high for you, 
- when it gets really hard later you just die.

Anyway, as Rod says, Rob and I got Silver "Sparrowhawks" to go with our silver 
"Bouquets".  The Golds are a long way away....................
1819.20Les Portes du Soleil, 22/6/91RUTILE::MACFADYENThat&#039;s not supposed to happen!Thu Jun 27 1991 11:3787
    Les Portes Du Soleil, Sat 22/6/91 in the Alps just to the south of the
    eastern end of Lac Leman. 
    
                       ********************************
    
    Well, another innovative method of preparing for a major athletic
    event. After the long-drive/no-food-or-sleep preparation for the
    Epervier, this time it was lots-of-food/stay-up-late, or, to put it
    another way, the Digital Ferney midsummer bash which didn't let me get
    to bed until 2 in the morning. Then up again at 5.30 for the drive to
    the start at Morzines, where I just made it onto the back of the queue
    as the front of the queue was unleashed at 07.05 on a sunny morning.
    
    The itinerary of the Portes du Soleil consists of a list of cols, three
    of which we did twice, since the course was out and back, with a loop
    at the far-away point. Anyhow, the cols were:
    
    Col de la Joux Verte    1st, last   1760m
    Col du Corbier          2nd, 6th    ~1300
    Pas de Morgins          3rd, 5th    ~1300
    can't-remember-the-name 4th         ~1300
    
    They put us up the Col de la Joux Verte first thing, which definitely
    woke me up. Compared with the Epervier, there were fewer cyclists, and
    I didn't see any number higher than 900 and something. There were the
    usual motorbikes, service cars and helicopter to liven things up. The
    scenery was fantastic, with snowy mountains appearing from behind
    lower tree-covered hills as we ascended the first col.

    As usual, Sports Organisation provided food and drink. The previous
    night's big meal turned out to be a bonus and I was never in danger of
    bonk. One Swiss village went to the extent of handing bottled water and
    - brilliant! - bananas to us in fine feeding station style, and I was
    pleased to score one bottle and two bananas on the way past. 
    
    Occasionally I rode with other people for a while, including a wordless
    10k into the wind with two others, and a loquacious climb of the
    col-with-no-name with a guy who told me that this col was hard, but the
    one after was hard, and the last one was really difficult. Actually, he
    must have had some sort of crisis en route because he eventually
    finished an hour after me, which I would never have guessed from the
    way he rode while I was with him. We all fight our own battles on these
    events.
    
    Round about the half-way mark I wasn't feeling too bad (and in fact I
    never felt as crap as I did on parts of the Epervier) so I began to
    entertain hopes of slipping inside the silver time of 9:39. However,
    the return ascent of the Pas de Morgins and the Corbier proved to be
    very tough, as the agonised faces around me proved, plus my left foot
    got very sore, so by 3/4 distance I'd given up on that hope. The return
    climb of the JV started just 2km from Morzines and there was the option
    of missing it out and just going straight to Morzines, which would have
    earned me the Portillon brevet, however some friends had driven down
    from Ferney and were expecting to see me on the JV (which now seemed
    rather a sadistic idea) so I had no option but to grit my teeth and do
    the 800m climb.

    Which was a toughie - steep as hell. However, 5km from the top I met
    Piers driving down to look for me, so I gave him the bar bag (to
    lighten the load) and made it to the top to meet the others where I'm
    sure I looked less of a wreck than I felt. After a drink, there was a
    fast descent into Morzines, Piers chasing me down in the car but being
    told to slow down by the women, for a finish time of 10:45. I measured
    the course at 185km and the total climb at 4488m. No bike problems to
    report.

    Despite my recent note in this file I haven't yet bought new shoes, but
    I definitely will now, and saw some nice ones last evening. What the
    hell, it's only money. Separaately, as a point of info, in an entry
    form I found a list of difficulty factors for the Sports Organisation
    events, and here it is (ref .0):
    
    Le Jacques Anquetil     1
    L'Epervier              1.25
    La Bernard Hinault      1.4
    Les Portes du Soleil    1.7       7 cols as above
    Le National             1.25
    Le Marmotte             2         Croix de Fer/Galibier/Alpe d'Huez
    L'Isard-Bahamontes      1.9       Tourmalet/Aubisque
    La Louison Bobet        1.7       Galibier (twice)/Izoard

    They vary in length from about 170k to 230k, with the hilliest being
    shortest.
    
    
    
    Rod
1819.21120 miles on 3 hours sleep ?FILMS::WIDDOWSONThu Jun 27 1991 12:157
    I wish it to be known that not all rods are mad...
    
    I assume that when you do the Marmotte you'll prepare by cycling down
    to Bourg D'Oisans the night before.  I am beginning to regret
    suggesting we did the Marchairuz together,,,
    
    (the other, sane) rod
1819.22�La Rene Vietto 1991�IDEFIX::HEMMINGSLanterne RougeFri Jun 28 1991 04:54103
No Rod, we didn't spend all day lying in the sun.....

	�La Rene Vietto�
	================
	The Portes du Soleil �preuve was held on Saturday 22nd June and in the 
early season we had every good intention of taking part.  With the advent 
(finally) of good sunny weather on the Cote d'Azur we felt less inclined to 
spend the time sitting in a car, getting to and from the Alps, at least an 800 
km each way trip.  Not wishing to miss out on all the suffering which is 
available to the cyclo-sportif in France, we decided to go to Carpentras 
and commemorate "Roi Rene".

"La Rene Vietto", or as it is written on all the signs daubed in the road 
"VR", starts and finishes at the Cave Cooperative at B�doin, a small proven�al 
village in the shadow of Mont Ventoux.  I'm not exactly sure of the 
connections because Vietto came from Cannes, but the Cave was offering bottles 
with a special label carrying a likeness of the man himself and also a big 
lump of rock was dedicated to his memory in their car park.  I had entered 
earlier, but Rob had been troubled by possible travels so ended up by entering 
on the day before, which didn't seem to be a problem - it just meant 120 
francs instead of 110.

170 km + 2380m d�nivel�, dedicated to the great French star who began 
in the 1934 Tour.  We spoke to our 75-year-old neighbour, who said �Oh Yes, he 
would have won the Tour had he not given up his wheel to his Team Leader, 
Antonin Magne, when he punctured in the mountains�  

We drove over Friday afternoon and Rob was a late-entrant, just in time to see
the inauguration of a st�le outside the Cave.  We collected our frame numbers,
303 and 497, plus the by now familiar plastic bags
containing a bottle of Speciale Cuv�e Rene Vietto,
an out-of-date Le Cycle, Bidon, key-ring, stickers for Stronglight and Rigida 
etc etc...... and went to the hotel about 10 km away to stoke up.  I
definitely recommend Le Beffroi at Caromb, quiet and very friendly people.

Got up about 5:45, had breakfast kindly prepared the night before and set off 
for the start � v�lo, nice and cool with the promise of heat to come.  The 
whole start much lower key, supposedly 500-600 starters, no number checks 
whatsoever and we staggered off at a reasonable speed about 8 a.m.  Twitchy 
early, with small roads, ups and downs with 32x24 needed after only 10 km, 
magnificent countryside, better kept and cultivated than the Alpes-Maritimes, 
road surfaces generally superior to anything during L'Epervier.  The massive of 
Mt Ventoux in view most of the day, looking every bit of its 1900 m (which it 
didn't the day before).

Through roads not marked on my maps, and finally a steady bit along the north 
flank of the Ventoux where we managed to get a small group together, although 
only Rob, myself and A.N.Other seemed prepared to do a turn into the wind.  No 
matter because after the feed, they wouldn't have stayed together, the 
competitors we have come across in these events seem to have little idea of 
banding together to make life easier.  One guy sat on the back until forced to 
go to the front whereupon he upped the speed by a couple of kph into the wind 
and rode off until he slowed down and then expected to sit in behind again - 
very short on brain.

Relaxed chat with a few locals at the tables when we reached the 
"ravitaillement" at Montbrun-les-Bains, discussions whether this was
easier than Le Bouquet or not, generally speaking more friendly atmosphere
than L'Epervier.  By this time Rob and I had decided we were not out for a
"performance" and would ride together admiring the scenery.  It was difficult
to decide what you needed to do anyway because the brevets were based on the
first 3 in your category on the day - t<15% = Or, 15<t<40% = Argent,
t>40% = Bronze (10 categories).

The big 'ill was a pain, I'm unconvinced about ravitaillement at the foot of 
such a thing.  I spent a good time in bottom, but perked up a bit further on - 
Rob had drunk too much grapefruit juice and was suffering a bit but we came 
together at the Col de l'homme mort 1270m, feeling we could make it after all.  
The descent to the Plateau d'Albion, where the French have their secret missile 
sites marked "Keep Out - Strategic Missile site - no photographs", was smooth 
and quick but would have been miserable on one's own.  About 50 km of almost 
downhill to Sault where we resisted the opportunity to have our legs rubbed 
by a couple of sadistic looking females - I think they would broken mine.

The next climb was relatively harmless although its straightness made it look 
worse, then we were onto a fast gravelly and generally downhill stretch.  As I 
remarked to Rob, the Air-B puncture wagon was in great evidence on the early 
(smooth and less gritty) sections but was nowhere to be seen here.  Down again
and through a small village and we just had to negotiate a sadistic climb with
only 10 km to go.  As the road continued to descend I had to keep revising my 
time estimate and we finally crossed the line together in about 7hr 22m.

Envelopes at the finish again, food and drink pretty well unlimited, we both 
won blank video cartridges but I changed mine for a T-shirt.  Even showers over 
at the local football club so we were soon feeling quite good again.  The 
efficiency didn't run to the times being posted but we should get them during 
the week.  They gave away 50.000 ff of stuff in total, and had organised good
support from the ambulances, motos and anti-crevaison trucks.  At the finish,
they even had photos on display taken in the morning, to buy at 30 ff about the
size (full-plate?) of the one Rod sent me (and thankyou) so all in all a good
day out somewhere different.

Looked at the v�lo the day after - it was foul, under a combined coating of
fruit juice, flies and tar but it looks better again now I've been at it.  Must
admit the triple was worthwhile, it appears to be working a bit better although
the changes are slow.  Rob was envious but he did take the precaution of
fitting a 28 during the week. Don't think I saw a single pair of tri-bars and
more than 50% wore triples, we were beaten again by several women and old men
but who cares?

Postscript:  I was entered for the Sophia Games 25 km TT around the Park on 
the following Thursday and failed to complete even one lap.  Give me 165 km of 
"La Rene" anyday instead......
1819.23unkempt?SHALOT::ELLISJohn Lee Ellis - assembly requiredFri Jun 28 1991 10:4014
    
    A small side question (great write-up, by the way!): you characterize
    the area of the Vietto ride as "better kept and cultivated than the
    Alpes-Maritimes."  So, is it not just my imagination, or does the
    Alpes-Maritimes seem especially unkempt, scraggly, and dishevelled?
    I don't expect a Mediterranean region to be "tidy" like Northumberland
    or Cornwall (or Vermont), but I always thought if I lived on the C�te
    d'Azur for a non-trivial amount of time, the dishevelled appearance
    would wear away at one's tranquillity.  (Note: this seems to go beyond
    a lot of other Mediterranean areas.)
    
    Again, is this just too subjective or what?
    
    -john
1819.24FILMS::WIDDOWSONFri Jun 28 1991 12:2825
    John,
    	A lot depends on the level of farming (now lets not mention GATT..).
    Vast areas of Provence are plumbed into the Canal de Provence (all those
    reservoirs you see in the high alps) and are very intensively irrigated
    and farmed making the area very productive (and leaving a lot of money
    around).    The Proven�al village I lived in had the additional
    advantage of having two high-tech factories and a large industrial
    park in the region which swelled the local coffers to allow a higher 
    level of local amenities.
    
    Now I've never lived in the Alpes Maritimes but my impressions of the area
    (outside the tourist bits) are that there is very little farming. In Sospel
    (my favorite village in the area) at least 75% of the terraces are
    overrun, quite a lot of the (deserted) farms seem to be lacking in
    water.   No money, no-one living there and thus slightly more run-down.
    As for the coastal area - well touristy coastal areas are aklways places
    I avoid where possible be they in the UK, France, or the USA.
    
    As for the general scruffyness of the Mediteranean Coast, for me it
    is, like the Cicadas, part of the country and I could no more imagine it
    neat and tidy than the Swiss Alps to be scruffy.  
    
    Anyway I'll let the locals comment more.
    
    rod
1819.25SHALOT::ELLISJohn Lee Ellis - assembly requiredFri Jun 28 1991 16:314
    
    Interesting analysis, Rod.
    
    -john
1819.26Results - La Rene ViettoIDEFIX::HEMMINGSLanterne RougeTue Jul 16 1991 09:1224
La Rene Vietto 22 June 1991	170 km 2380m d�nivel�
-----------------------------------------------------
Now it can be told, the facts on the Rene Vietto....

The standards were based on the mean of the first 3 in each category rather 
than a fixed time, so we didn't know until we received a copy of La 
Marseillaise, the sponsoring newspaper.  Obviously I was fortunate and the 
fastest in my category were not too quick so I made a silver fairly easily 
whereas Rob's age compatriots were a bit more swift.  Makes it difficult to 
decide what you need to do the next year to get a "gold"......

BTW, I tried to work out the times, but obviously the fiendish French have a 
different method to me, so I have just listed the fastest in each class.

Women
Or	6.15.34
Argent	8.12.45	(+15% of base)
Men	  
	18-25	  26-35	  36-45	  46-55   56-64    65+
Or	5.23.52	5.19.35	5.23.59	5.53.03	5.45.00	6.13.00
Argent	7.59.00	6.17.40	6.15.35	6.47.35	6.55.31	8.19.00	(+15% of base)
Robin				7.19.12
Rob			7.19.19
Bronze		7.43.20	7.37.40	8.25.28	8.35.21	9.00.00	(+40% of base)
1819.27RUTILE::MACFADYENThe key word is survivalWed Jul 17 1991 09:141
    So did you cross the line hand-in-hand, a la Hinault and Lemond?
1819.28Yes, of course, ducky.......IDEFIX::HEMMINGSLanterne RougeWed Jul 17 1991 10:0027
	Actually, being older and therefore more sneaky (it's no good getting
old if you don't get more sneaky), I crossed the line first.  Probably explains
why I got a Silver certificate and Rob got a Bronze (despite what the results
said).
	This is the first event I have ridden where the thought of a Gold is not
beyond the realms of possibility, after all I only need to take off 20 mins in 7
hours and we did loaf around a bit.

	Some notes ago, John Ellis said he thought the A-M were a bit scruffy,
he's maybe right but things are improving a little.  For example when they
altered the lethal multi-junction near me to an even more lethal roundabout,
they kept the trees and replanted them.  Also near us, the terrasses are full
of olive trees and orange groves but as you get nearer the Cote, it degenerates
into the usual French sprawl of hypermarkets, tyre dealers and furniture/hifi
stores.  The thing which really wrecks France in my opinion is the predominance
of huge advertising hoardings which seem to be completely out of control.

	That being said, I've had 2 magic trips recently only 50 km back from
the Med and they were unbelievable in terms of scenery and lack of traffic. I
still can't get used to the sweat dripping off me at 8 in the morning when I am
higher than anywhere in the UK!!  If you choose your time ie: NOT July/August,
the Esterels between the N7 and the sea are really something, as is the Coast 
Road from Monaco to Nice November to February.

	Can't wait to shake hands with Prince Albert when he sees me off in
the Monegasque (that's "sees me off" as in "waves goodbye", not as in "burns me
off his wheel").
1819.29SHALOT::ELLISJohn Lee Ellis - assembly requiredWed Jul 17 1991 10:125
    
    Nice going, Robin.  I'd agree - 50km inland and it's another world,
    and a pleasant one at that.
    
    -john
1819.30"La Fausto Coppi" - 21/07/91IDEFIX::HEMMINGSLanterne RougeTue Jul 23 1991 08:41129
	La "Fausto Coppi" 1991
	======================
	I suppose I shouldn't have looked in "Le Cycle" - but there it was, an 
ad for the 4th version of the �preuve to commemorate the Campionissimo.  243 
kilometres, starting and finishing in Cuneo, over 3 cols and spanning the 
Franco-Italian border.

	So I got the details, and in due course sent off the entry form and the 
hotel booking, another first trying to understand how International sending of 
money works from France.  Would you believe that La Poste only accepts real 
cash for such transactions?  21st July unfortunately clashed with the Tommy 
Simpson, which is 2 laps of Mt Ventoux but having ridden the Rene Vietto 
earlier, I figured I could miss this time round.  My mates all totally let me 
down this time, through weakness and other commitments so I was on my own.

The Course
----------
	No mention on the "prospectus" of denivelisation, but a quick scan 
revealed the worst suspicions - just summing the peaks gave 3900 metres, with 
Colle nell'Agnello at 2741 being higher than the Galibier and only just short 
of the Bonette (which has anyway been artificially raised by an extra loop).  
Second on the menu was the Vars (2111 m), and finally the Larche, or Maddalena 
(1996 m).  The only saving grace appeared to be that the last 70 km to Cuneo 
looked to be downhill !!

The Day Itself
--------------
	Time of start 6 a.m. in the main piazza, having been impressed by the 
organisation of the day before where they had a special "desk" for "stranieri" 
(foreigners) I was relieved to find that the depart was as chaotic as I 
expected for Italy.  The first 50 odd on the map were dotted and that turned 
out to be a fictitious start, with the real thing starting at Sampeyre where 
the "racers" met up with the "cyclos".  So we all finally streamed out behind a 
leading car with motor-cycle outriders, difficult to give numbers but I would 
estimate about 800, there being 1200 entrants in total.

	A very swift transition to Sampeyre, too quick too early for my liking 
but then we stopped for 15' or so eating and drinking in the main square of 
this small village waiting for the real departure.  The roads were closed in 
sections so they were full from curb to curb,  A relatively quiet take-off with 
most of the village out to watch the fun, and we were into the real stuff at 
about 8 a.m.  Sampeyre is at 976 and the top of the col was 32 km away at 2741. 
 What a magic climb !  But, the last 8 are double-arrowed and I was reduced to 
stopping several times (looking at the views and drinking) even with 32x25.  It 
was about this time I realised I was not on a good day, the heat over the 
previous couple of weeks seemed to have drained my strength somewhat.

1 down, 2 to go
---------------
	Anyway, at great personal cost I made it to the top and got my control 
card stamped, ate and drank as much as I could and put on raincape for the 
descent.  This was a bit hairy, especially through the small villages which 
were 1 car width and with most of the road surface washed away, but I did pick 
up a bit of speed and emerged unscathed onto the valley to Guillestre where I 
got in with a small group.  I saw the road to the Izoard and was grateful to 
pass it, and we continued down the supposed downhill made hard by the upcoming 
wind in the valley.  The surface here was not too special either.  The col de 
Vars starts immediately you leave the town of Guillestre and the mid-day sun 
made it like a furnace, especially as this first part is the steepest.

To pack or not to pack?
-----------------------
	I really didn't think I was going to make this and during one of my 
frequent stops I had a chat with an Italian cyclo about the possibility of 
getting in the broom wagon.  He said it was at the back and I would have to 
wait for it, so I decided I would rather continue and climb in if and when it 
caught me.  The same silly old fool told me it was 2 km to Vars and a further 6 
to the top - I rode for about 12 km up through the pretty revolting ski-station 
and was pleased to find the last 5 a bit cooler and less steep.  Once again, a 
flurry of activity as my card was stamped and I crammed food and drink into 
myself before caping up for the steep descent to St. Paul.  These slopes and 
those of the previous col were alive with marmots and the sound of their 
whistling will stay with me for some time to come.

No sting in the tail
--------------------
	I must admit that I began to feel a bit better along the valley to the 
Larche and knowing what I know now, I think I could have cracked on a bit, but 
the thought of 24 km of up and then still 70 to the finish made me a little 
cautious.  I passed a customs post with the usual happy little customs man, I 
think they are a standard issue all over the Continent - I was really a bit 
disappointed no-one looked at my passport having made the effort to bring it 
with me !!  Up at the top of the Maddelena, as the Italians know it, was a 
trifle cool at 5 p.m. so I didn't hang around and started the final drop.  We 
had been previously warned that the tunnels here were unlit and we should be 
careful - in the event they were not too bad, probably because most of the 
brightness had gone out of the sun by then.

	Good road surface, big downhill, followed by rolling but mainly 
downhill and I was clocking 35-40 kph easily on 50x16/17, sorry I was on my 
own, I could have done with some company.  By now I was behind time and looked 
like I would miss the closing time of 6:30 p.m., and also the roads were open 
again so there were quite a few cars going back into the heat of Cuneo.  Still 
I was going quite well and with 10 to go was caught by another couple and we 
did bit and bit into the main square on 50x14/15.  Finishing time about 6:50 so 
I had used about 12 hr 35 min riding time.  Looking at my trusty Huret 
afterwards, which only records time while you are moving, I think I must have 
lost about 45 minutes by stopping, but I had averaged over 20 kph.  Some 
confusion at the end, not sure whether I would be timed or even recorded as a 
finisher, that needs waiting until I get the official result.  In this respect 
the French events are a little better organised but the rest was impossible to 
fault.

In retro
--------
	Great day out despite the extreme suffering, but as my wife pointed 
out, I found my first experience in "Le Bouquet" somewhat traumatic and the 
second was better.  Organisation very good, value for money - 50,000 lire entry 
fee got you a Fausto Coppi 1991 jersey, casquette, frame bag, poster plus a bag 
to put everything in.  Add to this all the food and drink I put away during and 
after and all the helpers, Red Cross, Sag wagons and Carabinieri, you almost 
make a profit !!
	Personally I think I am not used to 30 km climbs and to be more 
competitive I need to train with this in mind - the fact that I went well in 
the later stages means that probably mentally I was destroyed by the long 
uphills.  As for gearing, I went with 32x25 bottom and with a better attitude I 
think my normal 24 on the back would have been fine.  In fact, although I was a 
bit dozy on Monday, I came in to work feeling quite good on Tuesday, which 
suggests I had saved myself too much.  Still it's probably nearly 20 years 
since I did 150 miles in one day !!!
	There were quite a few non-finishers, I would think 80% of the 1200 who 
started, finished.  There were obvious cases of cheating with guys hanging onto 
the side of cars - I'd like to think they were just getting a tow to their team 
car to pack but I have my doubts, many others shared my opinions on this manner 
of competing.
	I spoke with a guy from Clermont-Ferrand who reckons to ride 5/6 such 
events each year, the same as myself, and he says it's good to go different 
paces and just see.  His all time favourite for atmosphere is the "Hinault", so 
maybe we can get to that one next season (as well as the "Coppi" of course).
1819.31SHALOT::ELLISJohn Lee Ellis - assembly requiredTue Jul 23 1991 09:374
    
    Thanks, Robin.  Nice report!  (And good going.)
    
    -john
1819.32"La Monegasque" - never again???IDEFIX::HEMMINGSLanterne RougeMon Aug 12 1991 11:0075
Une "Monegasque" is a lady who comes from Monaco, in the same way as une 
Parisienne (from Paris) and une Arlesienne (from Arles).  However on 10th 
August La Monegasque referred to an �preuve starting and finishing in the
Principality with a route "through three countries - Monaco, Italy and France, 
173 km long with a denivelisation of 3,500 metres.  This was the first organised
by UC Monaco, so we thought we should go.  We also thought we ought to be able
to manage it OK, after all the Bobet had 2560 as its highest point, and this one
had only the Turini at 1607 - what we overlooked was that the low points in the 
Bobet were Valloire at 1420 and Guillestre at 1020; whereas of course Monaco is
at sea-level!!

The weather Friday was bad, thunderstorms most of the night and wet all morning 
but it turned out OK in the afternoon.  When we left Antibes at 5 am Saturday 
we still had some lightning and impressive clouds but once we got on the veloes 
and left at 7:10 it was pretty good bowling along in the sunshine.  First col 
(Castillon 706m) wasn't too not bad, we were sent over the top and not through 
the tunnel which was a relief, and we dropped like stones into Sospel at 348m.  
On to the Vescavo, the second col which was rough surfaced and a bit nasty, 
especially on the descent to the Roya valley.  It started to get hot here and 
there was a lot of traffic using the Tende road between Ventimiglia and 
Cuneo.

A faux-plat to Breuil where we stopped at our first "point d'eau" and onto the 
the Brouis (879m) which was said to be OK, but with some sharp bits at the top. 
By now the slopes were very exposed to the sun and very uncomfortable with the 
last few km the hardest, as predicted, so we had a couple of stops before 
gratefully starting the loop back to Sospel.

A quick nosh-up in Sospel and then we started the 25 km drag up the Turini, 
- later I found that temps of 30-35 were recorded in the arriere-pays, which 
explains a lot.  I was OK to Molinet (� way and 800m) but from there to "5 to 
go" were stifling - I recaught Rob who had left me behind and we stopped a few 
times, at 5 to go I said �No more stopping, I'm getting over this�, and made it 
to the summit (1607m and 100 km covered),only to be greeted by rain, so I caped 
up for the descent.  I lost Rob here surprisingly because he was going better 
than me, but I subsequently found he had lost 15 mins in those last 5, 
complaining of severe wobblies and the heat.

Disappointedly, the downhill was almost non-existant and the rough surface 
didn't help to regain any lost time either, but it was a little cooler through 
the trees and scrub to the Col de l'Able (1149m) which drops down to the road 
from the Braus.  It was again difficult to pick up speed on the very sharp 
lacets to L'Escarene (357m) where we had some more food, and generally stood 
around muttering �dur, dur�, which is what all the French cyclos say when they 
meet each other going uphill.

Earlier, there were several cheerful souls saying that the pull up to Peille 
(630m) from La Grave was the sting in the tail so I was dreading it.  
Supposedly 6km at 10%, full sun and nasty again but I made it with just one 
stop to pour water over myself.  I was caught and dropped by a woman, but I saw 
another guy in a Z jersey walking with 5 km of uphill still to cover, which 
made me feel better.  The view over the valley here is appalling, with a huge 
quarry and stone-crushing plant dominating the whole area - rather typical of 
the French disregard for their countryside.

Not a very good drop to La Turbie (609m), with crummy road surface, but once on 
the Grande Corniche I caught up with a couple of others and we flew the last 15 
into Monaco, with fabulous views over the Mediterranean (although I wouldn't 
give tuppence for Monaco or Monte-Carlo - they are the pits).  A confusing 
route back to the Arriv� by the harbour, I did have to go down a one-way street 
to save another tour of the Grand Prix circuit!!  Finished about 4:50 pm, an 
hour down on silver schedule and Rob made it about 20 mins later.

Damage:  Robin 9h 42'35" (106th)	173 entries, supposedly 133 finishers
         Rob  10h 05'17" (119th)
      1st man  5h 57'12"
     1st woman 7h 38'56" (31st)
    Oldest man 8h 31'48" (70th - born 1922 !!)
     Last man 10h 19'33" (128th) - don't understand this!!

�Never again� said Rob on finishing, later on he was feeling more like himself 
and of course we shall be looking at it again next year.  We have a 
questionnaire to fill in and I think I shall suggest June or September because 
of the heat and the traffic.  August on the Cote d'Azur is not recommended.....

1819.33RUTILE::MACFADYENYou never listen to a word I sayTue Aug 27 1991 18:2615
            <<< Note 1819.32 by IDEFIX::HEMMINGS "Lanterne Rouge" >>>
                     -< "La Monegasque" - never again??? >-
    
>                                                        and generally stood 
> around muttering �dur, dur�, which is what all the French cyclos say when 
>    they meet each other going uphill.
    
    They do, they do. Sometimes they say "pur dur" instead, to amplify the
    remark.
    
    It's me and Rod W in the M. Blanc - Megeve this Saturday, so I'll put a
    full race report (it's not a race!) in next week.
    
    
    Rod
1819.34Trop durMARVIN::WARWICKTrevor WarwickTue Aug 27 1991 19:047
    
>     They do, they do. Sometimes they say "pur dur" instead, to amplify the
    
    Oh, so that's it. When my wife and I were in France a few months ago,
    we wondered what the guys bombing past us up the hills were saying...
    
    Trevor
1819.35Transalpine equivalentIDEFIX::HEMMINGSLanterne RougeWed Aug 28 1991 03:361
During the "Fausto Coppi", it was "e dura"..................
1819.36I'm Back...MOVIES::WIDDOWSONTwo pork pies and a Strawberry YoghurtMon Sep 02 1991 07:308
    The words which sprang to my mind were 
    "putang ces bosses" (with provenecal accent) especially on the Domancy,
    but most people were just grunting and sweating and wondering how
    Hinault m,anaged to attack the 20th time up...
    
    A fuller report will follow
    
    rod
1819.37And here is that fuller reply....RUTILE::MACFADYEN&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;Mon Sep 02 1991 09:18114
    Event:     La Meg�ve mont-Blanc, Saturday 31 August

    Course:    Megeve - ND Bellecombe - Col de Saisies 1615m - Crest-Voland
               - La Giettaz - Col des Aravis 1498m - Col de la Croix Fry
               1477m - Manigod - St Jean de Sixt - Chinaillon - Col de la
               Colombiere 1618m - Col de Romme sur Cluses 1330m - Cote de
               Domancy - Combloux - Megeve.
	       155.5 km, 3586m d�nivellation (I measured 153 km, 3800m)
    
    Attendees: Rod MacF and Rod W


    Having talked Rod Widdowson into doing this event as the
    finale to his Alpine touring holiday, I had to organise his
    participation. Both my previous events have been logistical nightmares,
    and this one ran true to form. Rod W would arrive in Geneva too late
    for us to get to Megeve in time to collect our dossards, so when I
    collected Rod on Friday evening in Meyrin (a suburb of Geneva), I had
    already been to Megeve to collect them and pay for the hotel, a
    three-hour round trip. We ate in Ferney and then drove back to Megeve,
    arriving just before midnight.

    Rod W turns out to be thin, with a cyclist's tan. He wears Oakleys and
    owns a Giro helmet (I guessed that correctly, we're so image-conscious). 
    He has just cycled up all the biggest cols in France, carrying luggage, 
    on a Kettler aluminium bike which is bendy but light. Unlike yours truly, 
    he is truly fit. For some reason he was making noises about being slow 
    round the course, but I took all this with a pinch of salt.
    
    At 7am on Saturday we morning we assembled with about 4-500 other
    cyclists outside the Palais des Sports in Megeve, with the PA saying
    something about this place being the d�part fictif and some other
    unspecified place being the d�part r�el: well, when they let us go at
    7:30, there wasn't anything fictional about the speed of the peloton
    down the hill towards the Col de Saisies. It was cold at that time of
    day, so it was good to reach the col and warm up. Rod W muttered
    something about me starting too fast, but I don't know why because a
    minute later he dropped me. You have to set your own pace on hills, and
    his was faster than mine. One of these days I'll meet a cycle-noter
    who's slower than me, but I won't hold my breath.

    Just after the top of the Col de Saisies, I passed Rod W at the side of
    the road, mending a puncture, I later discovered, but I was so pleased
    to have caught him I didn't stop. You've got to attack when you have
    the chance, after all! There followed a long descent on crappy surfaces
    (we'd been warned about this), then the long climb back up the Aravis.
    In the village of La Giettaz, a bus and some cars were stopped in front
    of a bridge over the narrow road; squeezing past the bus I had a look
    to see what the trouble was. Sad to say, the bridge was slightly, but
    significantly, lower than the bus... I don't remember much about the
    climb of the Aravis except that I felt OK, and there were some very
    pretty views of cyclists lit by the first rays of the morning sun. At
    the top I had my first stop, loading up with bananas and water. The
    catering on this event was good, with a nice variety of things to eat
    and drink.

    The Aravis was followed by a short descent and another climb, the Col
    de Croix Fry, then a long descent before the start of the Colombi�re.
    Some of these descents were wonderful experiences of speed, with
    virtually zero non-bike traffic and good surfaces, and only the
    presence of other cyclists, plus the fear of killing yourself, to hold
    you back. On the climb up to St Jean de Sixt, a busy road, I had a flat
    period when it felt a bit of a grind, but I paused in St Jean for five
    minutes to eat and drink in comfort and felt all the better for it. The
    climb of the Colombi�re in bright sunshine was spectacular, heading up
    towards a huge wall of striated rock, then bending round to the right
    to pass underneath it. The last 500m pitch to the top was steep, but
    there was food at the top.
    
    Not having bothered to carry a course profile, I was surprised by the
    next col, the Romme sur Cluses, which was very steep. But I dug in,
    with an old guy on my wheel, and we climbed in silence and made it
    alright. A fast descent, during which in a fit of over-enthusiastic
    braking I initiated a rear-wheel slide on a tight hairpin, which I
    had to stray into the opposite lane to correct, then we were on the
    valley floor and facing a 20km drag up the valley before the last
    climb. Just for once the wind cooperated and there was a strong breeze
    at our backs. I was quickly into a group of three, the old guy (took
    fewer pulls than me) and a young guy (took more), and we zipped along
    at 35-45kph.

    Right up to the start of the last hill I'd been feeling good, and had
    become very confident of my first silver award, for which I needed to
    break 7:35. In fact I'd begun to think of breaking 7 hours. I hadn't
    seen Rod W, either, and was entertaining hopes of beating him.

    The lower half of the final climb up to Megeve, starting at Sallanches,
    was the Cote de Domancy. The historically-minded will note that it was
    here that Bernard Hinault won the 1981 World
    Champs. Well, I'd like to add a historical footnote, something like
    "Cote de Domancy, 31/8/1991: Rod MacFadyen absolutely gutted". I
    couldn't believe how steep it was. After not having been under 10kph
    anywhere all day, I hit a low of 5.5kph. I had no strength, and felt
    furious about it. By the time it levelled out, when it joined the main
    road back to Megeve, I was drained and had to sit down for a minute.
    The road flattened out, ever so slowly, then at last I was in town and
    turning right for the Palais des Sports. I had to sprint for the line
    because some cheapskate opportunist did his best to catch me over the
    last 500m. I completed in 7:13 and got my silver.

    And there at the finish line, stuffing a banana into his grinning
    features, was Rod W, pleased with himself for nipping round in 6:26.
    Well, he'd done enough training. Neither of us knew where he'd passed
    me; I suspect it was when I was getting food at the top of the Aravis.
    I was shattered for an hour after the finish, then perked up, and
    bought a pair of bib shorts from one of the stalls for the
    advantageous price of 200fr.
    
    All in all, a very good day, even if the Cote de Domancy was a bit 
    humbling. Good organisation, good company, good weather. A recommended 
    event, but read your history books first.

    
    Rod
1819.38He's going to murder me on the bike now.KIRKTN::GGOODMANNumber 1 in a field of 1Mon Sep 02 1991 15:3220
>>    Rod W turns out to be thin, with a cyclist's tan.

    What? It's amazing what a few weeks in the Alps can do to someone's
  physique! :*)
   
>>    One of these days I'll meet a cycle-noter
>>    who's slower than me, but I won't hold my breath.

    I'm you're man...

	
>>    And there at the finish line, stuffing a banana into his grinning
>>    features, was Rod W

    What is this fetish you've got with bananas Mr W?

	Graham.


1819.39If only....UKCSSE::ROBINSONJust an endorphine junkie....Tue Sep 03 1991 04:467
    Thanks for the write-ups gentlemen, I really enjoy reading about your
    suffering. These cyclo-sportif events really sound fun; the only sort
    of competitive cycling I'd consider doing now. I only wish we had them
    in England. Perhaps next year, if we take our planned trip to
    France....
    
    Chris
1819.40MOVIES::WIDDOWSONTwo pork pies and a Strawberry YoghurtTue Sep 03 1991 06:1080
    I typed this in yesterday and then our link went down.....
    
    ======================================================================
    
    Rod has given a great report of the event, I'll just add some thoughts
    from my side.

    In my defence I will point out that I had just come from 700 miles (yes
    I know that that's just a weekend for John Ellis but I was happy with
    it) in the Alps with about 14kg (30 pounds?) of luggage (of which more
    elsewhere).  In addition I had taken 3 days off the bike so I was as
    fit as I'll ever get.  The only shadow was that the weekend previously
    I had gone round the course of the 3 cols (Cayolle, Champs and Allos)
    which is shorter (120 km), less climbing (3,200m) and less cols (3 vs 5)
    in 7 hours.  The fact that I am 6 months younger than Rod meant I had to
    do this is less than 7 hours to get the silver and I didn't see how to do
    it.

    I had never done one of these events before so there was a lot of new
    stuff.  My feeling was that they are very relaxed compared to racing,
    for instance when the road flattens people ease up, when my natural 
    inclination is to change up once or twice and pile on the pain.

    Despite what he said Rod started up the Saisies like a rocket, putting me
    into the pain level, but on the first flatter bit I kinda pulled away and
    that was it.  It soon became apparent that I was on a good day as I climbed
    up Saisies following one wheel for 10 metres, catching my breath and then
    jumping to the next.  We had started off towards the back of the pack and I
    passed a lot of people on the first climb.  As Rod said I punctured on the
    first drop (in the very last pothole of the descent).  Shortly after he
    came flying past - "I'll see you later" he shouted.  So I dug pretty deep
    on Ararvis and the Croix de Fry - still no Rod.  And it was depressing 
    overtaking people you had already been passed who had overtaken when I 
    punctured, when I stopped at the feedstations, or on descending (as Rod
    says I had my touring bike which was a little bit nervousmaking in its
    attitude towards flexing on fast descents or hard braking).

    Robin had warned me about starting too hard and the last few 100 metres
    of the Croix Fry had frightened me, so I resolved to take Colombiere 
    easily and dig deep on Romme and Domancy (if I had anything left).  So on
    the climb up the valley I pushed a bit to catch another rider (who turned
    out to be a Brit) and we climbed Colombier together.  I sprinted to the
    top, the breifest possible water stop and down the other side (a lovely
    long sweeping descent).  Another 7 people behind me on Romme - 3 of which
    came past on the descent (still not Rod) and then, thankfully a tailwind
    along the valley, I was bit and bitting with a mountain bike at speeds
    between 40 and 45 kph, we eased of at the feed station and were caught 
    by a `train' of 7 or so other riders coming up.  So we stuck with them
    until the base of the Domancy when, I couldn't help it, I went of the front
    - me, who gets dropped on hills by 5th cats!.  As Rod said the Domancy was
    a pig a real killer and a pretty evil thing to put at 143 km into the ride.
    I had to go down to a touting gear (30x21) to get up. Evil, very very evil.
    Back on the main road I got back onto the 42 and even managed to get up
    onto a 17 for the end of the climb.

    I ended feeling pretty fresh (thanks to the practice in the hills
    previously) with the feeling that I'd have made another 4 places given 
    300 m more of climbing.  Obviously I hadn't sufferered enough early on....

    My feelings - a great event, good fun (in hindsight).  

    Would I do it again ?  Probably, but I'd want to take the 10 previous
    days to get some real training in (pottering around Fife and the Borders just wouldn't have been
    enough).

    What would I do differently ?  Eat less sugary food and more real
    Carbohydrate at the feed stations.  I felt very sick at the end of the ride.
    I'd probably check out the route as well.  And I almost certainly wouldn't
    do anything with more than 4,000m of climbing - I did the Marmotte route
    minus the climb up to the Alpe and it slayed me, anyone who does that
    deserves a medal and then to be locked up.

    Other points of interest - The first person came past the line in 4 hr
    55 at an average of over 32 kph (20 mph) about an 1� hours in front of me
    or when I was still laboring up the penultimate hill.

    Rod

	Oh yes, and when I got to Geneva Rod's car wouldn't start so he made
    me push it - fortunately it fired up before my heart exploded.....
1819.41Program?PLAYER::GWYNNETue Sep 03 1991 07:585
    Where can I get a programme of these events? I'm living in Brussels and
    wouldn't mind travelling down for one.
    
    
    thanks Phil.
1819.42RUTILE::MACFADYEN&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;Tue Sep 03 1991 08:4213
Events described in this note have mostly (but not all) been either Sports
Organisation Trophee d'Or events, or UFOLEP Time Trophee events. These are
all done for the year, but I'm sure you could write to them now and get dates
and entry forms for next year. There are other local events which one has to
keep an eye out for, read the cycling press, that kind of thing. Also, there
are definitely cyclo-sportif events organised in Belgium, I saw an article
recently about a long and hilly one through the Ardennes which had a large 
number of participants.

I don't have addresses for either SO or UFOLEP handy right now. Robin?


Rod
1819.43Bien sur, M RodBONNET::HEMMINGSLanterne RougeTue Sep 03 1991 09:1724
    Sports Organisation:
    	BP 4
    	38330 BIVIERS, France
    
    UFOLEP
    	3 Rue Recamier
    	75007 PARIS
    
    There is an article in this month's Velo 2000, talking about the great
    increase in cyclo-sportif events and participants, to the detriment of
    real racing.  Be also aware that there is a war between the various
    French sporting factions at the present, rather like the old RTTC/BLRC
    days back in the UK.  Only once have I heard about people from one
    organisation being barred from an event run by another, and then the
    announcement was treated to such jeers of derision that I was unable to
    take it seriously!!
    
    As to the Megeve - Mt Blanc event, I think it most unfair for young Rod
    to take the mickey out of old Rod and not treat him with the respect he
    deserves....   I also wonder if Bernard H took the final lap up this
    'ill on 30x21......  and REAL banana fanciers have them taped to the
    top tube - just ask M. Wilson.....   Yeah, fully agree, more stodge and
    less of this fancy stuff, if you eat sensibly and do enough miles you can
    handle anything without resorting to Gofasterade.......
1819.44Roll on '92......BONNET::HEMMINGSLanterne RougeTue Sep 03 1991 10:0055
	Next year, I'd like to do the following:

Le Bouquet	1st week in May
----------
Other side of the Rhone to Avignon, mainly narrow roads, a bit quick with
one dirty great hill at half-way.  First year it was very hot, second a 
lot colder - about 130 km.  May go biennial due to administrative 
difficulties.

L'Epervier	3rd week in May
----------
Down in the Var, near yer actual St Trop.  Big entry, tough start, 
generally poor surfaced roads, wonderful scenery. First year hot, second 
cold - about 200 km.  A traumatic experience if it's your first!!

Bernard Hinault	1st week in June
---------------
In Badger country - Brittany.  Never ridden it, but in '91 there were 
4500 starters and it's reckoned to have the best atmosphere.  Supposedly 
hard with lots of short, sharp cotes.

Rene Vietto	3rd week in June
-----------
A loop round Mt Ventoux, a very friendly event in excellent countryside. 
Roads vary from very narrow to quite large.  Very hot in '91, but plenty 
of water available and well organised - about 165 km.

Tom Simpson	3rd week in July
-----------
Even though I think he was a fool to have died the way he did, I have to 
admire him and I would like to ride this one in his memory.  It's twice 
up the Mt Ventoux, starting from Carpentras.  I've done the Ventoux a 
couple of times and it is really something else......

Fausto Coppi ??? - depends on my fitness...
Monegasque ?? - depends on the date, this year it was too hot and there 
was too much traffic.

What would I do different?
	I think I would standardise on 3 rings and 7 sprockets
(32/40/50 x 14-18,20,24)
	I wouldn't bother with 2 bottles, there's plenty of places to stop,
and I'm no longer in the bracket where stopping makes a difference to my
performance.
	For tyres - a 22 mm Hilite on the front and a 20 mm same on the back
seems OK, I am wary of the bald ones but may try them.
	Helmet - I hate it, but I find the first hour (say) a bit hairy 
and then it's OK, I really would like a team-car to take it off me.  In 
the Coppi and the Monegasque, I rode up most of the cols with it hanging 
on the bars.
	I'd get in more hard miles - until you ride a 30 km col, you 
really don't know how you will react, like Rod says you need balancing 
practise at times when you are only doing 5 kph!!
	I'd work on more of my mates to enter so I could have a few more 
friendly wheels to follow............
1819.45LJOHUB::CRITZTue Sep 03 1991 10:259
    	RE: 1819.37
    
    	Rod,
    
    	No, don't listen to Graham. I'm your man. I can't climb
    	anything. I even had to walk up the hill at Mont Vernon,
    	NH, yesterday.
    
    	Scott
1819.46RUTILE::MACFADYEN&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;&quot;Tue Sep 03 1991 11:166
Terrific. Not only am I "old Rod", now I am searching for anyone I can
beat up a hill. Excuse me while I go off and kill myself. If I can find 
my zimmer frame.


Doddery 
1819.47I want an easy onePAKORA::GGOODMANNumber 1 in a field of 1Tue Sep 03 1991 17:106
    
    	How hard is the 'Vietto', Rob? It's the one that most of my club
    (well, both of us) are interested in.
    
    Graham.
    
1819.48See you there..............IDEFIX::HEMMINGSLanterne RougeWed Sep 04 1991 04:5330
	I think reply .22 says most of what I thought.  It was certainly 
the most relaxed event of 1991 for me; I enjoyed it a lot and would 
recommend it as a good "starter".  The large entries in the SO events 
can be a bit un-nerving - I had never ridden in a 2000-up bunch before!!

	As for the difficulty; it's hard to say because it was held in 
June when I had done over 4000 km, the recommendation is for 10 times 
the distance and 10 times the deniv before the event.  Now 1650 km by 
June is not so bad, but a total of 24000 metres of climbing may be more 
difficult if you come from "flatter" countries (and do you know many 
hills of 15-20km in length?).  The first 40 or so are on small, twisty, 
up-and-down roads which I personally find a bit uncomfortabel and there 
is a lot of loose gravel; there is one big hill around lunchtime, and a
nasty sting in the tail late in the afternoon, but we took it all fairly
easily and managed Silvers quite comfortably.  I had 32/40/50 by 
14-18,20,24 and used them all........

	I think the main problem could be the heat, especially coming 
from Scotland - on the day, it turned out somewhat hazy in the afternoon 
but in the morning temperatures were well into the 30's.  Plenty of 
water stops, no need for double bottles, but factor 6 suncream is 
recommended!!

	I had thought of giving it a miss in '92 and going to the 
Simpson instead, but it was a good day out and the chance of a few more 
Deccies could not be missed.  If you do decide, then I'll do the 
bookings for you and also the entries - you need a copy of a license or 
a quack certificate saying you are fit to cycle.  Give it a go!!!


1819.49Too late to back out now...PAKORA::GGOODMANNumber 1 in a field of 1Wed Sep 04 1991 20:4224
    
>>  can be a bit un-nerving - I had never ridden in a 2000-up bunch before!!

	Does it make that big a difference? I had only ever rode 50-60 bunches
  here, before doing a race in France (Pontoise) with a 147 man bunch. It
  didn't feel that different. I feel that the only riders that are of any
  concern are the ones immediately around you. It doesn't matter how many other
  riders there are outside them. But then again, there's a big difference
  between 147 and 2000.

>>	I think the main problem could be the heat, especially coming 
>> from Scotland - on the day, it turned out somewhat hazy in the afternoon 
>> but in the morning temperatures were well into the 30's.  Plenty of 
>> water stops, no need for double bottles, but factor 6 suncream is 
>> recommended!!

	What? You mean I won't need my nylon fronted jacket and fur lined
  overshoes? Still, we can tempratures in the 30's here. OK, so it's 30F...

  Thanks,

  Graham.


1819.50MOVIES::WIDDOWSONTwo pork pies and a Strawberry YoghurtThu Sep 05 1991 05:0428
>>>  can be a bit un-nerving - I had never ridden in a 2000-up bunch before!!
>
>	Does it make that big a difference? I had only ever rode 50-60 bunches
>  here, before doing a race in France (Pontoise) with a 147 man bunch. It
    
    I cannot comment too much since I ain't raced much.  I found the
    Megeve-Mount blanc was soooooo relaxed at the start compared with
    a race even with a small peleton (that's 40-50 in France...).  Mind you
    Rod and I had strategically placed ourselves at the rear of the group
    (read, were almost late for the start...).
    
    Having a big group of people only seems to mean that you always have
    someone ahead.  Apparantly a peleton forms at the head of the race but
    apart from that there was very little bunching that I saw.  Furthermore
    most of the people around us were not at all used to riding in groups
    and so it was a bit hairy until the first climb..
    
    _Racing_ in big bunches I found to be good since I could drop back during
    the climbs and still be in the bunch at the top.  Of course I could only
    survive 3 laps in this mode but that is better than my normal.  (My
    personal record was lasting 2km in the bunch during a 110km race...)
    
    Young rod
    
    Graham - If you are going to an event next year, let us know there is
    at least a couple of people here who might be interested (listening
    Alan ?)
                                                         
1819.51Le Bouquet wasn't relaxedIDEFIX::HEMMINGSLanterne RougeThu Sep 05 1991 06:2416
I have ridden Le Bouquet twice, first time with Rob and Bill, second time just
with Rob - I would be interested in what they say....  Both times, the pack
took off up the road at about 40 kph, used all the width of the road for the
first 20k.  My compteur didn't go below 35 kph for 40k......  In addition, there
were a few posers with their tri-bars who shot off the road into gateways when
they missed the corners.  However, the worst thing is what I call the "French
lack of Spacial Awareness" - this manifests itself wherever they are, they stop
in the middle of roundabouts when they are lost, they crash into you with super-
market trolleys, and generally speaking have no concept of where they are
relative to anything else.  In cyclo events, they always manage to drop their
bottles in the road, usually during the first hairy 10 km when everyone is keen
and fresh and trying to get to the front - then they stop dead, turn in the road
stop ACROSS the road to pick up the offending bottle and seem totally amazed
when they are treated to a few words of the Prophet.......

This is why I go against all my principals and wear a helmet early on anyway...
1819.52and the pumps...HERON::ROWLANDSRob Rowlands, TPSG VBO 828-5480Thu Sep 05 1991 07:1821
    Agreed, the bunching during the first kilometers is where the
    crowd effect counts. After x kilometers (where x is somewhere between
    5 and 15, depending on the number of participants) then everything
    splits into small groups and there's much more road space available.
    But those first kilometers can be hair-raising (if the helmet wasn't
    there...) with everthing that Robin describes being possible, not
    forgetting the pumps that fall off too! 
    Also depending upon where you are in the line-up, you're either
    going to be attempting to overtake everybody (if you'vre turned
    up late and are at the back) or you're upfront and people are
    weaving around you. When the whole road-width is taken up by
    cyclists then there's little space to be ceded for those going through.
    
    Finally I still haven't worked out, and I'm sure 50% of the bunch
    are in the same situation, that when someone coming from behind 
    shouts "� gauche!" whether that means that he's coming up on my left
    or whether I should move to my left...
    
    Never again... 
    
    ... until the next one.
1819.53mass starts in ParisSHALOT::ELLISJohn Lee Ellis - assembly requiredMon Sep 09 1991 09:2515
    
    PBP's 2000-cyclist 10pm start (out of 3100 total) was a problem
    only the first dozen miles.  It was like molasses composed of
    differing and not altogether compatible ingredients.  Thereafter,
    it was only a problem for the next 50 miles trying to pass with
    both lanes taken up with similarly "leisurely" cyclists.  I don't
    like the big mass starts.  To do it over again, I'd go for either
    of the other, smaller start times.
    
    The first daybreak, a young French quasi-racer type and I were
    pacing each other.  You have never heard a drill sergeant bark
    more menacingly as he shouted, simply, "DROITE!!" to get people
    up ahead out of our way.  :-)
    
    -john
1819.54MOVIES::WIDDOWSONTwo pork pies and a Strawberry YoghurtMon Sep 09 1991 10:1320
    >pacing each other.  You have never heard a drill sergeant bark
    >more menacingly as he shouted, simply, "DROITE!!" to get people
    >up ahead out of our way.  :-)
    
    I know the feeling...  The elder Cat 4/5 riders (what other countried
    would put into vet) are pretty good at this - often they will follow up
    with a hand on the backside to make sure you do....  
    
    However Johns posting brings up a question of english vocab.  When you
    are second in the pace line and the guy in front is weakening and you
    feel good, in french you shout `ecarte' to get him to move out of the
    way - what does one say in English.  
    
    It has to be said that the only time I have been in a chain gang in the UK
    I have been highly unwilling (incapable) to take the lead and so I never
    ever shout anything.  Fiven this position in France the plaintive cry 
    `n'accelere pas' when some loony blast to the front and put the foot down
    is useful..
    
    Rod
1819.55AD::CRANEI&#039;d rather be on my bicycleTue Sep 10 1991 10:049
    
    
      > to get a rider ahead of you who is weakening to move you shout
      > "escarte"  What do you yell in english?
    
      I've always used "Move it" and it works pretty well.
    
      John C.
    
1819.56I value my jobMASALA::GGOODMANNumber 1 in a field of 1Wed Sep 11 1991 04:148
    
    Re.54.55
    
    	What they say in Scottish Road Races isn't printable in hear. You
    get the general idea...
    
    Graham.
    
1819.57DANGER::JBELLZeno was almost hereWed Sep 11 1991 10:243
>   What they say in Scottish Road Races isn't printable in hear...

    Then use phonetic spellings.  It would be hearable in print.
1819.58Back to earth.....IDEFIX::HEMMINGSLanterne RougeMon Nov 18 1991 08:5918
I was congratulating myself of my sporting achievements for 1991, then Rob gave 
me "Le Cycle" for November '91.....

�I am 78 years old,born 4th Feb 1913.  I do 12.000 km/year, having taken up 
biking again in 1984 after 40 years absence.  Here are my principal 
achievements for 1990 -
Jaques Anquetil:	Bronze 25 kph avg
Bernard Hinault:	Silver 23,60 kph 10hr 34'35"(2406th out of 3470)
Le National:		Silver 23,60 kph
Pierre Jodet:		Silver 27,65 kph
Pascal Jules:		Silver 26,37 kph
Jeanne d'Arc: (190 km)	Silver 28,00 kph
Vall�e du Loir: (206 km)Silver 26,37 kph�

and another note:
�.....I would like you to mention in your report on the Bernard Hinault, a 
cyclo of 71� years with the number 2199.  This cyclo covered 19 km without a 
saddle and still got a gold award.....�
1819.59Epervier article in "Bicycle Action" (UK)RUTILE::MACFADYENlook, stop and listenSun Dec 08 1991 09:1611
The UK magazine "Bicycle Action" in its winter issue (on sale now) carries
an article I wrote about the Epervier, if any UK noter would like to know
more about it. Though if they've read this note they probably won't.

As a by-the-by, this is the last ish of "Bicycle Action" in its present
form. It's editor is abandoning cycling for running - bad move in my opinion 
- and the magazine will re-emerge as something called "Bicycle Racing" if
my informant is correct.


Rod
1819.601992 dates as I have them so far....IDEFIX::HEMMINGSLanterne RougeFri Jan 10 1992 08:1569
	French Cyclo-sportif events 1992
	================================
-------------------------------------------------------
Date	Event			Series	Dist/Den  Where
-------------------------------------------------------
12/04	La Jeanne d'Arc		Time	          45(Orleans)
                                (Ph Garnier 2 rue E Leroy 45400 FLEURY LES
                                 AUBRAIS 38.61.42.57)
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
02/05	Le Bouquet		UFO	130       30(Tavel)
                                (G Hote, Ch de la Vaussi�re 30126 TAVEL
                                 66.50.04.97)
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09/05	La Danguillaume		UFO	?	  37(Azay s/Cher)
                                (D Rondeau,�La Micheli�re� 37270 AZAY s/CHER
                                 47.50.40.70)
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16/05	La Jaques Anquetil	S.O.	?         Chartreuse
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17/05	La Cyrano		UFO	?         24(Bergerac)
                                (JP Devese,26 Rue C Julian 24100 BERGERAC)
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23/05	L'Epervier		S.O.	204       83(St Tropez)
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28/05	La Stablinski		Dia	180       Belg
                                                  30.38.55.31
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30/05	La Lucien Van Impe	Dia	175       Belg
                                (19.32.69.22.52.51)
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06/06	La Pierre Jodet		Time              36(Buzancais)
                                (1 rue Notre Dame 36500 BUZANCAIS 54.84.12.68)
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07/06	La Bernard Hinault	S.O.	227/2400  Brittany
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20/06	Les Portes du Soleil	S.O.	?         Savoie
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27/06	Le National		S.O.	185/2500  Champagne(Vertus)
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04/07	La Marmotte		S.O.	?         Haute-Alpes
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12/07	Les Copains		Time	175       73(Ambert)
                                (M Lafond Lot des Granges 63600 AMBERT
                                 73.82.12.23)
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25/07	La Tom Simpson		Time	170       90(Carpentras)
                                (Mairie 84200 CARPENTRAS 90.67.30.16)
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25/07	L'Isard Bahamontes	S.O.	203/4500  Pyrenees
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02/08	La Louison Bobet	S.O.	?         Haute-Alpes
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08/08	La Lapebie		UFO	190       31(Pyrenees)
                                (Robert Pujol 31440 ST BEAT)
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29/08	Megeve-Mt Blanc		Time	155/3586  74(Savoie)
                                (Club des Sports rue de La Poste 74120 MEGEVE)
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05/09	La Jaques Bossis	UFO	?         17(Mornac s/Seudre)
                                (JM Guillorit rue Basses Amarres 17113)
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20/09	La Stephen Roche	Time	?         78(Houilles)
                                (CCO,40 rue de Verdun 78800 HOUILLES)
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S.O.	Sports Organisation Tel 76.52.04.04
Dia	Challenge Diamant
UFO	French Cycling Organisation UFOLEP
Time	Troph�e Time
1819.6120th June 1992 L'ArdechoisIDEFIX::HEMMINGSLanterne RougeThu Mar 12 1992 08:3011
Just received more details in the post...

20/06	L'Ardechois		199km/4135m
	La Volcanique		154km/3060m
	Les Boutieres		103km/2140m
	Le Doux			 60km/1406m
The first 3 are all available as cyclosportifs, and all 4 are available as cyclo-
touriste category.  All take place on the same day and use partly the same course
in the Ardeche area just to the west of Valence.  Godfathered by Bernard Vallet
who won the spot jersey in a recent TdF, information from:
L'Ardechois 07410 ST FELICIEN
1819.62Fausto Coppi route - more info ?MOVIES::WIDDOWSONIts (IO$_ACCESS|IO$M_ACCESS) VMSTue Apr 28 1992 18:1024
>            <<< Note 1819.30 by IDEFIX::HEMMINGS "Lanterne Rouge" >>>
>                       -< "La Fausto Coppi" - 21/07/91 >-

    I've just re-read this again, sounds horrible, and makes me wonder what
    I've let myself into for the Raid this summer...
    
    Anyway, I've been looking at the maps again and I was wondering about
    doing this route this summer, so some questions:
    
    - There seems to be a lot (~ 80km) of flattish Italy involved.  What is the
      scenery there like ?
    - We have two options for starting place - Guillestre or Barcelonette and
      two directions.  My feeling is that Clockwise from Guillestre is the best:
    	o The climb up to Agnell was (is?) a bad surface but the descent is OK.
    	o we do the worst hill first and the easiest last
    	o The descent from Vars is a _great_ way to finish a day.
      What does anybody else think ?
    - This is a really tough days ride, How would anybody rate it against
      longish Alpine days - I'm thinking of Glandon+Croix-Fer,
      Croix-Fer+Galibier, Madelaine+Glandon or Cayolle+Allos+Champs, all of
      which I managed (one way or another) last year ?
    
    So what does the panel think ? Any suggestions (like `don't do it') or
    hints ?
1819.63Harder than the Bobet.....IDEFIX::HEMMINGSLanterne RougeWed Apr 29 1992 03:3225
Staring at Guillestre and going clockwise -

- Rough road and faux-plat along the valley, probably OK first thing.

- Col d'Agnel from France not as steep as the other side, which is 10% for
the last 10km, road poor to say the least.

- tremendous downhill along a very pleasant and quiet valley, from the summit,
surface generally quite good, not many food-stops along here, and a few campsites
I would say only the last 20 to Cuneo are boring and then the next 15 until you
turn right up the Larche.  There will be quite a lot of traffic on this main
road stretch.

- the Larche from this side is not steep but do not underestimate it because of
the sheer length, and it does go from the Cuneo plain to nearly 2000m!  The road
is picturesque, good and bad, there are cobbled stretches in some of the villages
which are nasty in the wet.  Could also be very hot and against the prevailing
wind.

- Larche to the Ubaye valley is easy but the Vars from the south is very steep,
especially the last 4 km.

- home down the Vars, probably the best part of the day.........

Not an easy day and not an easy choice!
1819.64Les Portes de la PluieJURA::PELAZ::MACFADYENOnly scratching the surfaceMon Jun 22 1992 16:09125
In reply .20 to this note I detail last year's sunny but slow experience. 
This year's edition was a more desperate affair altogether...


The plan was to cycle up to Morzine on Friday, do Les Portes du Soleil, and 
return on Sunday.

I took Friday off. The ride up, via Taninges and Les Gets, was
unremarkable, 65km and 900m climb. Ominously, rain was setting in by the
time I got to Morzine and I felt pretty cold. I signed up for the event,
found my hotel, and went out for a meal. (Going for a controversial
preparation here, involving no pre-race parties or late nights.)

Saturday morning found me at the start line with many hundreds of others.
The helicopter roared overhead, it was time to go, it was 07.34. The
weather was cool and cloudy but not actually wet. I was wearing tights,
cycle top with long-sleeved undervest, goretex top, track mitts, helmet. I
took it pretty easy up the first climb of the Joux Verte (1760m) and felt
good at the top. By my desk there's a picture I took at the same spot last
year. It's happy and colourful. But this time, cold rain set in.

The descent was horrible and I was quickly soaked and frozen. By the bottom
I had lost all sensation in my feet and in fact, sensation-wise, they
played no further part in the day's proceedings. I felt very downhearted. I
didn't see how I could possibly continue all day in these conditions, and I
came within a hair's breadth of abandoning right there. But I decided to
delay the decision to the top of the Corbier. I've never been so glad to
start a col! At the top of the Corbier the rain was, if anything, worse. I
started the descent, then stopped. Should I continue? The way ahead looked
grim. Sod it. I let the brakes off.

From the bottom of the Corbier, 850m, to the Pas de Morgins 22km away and
1370m, was the closest to flat cycling the whole day. Along the way I
looked for a shop to buy socks because I was worried about my feet. The
best I could eventually do was get a couple of plastic bags to prevent my
feet getting any wetter, itself a ludicrous concept. I longed for my
neoprene boots and gloves sitting uselessly at home.

At the Pas de Morgins we crossed into Switzerland and started the loop
section of the course, first up the valley, over a 1210m col, then down to
Monthey, 450m, before going back up to the Pas de Morgins and retracing our
steps. Some of the Swiss villages support the event well. I was given a
chicken leg of all things. This was timely because my supply of pain au
raisin and bananas was running out. During this loop the rain briefly let
up. The clouds drew back just enough to reveal new snow in the hills.

At Monthey I had a brief conversation with a Belgian guy, doing the event
for the first time. After a while I dropped him, then he passed me,
shouting "C'mon boy!". The climb from Troistorrents, 720m, to Morgins (and
food) at 1310m, is an awful drag. It's not unreasonably steep, but it's
unrelenting and unfriendly. I managed to lock on to the wheel of a guy who
was climbing steadily and just stayed with him for however long the climb
took - shades of Robert Millar towing Ronan Pensec through the Alps here. I
think this was a critical section for me, and this guy really helped. At
Morgins I ate and ate and ate. I was bloody cold. People were sitting about
wrapped in blankets.

I felt pretty good when I started again and began to calculate the
possibilities. With 65km to go I had about 3:30 in hand in order to
complete the course in the 9:40 or less required for a silver. I'm fond of
gradual descents and really flew back to the Corbier, passing many people.
On the second ascent of the Corbier I was still going well, climbing the
400m in 28 minutes and passing more people. Silver was looking attainable.
After the descent of the Corbier, there was something of a regroupment as
we headed back towards the final climb of the day, the second ghastly
ascent of the Joux Verte. Here I regained my Belgian friend. "Piano!", he
said, "Souplesse!".

My book of Northern cols shows that the Joux Verte on this side is never
worse than about 9% per km. Subjectively it's far worse, perhaps because
the only two times I've climbed it I've been in a far-gone state. I ground
my way up through the awful section below Les Lindarets and had my last
sight of the Belgian here, getting off his bike and starting to walk on the
next lacet down. Above Les Lindarets I speeded up and passed more people.
By this time I was half-mad with cold and exertion, and pinning all my
hopes on a silver.

The final descent into Morzine was nightmarish. I had about 25-30 minutes
in hand and 800m to descend. The instant I turned down the hill, the 50kmh
wind and stinging icy rain drained all residual heat from me. By half-way
down I felt faint and I was losing the ability to control my hands. My
forearms were stiffening up and my fingers were ignoring me. I could hardly
see for the rain in my glasses, except to see that my speed was dropping to
20kmh on bends - I didn't dare go any faster. The only thing that could
make all this worthwhile, it seemed, was that damn silver, and it was
slipping through my numb grasp. I was almost crying in frustration.

In the end I came in at 17:07 for a time of 9:33, collecting that stupid
silver after all. I didn't pause at the finish line but went straight back
to the hotel, and bed, and didn't stop shivering for about two hours. Two
days later, one fingertip still feels tingly. The Avocet 50 worked
faultlessly all day and recorded 185km of distance and 4724m of climb (about
250m more than last year for some strange reason). Going out for a meal later 
in the evening, a temperature display showed 7�C.

Sunday was superbly sunny and clear, giving everyone an opportunity to
admire the new snow - down to 1800m by my estimation. I checked the
official results. Of the more than 1000 dossards issued, 443 people
completed Les Portes du Soleil, of whom I was 270th, and 93 completed the
Portillon (which is what you get if you avoid the second climb of the Joux
Verte). The winner went round in 6:53. I would love to know how many had
abandoned. (I did see a note someone had left in the hotel. From one cyclo
to another, it said. "I abandoned at Morgins. I've gone back to Paris.
Bravo!")

On the technical side, it seems to me Shimano/Suntour/Campag are all missing
a trick by not making a reasonably-priced racing triple chainset. About
half the competitors were running triples, and very many of these were
obvious conversions of doubles. I believe I'm right in saying that Shimano
don't make a Dura-Ace triple! Notable bikes: apart from all the glossy 
Euro-hardware, I saw a couple of Kleins and a Trek 5500. I had the tiny
pleasure of dropping the latter's owner on the final climb. But mainly I
was just glad to suffer no punctures. I don't know if I could have withstood
the misery of roadside repairs under those conditions.

From my point of view, despite or because of the desperation of the day, I
produced my best performance since coming to France. I took 1:12 off my
time of last year and I always felt strong. I felt OK yesterday (Sunday)
too, and in fact came home via Praz de Lys and the Col de la Ramaz, which
at 1600m isn't trivial, to notch up another 78km and 1060m climb. For the
three days in total I clocked 328km and 6.5km climb.



Roddy
1819.65:-)SHALOT::ELLISJohn Lee Ellis - assembly requiredMon Jun 22 1992 18:0112
    
    Bravo, Roddy!  Excellent write-up and performance!  
    
    Your endorsement of "racing triples" will doubtless please Robin 
    and Bat.  :-)
    
    Ironic to think that an event like that in California right now
    (speaking of Bat) would eliminate people through heat-stroke
    rather than the opposite.
    
    cheers,
    -john
1819.66good course, good storyMVSX00::MVSX02::GISLERclimbing brings you closer to heavenTue Jun 23 1992 03:1217
	Hi Roddy,

	Well done! I believe you, that under these conditions, it's not easy 
	to find the motovation to continue all day. But you did it. 
	Congratulations.

	When I did the "Portes du Soleil" in 1989 we had beautiful weather and 
	climbing up to Pas de Morgins at around noon or 2 p.m. was not 
	easy either. Many of the riders plunged into a foundain half way up.

	Nice story as well.

	By

	Norbert
		 
1819.67MASALA::GGOODMANBorn VictimTue Jun 23 1992 04:5211
    
>>    Ironic to think that an event like that in California right now
>>    (speaking of Bat) would eliminate people through heat-stroke
>>    rather than the opposite.
    
	You can always rely on some smug git to rub it in, can't you.  :*)
    
    	Well done, Rod. The weather must've made you think of home...  :*)
    
    Graham.
    
1819.68IDEFIX::HEMMINGSLanterne RougeMon Jul 27 1992 06:000
1819.69La Tom Simpson 1992IDEFIX::HEMMINGSLanterne RougeMon Jul 27 1992 06:03149
	"La Tom Simpson" Sat 25th July 1992
	===================================

The 25th anniversary of the death of "Major Tom", as he was known in France, 
was 13th July this year.  The 1992 edition of the randon�e was therefore of 
particular significance.  Although I cannot condone Tom for the manner in 
which he died, I will always have admiration for his fighting spirit which was 
probably a major contributor to his demise on the cruel slopes of Mont 
Ventoux.

This year, the �preuve was headlined as being "easier, with only one ascent of 
the Ventoux", because people had found it too tough and the organisers were 
faced with falling entries.  So in 1992, the start was as usual in Carpentras 
with a small detour into minor roads around the Dentelles and 
Beaumes-de-Venise, before cutting across to B�doin for the 1st ascent.  From 
there, to Malaucene and a retrace to B�doin before cutting across to the 
Gorges de la Nesque and returning to Carpentras on more minor roads.  Total 
distance was posted as 171 km with the odd 3250 m of divilment.

John and I stayed overnight at Caromb, a small vilage perch� about 8 km to the 
north of Carpentras and situated between the two major roads.  An excellent 
place and well recommended for a centre if you are staying a few days in the 
area.  The staff were very helpful, and in comparison with our last stay for 
"La Vietto", there were about 10 bikies there so they kindly offered to 
provide something early in the morning (5:00 a.m. !!).  In addition, they 
asked if we wanted to return after the event and have a shower and a clean up 
- we declined because we were driving home in the opposite direction, but it 
was a kind thought.

After a week of exhausting heat in the Alpes-Maritimes, we were sorry to find 
it equally hot in Vaucluse and sleeping was not easy.  However I personally 
slept better than usual before an event of this nature and felt reasonable the 
next morning when we loaded the car and set off back to Carpentras, where we 
joined an eager crowd milling around the Square Jean Jaur�s.  Apparently there 
were over 800 starters from all over, even some Colombians!! - we met several 
English who had either come specially or were incorporating the event in their 
annual holiday.

As usual, the massed start was hectic and everyone went up the road like 
loonies, compteurs at 35-40 kph, towards the turn-off to Le Barroux at about 
8km.  This was followed immediately by some very small, gritty give-and-take 
lanes where it was impossible to get any kind of rhythm, so by the time I 
crossed the Col de Suzette (with not a cr�pe in sight), I was feeling a bit 
seedy with a mere 30km in the legs!!  The descent to Malaucene allowed a few
groups to form and I had some company over the ridge which leads between the
vines to B�doin. Some-one had a problem here, the ambulance came roaring past
and I caught a glimpse of a bikie sitting on the roadside, holding his head,
but that was the only incident I was to see that day.

Welcome shade from the trees overhanging the streets of B�doin, and then we 
were out onto the road leading to Chalet Renard, with the Ventoux looming 
ominously to the North.  The night before, as we drove up, John said �You 
wouldn't think that it was nearly 2000 metres, would you?�  I said �Wait until 
tomorrow, you will be saying - are you sure this is only 2000 metres???�  From 
this village to the summit is 21,5km for an altitude gain of 1609m, a mere 7,5% 
average, however the first 6 to St Est�ve where it really starts are 4,4% and 
easy.  The next 9,2km are at 9,3% and the final 6,3km at 7,8%.  It is not a 
push-over......

From St Est�ve to Chalet Renard, the road is narrow, but with a fabulous 
surface and trees overhanging most of the way, so it was not unbearable,
although I wouldn't have fancied it 2 hours later in the full Provencal sun.
You get no impression of height as you climb, you can't see the plain which
stretches back to Carpentras - all you know is that the steady 10% never
slackens, and you wish you had seen sense and put on the 26 instead of the 24!
With 10 to go to the summit, I had to stop for a breather, a leak and a banana
- I had deliberately been putting away a lot of water, fearing the effects of
35� heat.  4km later, I was glad to find the first ravito and sank some more
water, filled my bottle and ate some fruit before attacking the last stretch.

Chalet Renard to the summit is evil.
- There are no trees.
- There is no shade, 
- There is not even any grass.
All there is as far as you can see in front is white scree with the sun
bouncing on it and the road winding up towards the Relay Station.  The view to
the South is awesome and some small recompense.

We had a slight tail-wind, but even this was not good because it made it even
hotter, but with the slight ease in gradient I was able to wind my speed up
from the previous (just balancing) 7kph to an astounding 9kph!!  There were 
quite a few walking this part, but with the photographer situated here, there 
was no way I was going to be caught doing that!  Only 6 km between ravitos may
seem a bit over the top, but 40 mins in those conditions and you are very glad 
to see the one at the summit, I can tell you.  I can never get over how near 
to the Summit that TS actually collapsed - the memorial on the north side of 
the road as you climb can only be 1,5 km from the top.  I cannot think of a 
more unpleasant place to turn my last few pedal-revs......

A short sit-down in the shade of an umbrella, another pint of water inside me 
and the same in the bidon and I was ready for the 22 km descent to Malaucene.  
You actually cross the ridge so that the incredible view is to the North from
this side, - the road is wider but less well surfaced, and once you get into
the trees again it's OK (and very speedy - nearly 70kph).  The bends as you 
get to the village are a bit nerve-wracking and bumpy but I was soon back on 
the loop to B�doin where I found a bit of company again.

The small lanes to the start of the Gorges were uncomfortable, open to the sun 
and wind, full of faux-plats making progress and making up of time rather 
difficult - I had averaged about 18's for this first 109km.  In 
Villes-sur-Auzon, I was pleased to find another ravito and sat on the pavement 
with my back against a garage door pouring water over my head.  I met a guy 
from Gravesend (UK) who had never been up a mountain before and he just 
couldn't believe it, saying he had seen the Tour on the TV but never really 
been able to relate to it.  To make matters worse, he couldn't speak French so 
he couldn't ask, had left his glasses behind so he couldn't read, and didn't 
know how far or how uphill it was to the finish.  I was able to re-assure him 
that there was no other "Ventoux" lurking round the corner.

Going up the Nesque was a doddle, tr�s roulante on 40x18 & 17, with an 
excellent surface and very impressive  views into the deep gorges to the right
- I found this 20km from 200m to 750m height the most pleasant of the day.  I 
met a Colombian along here and with a lot of arm and hand waving, I managed to 
convey to him that the feeding station was at 1 km, then he only had 14 more 
km of up before 26km of descent to Carpentras.  I never found out what they 
were doing over in France, I don't think they were good enough to have been 
their country's squad for the Barcelona Olympics.  From the Belvedere, it was 
a short freewheel to the "man, boy, dog" village of Monieux where we took a 
sharp right to reach St Hubert along some grubby lanes which were badly 
surfaced and a bit up-and-down.

Heights were marked on the bornes along here and I was convinced we went to 
950m so I received a nice surprise finding the last ravito at about 100m less, 
and on asking I was told, yes, it was downhill to Carpentras from there. 26km 
and 45 mins to get inside the Silver Standard - I reckoned that given a good 
descent and a following wind I would be OK.  Tough luck, a bumpy downhill and 
some long straight faux-plats into the wind were next on the menu - more to 
the point, not a back wheel in sight anywhere!!  Still worth a try, I thought 
and rouled at 45-50kph for a while through the vines and woods - at about 12 
to go I caught another 2 or 3 but they protested they were too weak to take a 
relay so I towed them as well, doing a steady 30's but wondering if my 
strength would last.  Two to go, purgatory, but with as I thought about 5 mins 
to spare, down to 40x16 and I fell over the finish line in the tree-lined, 
shady parking.

The damage?  8hr 36min - 9 mins inside the Silver Standard with an average of 
just under 20kph.  John must have come over the line almost in sight, he was 
470th with 8hr 34min to my 472nd, and I hadn't set eyes on him since St Est�ve 
at about 50km.  I wandered around the stands, eating and drinking and then
finally went and washed with several others in the fountain in front of the
Syndicat (- there were showers available, but they entailed a car-ride to the
Complexe Sportif).  The results were posted quickly, fastest just inside 6hrs!
- pictures taken at the summit were on display and an hour after finishing I
had the (computer-produced) Dipl�me in my grubby little hand.

All in all, the best event I have ridden to date.  John said that it beat Alpe 
d'Huez into a cocked hat, OK go there to see the Tour, but experience the 
Ventoux at least once.......  See you there, 3rd week in July, 1993 - I'll
have an extra 1/4 hour allowance (and a 26 cog!!).