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| 44.1 | OK...I'll bite... | DRINKS::WEISS | Maine: Where pizza is rocket science. | Wed Jul 15 1992 16:14 | 5 |
| What's FAQ?
I know that DJRR is Day Job Reality Ruler...
Dave (clueless)
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| 44.2 | Frequently Asked Question | DEDHED::Spine | Tom Spine | Wed Jul 15 1992 16:23 | 3 |
| A FAQ is a Frequently Asked Question.
tms
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| 44.3 | Whoops | CSCMA::M_PECKAR | spinning that curious sense | Wed Jul 15 1992 16:37 | 3 |
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Grrrr! I hadda copy of the Flames Faq, but deleted it. Could someone please
post it here?
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| 44.4 | | VMPIRE::CLARK | Ever breathe oxygen, son? | Wed Jul 15 1992 23:35 | 5 |
| Question: Should a cat be let outside?
;^)
-dc
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| 44.5 | Just an old fashioned guy, I guess... | SMURF::GRADY | Short arms, and deep pockets... | Thu Jul 16 1992 03:36 | 10 |
| > <<< Note 44.4 by VMPIRE::CLARK "Ever breathe oxygen, son?" >>>
>
>Question: Should a cat be let outside?
No.
I believe the traditional method is to throw it outside. :-)
tim
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| 44.6 | | SCOONR::GLADU | | Thu Jul 16 1992 09:45 | 8 |
| re: Note 44.5 by SMURF::GRADY
>I believe the traditional method is to throw it outside. :-)
That's correct. Dates back to the Stone Age, I believe. See Flintstone
reruns for the proper technique. :-)
Gerry
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| 44.7 | | DEDHED::Spine | Tom Spine | Thu Jul 16 1992 10:36 | 8 |
| >> I believe the traditional method is to throw it outside. :-)
> That's correct. Dates back to the Stone Age, I believe. See Flintstone
> reruns for the proper technique. :-)
I believe that the technical term fer this is catapult. ;-)
tms
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| 44.8 | the bubba algorithm | VSSCAD::LARU | run, or fight, or dance! | Thu Jul 16 1992 10:47 | 18 |
| The correct technique for removing a cat from the interior
of a dwelling is to
1. open the door (or a window)
2. grab cat by the tail
3. twirl cat like a bolo
4. IF
a. cat begins emitting supersonic whistle
(evidenced by approach of neighborhood dogs),
AND
b. vector of cat's motion is toward the
open door (or window)
THEN
release grip from cat's tail
5. get a cool one from the fridge.
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| 44.9 | | CSLALL::HENDERSON | Scattered like lost words | Thu Jul 16 1992 10:53 | 15 |
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RE: <<< Note 44.7 by DEDHED::Spine "Tom Spine" >>>
> I believe that the technical term fer this is catapult. ;-)
A purrfect name for it :-)
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| 44.10 | <---- | CSCMA::M_PECKAR | spinning that curious sense | Thu Jul 16 1992 11:06 | 5 |
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Yabbut, from the animal's perpective, the whole affair is cataclysmic, a
catastrophe, even...
Exxxxit, stage left...
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| 44.11 | ;^) | CUPTAY::BAILEY | Season of the Winch | Thu Jul 16 1992 11:40 | 3 |
| ... then the poor thang becomes catatonic when it hits the ground ...
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| 44.12 | Abyssinia! | SMURF::PETERT | | Thu Jul 16 1992 13:42 | 2 |
| Yeah, but it's all catch as catch can....
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| 44.13 | | EZRIDR::SIEGEL | The revolution wil not be televised | Thu Jul 16 1992 13:53 | 3 |
| I see Bruce doesn't own any cats (or if he did, it wasn't his choice) :-)
adam_who_has_never_picked_a_cat_up_by_its_tail_but_has_tugged_at_one_before
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| 44.14 | my cat might be running out of lives, though... | VSSCAD::LARU | run, or fight, or dance! | Thu Jul 16 1992 14:12 | 6 |
| Actually, I love cats, and do have one around the house...
but I really do love the way they hit the ground running
ahead of all those dogs!! It's better than the greyhounds!!
/b
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| 44.15 | Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty | LJOHUB::GILMORE | | Thu Jul 16 1992 14:17 | 10 |
| My mom has 7.
The best way to get a cat out of the house is to be really sweet,
pick it up, give it a little attention, and then
Huck it out the door!
Hell, they'll still land on all 4's!
_whoever_I_am
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| 44.16 | still have a stray kitty!!! :-( | GIAMEM::CONNORS | | Thu Jul 16 1992 14:20 | 6 |
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Hey Jen/Sparky/whoever_you_are,
would your mom like 8???????
MJ
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| 44.17 | I don't think so. | LJOHUB::GILMORE | | Thu Jul 16 1992 14:22 | 5 |
| When I moved out, she asked me to take some with
me! (I declined because of the roommate thing.) I'll
ask around though -- what's it like?
-trying to figure out who I am
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| 44.18 | :^) what's an FAQ to kitties? :^) | JUNCO::DWEST | if wishes were horses... | Thu Jul 16 1992 14:40 | 20 |
|
wow... all this kitty stuff... pretty amusing... :^) our kitty died
last weekend... :^(
even though i am now a kitty luver (wuzn't always), one of my favorite
books in my bookcase is one given to me a while back by a freind before
i was converted to kitty luvin'... it's called "how to kill your
girlfriends cat"... :^) it was an appripriate gift at the time...
i was moving in with a woman who had two kitties and i was not too
thrilled with the prospect of 3 roommates (the least fuzzy of the three
was the only one i was interested in)... the relationship didn't work
out, but i did move out liking cats so at least one of her ambitions
was realized! :^) (at one point she let me name her kitten "so you'll
be closer"... she wasn't thrilled when i tagged him as "Alpo" :^)...
so, if any of you guys are ever moving in with someone who has a cat
that you simply can't stand (much as you may love the owner), feel free
to borrow this book... i could significantly improve your life! :^)
da ve
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| 44.19 | Just add water... | SMURF::GRADY | Short arms, and deep pockets... | Thu Jul 16 1992 14:45 | 9 |
| >she wasn't thrilled when i tagged him as "Alpo" :^)...
Now THAT's funny! :-) :-)
tim
P.S. I've got a copy of "101 Things To Do With A Dead Cat",
in case there's a need for suggestions after they read
your book.
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| 44.20 | :^) | STUDIO::IDE | now it can be told | Thu Jul 16 1992 15:05 | 7 |
| re: <<< Note 44.18 by JUNCO::DWEST "if wishes were horses..." >>>
>(the least fuzzy of the three was the only one i was interested in)...
Isn't it funny that she felt just the opposite?
Jamie
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| 44.21 | | GIAMEM::CONNORS | | Thu Jul 16 1992 16:09 | 15 |
| sparky... the kitty is about 6 mo old, drk gray,light orange mix,
very very affectionate, seems to like other cats (although my
other cats don't much like her).
da ve... I can't talk you into adopting her huh? When's your
birthday again?????? ;-)
Maybe she could be the CTW mascot??? Or the KIND mascot???
how bout it Spock??? c'mon someone's gotta have a heart out there???
Maybe I'll bring her on the camping trip so everyone can get
really attached to her and fight over who's gonna get to keep
her! :-}
MJ_who_loves_fuzzy_faces!!!! ;-)
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| 44.22 | Is it winter, yet??? | DRINKS::WEISS | Maine: Where pizza is rocket science. | Thu Jul 16 1992 18:12 | 6 |
| > MJ_who_loves_fuzzy_faces!!!! ;-)
So should I take offense to this since you met me about 1 week *after*
I shaved my beard???
Dave (who has been recently getting a lack-of-beard complex....)
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| 44.23 | | GIAMEM::CONNORS | | Fri Jul 17 1992 09:46 | 4 |
| Nah... I love non-fuzzy faces too Dave! Your fuzzy
enough as it is! ;-)
MJ
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| 44.24 | :-) :-) | CSLALL::HENDERSON | Keep hope alive! | Fri Jul 17 1992 10:29 | 8 |
|
I keep hearing about the Rex Foundation..anybody know what it is?
Jum
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| 44.25 | Wreck's Foundation ... | CUPTAY::BAILEY | Season of the Winch | Fri Jul 17 1992 10:51 | 6 |
| No jum ... that's the Wreck's Foundation. It's a charity organization
dedicated to helping Deadheads keep their cars running so they can get
to the next show.
... Bobbb
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| 44.26 | Just what I NEED! | MILKWY::SAMPSON | Driven by the wind | Fri Jul 17 1992 14:02 | 6 |
| Wreck's Foundation, Just what I need! Will they help you get to ski
trip, sail boats and DECHead camping trips too, or just shows?
Geoff
Okay so my truck looks good, wait 'ntill I open up the tranny
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| 44.27 | slash who? | STAR::SALKEWICZ | It missed... therefore, I am | Fri Jul 17 1992 17:03 | 12 |
| MJ..
The Kind already has a mascot,... and you thought I just played guitar!
:-)
Now,.. about cats,...well,..I think I'll stay out of this one this
time.
/are we all having an identity crisis at once?,..
well,. its noce to know we're not alone eh? :-)
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| 44.28 | Identity Crisis? | LJOHUB::GILMORE | | Fri Jul 17 1992 17:19 | 3 |
| I'm over mine.
SPARKY_and_damn_proud_of_it!
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| 44.29 | NOT! | STAR::SALKEWICZ | It missed... therefore, I am | Fri Jul 17 1992 18:05 | 5 |
| OK,.. that makes me /sparky
Soko
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| 44.30 | It's not easy being Sparky . . . | LJOHUB::GILMORE | | Mon Jul 20 1992 11:12 | 3 |
| Watch out, everyone will be asking you for a light!
:)sparky
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| 44.31 | Light up or leave me alone... | DRINKS::WEISS | Eight Canadian dollars I'll never spend. | Mon Jul 20 1992 11:15 | 10 |
| Hey MJ...
Thanks...
Maybe I could participate in all this identity crisis and multiple first name
stuff, and change my name to Harry Dave (go 'head, say it quickly)
Signed...
/back-hair...
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| 44.32 | haven't had a match since,..///??? | STAR::SALKEWICZ | It missed... therefore, I am | Mon Jul 20 1992 14:38 | 6 |
| Hey dave,..
Got a comb?
/spocky
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| 44.33 | No fair picking on dave! :( | LJOHUB::GILMORE | | Mon Jul 20 1992 17:15 | 3 |
| Ya know dave, they only say it cause they're jealous!
sparky
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| 44.34 | Yeah! What she said! | DRINKS::WEISS | Eight Canadian dollars I'll never spend. | Mon Jul 20 1992 17:36 | 17 |
| > No fair picking on dave! :(
Yeah! You know how sensitive us Dave's are. I mean, we're just not used to
getting picked on :-( :-( :-( sniff, sniff sniff...
Yeah, right...
:-)
Harry-Dave
p.s. Just keep that lighter away from my back or there may be a rather large
fireball as all that hair catches fire, and I spontaneously combust... :-)
p.p.s. No /Soko...I don't need a comb...it's naturally curly... :-)
p.p.p.s. Are lions of the dandy variety hairy???
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