TOPIC | 4.0 | Annoying phrases... |
| 4.192 | Tue Aug 23 1988 16:49 | | 4 lines |
| 4.200 | Tue Oct 11 1988 15:55 | which remindeth me | 11 lines |
| 4.207 | Thu Oct 13 1988 12:29 | who needs a smiley anyway | 4 lines |
TOPIC | 10.0 | Misspelled abreviations, etc. |
| 10.22 | Wed Jan 04 1989 13:23 | who needs books ? | 9 lines |
TOPIC | 28.0 | Interesting Signs.. |
| 28.183 | Thu Aug 25 1988 18:17 | welcome back | 14 lines |
TOPIC | 33.0 | Mixed Metaphors |
| 33.68 | Tue Nov 08 1988 09:57 | | 6 lines |
TOPIC | 396.0 | Word association-football |
| 396.4529 | Tue Aug 23 1988 16:43 | down by the sea ... -=> feathers on the beach | 1 lines |
| 396.4535 | Tue Aug 23 1988 18:48 | Blow-out-house -=> Dynamite the khazi | 2 lines |
| 396.4555 | Wed Aug 24 1988 10:11 | the songs of Wings -=> Mulled of Candour | 1 lines |
| 396.4585 | Thu Aug 25 1988 10:11 | Momma Cow -=> Baby Bear | 2 lines |
| 396.4592 | Thu Aug 25 1988 18:06 | Do not open until December 25th -=> The Bible | 4 lines |
| 396.4608 | Fri Aug 26 1988 12:34 | 250 horse power lips -=> blow me ! | 4 lines |
| 396.4610 | Fri Aug 26 1988 14:02 | Puff the Magic Dragon -=> Jackie Paper | 1 lines |
| 396.4615 | Fri Aug 26 1988 19:01 | Peter Paul Almod Joy -=> Bob & Carol , Ted & Alice | 2 lines |
| 396.4638 | Mon Aug 29 1988 10:00 | plant blood -=> Sap | 1 lines |
| 396.4643 | Mon Aug 29 1988 18:15 | No politics here! -=> Sport ? | 4 lines |
| 396.4645 | Mon Aug 29 1988 19:02 | Give religion a try! -=> Religion 4 points ... | 5 lines |
| 396.4658 | Tue Aug 30 1988 10:07 | Boom-boom,ditum datum watum chew -=> Eurovision song | 1 lines |
| 396.4666 | Tue Aug 30 1988 19:18 | The Amazing Randi -=> Crawford | 1 lines |
| 396.4684 | Wed Aug 31 1988 11:27 | Bob's Big Boy Restaurants -=> Obesity grows on you | 1 lines |
| 396.4691 | Wed Aug 31 1988 18:42 | what goes around , comes around -=> your round , mines a pint | 2 lines |
| 396.4717 | Thu Sep 01 1988 12:23 | James -=> Joyce | 1 lines |
| 396.4726 | Thu Sep 01 1988 17:29 | let him shoot himself -=> Gary Gilmour | 2 lines |
| 396.4782 | Tue Sep 06 1988 12:56 | Teacher's pet -=> but not on the first date | 1 lines |
| 396.4830 | Thu Sep 08 1988 13:34 | Helen Joy (like most women ; -=> has a woman's name | 3 lines |
| 396.4840 | Thu Sep 08 1988 17:43 | crater -=> beer | 3 lines |
| 396.4864 | Fri Sep 09 1988 15:40 | Bob's Tea -=> My balls | 3 lines |
| 396.4874 | Fri Sep 09 1988 20:31 | infra-red burglar alarm -=> infra-red burger grill | 1 lines |
| 396.4893 | Mon Sep 12 1988 10:52 | tick and tone -=> dick und doof | 4 lines |
| 396.4896 | Mon Sep 12 1988 13:30 | fun and music -=> and beer | 2 lines |
| 396.4918 | Tue Sep 13 1988 11:49 | sir -=> dub | 1 lines |
| 396.4930 | Tue Sep 13 1988 19:08 | sake -=> for Pete's | 2 lines |
| 396.4945 | Wed Sep 14 1988 11:10 | pastry charting -=> pie chart | 2 lines |
| 396.4948 | Wed Sep 14 1988 13:28 | Dire Straits -=> up the river | 2 lines |
| 396.4956 | Wed Sep 14 1988 17:58 | hangover -=> Oktoberfest | 5 lines |
| 396.4957 | Wed Sep 14 1988 18:01 | missed | 10 lines |
| 396.4964 | Wed Sep 14 1988 19:35 | on -> off -=> switch | 1 lines |
| 396.4972 | Wed Sep 14 1988 21:27 | l'il 'ol ladies, unite! -=> Hell's Grannies | 2 lines |
| 396.4984 | Thu Sep 15 1988 11:34 | Windmills of Your Mind .. -=> Don Juan | 2 lines |
| 396.4991 | Thu Sep 15 1988 16:19 | WOM -=> BAT | 1 lines |
| 396.5082 | Tue Sep 20 1988 18:37 | Yes , uh -=> now what was the question ? | 1 lines |
| 396.5113 | Wed Sep 21 1988 15:47 | mens sano in corpore sano -=> it's all Greek to me | 2 lines |
| 396.5144 | Thu Sep 22 1988 10:45 | Animal Farm -=> Hofbrauhaus | 3 lines |
| 396.5146 | Thu Sep 22 1988 14:17 | Headache Pils -=> exceed stated dose | 1 lines |
| 396.5166 | Fri Sep 23 1988 11:26 | one day after payday -=> sore head | 1 lines |
| 396.5169 | Fri Sep 23 1988 14:09 | September 13th -=> Tuesday | 1 lines |
| 396.5174 | Fri Sep 23 1988 16:45 | doubles permit -=> quicker drinking | 3 lines |
| 396.5354 | Wed Oct 05 1988 21:01 | Soviet heavy industrialists -=> have 'weighty' problems | 1 lines |
| 396.5356 | Wed Oct 05 1988 21:45 | get the lead out -=> walkies | 1 lines |
| 396.5373 | Thu Oct 06 1988 17:03 | go wet outside -=> out-house | 1 lines |
| 396.5375 | Thu Oct 06 1988 17:24 | in-house -=> cheaper ? | 2 lines |
| 396.5380 | Thu Oct 06 1988 19:32 | Golf Ball -=> Golf GTi | 2 lines |
| 396.5390 | Fri Oct 07 1988 00:02 | racoon -=> Rocky | 1 lines |
| 396.5395 | Fri Oct 07 1988 12:21 | pa-too .... ting -=> gob-stopper | 4 lines |
| 396.5397 | Fri Oct 07 1988 13:37 | go wash your mouth -=> out with soap | 2 lines |
| 396.5407 | Fri Oct 07 1988 17:39 | gityuppthere, mule -=> gitoffameback first | 2 lines |
| 396.5421 | Mon Oct 10 1988 12:36 | | 7 lines |
| 396.5428 | Mon Oct 10 1988 18:03 | I too went to two many twos -=> who let that train in here | 1 lines |
| 396.5451 | Tue Oct 11 1988 15:51 | down under -=> no worries | 3 lines |
| 396.5466 | Wed Oct 12 1988 12:35 | Sydney Devine -=> Bugs Debunny | 2 lines |
| 396.5470 | Wed Oct 12 1988 15:41 | debark -=> is worse than debite | 1 lines |
| 396.5474 | Wed Oct 12 1988 17:06 | feeds a ceramic pig -=> smashed and grabbed | 1 lines |
| 396.5476 | Wed Oct 12 1988 17:14 | peanut -=> Big D | 1 lines |
| 396.5489 | Thu Oct 13 1988 12:53 | Insipid goatee -=> hill walking bleater | 8 lines |
| 396.5495 | Thu Oct 13 1988 16:12 | heavy sleeper -=> sturdy bed required | 2 lines |
| 396.5500 | Thu Oct 13 1988 17:53 | a down-to-earth couple -=> The Good Life | 3 lines |
| 396.5505 | Thu Oct 13 1988 20:09 | Groucho,Chico,Harpo & Zeppo -=> 4 Marx out of 5 | 2 lines |
| 396.5507 | Thu Oct 13 1988 20:24 | Communist Manifesto? -=> No Such Animal\ | 5 lines |
| 396.5514 | Fri Oct 14 1988 13:19 | drug induced sports -=> sportoid | 2 lines |
| 396.5523 | Fri Oct 14 1988 18:17 | th dimension -=> get to it in the Tardith | 1 lines |
| 396.5525 | Fri Oct 14 1988 18:42 | bring back Dr. Who! -=> , he's run off again . | 2 lines |
| 396.5535 | Mon Oct 17 1988 10:20 | Twice on Sunday -=> Something to think about on Monday | 4 lines |
| 396.5538 | Mon Oct 17 1988 17:03 | Toes Go In First -=> The rest depends on the size of your mouth | 4 lines |
| 396.5544 | Tue Oct 18 1988 15:28 | let it all hang out -=> nudist camp | 4 lines |
| 396.5546 | Tue Oct 18 1988 17:53 | nothing unbareable there -=> nothing to hide | 4 lines |
| 396.5581 | Thu Oct 20 1988 15:57 | Saint - Saint ! -=> So good , they named her twice | 1 lines |
| 396.5585 | Thu Oct 20 1988 19:46 | fur coat -=> no thanks , now fur cough | 3 lines |
| 396.5589 | Fri Oct 21 1988 00:19 | can you see what I said? -=> read my lips | 7 lines |
| 396.5592 | Fri Oct 21 1988 10:35 | Bin there, done that! -=> Well , go back and do it again | 1 lines |
| 396.5742 | Mon Oct 31 1988 18:53 | cock a doodle doooo! -=> cock oh van | 1 lines |
| 396.5797 | Thu Nov 03 1988 13:17 | Me "Al" -=> You "Betty" | 2 lines |
| 396.5819 | Fri Nov 04 1988 11:03 | Felix the Cat -=> he'll catch something nasty | 1 lines |
| 396.5832 | Fri Nov 04 1988 18:54 | wottamI, offered for dis bridge? -=> seven spades | 1 lines |
| 396.5842 | Mon Nov 07 1988 09:56 | natural nite light -=> natural night sight | 1 lines |
| 396.5845 | Mon Nov 07 1988 15:19 | radiantly happy calculator -=> glowing additions | 3 lines |
| 396.5847 | Mon Nov 07 1988 16:41 | Nuclear family -=> Lex Luther's been busy | 3 lines |
| 396.5850 | Mon Nov 07 1988 17:28 | | 9 lines |
| 396.5866 | Tue Nov 08 1988 09:51 | Police compound -=> with interest | 1 lines |
| 396.5877 | Tue Nov 08 1988 17:48 | his religion don't matter, *bury* 'im -=> ALIVE | 6 lines |
| 396.5906 | Wed Nov 09 1988 09:56 | but... -=> NO ! buts | 2 lines |
| 396.5908 | Wed Nov 09 1988 12:43 | | 4 lines |
| 396.5927 | Wed Nov 09 1988 16:47 | Donovan -=> Wear a lorry | 1 lines |
| 396.6039 | Fri Nov 11 1988 11:36 | Napolean wins -=> Napolean Brandy | 16 lines |
| 396.6043 | Fri Nov 11 1988 13:33 | Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down -=> legless | 3 lines |
| 396.6053 | Fri Nov 11 1988 15:36 | Noel -=> abcdefghijkmnopqrstuvwxyz | 1 lines |
| 396.6099 | Mon Nov 14 1988 16:36 | will reopen after alterations -=> do not open before Christmas | 1 lines |
| 396.6105 | Mon Nov 14 1988 17:52 | the Fort of the Cowardly Lion -=> the Cowardly Lion Fought ? | 2 lines |
| 396.6107 | Mon Nov 14 1988 18:28 | Yes, he fought for Courage -=> musta been in the Three Crowns | 5 lines |
| 396.6121 | Tue Nov 15 1988 10:00 | Mr. Big -=> Mrs. Big and little Big | 4 lines |
| 396.6129 | Tue Nov 15 1988 14:13 | | 7 lines |
| 396.6132 | Tue Nov 15 1988 14:42 | three's a crowd -=> three's a fantasy | 3 lines |
| 396.6144 | Tue Nov 15 1988 16:23 | Nobel -=> No ball | 3 lines |
| 396.6213 | Thu Nov 17 1988 11:45 | Waterloo 32 -=> arriving on platform 3 | 2 lines |
| 396.6219 | Thu Nov 17 1988 15:46 | mirage -=> jet | 1 lines |
| 396.6276 | Mon Nov 21 1988 12:40 | New recruits -=> cannon fodder | 1 lines |
| 396.6280 | Mon Nov 21 1988 14:05 | funny money -=> monopoly | 1 lines |
| 396.6288 | Mon Nov 21 1988 16:16 | a timeless face -=> Dorian Gray | 4 lines |
| 396.6291 | Mon Nov 21 1988 17:11 | Captain Scarlet -=> Cloudbase | 3 lines |
| 396.6307 | Tue Nov 22 1988 10:10 | lunacy! -=> preferable and desirable | 2 lines |
| 396.6310 | Tue Nov 22 1988 14:22 | Extreme prejudice -=> Nationalist | 1 lines |
| 396.6314 | Tue Nov 22 1988 15:13 | Fort McHenry -=> and lost | 1 lines |
| 396.6317 | Tue Nov 22 1988 16:42 | moon struck in '69 -=> explain *that* to the wife | 1 lines |
| 396.6363 | Thu Nov 24 1988 10:15 | Charles Dickens -=> Dials Chickens | 1 lines |
| 396.6386 | Mon Nov 28 1988 12:12 | To save the earth and reunite us with God -=> "Hi , Dad" | 1 lines |
| 396.6400 | Mon Nov 28 1988 19:03 | Not already, pleasw!!! -=> I've got a headache !!! | 2 lines |
| 396.6416 | Tue Nov 29 1988 11:54 | The Buck !! -=> The big greenie | 1 lines |
| 396.6424 | Tue Nov 29 1988 16:56 | Wild party in the club house -=> Bring your own Wild | 2 lines |
| 396.6429 | Tue Nov 29 1988 17:57 | star chamber fry -=> just desserts | 2 lines |
| 396.6446 | Wed Nov 30 1988 10:11 | sunk -=> iceberg | 1 lines |
| 396.6451 | Wed Nov 30 1988 14:32 | 2 clenched frowns -=> taking the strain | 1 lines |
| 396.6453 | Wed Nov 30 1988 15:13 | missed the atrain -=> wait for the bee | 2 lines |
| 396.6457 | Wed Nov 30 1988 17:00 | fax for the memory -=> to be replaced by opinion | 1 lines |
| 396.6479 | Thu Dec 01 1988 11:56 | force 10 useless treacle -=> use the dark side , Luke | 1 lines |
| 396.6489 | Thu Dec 01 1988 16:52 | pi(e) in the sky -=> the mathematical universe | 1 lines |
| 396.6494 | Thu Dec 01 1988 18:16 | 1984 -=> Eurythmics | 1 lines |
| 396.6517 | Fri Dec 02 1988 09:51 | Loan Sharks -=> Lone Ranger | 2 lines |
| 396.6521 | Fri Dec 02 1988 12:28 | *NICE* girls don't -=> I'm not going *there* then | 1 lines |
| 396.6525 | Fri Dec 02 1988 14:26 | our Knight -=> takes their Bishop | 1 lines |
| 396.6562 | Mon Dec 05 1988 11:51 | glove size -=> handi-size | 2 lines |
| 396.6567 | Mon Dec 05 1988 14:25 | Bishop -=> 2 2 | 2 lines |
| 396.6578 | Mon Dec 05 1988 17:02 | togs -=> footie | 3 lines |
| 396.6580 | Mon Dec 05 1988 17:18 | play footsie -=> no losers | 2 lines |
| 396.6584 | Mon Dec 05 1988 17:56 | saving his bacon too -=> a BLT and hold the B | 2 lines |
| 396.6664 | Wed Dec 07 1988 14:51 | Good salesman -=> contradiction of terms | 1 lines |
| 396.6673 | Wed Dec 07 1988 17:18 | in a fishtank -=> Bob | 3 lines |
| 396.6785 | Mon Dec 12 1988 16:55 | optical illusion -=> life | 1 lines |
| 396.6806 | Tue Dec 13 1988 11:37 | a little silicon with sauce -=> micro food processor | 2 lines |
| 396.6808 | Tue Dec 13 1988 12:45 | | 9 lines |
| 396.6818 | Tue Dec 13 1988 15:26 | I'm not drank, ociffer! -=> well, whatever your on , gimmee! | 2 lines |
| 396.6954 | Fri Dec 16 1988 18:50 | with or without jam -=> raspberry or traffic ? | 2 lines |
| 396.7216 | Wed Jan 04 1989 13:49 | why so? who says? why not? why? -=> why what ? | 2 lines |
| 396.7222 | Wed Jan 04 1989 17:06 | carnival -=> fair fair's fare | 1 lines |
| 396.7236 | Thu Jan 05 1989 10:27 | Hephaestos' forge -=> Asbestos frog | 1 lines |
| 396.7247 | Thu Jan 05 1989 16:32 | de France -=> de Gall | 1 lines |
| 396.7293 | Mon Jan 09 1989 15:07 | presentments -=> of Christmentsies | 4 lines |
| 396.7295 | Mon Jan 09 1989 15:20 | Crismints -=> holy or holey ? | 1 lines |
| 396.7301 | Mon Jan 09 1989 17:50 | epheremis -=> aramis | 1 lines |
| 396.7303 | Mon Jan 09 1989 18:57 | skin scent -=> heaven sent | 1 lines |
| 396.7305 | Mon Jan 09 1989 19:04 | Pennies from Heaven -=> knew there was something about her | 2 lines |
| 396.7334 | Tue Jan 10 1989 18:47 | artificial intelligence -=> Roberts | 4 lines |
| 396.7370 | Wed Jan 11 1989 18:00 | uncommon -=> home , I've done my time | 5 lines |
| 396.7385 | Thu Jan 12 1989 12:30 | two-a bets! -=> do not a friary make | 1 lines |
| 396.7389 | Thu Jan 12 1989 15:00 | hands and feet -=> and eye of bat | 2 lines |
| 396.7396 | Thu Jan 12 1989 16:50 | nazgul -=> nine | 13 lines |
| 396.7400 | Thu Jan 12 1989 17:31 | Those oppose? -=> Who knows! | 1 lines |
| 396.7415 | Fri Jan 13 1989 10:29 | get your loans here! -=> the lone ranger's in town | 2 lines |
| 396.7427 | Fri Jan 13 1989 18:22 | bye-bye -=> TTFN | 4 lines |
| 396.7459 | Tue Jan 17 1989 15:13 | A lice's restaurant -=> The Barber's | 4 lines |
| 396.7465 | Tue Jan 17 1989 18:46 | Silicone Valley -=> chipped landscape | 1 lines |
| 396.7576 | Wed Jan 25 1989 10:36 | Pumpkin 3.14 -=> late as usual | 2 lines |
| 396.7578 | Wed Jan 25 1989 14:33 | habitually dead -=> Dracula | 2 lines |
| 396.7886 | Tue Feb 14 1989 19:31 | eye, eye -=> Captain | 1 lines |
TOPIC | 554.0 | Dash |
| 554.11 | Tue Aug 23 1988 18:37 | spaced out | 6 lines |
TOPIC | 556.0 | Buzzwords, anyone? |
| 556.15 | Tue Sep 20 1988 18:41 | free advertising | 7 lines |
TOPIC | 558.0 | Do the Right Thing ? |
| 558.2 | Fri Sep 09 1988 15:43 | and did it , myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy waayyyyyyy | 5 lines |
TOPIC | 561.0 | Surely Not |
| 561.8 | Tue Sep 20 1988 18:46 | me me me me me I know one . | 6 lines |
TOPIC | 563.0 | Is telepathy the only answer? |
| 563.2 | Thu Sep 22 1988 10:51 | So ? | 4 lines |
TOPIC | 564.0 | Whence "wimp"? |
| 564.16 | Fri Sep 30 1988 17:59 | FWIW | 13 lines |
TOPIC | 568.0 | what is the @@@ |
| 568.1 | Tue Oct 11 1988 15:58 | I'm @ work | 6 lines |
TOPIC | 570.0 | ... A rose by any other name ... |
| 570.1 | Wed Oct 12 1988 17:10 | how much is that sheila in the window woof woof | 8 lines |
TOPIC | 571.0 | Stumpers |
| 571.15 | Mon Oct 17 1988 10:32 | whodunnit ? | 13 lines |
| 571.59 | Fri Oct 21 1988 10:44 | the ball was on the loin ! | 7 lines |
| 571.80 | Fri Nov 04 1988 11:14 | lojiggle innit | 15 lines |
TOPIC | 583.0 | what/whence 'boilerplate'? |
| 583.1 | Fri Nov 04 1988 11:22 | | 5 lines |
TOPIC | 585.0 | The Subjunctive |
| 585.2 | Tue Nov 08 1988 17:55 | a little foolish perhaps , but swet nevertheless | 7 lines |
TOPIC | 587.0 | Anti-goal? |
| 587.6 | Wed Nov 30 1988 10:09 | | 15 lines |
TOPIC | 588.0 | Who is/was Fleschmann and what is his index?? |
| 588.1 | Wed Nov 30 1988 10:16 | have a match | 10 lines |
TOPIC | 597.0 | Adjectives |
| 597.3 | Fri Dec 16 1988 18:49 | | 8 lines |
TOPIC | 600.0 | Please invent a word for me. |
| 600.18 | Mon Jan 09 1989 15:13 | | 4 lines |
| 600.24 | Tue Jan 10 1989 18:44 | | 4 lines |
TOPIC | 604.0 | Impossibles |
| 604.11 | Thu Jan 05 1989 16:39 | | 6 lines |
TOPIC | 606.0 | Etymology of month names |
| 606.4 | Thu Jan 05 1989 10:33 | 4 seasons in 10 months doesn't fit nicely , so .. | 4 lines |
| 606.28 | Mon Jan 09 1989 19:02 | eh ? what ? what was that ? eh ? | 6 lines |
TOPIC | 608.0 | FORTE |
| 608.5 | Mon Jan 09 1989 15:18 | | 4 lines |
TOPIC | 610.0 | why a capital I? |
| 610.8 | Wed Jan 11 1989 18:07 | | 6 lines |
| 610.20 | Thu Jan 12 1989 16:44 | | 18 lines |
TOPIC | 617.0 | i before e except after c |
| 617.4 | Wed Jan 25 1989 14:31 | | 4 lines |
| 617.13 | Thu Jan 26 1989 17:02 | | 4 lines |