- A 200wpm trypist
- a definite swallow
- A friend in need...helps himself
- A particularly naughty Teddy Bear
- and does your Dad own a brewery?
- And the second word is 'off'
- Bah Humbug!
- Biding my time.....
- Brutus; Brutus, that you Brutus??
- but swallows *don't* spit
- By Jingo!
- CLOC, or 'Dickheads Anonymous'.
- From the horse's mouth actually.
- Goin' Fishin'
- I hate Harry the Affectionate
- I'm real sure; it's not an adverb
- I've got a hard 'fact'.
- In the Centre-Lane Owner's club yet?
- Inside Lane = *overtaking only*
- It's what friends are for...
- Just a little fluff-ball
- Just another statistic
- like a baby's arm
- Never trust a rat with a knife
- Not even a nibble
- Off to the vomitarium
- Ooh look! A snake in the grass!
- Park your Sabatier here
- Postman Pat is a sexist pig!
- Pull up a stool, said the fly.
- Quite simply, fulgent.
- Rap music is an oxymoron
- Raven on the wing
- RIP, Stevie Ray....
- Saddam H, a legend in his own mind
- Strangely thirsty today...
- The boys done prestidigitatious
- The Dee's Bees.
- The human pincushion
- They're my eggs, and my basket.
- thoroughly bestuck
- Tigers go WOOF!!
- What hangover?
- Who is Laura Norder?
- With a capital 'F'
- Without so much as a by-your-leave...
- Woof?
- WYSIWYG
- Yes, yes, I *do* remember happy
- You might as well twist it too.
TOPIC | 17.0 | Tyres |
| 17.182 | Thu Sep 06 1990 18:05 | NCTs withdrawn? | 6 lines |
TOPIC | 173.0 | Women drivers - don'cha love 'em? |
| 173.49 | Wed Apr 17 1991 10:52 | To most women, driving is a *chore* | 31 lines |
TOPIC | 223.0 | The small questions note |
| 223.229 | Tue Feb 26 1991 15:33 | Omega pistons. | 4 lines |
| 223.231 | Tue Feb 26 1991 16:01 | :^( | 14 lines |
| 223.232 | Tue Feb 26 1991 18:58 | Janspeed, or a supplier | 3 lines |
TOPIC | 251.0 | Roadworks on M25 |
| 251.11 | Tue Dec 04 1990 15:47 | Lane discipline? Don't make me laugh. | 7 lines |
TOPIC | 366.0 | kit cars |
| 366.560 | Tue Sep 11 1990 12:12 | No ride for the Captain now 8-( | 6 lines |
| 366.671 | Tue Dec 11 1990 11:21 | 18 psi on the Healey | 8 lines |
TOPIC | 576.0 | Driving & Racing kitcars |
| 576.316 | Mon Mar 11 1991 11:00 | | 3 lines |
TOPIC | 731.0 | 'Silly' Questions |
| 731.68 | Mon Feb 18 1991 12:03 | :^) | 12 lines |
| 731.128 | Thu Apr 18 1991 12:39 | FCC, Isle of Wight | 5 lines |
TOPIC | 837.0 | F1 Motor Racing 1990 |
| 837.979 | Thu Oct 11 1990 15:28 | | 3 lines |
TOPIC | 871.0 | The Best 2 Seater |
| 871.40 | Tue Sep 04 1990 18:33 | Don't ask what it cost.... | 14 lines |
| 871.45 | Wed Sep 05 1990 10:57 | G'day! | 14 lines |
| 871.48 | Wed Sep 05 1990 11:58 | Over to EF90.... | 12 lines |
| 871.56 | Wed Sep 05 1990 14:51 | Promise not to frighten me? | 17 lines |
TOPIC | 1026.0 | Van hire info needed |
| 1026.9 | Mon Mar 18 1991 10:19 | car trailer near Dec Park? | 9 lines |
| 1026.11 | Thu Mar 21 1991 14:57 | 19cwt, 967k | 14 lines |
| 1026.13 | Fri Mar 22 1991 10:16 | No real urgency | 5 lines |
TOPIC | 1262.0 | Mon Oct 22 1990 13:22 | Healey Frogeye | 61 lines |
| 1262.1 | Mon Oct 22 1990 13:24 | and wouldn't I like to race it... | 47 lines |
| 1262.5 | Mon Oct 22 1990 15:21 | some explanation | 51 lines |
| 1262.7 | Mon Oct 22 1990 18:14 | I'm not complaining... | 11 lines |
| 1262.13 | Tue Oct 23 1990 11:19 | I see... | 57 lines |
| 1262.15 | Mon Mar 11 1991 13:10 | Oh... woe is me... | 56 lines |
TOPIC | 1263.0 | Mon Oct 22 1990 15:28 | Sprites and Midgets. | 14 lines |
TOPIC | 1278.0 | LSD characteristics |
| 1278.15 | Fri Nov 02 1990 09:48 | Doesn't happen on mine. | 12 lines |
| 1278.26 | Mon Nov 05 1990 08:04 | Oils... | 16 lines |
TOPIC | 1284.0 | Brakes, Pads, Shoes, Drums and Discs |
| 1284.13 | Thu Nov 08 1990 07:20 | Try a different type of pad... | 8 lines |
TOPIC | 1336.0 | Help ! Nicked on the M4. |
| 1336.7 | Thu Jan 10 1991 13:40 | look smart, be apologetic. | 21 lines |
TOPIC | 1338.0 | war preparation |
| 1338.26 | Tue Jan 15 1991 14:20 | | 4 lines |
TOPIC | 1358.0 | The Offensive driving Note |
| 1358.68 | Tue Feb 26 1991 13:43 | An everyday occurence | 24 lines |
| 1358.79 | Tue Feb 26 1991 16:04 | | 16 lines |
TOPIC | 1361.0 | Through the Floor |
| 1361.4 | Mon Feb 18 1991 18:40 | Biased? Only a lot! | 7 lines |
TOPIC | 1362.0 | MORRIS MINOR ENTHUSIASTS? |
| 1362.4 | Tue Feb 19 1991 11:51 | Try these for a start. | 13 lines |
| 1362.10 | Tue Feb 26 1991 13:46 | | 6 lines |
TOPIC | 1393.0 | Car Alarms FOR Or AGAINST |
| 1393.15 | Wed Mar 20 1991 08:46 | I'd be heart-broken if it did get stolen. | 17 lines |
TOPIC | 1403.0 | HOW DOES THE 405 RATE NOW. |
| 1403.15 | Tue Apr 02 1991 15:09 | | 4 lines |
TOPIC | 2.0 | EF91 Forum |
| 2.3 | Wed Jan 09 1991 09:03 | | 9 lines |
TOPIC | 3.0 | Sign in here... |
| 3.15 | Fri Jan 04 1991 12:57 | | 3 lines |
TOPIC | 10.0 | Unanswered/unanswerable questions |
| 10.46 | Tue Mar 05 1991 13:18 | | 7 lines |
| 10.48 | Tue Mar 05 1991 16:31 | Castles in the astral plane | 9 lines |
TOPIC | 21.0 | The animal lover's note |
| 21.80 | Mon Feb 04 1991 09:03 | | 35 lines |
| 21.89 | Thu Feb 07 1991 16:18 | | 32 lines |
TOPIC | 36.0 | You are under arrest for looking Arabic |
| 36.5 | Tue Jan 29 1991 11:17 | | 3 lines |
TOPIC | 37.0 | toys that promote violence |
| 37.16 | Wed Jan 30 1991 14:14 | Pass me another pine-cone | 42 lines |
| 37.28 | Thu Jan 31 1991 09:20 | | 5 lines |
TOPIC | 38.0 | Rough Justice? |
| 38.84 | Wed Feb 13 1991 16:40 | | 7 lines |
TOPIC | 39.0 | Censorship |
| 39.3 | Mon Feb 04 1991 14:34 | | 12 lines |
TOPIC | 43.0 | Predict the future and win fame... (at least in here) |
| 43.4 | Wed Feb 20 1991 09:13 | Been there, done that! | 9 lines |
TOPIC | 44.0 | WORLD TIME CHART ..(Courtesy of VAXCAT::FRIENDS) |
| 44.7 | Mon Mar 04 1991 12:43 | | 5 lines |
TOPIC | 47.0 | Ribble Valley Byelection |
| 47.34 | Mon Mar 11 1991 09:37 | The case against PR | 5 lines |
| 47.39 | Mon Mar 11 1991 11:56 | And in NL the age of consent is 14... | 41 lines |
| 47.43 | Mon Mar 11 1991 13:21 | self doubt! That's a good one! | 17 lines |
TOPIC | 57.0 | JUVENILE CRIMES |
| 57.1 | Wed Mar 20 1991 13:51 | EDP - Train-spotter of the year | 5 lines |
| 57.3 | Wed Mar 20 1991 14:25 | The pinkos were incensed!! | 11 lines |
TOPIC | 50.0 | Gateway to ICI in UK |
| 50.3 | Thu Feb 14 1991 10:40 | Why don't you phone and ask? | 16 lines |
TOPIC | 60.0 | English spelling revision proposal |
| 60.3 | Thu Feb 21 1991 17:26 | Tosh! | 26 lines |
TOPIC | 62.0 | To whom do I complain? |
| 62.4 | Mon Feb 25 1991 14:36 | | 4 lines |
TOPIC | 66.0 | Money and GB |
| 66.15 | Thu Feb 28 1991 16:30 | | 4 lines |
TOPIC | 69.0 | Say election and duck. |
| 69.28 | Mon Mar 11 1991 08:51 | I remember | 5 lines |
| 69.33 | Tue Mar 12 1991 10:37 | I claim my 5 pounds | 5 lines |
TOPIC | 73.0 | 1992 |
| 73.4 | Mon Mar 11 1991 08:56 | | 5 lines |
TOPIC | 79.0 | Speculate on after the community charge! |
| 79.63 | Thu Mar 21 1991 10:46 | | 5 lines |
TOPIC | 80.0 | Alternatives to Community Charge |
| 80.29 | Mon Mar 18 1991 13:36 | Hogwash = kitchen refuse or pig-swill. | 35 lines |
| 80.37 | Tue Mar 19 1991 14:43 | | 27 lines |
| 80.39 | Tue Mar 19 1991 15:06 | <faint> | 1 lines |
| 80.45 | Tue Mar 19 1991 17:20 | Not me Guv. | 5 lines |
| 80.51 | Wed Mar 20 1991 13:16 | stone dead | 3 lines |
| 80.59 | Thu Mar 21 1991 08:56 | Unless you're Elvis Presley | 21 lines |
TOPIC | 84.0 | * SAVING BONDS * |
| 84.3 | Thu Mar 21 1991 10:47 | It's because they hate me... | 3 lines |
TOPIC | 88.0 | Are there any Romanies about? |
| 88.14 | Mon Apr 15 1991 17:00 | Oh happy days... | 3 lines |
TOPIC | 94.0 | The very fat man who waters the workers' beer |
| 94.4 | Mon Apr 15 1991 17:10 | | 1 lines |
TOPIC | 98.0 | what is the radio station on 558KHz on MW these days? |
| 98.1 | Mon Apr 22 1991 16:31 | Gawd knows... | 5 lines |
TOPIC | 99.0 | Insurance |
| 99.1 | Tue Apr 23 1991 19:49 | Buy it for a quid, sell it back for same | 3 lines |