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Posting history for user ERIS::CONLON

341 notes across 14 conferences

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An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.

Possible 1 Other Accounts for ERIS::CONLON

Username	Total Posts	First Post	Last Post	Most Used Personal Name
19484::CONLON	3	`Wed May 18 1988`	`Wed Jun 08 1988`	An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.

Summary of Posts

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Conference	Total Posts	Conference Title
thebay::joyoflex	200	The Joy of Lex
atps::omegaa	42	VMS Omega is finally here!MEGA
atps::doomm	39	DoomsDay 2000ed to ATPS::DOOM
napalm::heavy_metal	15	HEAVY_METAL - Talent Round-Up DayDay
foo::adventure	11	New Adventure
7.286::frp	7	* FRP *
dypss1::brain_bogglers	6	Brain Bogglers
hydra::dejavu	6	Psychic Phenomena
noted::sf	4	Arcana Caelestia
7.286::star_trek	3	STAR TREK
csse::coinop	3	Living in an Arcade!
7.286::philosophy	2	Philosophy
ufp::vaxtrek	2	VAXtrek: A Starship Simulator
select::trivia	1	Triviality is its own reward

Conference napalm::heavy_metal (HEAVY_METAL - Talent Round-Up DayDay)

15 posts

TOPIC	17.0	Iron Maiden
	17.47	`Tue Nov 22 1988 09:01`	Uh oh, my note is Heavy Metal related! Aaarrrggghhhhh!!!!	11 lines
TOPIC	23.0	Metal Meets the Movies [soundtracks]
	23.76	`Tue Jun 07 1988 02:07`	!ereh segassem sdrawkcab oN	7 lines
TOPIC	33.0	Favorite HM Instrumentals
	33.30	`Tue Jun 07 1988 01:53`		6 lines
TOPIC	39.0	Led Zeppelin
	39.24	`Wed Jun 08 1988 02:04`	I wanna make sure I get them all :-)	7 lines
TOPIC	58.0	`Fri May 20 1988 17:54`	Heavy Metal starter kit?	9 lines
	58.3	`Fri May 20 1988 21:10`	Something new to bother the neighbors with... ;-)	7 lines
TOPIC	71.0	Back Masking Messages
	71.11	`Thu May 26 1988 23:55`	It's twue, it's twue...!	9 lines
TOPIC	79.0	Pink Floyd
	79.6	`Thu Jun 23 1988 06:34`	Hello, hello .... Is there anybody in there?	13 lines
	79.15	`Thu Oct 20 1988 17:57`	A book? Damn, now I have to learn how to read! :-)	4 lines
TOPIC	86.0	Who had the most influence on HM
	86.27	`Wed Jun 08 1988 03:24`	In My Humble Opinion	10 lines
TOPIC	94.0	PMRC
	94.46	`Thu Nov 10 1988 07:34`	All sorts of meanings.	7 lines
TOPIC	122.0	Cooper, Alice
	122.1	`Thu Jun 23 1988 06:20`	Schoooool's out for-ever!!!	8 lines
TOPIC	158.0	Special Effects in music
	158.24	`Sat Nov 12 1988 01:07`	Watching TV in the recording studio??? :-)	6 lines
TOPIC	295.0	Geraldo Rivera TV Special on Devil Worship
	295.32	`Thu Nov 10 1988 20:53`	I hate it when that happens!!!	12 lines
TOPIC	338.0	Two Judas Priest fans blow their heads off...
	338.17	`Wed Nov 16 1988 14:07`	Uhg, please pass me a barf bag!	10 lines

Conference 7.286::star_trek (STAR TREK)

3 posts

TOPIC	108.0	Starship Navigation
	108.9	`Fri May 20 1988 09:40`	Welcome to Mr Roger's universe....	6 lines
TOPIC	166.0	STAR TREK II: THE WRATH OF KHAN
	166.47	`Thu May 19 1988 17:12`	Suggestions Khan sensitive?	5 lines
TOPIC	268.0	ST:TNG - "The Child"
	268.6	`Fri Oct 28 1988 09:20`	It's so hoaky, they've GOT to use it!!! :-(	8 lines

Conference atps::doomm (DoomsDay 2000ed to ATPS::DOOM)

39 posts

TOPIC	10.0	You too can collect penalty points
	10.28	`Tue Jan 26 1988 01:36`	How I Learned To Love The Bomb ;-)	10 lines
	10.30	`Thu Jan 28 1988 17:08`		6 lines
	10.34	`Thu Feb 11 1988 01:32`	If at first you don't succeed....	5 lines
TOPIC	11.0	Amusing things to do.
	11.30	`Sun Jun 26 1988 12:28`	Does this give a new meaning to the phrase 's*** bricks'?	5 lines
TOPIC	17.0	Help for Beginners
	17.56	`Wed Jan 20 1988 21:05`		2 lines
	17.59	`Thu Jan 21 1988 00:17`		7 lines
TOPIC	21.0	Another new addict with questions
	21.5	`Fri May 27 1988 22:38`	Help from a fellow Doomfarer....	13 lines
TOPIC	24.0	%WTF-PMO, The BEM has eaten you alive...
	24.23	`Fri Jan 22 1988 15:23`	Money makes the world go around.	12 lines
TOPIC	34.0	eggs: hardboiled, softboiled, or fresh?
	34.20	`Thu Feb 04 1988 12:53`		2 lines
TOPIC	49.0	Those Terrible Monsters
	49.1	`Fri Jan 15 1988 00:55`	It might be of some help.	5 lines
TOPIC	50.0	Those %^&*$ munchkins!
	50.2	`Fri Jan 15 1988 15:20`	Just wait, it gets harder... :-(	13 lines
	50.6	`Sat Jan 16 1988 12:31`		9 lines
TOPIC	52.0	question about warrens
	52.1	`Mon Jan 18 1988 14:11`		5 lines
TOPIC	61.0	Wishlist
	61.13	`Thu Jan 28 1988 17:02`	Just a thought...	10 lines
	61.16	`Thu Jan 28 1988 18:13`		5 lines
	61.29	`Thu Feb 04 1988 09:42`	Guess I'll put in my two cents...	13 lines
	61.32	`Thu Feb 04 1988 13:10`	Well???	17 lines
	61.89	`Thu Mar 24 1988 08:34`		4 lines
	61.166	`Tue Jun 28 1988 08:35`	A good a place to put this as any	13 lines
	61.168	`Tue Jun 28 1988 10:30`	Maybe it's my breath.... :-)	3 lines
	61.170	`Tue Jun 28 1988 11:14`	Or it could be that my armor is out of fasion?	11 lines
	61.173	`Tue Jun 28 1988 13:41`	Thanks for the speedy reply	8 lines
	61.175	`Thu Oct 13 1988 03:58`	Just a few ideas for Mr Dave	22 lines
	61.178	`Thu Oct 13 1988 21:51`	One little, two little, three little Icky lumps...	4 lines
	61.180	`Fri Oct 14 1988 19:44`	Beating a dead horse, right Dave?	4 lines
TOPIC	67.0	discombods
	67.10	`Wed Feb 03 1988 05:56`		7 lines
TOPIC	70.0	Trading Characters
	70.2	`Thu Feb 04 1988 13:50`	I want one.	3 lines
TOPIC	77.0	^%@#$&@# Shimmering Hazes
	77.22	`Thu Mar 24 1988 06:43`	Try someone or something else....	10 lines
TOPIC	79.0	It's nice, but why bother????
	79.27	`Thu Mar 24 1988 06:56`	I wanna know....	4 lines
	79.31	`Fri Mar 25 1988 06:26`	Please add gas grenades, please....	10 lines
	79.34	`Fri Mar 25 1988 09:03`	Make the gas grenade a double-edged sword...	6 lines
TOPIC	84.0	Robocops & Reg 10?
	84.9	`Wed Mar 02 1988 12:37`	RoboCops, Dreadnaughts and Zytts oh my...	11 lines
TOPIC	90.0	Time out?
	90.11	`Sat Mar 19 1988 06:31`		13 lines
	90.18	`Thu Mar 24 1988 03:23`		11 lines
TOPIC	100.0	Where can I find a S....?
	100.16	`Fri Mar 25 1988 09:07`		10 lines
TOPIC	157.0	"Friends" I have none!!:^{
	157.1	`Fri Jul 01 1988 13:12`	The spoilers are already here....	6 lines
TOPIC	158.0	Something's blocking the stairway...
	158.7	`Fri Aug 12 1988 18:11`	Might this be the answer your looking for?	15 lines
TOPIC	159.0	What was THAT!?!?!
	159.4	`Tue Jul 19 1988 03:52`	DOOM --- Just say NO!! :-)	7 lines
TOPIC	163.0	I'm fuzzy on something?
	163.1	`Wed Aug 10 1988 13:28`	Is that enough of a hint?	5 lines

Conference atps::omegaa (VMS Omega is finally here!MEGA)

42 posts

TOPIC	6.0	How are you doing so far?
	6.32	`Fri Oct 21 1988 04:56`	I LOVE chaos storms!!!!	5 lines
TOPIC	9.0	VMS OMEGA ?
	9.4	`Fri Sep 30 1988 02:54`	I should shut-up while I'm ahead....	16 lines
TOPIC	10.0	Show me yours (strategy) and I'll show you mine
	10.8	`Mon Oct 17 1988 21:34`	Starting to get into the game. ZZZZAAAAPPPP!!! :-)	11 lines
TOPIC	12.0	Help for Novices
	12.24	`Wed Oct 19 1988 18:08`		12 lines
	12.26	`Wed Oct 26 1988 18:56`	Breaking and entering, easy as 1, 2, 3....	4 lines
TOPIC	14.0	Jewels
	14.6	`Wed Oct 26 1988 19:00`	Did you want to sell some things?	7 lines
TOPIC	18.0	Strange objects
	18.7	`Wed Oct 19 1988 05:23`	FWIW -- I hope someone finds this useful.	10 lines
	18.11	`Tue Nov 08 1988 10:41`	Exchanging knowledge with you other Omega junkies. ;-)	9 lines
TOPIC	21.0	Questions on Spells...
	21.4	`Thu Oct 20 1988 17:32`	RE: 21.3 -- Maybe you can.....	5 lines
TOPIC	24.0	VMS OMEGA is here!
	24.6	`Sun Nov 06 1988 05:30`	Just returning the favor for those that helped me... :-)	11 lines
TOPIC	25.0	VMS OMEGA bugs
	25.1	`Fri Oct 14 1988 19:47`	Are these bugs of features?	5 lines
	25.4	`Sat Oct 15 1988 03:26`	I am right in naming the save file .omegarc? Right?	11 lines
	25.9	`Mon Oct 17 1988 16:27`	I like the game, but I can't save!!! Arrrggg!	6 lines
	25.12	`Mon Oct 17 1988 21:17`	Still looking to restore my game....	7 lines
	25.18	`Wed Oct 19 1988 17:41`	<grovel, grovel> please tell me how to restore!	5 lines
	25.23	`Sun Oct 23 1988 21:41`	I just want credit for what I've done....	11 lines
TOPIC	26.0	The Regal Goblin Skull
	26.1	`Thu Oct 20 1988 17:26`		3 lines
	26.4	`Fri Oct 21 1988 16:26`	Know thy self..... (Do you really know what you look like?)	3 lines
TOPIC	28.0	`Thu Oct 20 1988 22:37`	Those *@!%^$#& traps!!!	8 lines
	28.2	`Fri Oct 21 1988 01:58`	I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!!!	5 lines
TOPIC	29.0	How to mount a horse??
	29.1	`Fri Oct 21 1988 18:40`	Now you're equitating!	4 lines
TOPIC	30.0	Potions...
	30.1	`Fri Oct 21 1988 21:37`	Isn't speed illegal??? :-)	3 lines
TOPIC	31.0	Spells...
	31.1	`Fri Oct 21 1988 21:44`	Ala peanut-butter sandwhiches! :-) :-)	14 lines
TOPIC	32.0	`Sun Oct 23 1988 21:29`	The Adept's Challenge	8 lines
	32.2	`Mon Oct 24 1988 17:20`	I'm half way there, I think....	7 lines
	32.4	`Mon Oct 24 1988 21:25`	I wanna be Adept at something. :-)	11 lines
	32.6	`Wed Oct 26 1988 18:03`	* Omegan Adept *	7 lines
	32.7	`Fri Oct 28 1988 09:36`	Just a little misguided.... :-)	5 lines
TOPIC	34.0	How do I become Chaotic??
	34.1	`Mon Oct 24 1988 18:49`	Your mileage may vary... :-)	18 lines
TOPIC	37.0	Have I got a quest for you...
	37.2	`Fri Oct 28 1988 07:17`	INPUT!!! MORE INPUT!!!	4 lines
	37.5	`Fri Oct 28 1988 09:03`	I think that High Magick is the same thing as Wishing	13 lines
	37.9	`Wed Nov 16 1988 10:32`	Wish I may, wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight!	9 lines
TOPIC	39.0	Scythe of Death
	39.5	`Wed Nov 02 1988 17:30`	Does this help?	7 lines
TOPIC	40.0	`Wed Nov 02 1988 17:33`	Omega cheatsheet?	3 lines
	40.2	`Thu Nov 03 1988 03:07`	I need some help.	8 lines
	40.5	`Thu Nov 03 1988 03:12`	Sorry about that.	3 lines
TOPIC	41.0	The Critical QUESTion
	41.1	`Wed Nov 02 1988 20:09`		28 lines
TOPIC	43.0	No way to wear a HELM???
	43.1	`Fri Nov 04 1988 00:18`	I think you've got a Helm of Teleportation...	3 lines
TOPIC	44.0	The Last Quest
	44.2	`Sat Nov 05 1988 05:37`	You seem to have total knowledge of magic.	8 lines
TOPIC	47.0	ID??
	47.1	`Mon Nov 07 1988 01:34`	And don't forget scrolls of identify too.	11 lines
	47.3	`Tue Nov 08 1988 04:27`	Clear as mud, right? :-)	9 lines
TOPIC	49.0	Questions from a neophyte
	49.4	`Tue Nov 08 1988 04:21`	How to survive the big bad wilderness.	5 lines

Conference csse::coinop (Living in an Arcade!)

3 posts

TOPIC	129.0	GAUNTLET :THE 24HR GAME
	129.5	`Tue Sep 13 1988 09:12`	Be vewy, vewy quite, I'm hunting demons!	15 lines
	129.7	`Wed Sep 21 1988 18:26`	115 is my limit, I think....	5 lines
	129.9	`Fri Sep 23 1988 00:11`		13 lines

Conference dypss1::brain_bogglers (Brain Bogglers)

6 posts

TOPIC	261.0	One man dead, another holding two items...
	261.1	`Sat Jan 16 1988 18:34`		7 lines
TOPIC	263.0	The OFFICIAL Bye Joe Topic
	263.5	`Fri Jan 15 1988 01:14`	Happy trails to you, until we meet again...	6 lines
TOPIC	291.0	Bear Neccessities!
	291.1	`Wed Feb 17 1988 06:20`	Answer one anyway.	8 lines
TOPIC	352.0	golfer dies on 13th green
	352.1	`Thu Apr 07 1988 15:36`	Is this an easy one?	4 lines
TOPIC	504.0	Another Al Gebra story!
	504.1	`Thu Sep 01 1988 05:28`	Is this the correct solution? Do I win a prise? :-)	5 lines
TOPIC	617.0	Decode this word "fohoys;"
	617.1	`Tue Nov 15 1988 07:05`	And now, this week's episode of The Liars Club? ;-)	3 lines

Conference 7.286::frp (* FRP *)

7 posts

TOPIC	170.0	BattleTech Is taking over AD&D!!!
	170.4	`Sat Feb 13 1988 04:49`	How about...	5 lines
TOPIC	311.0	Illusions - Do you Ba lave !!!!
	311.18	`Tue Feb 16 1988 22:17`		46 lines
	311.22	`Wed Feb 17 1988 09:52`		47 lines
TOPIC	361.0	OnLine Adventuring!(The new craze in Ca.)
	361.14	`Tue Aug 09 1988 13:32`	Please count me in too!	4 lines
TOPIC	399.0	Help in Fighting a Mad Druid
	399.27	`Sun Nov 13 1988 18:38`	Sounds like your DM screwed-up, IMHO.	5 lines
TOPIC	402.0	PALADINS AND CAVILIERS
	402.11	`Fri Nov 11 1988 23:04`	Good doesn't mean stupid.	15 lines
TOPIC	407.0	Go out and get me a time elemental!
	407.7	`Wed Nov 16 1988 10:56`	Or how about a quest for a bottle.... ;-)	15 lines

Conference 7.286::philosophy (Philosophy)

2 posts

TOPIC	119.0	Impact of emotions
	119.5	`Wed Feb 03 1988 19:45`	Just a thought...	9 lines
TOPIC	153.0	why do we enjoy fighting?
	153.2	`Mon May 16 1988 17:31`	It's probibly just a 'harmless' outlet for hostility	1 lines

Conference foo::adventure (New Adventure)

11 posts

TOPIC	3.0	New Adventure Field Test
	3.2	`Fri May 13 1988 01:50`	I wanna play too!	3 lines
TOPIC	6.0	`Wed May 18 1988 16:54`	Endgame(?) help wanted.	6 lines
TOPIC	18.0	`Wed Aug 03 1988 07:52`	Am I getting paranoid?	10 lines
	18.1	`Wed Aug 03 1988 08:22`	My mistake.	3 lines
	18.3	`Wed Aug 03 1988 12:12`	The axe just wasn't hitting him.	5 lines
	18.6	`Thu Aug 04 1988 11:19`	More features!!!	10 lines
TOPIC	101.0	quick change
	101.10	`Fri Sep 02 1988 01:19`	And you thought this version was hard!	5 lines
TOPIC	104.0	Your vote counts!
	104.2	`Tue Aug 30 1988 03:17`		4 lines
TOPIC	105.0	`Tue Aug 30 1988 03:25`	Looking for the right words....	2 lines
	105.3	`Sun Sep 04 1988 22:02`	Tounge tied.	8 lines
TOPIC	137.0	I still want the sword....Tug
	137.3	`Sun Sep 18 1988 19:32`	Pizzas for everybody...	14 lines

Conference select::trivia (Triviality is its own reward)

1 posts

TOPIC	3172.0	XANTH trivia
	3172.29	`Wed Jan 13 1988 23:34`	Do I win a prize?	2 lines

Conference hydra::dejavu (Psychic Phenomena)

6 posts

TOPIC	619.0	PROPHECIES OF DEJAVU NOTERS
	619.29	`Tue Jan 26 1988 01:26`	Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty...	10 lines
	619.31	`Thu Jan 28 1988 17:21`	Uh oh...	2 lines
	619.33	`Fri Jan 29 1988 01:45`	A pizza to go anyone?	9 lines
	619.36	`Thu Feb 04 1988 13:29`	I want my AN_CHO_VY!! (Some people just don't get it.)	12 lines
TOPIC	733.0	Channeling
	733.10	`Thu May 12 1988 19:04`	Lunch anyone??? :-)	3 lines
TOPIC	741.0	Warning: Hazardous to Your Health
	741.4	`Thu May 19 1988 13:34`		10 lines

Conference noted::sf (Arcana Caelestia)

4 posts

TOPIC	543.0	Rings of the Master -- Jack Chalker
	543.14	`Wed Jan 13 1988 19:42`		7 lines
	543.17	`Tue Jan 26 1988 01:56`		6 lines
TOPIC	662.0	Full Spectrum
	662.2	`Wed Aug 03 1988 08:06`	May this be just a first, keep up the good work!	3 lines
TOPIC	684.0	War of the Worlds--a sequel
	684.16	`Wed Oct 12 1988 19:33`	Oh, THOSE Martians.... :-)	5 lines

Conference thebay::joyoflex (The Joy of Lex)

200 posts

TOPIC	118.0	OXYMORONS, Anyone?
	118.53	`Sat Aug 13 1988 04:08`	Is this a new one?	2 lines
TOPIC	396.0	Word association-football
	396.1593	`Tue Jan 12 1988 07:35`	Twisted Sister => Iron Maiden	1 lines
	396.1616	`Tue Jan 12 1988 20:34`	come home => To Jamaica	1 lines
	396.1619	`Tue Jan 12 1988 21:03`	VooDoo => Hypnosis	1 lines
	396.1642	`Wed Jan 13 1988 19:11`	KP Duty => MP Duty	1 lines
	396.1647	`Wed Jan 13 1988 20:19`	gee, I'm a tree! => No, GTE!	1 lines
	396.1653	`Wed Jan 13 1988 22:02`	rentals => no sales	0 lines
	396.1673	`Thu Jan 14 1988 19:38`	Moody Blues => (K)Nights in White Satin	1 lines
	396.1678	`Thu Jan 14 1988 20:38`	Yogi Bear => BooBoo Bear?	1 lines
	396.1685	`Thu Jan 14 1988 22:26`	Australian Biplane => American Sellplane	0 lines
	396.1689	`Fri Jan 15 1988 00:53`	Camptown Races => Five miles long	1 lines
	396.1692	`Fri Jan 15 1988 02:23`	moola, moola => Howard Hughes	1 lines
	396.1694	`Fri Jan 15 1988 03:19`	The Spruce Goose => a real lemon?	1 lines
	396.1720	`Fri Jan 15 1988 17:58`	Mister => Mr. and Mrs.	0 lines
	396.1731	`Fri Jan 15 1988 20:53`	beach bum => surfer dude	2 lines
	396.1736	`Fri Jan 15 1988 22:44`	lush and mush => old refrigerator food?	1 lines
	396.1742	`Sat Jan 16 1988 02:24`	Gruesome Twosome => The Two-Headed Space Thing From Outer-Space	1 lines
	396.1745	`Sat Jan 16 1988 06:13`	upset stomach => Tobin food?	1 lines
	396.1753	`Mon Jan 18 1988 04:33`	cats waltz => Swan Lake	1 lines
	396.1773	`Mon Jan 18 1988 18:29`	plaything => cat and mouse	1 lines
	396.1776	`Mon Jan 18 1988 18:57`	after glow :-) => World War III :-(	1 lines
	396.1816	`Tue Jan 19 1988 20:54`	Bartles and James => Thank you for your support	0 lines
	396.1822	`Tue Jan 19 1988 22:45`	Him a Goose => Me Tarzan, you Jane	0 lines
	396.1842	`Wed Jan 20 1988 18:44`	Delta => Frill-free flying	1 lines
	396.1850	`Thu Jan 21 1988 03:52`	Aaaashhccooo! => Bless you.	1 lines
	396.1852	`Thu Jan 21 1988 06:08`	My sisters and brothers => Fathers and Mother Superiors	1 lines
	396.1925	`Tue Jan 26 1988 07:37`	and take => and steal	1 lines
	396.1949	`Tue Jan 26 1988 23:03`	John Hancock => signature	1 lines
	396.1955	`Wed Jan 27 1988 00:39`	lock-9 the K-8 => I'm not as think as you stoned I am	1 lines
	396.1957	`Wed Jan 27 1988 02:08`	I think, therefore I spam => I know hell is hot, but is it humid?	2 lines
	396.1961	`Wed Jan 27 1988 06:16`	Jack Frost Nipping At Your... => Wink, wink nudge nudge.	8 lines
	396.1994	`Wed Jan 27 1988 23:33`	disco valante' => better dead than disco?	1 lines
	396.1998	`Thu Jan 28 1988 03:50`	Pizza the Hutt => Wookie Monster	1 lines
	396.1999	`Thu Jan 28 1988 03:51`	Wookie Monster => Hardware Wars	2 lines
	396.2029	`Thu Jan 28 1988 22:35`	Yoo-hoo! => Class... class.... WAKE UP!!!	1 lines
	396.2031	`Thu Jan 28 1988 23:09`	Young man, now give me that knife => Ok Sister Mary Elephant.	1 lines
	396.2034	`Fri Jan 29 1988 00:29`	the Alamo => The Basement...	1 lines
	396.2036	`Fri Jan 29 1988 05:47`	I meant to do that => Pee Wee's Play House	2 lines
	396.2085	`Mon Feb 01 1988 23:44`	flies on the ceiling => pigs on the wing	1 lines
	396.2108	`Wed Feb 03 1988 00:30`	cars for sale => Used car salesmen	1 lines
	396.2110	`Wed Feb 03 1988 06:55`	IBM salesmen => blasphemy ;-)	1 lines
	396.2114	`Wed Feb 03 1988 12:35`	Charles in the bathroom => Prince Albert in a can...	1 lines
	396.2131	`Thu Feb 04 1988 01:47`	aroused male with speech impediment => Alfred E. Newman	1 lines
	396.2137	`Thu Feb 04 1988 15:44`	Open says me! => Abra cadabbra!!! poof	1 lines
	396.2140	`Thu Feb 04 1988 16:06`	black cauldron => a coven of witches	7 lines
	396.2228	`Fri Feb 12 1988 15:10`	Random Scrabble => Deep Thought	1 lines
	396.2336	`Fri Feb 26 1988 22:30`	You Want It WHEN? => Don't worry, it's on back order.	1 lines
	396.2347	`Mon Feb 29 1988 13:07`	Cold rolled => Alaskan joints?	1 lines
	396.2524	`Mon Mar 21 1988 12:51`	Yes, for given => No, for taken	1 lines
	396.2566	`Thu Mar 24 1988 12:56`	Peabody => The butler did it.	4 lines
	396.2581	`Fri Mar 25 1988 15:08`	and go seek => And Ye shall find	1 lines
	396.2600	`Tue Mar 29 1988 13:11`	planned => parenthood	1 lines
	396.2614	`Wed Mar 30 1988 17:52`	bandage => Bandages, we don't need no stinking bandages	1 lines
	396.2679	`Thu Apr 07 1988 21:44`	Snow White & 7 dwarves => The 3 Little Pigs	1 lines
	396.2717	`Wed Apr 13 1988 04:25`	Even more rabbits => Cotton balls....	1 lines
	396.2895	`Fri Apr 29 1988 02:28`	umbrellas => rain coats	1 lines
	396.2911	`Sat Apr 30 1988 04:57`	nerd's pie => quiche	3 lines
	396.2921	`Mon May 02 1988 08:19`	Neo Politans => Neo Anderthals	1 lines
	396.2987	`Fri May 06 1988 17:10`	"get lost, creep!" => "What's your sign?"	3 lines
	396.3004	`Mon May 09 1988 12:27`	constrictor => underwear three sizes too small....	1 lines
	396.3034	`Wed May 11 1988 16:39`	The Highwayman => highway robbery	1 lines
	396.3066	`Thu May 12 1988 21:15`	Hare today, goon tomorrow => Hair today, bald tomorrow	1 lines
	396.3071	`Fri May 13 1988 08:06`	Electronics => No, elect someone else!!!	1 lines
	396.3094	`Tue May 17 1988 14:52`	Badeeb, badeeb dats all folks! => What's up Doc?	1 lines
	396.3114	`Thu May 19 1988 15:49`	pick your own => nose?	1 lines
	396.3123	`Thu May 19 1988 19:55`	met a car, it was curtains => run over by a drapery van?	1 lines
	396.3127	`Fri May 20 1988 02:17`	Atchafalaya => Mumbo jumbo	1 lines
	396.3135	`Fri May 20 1988 16:31`	fair haired => unfair bald	1 lines
	396.3141	`Fri May 20 1988 18:38`	Zodiac => Sagittarius	1 lines
	396.3174	`Tue May 24 1988 01:58`	Howard Hughes => Howard the Duck	1 lines
	396.3187	`Wed May 25 1988 00:40`	they can keep it => they can castle it too	1 lines
	396.3273	`Fri Jun 03 1988 06:57`	full goofball => foosball	1 lines
	396.3305	`Mon Jun 06 1988 02:33`	flashers => slashers	1 lines
	396.3329	`Tue Jun 07 1988 11:06`	John Lennon => Groucho Marx	3 lines
	396.3347	`Wed Jun 08 1988 09:41`	The House that Jack Built => 10 pence to mend me shed	1 lines
	396.3413	`Tue Jun 14 1988 20:09`	but sometimes I estimate => and sometimes I just plain guess	1 lines
	396.3440	`Thu Jun 16 1988 09:50`	ice bag => ice cube	1 lines
	396.3509	`Thu Jun 23 1988 05:53`	Saterday morning car wash => Saterday evening rain fall	1 lines
	396.3512	`Thu Jun 23 1988 14:43`	void insurance => space protection	1 lines
	396.3549	`Sun Jun 26 1988 16:02`	hickUP! => putdown	1 lines
	396.3567	`Tue Jun 28 1988 14:34`	Fit like? => size 9 1/2	1 lines
	396.3575	`Tue Jun 28 1988 19:58`	Pig in a Blanket => S**t on a Shingle	1 lines
	396.3622	`Fri Jul 01 1988 19:11`	butterfly => light breakfast?	1 lines
	396.3855	`Tue Jul 19 1988 09:45`	kazoo => bless you :-)	1 lines
	396.4067	`Wed Aug 03 1988 13:54`	seperate ways => I'll take the high road....	1 lines
	396.4106	`Thu Aug 04 1988 15:22`	das is => What's all this then?	1 lines
	396.4109	`Thu Aug 04 1988 17:23`	Word association - football => word association - baseball	3 lines
	396.4124	`Thu Aug 04 1988 20:46`	the boy stood on the burning deck => The Brothers Grim	2 lines
	396.4128	`Thu Aug 04 1988 21:05`	Anderson/Sisters Sweet => Mother Goose	1 lines
	396.4135	`Thu Aug 04 1988 22:35`	Tom Baker => The Tardis	1 lines
	396.4175	`Fri Aug 05 1988 23:08`	music that's less filling => Music-Light (tm) :-)	1 lines
	396.4180	`Sat Aug 06 1988 21:17`	evolution => evolutionary	1 lines
	396.4187	`Mon Aug 08 1988 02:16`	to erehwon => from here to there	1 lines
	396.4243	`Wed Aug 10 1988 02:58`	bathroom => restroom	1 lines
	396.4248	`Wed Aug 10 1988 05:23`	heaven => hell	1 lines
	396.4262	`Wed Aug 10 1988 19:20`	by the barrel => by the book	1 lines
	396.4290	`Thu Aug 11 1988 21:28`	Serf under Lord => surf on the board/Hang ten!	3 lines
	396.4305	`Fri Aug 12 1988 02:08`	exclusive clubs => all purpose clubs	1 lines
	396.4309	`Fri Aug 12 1988 04:51`	a million dollars => The Six Million Dollar Man	1 lines
	396.4316	`Fri Aug 12 1988 06:59`	write it down => I will, as soon as I learn how to read...	1 lines
	396.4341	`Fri Aug 12 1988 20:14`	nickel and dime => me to death	1 lines
	396.4354	`Sat Aug 13 1988 02:54`	Captured beasties => The Zoo	1 lines
	396.4441	`Thu Aug 18 1988 02:30`	Guy wires => Girl wires	1 lines
	396.4483	`Sat Aug 20 1988 00:13`	Greeks bearing tips => Censored?	1 lines
	396.4494	`Mon Aug 22 1988 02:46`	Overeaten => overbite	1 lines
	396.4498	`Mon Aug 22 1988 07:49`	longboat => longstring	1 lines
	396.4518	`Tue Aug 23 1988 01:08`	lions and tigers and bears => Oh my!	1 lines
	396.4600	`Fri Aug 26 1988 00:45`	Box! => shoe	1 lines
	396.4607	`Fri Aug 26 1988 11:32`	Motor mouth => 250 horse power lips?	1 lines
	396.4625	`Sun Aug 28 1988 00:11`	no hope => Armageddon	1 lines
	396.4631	`Mon Aug 29 1988 03:16`	Death by water => Murder By Death	1 lines
	396.4637	`Mon Aug 29 1988 09:55`	Aloe gel => plant blood	1 lines
	396.4639	`Mon Aug 29 1988 12:07`	Sap => Chump	1 lines
	396.4652	`Mon Aug 29 1988 23:11`	Gal antler => The Royal Order of Waterbuffulo	1 lines
	396.4655	`Tue Aug 30 1988 02:54`	K.O. => The Kipper Kids	3 lines
	396.4657	`Tue Aug 30 1988 07:24`	fishy offspring => Boom-boom, ditum datum watum chew (sp?)	1 lines
	396.4675	`Tue Aug 30 1988 23:38`	Oh, be QUIET! => I AM NOT SHOUTING, OK, SO I AM SHOUTING!!!	1 lines
	396.4680	`Wed Aug 31 1988 01:16`	Baseball diamond => The Hope Diamond	1 lines
	396.4683	`Wed Aug 31 1988 10:41`	Bob's boat => Bob's Big Boy Restaurants	1 lines
	396.4706	`Thu Sep 01 1988 00:03`	Loose Lips Sink Ship => Only Three On A Match	1 lines
	396.4712	`Thu Sep 01 1988 07:24`	Grin and bare it! => Hey, this is a family conference!	1 lines
	396.4714	`Thu Sep 01 1988 09:14`	Huddle => Football	1 lines
	396.4716	`Thu Sep 01 1988 10:41`	Jessie => James	1 lines
	396.4731	`Fri Sep 02 1988 02:17`	lavender and lace => whips and chains	1 lines
	396.4736	`Fri Sep 02 1988 08:25`		5 lines
	396.4739	`Fri Sep 02 1988 10:36`	To squeal, or not to squeal => That's a good question!	1 lines
	396.4752	`Fri Sep 02 1988 23:42`	Never knew I could dance like this => The Candy Man Can	1 lines
	396.4754	`Sat Sep 03 1988 02:23`	And he mixes it with love => Powered rhino horn?	1 lines
	396.4757	`Sat Sep 03 1988 12:27`	Blackflies => Blackflag	5 lines
	396.4763	`Mon Sep 05 1988 03:40`	Noses uplifted => snorting rain?	4 lines
	396.4769	`Mon Sep 05 1988 08:29`	Strap => belt	1 lines
	396.4774	`Mon Sep 05 1988 23:56`	I'll never tell! => Kiss and not tell.	1 lines
	396.4780	`Tue Sep 06 1988 11:26`	$1.35/hour => Teacher's pay	1 lines
	396.4784	`Tue Sep 06 1988 14:28`	17-Nov-1858 => 06-Sep-1988	1 lines
	396.4885	`Sun Sep 11 1988 04:09`	and HELL => and purgatory	1 lines
	396.4889	`Mon Sep 12 1988 00:46`	stunt => Evil Kinevil (sp?)	0 lines
	396.4894	`Mon Sep 12 1988 12:43`	Dick und Doof => Marx and Lennon	3 lines
	396.4915	`Tue Sep 13 1988 04:13`	Thanksgiving Day dinner => turkey sandwichs for 3 months	1 lines
	396.4921	`Tue Sep 13 1988 14:54`	siew again => Not again!	1 lines
	396.4943	`Wed Sep 14 1988 03:36`	BY Appointment => party chashing	1 lines
	396.5040	`Sat Sep 17 1988 14:46`	HEY ABaaahhht!?!? => Hey, Ralphy boy!!!	1 lines
	396.5049	`Mon Sep 19 1988 12:30`	George Bernard Shaw => The Shaw (sp?) of Iran	1 lines
	396.5094	`Tue Sep 20 1988 22:48`	Eyed <= pie	1 lines
	396.5202	`Mon Sep 26 1988 08:33`	Trash => Suicide	3 lines
	396.5233	`Wed Sep 28 1988 08:49`	Dirty water => try flushing....	1 lines
	396.5252	`Wed Sep 28 1988 22:35`	three more =< tee many martoonis	1 lines
	396.5259	`Thu Sep 29 1988 02:18`	half dozen => half gross	1 lines
	396.5274	`Fri Sep 30 1988 02:33`	Johnny Angel => Fred Demon	4 lines
	396.5299	`Fri Sep 30 1988 22:01`	weigh down to the sea in ships => Popeye the Sailor	1 lines
	396.5307	`Sun Oct 02 1988 03:38`	Advice to pregnant women => a little late, don't you think? :-)	1 lines
	396.5310	`Sun Oct 02 1988 21:15`	opporknockity tunes once! => I'm not as think as you stoned I am!	1 lines
	396.5323	`Tue Oct 04 1988 00:48`	Gesundheit! <= How do you say s**t in german? :-)	1 lines
	396.5340	`Wed Oct 05 1988 12:28`	Douglas Adams => what is nine times six?	1 lines
	396.5391	`Fri Oct 07 1988 01:18`	Rocky => Bullwinkle	1 lines
	396.5394	`Fri Oct 07 1988 06:18`	spitoon => pa-too --- ting!	1 lines
	396.5420	`Mon Oct 10 1988 07:56`	gonna wash.... => You've got dandruff? The wedding is off!!!	1 lines
	396.5439	`Tue Oct 11 1988 00:25`	Golden metric => Au kilo	1 lines
	396.5445	`Tue Oct 11 1988 04:27`	and my .txt and my .lst => I give you my .exe too	1 lines
	396.5460	`Tue Oct 11 1988 22:03`	'armless my foot => Blind Mellon Chitlin	3 lines
	396.5464	`Wed Oct 12 1988 07:50`	Nightmare on Elm Street => part I, II, III, IV, etc., ad nauseam	1 lines
	396.5483	`Wed Oct 12 1988 21:49`	feather boa constrictor => Monty the Python	1 lines
	396.5488	`Thu Oct 13 1988 07:26`	Ha, Ha, Bork => Insipid goatee	1 lines
	396.5513	`Fri Oct 14 1988 03:15`	Grass skiing => drug induced sports?	1 lines
	396.5517	`Fri Oct 14 1988 15:33`	Benefit for Oids => For the Benefit of Mr Kite	1 lines
	396.5588	`Thu Oct 20 1988 23:57`	invisible ink => can you see what I said?	1 lines
	396.5608	`Sun Oct 23 1988 01:15`	c'est frommage => WHICH WAY TO THE HOTEL???	3 lines
	396.5668	`Thu Oct 27 1988 05:03`	That's frack to bunt => Bass ackwards	1 lines
	396.5775	`Wed Nov 02 1988 05:06`	Gallic 'features' => That's not a bug....	1 lines
	396.5778	`Wed Nov 02 1988 11:49`	Le Beetle => Das Roach	1 lines
	396.5818	`Fri Nov 04 1988 05:45`	Morris the Cat => Felix the Cat	1 lines
	396.5823	`Fri Nov 04 1988 14:21`	falling prohibited => cement poisoning/deceleration trama?	1 lines
	396.5839	`Sun Nov 06 1988 02:45`	Disney's plausible impossibility => Cartoon physics	9 lines
	396.5873	`Tue Nov 08 1988 16:19`	deadlock => I didn't even know he was sick	1 lines
	396.5903	`Wed Nov 09 1988 07:58`	parent abuse => drug abuse	1 lines
	396.6012	`Thu Nov 10 1988 16:38`	overloaded brain => KA-BOOM	5 lines
	396.6026	`Thu Nov 10 1988 19:27`	nuclear power => solar power	6 lines
	396.6028	`Thu Nov 10 1988 19:59`	electrolyte => No, Bud-lite!	1 lines
	396.6036	`Fri Nov 11 1988 03:16`	juke => Hey Juke	3 lines
	396.6042	`Fri Nov 11 1988 12:27`	wobble water => Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down	2 lines
	396.6046	`Fri Nov 11 1988 14:22`	lamb's tail => chicken's teeth	1 lines
	396.6050	`Fri Nov 11 1988 15:22`	scale mail => musical message	1 lines
	396.6054	`Fri Nov 11 1988 15:58`	abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz => qwertyuiop asdfghjkl zxcvbnm	1 lines
	396.6077	`Sat Nov 12 1988 05:16`	Drink, maids, and incorrect => and be merry, for tommorow we die	1 lines
	396.6080	`Sun Nov 13 1988 02:50`	Be happy!! => Do I have to?	1 lines
	396.6087	`Mon Nov 14 1988 00:42`	Diet of Worms => New fad diet?	1 lines
	396.6089	`Mon Nov 14 1988 13:41`	see-food diet => smell-food diet :-)	1 lines
	396.6092	`Mon Nov 14 1988 14:56`	eau de readers => I kant reed yoor replie! ;-)	4 lines
	396.6096	`Mon Nov 14 1988 15:26`	Risque Net => Stripper's garb => JoyOfSex	5 lines
	396.6117	`Tue Nov 15 1988 02:18`	Phone Home => After Hours	1 lines
	396.6124	`Tue Nov 15 1988 12:50`	Up in the roof => Santa Claus!!!	1 lines
	396.6126	`Tue Nov 15 1988 13:14`	Lumpy stockings! => Did you get a lump of coal again this year?	3 lines
	396.6139	`Tue Nov 15 1988 15:26`	male, heriff => me Riff Raff, you Magenter	1 lines
	396.6169	`Wed Nov 16 1988 08:36`	slop bucket => cafeteria food	1 lines
	396.6172	`Wed Nov 16 1988 13:04`	sense of honour => touch of colour	1 lines
	396.6174	`Wed Nov 16 1988 13:30`	green fingers => blue feelings	1 lines
	396.6186	`Wed Nov 16 1988 17:53`	justa got offa da boat => Was this trip really necessary?	1 lines
	396.6188	`Wed Nov 16 1988 18:23`	Business or pleasure? => It's been a business doing pleasure with you. :-)	1 lines
	396.6193	`Wed Nov 16 1988 21:13`	arrest => you're busted!	1 lines
	396.6312	`Tue Nov 22 1988 14:35`	flagging pride => Star Spangled Banner	1 lines
	396.6390	`Mon Nov 28 1988 15:48`	Father Time => Baby Boomer	1 lines

Conference ufp::vaxtrek (VAXtrek: A Starship Simulator)

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TOPIC	85.0	`Mon Feb 15 1988 08:52`	A question and a bug.	9 lines
TOPIC	99.0	`Wed Aug 10 1988 22:44`	VAXTrek Player Sign-In	13 lines

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