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229.1 | heard on the tube | LEZAH::CUIP1::flanagan | | Tue Dec 24 1991 09:35 | 5 |
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"Take something very seriously,
but not yourself"
Joan Bayez
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229.2 | | TECRUS::FROMM | | Tue Dec 24 1991 09:38 | 6 |
| Definition of "Foreign Aid:"
"The transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to
rich people in poor countries"
[Source: quoted by someone on the UseNet]
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229.3 | | VMPIRE::CLARK | sleep in the stars | Tue Dec 24 1991 11:24 | 8 |
| "Peace is not the absence of war. Peace begins not when nations are too
invincible to be attacked, too bloodied to fight, or too drained financially
to build weapons. Peace is fundamentally a state of mind. It can only begin
when there is a profound desire to exist in harmony with oneself and one's
neighbors, and a profound recognition that peace is the only sane alternative
for Earth's future."
-- Edgar D. Mitchell
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229.4 | Seen on a T-Shirt (sorta a shorter version of .3) | TLE::WEISS | No way I'll crash, this is a *BEER* truck! | Tue Dec 24 1991 12:47 | 2 |
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"Peace is not the period of time between 2 wars"
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229.5 | | GRANPA::CCUMMINS | | Tue Dec 24 1991 13:28 | 5 |
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" I believe we are on an irreversable path towards freedom and
democracy, but that could change."
- Dan Quayle
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229.6 | | FSDEV::DHENRY | My resume is ready. Want .PS or .LN03? | Tue Dec 24 1991 13:37 | 4 |
| Do you have a date for that Dan Quayle quote?
Digression Don_who's_hobby_it_is_to_track_the_downward_spiral_of_the_
vice_president's_IQ
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229.7 | | GRANPA::CCUMMINS | | Tue Dec 24 1991 13:55 | 11 |
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RE:6
No, sorry. I read it in " Newsweek" about a year and half ago and
also in a newspaper compilation of stupid Quayle quotes a few
months back.
Another favorite: "I really believe in teachers. They are the
only ones who teach our children."
Dan Quayle ( A heartbeat away from the presidency)
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229.8 | more on Danny | TECRUS::FROMM | | Thu Dec 26 1991 09:47 | 12 |
| Re: .6, .7
I ran to the Dan Quayle calendar to see if it was there, but sorry, it wasn't.
I thought I'd share the Dan Quayle quote for December anyway:
"You all look like happy campers to me. Happy campers you are,
happy campers you have been and as far as I'm concerned happy
campers you will always be."
- Quayle greeting the people of American Samoa.
(As reported in Newsweek, 5-8-89)
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229.9 | | TECRUS::FROMM | | Thu Dec 26 1991 09:48 | 3 |
| "There is no way to peace. Peace is the way."
- Ghandi
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229.10 | Life is interwoven... | WEDOIT::YOUNG | where is this place in space??? | Thu Dec 26 1991 11:17 | 6 |
|
"The earth does not belong to people, people belong to the earth. Like
the web of a spider so is life on this planet, and what people do to one
strand they inevitably do to themselves."
PBS 'Nature' Comment
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229.11 | badges please... | WMOIS::HORNE_C | | Sat Dec 28 1991 09:10 | 6 |
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Badges? Badges? we don't need no stinkin badges......
John Belushi (from the film Going South)
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229.12 | | MR4MI2::REHILL | Call me Mystery Hill | Sat Dec 28 1991 10:55 | 4 |
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Its also fom Blazing Saddles......
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229.13 | | MR4MI2::REHILL | Call me Mystery Hill | Sun Dec 29 1991 10:54 | 5 |
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"And what would you do if you had a brain?"
The Great and Powerful Oz.
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229.14 | | FSDEV::DHENRY | My resume is ready. Want .PS or .LN03? | Sun Dec 29 1991 12:34 | 3 |
| re: .11 & .12
The original is in a classic Bogart movie, "Treasure of the Sierra Madre."
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229.15 | | IMTDEV::INGALLS | Earth Day - Every Day | Mon Dec 30 1991 13:06 | 12 |
| "my life's part of a global life
I find myself becoming more mobile
and I think a little girl in the world can do anything...
destination my community,
street person, my responsiblity,
If I have a care in the world, I'd have a gift to bring..."
-- Indigo Girls
(I think that's how it goes...)
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229.16 | | SSGV02::STROBEL | Sssh - new dad asleep | Mon Dec 30 1991 13:12 | 4 |
| "When I'm not attending a Grateful Dead concert, I listen to WGBH radio"
Massachusetts Gov. William Weld, doing a promo for a local PBS radio
station
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229.17 | | WMOIS::HORNE_C | | Wed Jan 08 1992 09:02 | 5 |
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What we have here is a failure to communicate....
(Strouther Martin as the warden in COOL HAND LUKE)
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229.18 | | COOKIE::FREIWALD | Teach Peace! | Wed Jan 08 1992 16:24 | 6 |
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"There's a fine line between wisdom and wierd" (How true!)
Paul Hogan in "Almost an Angel"
:-C
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229.19 | | VERGA::STANLEY | what a long strange trip it's been | Wed Jan 08 1992 16:42 | 1 |
| A lot of us crossed that line long ago.
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229.20 | (*&(&^)(*& | RGB::SHERRED | | Wed Jan 08 1992 16:50 | 1 |
| I should have done a mail order today and I blew it big time!
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229.21 | | EZRIDR::SIEGEL | The revolution wil not be televised | Wed Jan 08 1992 17:41 | 13 |
| re:< Note 229.20 by RGB::SHERRED >
> -< (*&(&^)(*& >-
>
> I should have done a mail order today and I blew it big time!
I forgot, too! No biggie, I wasn't sure if I was going to go after all. The
Wednesday and Thursday Nassau shows (assuming that's where you were going to
go) should still be available to 2nd day mail-orders. I was going to do
Thursday and Friday, now I guess I'll have to listen to tapes.
Besides, I'm saving my money for the 9 Boston shows :-)
adam
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229.22 | | TERAPN::PHYLLIS | through a dream night wind | Thu Jan 09 1992 09:09 | 10 |
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President Bush's new campaign slogan:
"I've fallen and I *can* get up!"
- David Letterman
:-)
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229.23 | from the Colo Spgs Gazette | CLOSUS::BARNES | | Thu Jan 09 1992 12:14 | 5 |
| "If govt. is not about feeding the children, then what is it about????"
Capt. Kangaroo
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229.24 | Capt Kangaroo for president! | ESKIMO::DWEST | Dont Overlook Something Extraordinary | Thu Jan 09 1992 12:47 | 3 |
| man, who says kids today have no role models??? :^)
da ve
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229.25 | | RAISE::GLADU | | Thu Jan 09 1992 12:53 | 6 |
| re: <<< Note 229.24 by ESKIMO::DWEST "Dont Overlook Something Extraordinary" >>>
> Capt Kangaroo for president!
Dancing Bear for president! :-)
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229.26 | | WMOIS::HORNE_C | | Thu Jan 09 1992 14:01 | 6 |
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I wouldn't belong to any club that would have me as a member....
(Groucho Marx)
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229.27 | an old favorite... | LASSIE::GRADY | tim grady | Thu Jan 09 1992 14:17 | 5 |
| It could be worse. It could be raining.
Marty Feldman as Igor (Eye-gor)
in "Young Frankenstein"
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229.28 | | VMPIRE::CLARK | sleep in the stars | Fri Jan 10 1992 09:00 | 4 |
| "Hey Joe, eat some more. It tastes even better if you put more in your mouth."
-- supposedly Italian guy talking to another Italian guy
in a TV commercial for some microwavable pasta
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229.29 | | VMPIRE::CLARK | sleep in the stars | Mon Jan 13 1992 18:35 | 14 |
| {headers removed}
From the "Parade" Magazine, Boston Sunday Globe, 29-Dec-1991 --
Best Quote by a Boss
By chairman and CEO of Ben and Jerry's, Ben Cohen, who last year
kept his salary to $84,000 (the company limits its top salaries
to no more than seven times the pay of the lowest-paid full-time
worker):
"I don't see any way you can justify somebody making $1 million or
more a year when the low-level workers aren't making enough money
to afford a house."
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229.30 | Kinky | SPICE::PECKAR | Shadow skiing the apocalypse | Fri Jan 24 1992 10:27 | 2 |
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"I'm an ape man, I'm an ape ape man, I'm an ape man."
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229.31 | | CLOSUS::BARNES | | Fri Jan 24 1992 11:44 | 2 |
| From Patty, my wife, this morning...
"You sure have PMS lately! PICK on ME SYNDROME!!!! Leave me the f#*& alone!!"
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229.32 | | AIMHI::KELLER | The BoR, Void Where Prohibited by law | Fri Jan 24 1992 12:19 | 18 |
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> <<< Note 229.31 by CLOSUS::BARNES >>>
>
> From Patty, my wife, this morning...
> "You sure have PMS lately! PICK on ME SYNDROME!!!! Leave me the f#*& alone!!"
No NO No...
according to my wife, men get U M S
g o w
l o i
y d n
g
s
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229.33 | | PIPE::SPINE | Tom Spine | Fri Jan 24 1992 13:03 | 10 |
| > according to my wife, men get U M S
> g o w
> l o i
> y d n
> g
> s
In the extreme case, this is known as SUMS (Sudden Ugly Mood Swings).
tms
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229.34 | | MR4MI2::REHILL | Call me Mystery Hill | Sat Jan 25 1992 12:54 | 6 |
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"And a woman can be tough!"
Janis Joplin
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229.35 | | TERAPN::PHYLLIS | through a dream night wind | Wed Feb 12 1992 10:48 | 17 |
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"Actually, he had nothing against being a leather cutter. He
had mastered his craft and derived considerable satisfaction
from it. Nevertheless, he realized that even if he lived to be
a hundred, he would be essentially the same person doing the same
tasks, neither better nor worse. He wasn't jealous of those who
had more money than he did, though to have more money would've
been nice. But it was change he longed for, and he often thought
that in an ideal world people would change their personalities
every decade or so, possibly learning something to boot. Each
metamorphosis would necessarily be a change for the better. No
butterfly, no matter how faded or imperfect, was ever uglier than
the larva it emerged from."
- Mather Grouse, in Richard Russo's novel, "Mohawk"
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229.36 | media expectations | INTUNE::RUDNICK | | Wed Feb 12 1992 11:49 | 4 |
| when asked if she was looking forward to doing product endorsements upon
returning to the states, olympic speedskating gold medalist bonnie blair said:
"i'm no michael jordan"
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229.37 | | STUDIO::IDE | now it can be told | Thu Feb 13 1992 08:52 | 5 |
| A Valentine's Day quote, a day early:
"If music be the food of love, play on!"
-- Shakespeare's "Twelfth Night"
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229.38 | If you get confused... | MR4DEC::WENTZELL | Expert Only <><> | Thu Feb 13 1992 10:21 | 6 |
| RE: <<< Note 229.37 by STUDIO::IDE "now it can be told" >>>
Great for a p-name, I may use it someday!!
Scott
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229.39 | | CLOSUS::BARNES | | Thu Feb 13 1992 11:32 | 1 |
| ME? I like to DANCE!!!!!!
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229.40 | | DEDSHO::CLARK | Read My Lips: No New Term | Thu Feb 13 1992 12:47 | 1 |
| "The price of freedom is constant vigilance."
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229.41 | | VMPIRE::CLARK | Read My Lips: No New Term | Tue Feb 18 1992 09:20 | 3 |
| "If someone stuck a pin in my head, it would explode."
-- Jane Q. Public in radio ad for sinus medicine
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229.42 | | STUDIO::IDE | now it can be told | Tue Feb 18 1992 13:12 | 5 |
| Dennis Miller, on his 2/13 talk show, to Sen. Al Gore about his stated
"experimentation" with marijuana: "So, who rolled a tighter joint, you
or Tipper?" He didn't get an answer.
Jamie
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229.43 | made me laugh | STAR::SALKEWICZ | It missed... therefore, I am | Tue Feb 18 1992 13:25 | 9 |
| I liked what Dennis Miller said about Bush the other day:
"Ya know Buch has me wondering,.. I mean the guy is on the ropes
and there's nobody in the ring with him"
%^)
/
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229.44 | Miller on Dow | SSGV02::STROBEL | Not this record, not this record..... | Fri Feb 21 1992 11:27 | 4 |
| maybe Deenis should have his own note.
"Napalm, Agent Orange & silicone breast implants. Gee, Dow makes Exxon look like
the Make a Wish foundation"
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229.45 | | SMURF::GRADY | tim grady, DEC TCP/IP Engineering | Fri Feb 21 1992 11:58 | 13 |
| Monsanto made Agent Orange, not Dow.
I visited their St. Louis plant around 1985 or so, and they were quite apologetic
about it. (while they were telling me about ROUNDUP, a general purpose household
defoliant that they SWORE wasn't made of Agent Orange...:-)
tim
P.S. Maybe they both made AO, I dunno, but I know Monsanto made it.
So it goes.
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229.46 | | CLOSUS::BARNES | | Fri Feb 21 1992 12:16 | 9 |
| A good friend of mine who's family has worked for DOW chemical
for years, and is rather conservative for a youngster, informs me
breast implants are made by DOW Corning...not the same DOW Chemical and
COrning Glass Company.
This is one of the reasons "conservatives" piss and moan at "liberals"
his comment was basically "get yer facts straight!!"
rfb
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229.47 | I knew it | AWARD::CLARK | I'm still alive | Thu Mar 26 1992 16:30 | 4 |
| "I think we are destroying the minds of America. That's been one of my
lifelong ambitions."
-- John Kricfalusi, co-creator of Ren & Stimpy
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229.48 | speaking from the voice of experience ... | BOOKS::BAILEYB | Let my inspiration flow ... | Mon Mar 30 1992 08:57 | 7 |
| [excerpted from The Bethel (Maine) Citizen, March 11, 1992]
"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and
have a tremendous impact on history."
- Dan Quayle
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229.49 | four more years | STUDIO::IDE | now it can be told | Mon Mar 30 1992 09:19 | 11 |
| "I tried marijuana once or twice and didn't like it. I didn't inhale."
-- Bill Clinton
Maybe if he had inhaled, he'd have a different opinion. I'm waiting
for someone to say "I experimented with marijuana and I need more
data."
If the democrats were to form a firing squad, it would be in a circle.
Jamie
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229.50 | | GOOROO::CLARK | Running on Faith | Mon Mar 30 1992 09:42 | 5 |
| re .-1
yeah, I almost hurled when I saw that one. "I didn't inhale" ...
not true, Mr. Clinton! You DO inhale!
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229.51 | inhale this Willy | SLOHAN::FIELDS | Its sad,so sad 'cus the Circus Left Town | Mon Mar 30 1992 09:45 | 6 |
| if he didn't inhale how does he know he don't like it ? like my mom
always said, if ya don't try it don't say you don't like it !
Chris
ps. I don't think my Mom was talkin' 'bout the same thing though...
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229.52 | from the sunday paper... | SMURF::GRADY | tim grady, DEC TCP/IP Engineering | Mon Mar 30 1992 12:52 | 4 |
| "Saying that Bill Clinton is the most electable Democrat is like saying Moe was
the smartest stooge."
tim
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229.53 | | ZENDIA::FERGUSON | Carpal Tunnel Syndrome pain: 8.0 | Mon Apr 06 1992 13:00 | 6 |
| The whole ganja thing w/ Clinton is stupid. he should say, "ya, i tried it
and it really isn't a big deal. i didn't care for it, but, at least i have
tried it and can offer an opinion on it. too many people in this country
have plenty to say about m.j. with no experience."
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229.54 | | SCOONR::GLADU | | Mon Apr 06 1992 13:06 | 3 |
| "The great thing about playing the saxophone is that you don't
have to inhale"
Bill Clinton
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229.55 | | AOXOA::STANLEY | Too much of everything is just enuf... | Mon Apr 06 1992 13:28 | 5 |
|
"Saying you smoked pot and didn't inhale is like saying you drank beer and
didn't swallow."
Some Guy on TV
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229.56 | | DEDSHO::CLARK | I'm still alive | Mon Apr 06 1992 13:28 | 6 |
| re JC
Yeah, but if you want to get elected, you gotta say what the people want to
hear. What the people want to hear is that drug use is the root of all evil
in society. It's a lot easier than having to deal with the *real* sources of
our problems. Drug use is at worst a symptom. All IMO.
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229.57 | "Anyone got a number for after the speech?" B.Clinton | SLOHAN::FIELDS | Its sad,so sad 'cus the Circus Left Town | Mon Apr 06 1992 13:57 | 2 |
| not me !! I wanna hear one POL say he tried it and liked it ! he'll get
my vote !
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229.58 | Don't fall for it! | MEIS::PARE | Ripped-off clever slogan | Mon Apr 06 1992 14:12 | 8 |
| That's not what people want to hear. I'm starting to hear more and more
people talk about how ridiculous the war on drugs is ( people I never
would have expected) . That's just what the politicians and the
oligarchy want to keep pounding into our heads, with the hopes that
someday we'll start to belive it
"Give up your rights! I'll lead you out of this mire of evil that
personal drug use has caused" 8'O ----> |'p
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229.59 | | DEDSHO::CLARK | I'm still alive | Mon Apr 06 1992 15:08 | 1 |
| That's what the majority want, I think. Or the voting majority, anyways.
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229.60 | where do they get these guys anyway ??? | BOOKS::BAILEYB | Let my inspiration flow ... | Mon Apr 06 1992 16:47 | 7 |
| Danny Ainge, on his picks for who's going to win the National League
East (baseball) pennant this season ... "I'll take the Mets, assuming
they can manage to stay out of jail" ... apparently three of the Mets
star players are facing rape charges ...
... Bobbb
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229.61 | | DEDSHO::CLARK | | Mon Apr 27 1992 17:43 | 5 |
| "The genius of our ruling class is that it has kept a majority of the people
from ever questioning the inequity of a system where most people drudge along
paying heavy taxes for which they get nothing in return."
-- Gore Vidal
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229.62 | Jerry Brown? | CSCMA::M_PECKAR | J'adore le monde de Wayne, pas! | Mon Apr 27 1992 17:54 | 4 |
|
Hmmmm. Innerestin', isn't it, that the only candidate who is talking
_serious_ tax reform isn't being taken very seriously by the media (those who
control what the people think)...
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229.63 | :^) my god--it's us and NOT them!! | ROULET::DWEST | Dont Overlook Something Extraordinary | Mon Apr 27 1992 18:00 | 5 |
| the scary thing about the people that govern the country is that more
and more it is becoming people i went to school with!!! :^)
da ve_who_has_a_high_school_aquaintance_
on_the_ballot_in_local_elections
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229.64 | | SMURF::GRADY | Short arms, and deep pockets... | Mon Apr 27 1992 18:04 | 7 |
| >:^) my god--it's us and NOT them!!
Nah, the kids who were republicans back in high school and college, still are.
I just wish that the rest of us could get together long enough to vote them out
of office! ;-)
tim
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229.65 | Sometimes, I wonder if it's me... | 11SRUS::MARK | Waltzing with Bears | Mon Apr 27 1992 20:53 | 15 |
| Re: .62
>Hmmmm. Innerestin', isn't it, that the only candidate who is talking
>_serious_ tax reform isn't being taken very seriously by the media (those who
>control what the people think)...
Andre Marou is also proposing serious (and much more drastic) tax
reform, and look how much attention the media is giving him! :-(
He's a candidate of a national party (Libertarian), on the balot in
fifty states for November's presidential election. The same media that's
trying real hard to pretend he doesn't exist is falling all over itself to
promote H. Ross Perot. Go figure!
Mark
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229.66 | | VERGA::STANLEY | what a long strange trip it's been | Tue Apr 28 1992 10:08 | 1 |
| so is Bo Gritz (from what I've read on the Usenet).
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229.67 | | SMURF::GRADY | Short arms, and deep pockets... | Tue Apr 28 1992 11:27 | 12 |
| From what I've heard of Perot, if he's actually elected, we'll all be
wearing uniforms and kissing our civil rights goodbye in a matter of
months.
I knew people who worked for EDS (founded by Perot, and run by him at
the time), and I got the impression that organization was run much like
Germany in the 30's.
He's a scary guy, but so was Hitler.
tim
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229.68 | | CXDOCS::BARNES | | Tue Apr 28 1992 11:37 | 4 |
| My comments about Perot to his supporters get me some strange
looks..."Ya, that's what this country needs, a capitalistic millionare
running it...JESUS! didn't ya learn anything from Reagan?"
rfb
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229.69 | | VERGA::STANLEY | what a long strange trip it's been | Tue Apr 28 1992 11:52 | 11 |
| Really?
... but.... they're all capitolistic millionares, aren't they?
Oh well... perhaps chaos will favor us with a good selection... life
is funny that way sometimes, you know? The person you least suspect
as being good sometimes ends up being just what is needed or leads to
some significant positive change or something.
Keeping fingers crossed anyway.
"goes to show, you just never know"
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229.70 | food for thought on Perot... | ROULET::DWEST | Dont Overlook Something Extraordinary | Tue Apr 28 1992 11:54 | 7 |
| don't know if i mentioned it before, but according to Bob Woodward's
book "VEIL: The Secret Wars of the CIA" H. Ross Perot was one of the
big private sector contributors to the Iran/Contra arms-for-hostages
scandal... he evidently kicked in large quantities of his own personal
fortune to keep Ollie North's operation running in Nicaragua...
da ve
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229.71 | | CSLALL::HENDERSON | It's a big ol' goofy world | Tue Apr 28 1992 12:38 | 12 |
|
I heard some other interesting tidbits on Perot the other day, but unfortunate-
ly can't remember them, but they were along the lines of what da ve said. I'ms
sure more will come out when/if he formally announces, but with the growing
Perot histeria I doubt if those who support him will want to hear it. The
guy kinda scares me though. But then so does Bush and Clinton.
Jum
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229.72 | same old stuff | AWARD::CLARK | I'm still alive | Tue Apr 28 1992 14:56 | 7 |
| re <<< Note 229.70 by ROULET::DWEST "Dont Overlook Something Extraordinary" >>>
-< food for thought on Perot... >-
> scandal... he evidently kicked in large quantities of his own personal
> fortune to keep Ollie North's operation running in Nicaragua...
Well, that should win him some votes, then. Ollie's a hero!
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229.73 | Can you say "split the vote"? | ESGWST::MIRASSOU | Help! I'm turning ... umop apisdn | Tue Apr 28 1992 17:01 | 7 |
| Hmmmm. If Perot runs, and gets votes, he'll be taking them away from
one of the other candidates. Wonder what the chances are that he'd
take enough away from Bush to let Clinton win?
I think I'll vote for Pat Paulsen, despite what the courts say...
j
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229.74 | I hope I'm wrong... | RANGER::NOURSE | | Thu Apr 30 1992 18:41 | 7 |
| More likely he will split the anti-Bush vote.
Not that it is likely to matter. I have just about given up hope
of ever seeing anybody but a Republican as President. Or anybody
but anti-choice, anti-bill-of-rights, reactionaries in the federal courts.
Maybe, if we work really hard, we can defeat Quayle in 1996. Maybe.
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229.75 | songs of our own | WLDWST::BLAKKAN | He's gone and nothin's gonna bring him back. | Fri May 01 1992 04:54 | 6 |
| "Other videos will follow. Keep only the ones you want."
- from an ad for a series of 'Ben Hur' and like videotapes aired
on CNN immediatly following a piece featuring a panel review of the
RK video tape by attorneys responsible for the defense of 4 quitted
LA policemen.
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229.76 | | LANDO::HAPGOOD | | Fri May 01 1992 09:57 | 18 |
| <<< Note 229.74 by RANGER::NOURSE >>>
-< I hope I'm wrong... >-
> Maybe, if we work really hard, we can defeat Quayle in 1996. Maybe.
Sheeit you are one scary person! :)
They (rep party) know they'd have to do major surgery for Dan Quayle to
be accepted as a real viable candidate....
which leads to this:
It is my belief that Pat Buchannan will be REP of choice in 1996.
Now you really have something to worry about.
and I hope I am very wrong as well.
bob
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229.77 | | STUDIO::IDE | now it can be told | Fri May 01 1992 10:19 | 9 |
| In the spirit of 0.75, and not really a quote. . .
T-shirt slogan seen on a looter in LA (seen by me on CNN):
Shop 'Til You Drop!
No kidding!
Jamie
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229.78 | | CUPTAY::BAILEY | A pirate looks at 40. | Tue May 26 1992 09:52 | 5 |
| Did you ever get the impression that he's just one taco short of a
combination plate?
... Robin Williams on Dan Quayle
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229.79 | K.O. at Cambridge Research Labs 20-MAY-92 | CUPTAY::BAILEY | A pirate looks at 40. | Fri May 29 1992 15:29 | 49 |
|
"Digital has always been a marketing company, close to the customers and
their needs, but nobody knows that. They think we're all nerds."
***
"I told the people who worked for me they were all going to work together
and all the vice presidents quit. They thought I didn't appreciate them."
***
"I thought if we simply broke up into business units, we would start to act
businesslike, but we didn't."
***
"We have to make products that are simple to sell."
***
"They say I'm old and I don't know everything. I may be old, but there's
one thing I know: People don't buy computers."
***
"We got the client-server business all wrong. So did IBM. We thought
'client' meant 'little computer' and 'server' meant 'big computer'. So did
IBM."
***
"Our software strategy is suicidal. Doing everything for everything takes
approximately forever and costs an infinite amount of money."
***
"We put computers down on the floor. There are wires all over the floor
and the air intake is right down there where the dust is. Computers can
hang on the wall."
***
"We've got to let go of timesharing. Timesharing was wonderful. We took
all these disparate things and put them in the same place and then when
they came out the other end they were still separate. This was a great
achievement, but it's not what is wanted now. The world is going away from
the mainframe to smaller computers and they don't know where they're going.
They're waiting for us to tell them."
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229.80 | | BUSY::IRZA | The compass always points to Terrapin | Sat Aug 08 1992 10:05 | 19 |
|
To grow restless
against your surroundings
is depression,
to reach out for love
when you see none
is hope,
to realize life
will outlive you
is conquest,
when mind and reaction
all become one
is belief,
and belief against your depression
will give you hope for conquest
to your surroundings.
-James W. Haughey
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229.81 | | BUSY::IRZA | The compass always points to Terrapin | Fri Aug 21 1992 11:37 | 4 |
|
"Wherever you go, there you are."
- Buckaroo Banzai
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229.82 | I've been there ;-) | SMURF::PETERT | | Fri Aug 21 1992 13:16 | 1 |
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229.83 | | NOVA::FREIWALD | Sic friatur crustum dulce! | Fri Aug 21 1992 13:24 | 7 |
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Did anyone see any of the REp. convention last night? I flipped though
just in time to see someone claiming Americans had the right to
affordable, accessable haircare. Of course he quickly corrected it to
healthcare but I laughed so hard I almost fell off the couch.
:-Chuck
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229.84 | | CSLALL::HENDERSON | from a guitar... | Fri Aug 21 1992 14:00 | 18 |
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I saw that and laughed quite a bit myself...I was thinking..at last everone
can relax and know that their haircare problems are gone forever..
Re Buckaroo Bonzai...when that first came out this guy that works here and I
were talking about the movie and laughing, etc..we were talking about the part
in the factory (or whatever it was) wher everybody's name was John..and ever
since then whenever we see each other we call each other John :-) Really funny
in meetings..people can't figure out who's talking to whom :-)
Jum/john
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229.85 | | NOVA::FREIWALD | Sic friatur crustum dulce! | Fri Aug 21 1992 16:58 | 7 |
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Another from Buckaroo Bonzai...
"The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at
once."
:-Chuck
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229.86 | bargain in cosmetics, maybe | VMPIRE::CLARK | leave your stepping stones behind | Wed Nov 04 1992 10:32 | 3 |
| "I take Him shopping with me. I say, 'OK, Jesus, help me find a bargain.'"
-- Tammy Faye Bakker
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229.87 | Oh Lord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz ... | CUPTAY::BAILEY | Certified Ski Destructor | Wed Nov 04 1992 11:14 | 1 |
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229.88 | | NAC::TRAMP::GRADY | Short arms, and deep pockets... | Wed Nov 04 1992 17:56 | 8 |
| "Woke up this morning,
and both my cars were gone.
Say, I woke up this mornin',
and my Caddilac and my Mercedes Benz were gone
Well, I got so damn mad,
I nearly threw my martini across the lawn"
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229.89 | secret letters! | DEMING::CLARK | I Was Warned | Thu Nov 05 1992 13:53 | 3 |
| "This is so cool I have to go to the bathroom!"
- Calvin, this morning
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229.90 | | NOVA::FREIWALD | Sic friatur crustum dulce! | Tue Nov 10 1992 17:43 | 10 |
|
"Life is mostly froth and bubble,
Two things stand like stone,
Kindness in another's trouble,
Courage in your own."
-- Adam Lindsay Gordon (1833-1870),
"Ye Wearie Wayfarer," Fytte 8
:-Chuck
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229.91 | | HNDRIX::MOLLENHAUER | Centurion! Peel me a grape! | Wed Nov 11 1992 09:14 | 3 |
| "Laws are like cobwebs - they catch the flies but the wasps
and hornets break through"
I ferget who
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229.92 | good one, heidi | CIVIC::ROBERTS | a blinding flash o'the obvious | Wed Nov 11 1992 09:16 | 5 |
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re: .91 ... nice quote. Makes me think of the laws which were twisted
and skewed to absolve more then one man of Carol Stuart's murder.
c
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229.93 | amen | VMPIRE::CLARK | the Gong Show | Tue Dec 01 1992 12:09 | 4 |
| "I don't believe there is an American alive, man, woman, or child,
who doesn't enjoy a lovely beverage from time to time."
-- David Letterman
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229.94 | :-) | RAISE::GLADU | | Wed Mar 10 1993 13:23 | 6 |
|
"I know Al Gore. He wears my ties."
Jerry Garcia
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229.95 | Reminds me of an excuse from an engineering manager! :-) | DRINKS::WEISS | Beer -- It does a body good. | Thu Mar 18 1993 09:52 | 4 |
| "We misunderstood the immensity of the job."
- Andrei M. Jackamets of Hoboken,
trying to dig out his Toyota with
a spatula and a frying pan.
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229.96 | someone hadda do it! :^) | ROULET::DWEST | if wishes were horses... | Fri Mar 19 1993 10:30 | 5 |
| Hoboken?!?!?!?!??!
OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! I'M DYIN'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
da ve
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229.97 | | STAR::HUGHES | Less zooty, more dusted | Wed Mar 24 1993 11:09 | 1 |
| You don't look like a pen-goo-in.
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229.98 | | CXDOCS::BARNES | | Mon Aug 16 1993 12:06 | 7 |
|
"I wonder if the pope has ever seen the wave."
young pope-head in Denver
Sat 8-14-93
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229.99 | couldn't pass it up | CX3PST::BSS::DSMITH | | Mon Aug 16 1993 19:19 | 8 |
|
I wonder if the pops ever seen a Dave!!
Old Deadhead Dave in Colo. springs
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229.100 | the truth revealed! | STRATA::DWEST | reality is not... | Tue Aug 17 1993 09:10 | 6 |
| re -.1
sure... my pop has seen me lots of times... infact, my pop IS a dave!
:^) :^) :^)
da ve
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229.101 | kinda'bout sums it up | NRSTA2::CLARK | live for today | Tue Aug 17 1993 10:13 | 2 |
| "Eee-yah."
-- Chubby Checker
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229.102 | from the 3 stooges | CXDOCS::BARNES | | Tue Aug 24 1993 17:23 | 1 |
| "If at first you don't succeed...suck harder until you do suck seeds."
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229.103 | Right On JUDGE! | CXDOCS::BARNES | | Wed Dec 15 1993 12:35 | 5 |
|
"Seemingly. if one wishes to promote family values, action would be
taken that is pro-family rather than anti some other group."
Judge Jeffery Bayless
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229.104 | Some choice quotes | SALES::GKELLER | An armed society is a polite society - RH | Thu Feb 03 1994 10:42 | 83 |
| The following quotes are posted with relevance to the article I posted in
"The World We Live In" note. I know that on the surface these notes have
nothing to do with the Grateful Dead, however "Deadheads" and "gunnuts"
have several things in common. First of all we are 2 of the most
stereotyped groups in america, second both groups care deeply about the
freedoms that we enjoy, and the society that we live within.
There are some great words written in the following quotes that help to
back up the great (even powerful/magical) words written down in the
Constitution.
Edmund Burke: "The people never give up their liberties but under some
delusion." 1784 SPEECH.
Noah Webster: " The supreme power in America cannot enforce unjust laws by
the sword, because the whole body of the people are armed, and
constitute a force superior to any band of regular troops..."
AN EXAMINATION INTO THE LEADING PRINCIPALS OF THE FEDERAL
CONSTITUTION PROPOSED BY THE LATE CONVENTION (1787).
Patrick Henry: "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every
one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will
preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that
force, you are ruined." DURING VIRGINIA'S RATIFICATION
CONVENTION (1788).
William Pitt: " If I were an American, as I am an Englishman, while a foreign
troop was landed in my country, I never would lay down my arms-
never-never-never! You cannot conquer Americal." 1777 SPEECH.
Benjamin Franklin: " They that give up essential liberty to obtain a little
temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
HISTORICAL REVIEW OF PENNSYLVANIA (1759).
Thomas Jefferson: " No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms."
PROPOSED VIRGINIA CONSTITUTION (1776), JEFFERSON PAPERS
344, (J. BOYD, ED. 1950).
John Adams: " Arms in the hands of individual citizens may be used at
individual discretion...in private self-defense." A DEFENSE OF
THE CONSTITUTIONS OF GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF
AMERICA (1787-1788).
James Madison: The Constitution preserves "the advantage of being armed
which Americans possess over the people of almost every
other nation...(where) the governments are afraid to trust
the people with arms." THE FEDERALIST #46.
Thomas Paine: " ...arms discourage and keep the invader and plunderer in
awe, and preserve order in the world as well as property...
Horrid mischief would ensue were the law-abiding deprived of
the use of them." THOUGHTS ON DEFENSIVE WAR, (1775).
Jefferson: " Laws that forbid the carrying of arms..disarm only those
who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes
...such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better
for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to
prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with
greater confidence than an armed man." QUOTING 18th CENTURY
CRIMINOLOGIST CESARE BECCARIA IN _On Crimes_and_Punishment_
(1764).
Richard Henry
Lee: " A militial when properly formed are in fact the people
themselves...and include all men capable of bearing arms...To
preserve liberty it is essential that the whole body of
people always possess arms..." ADDITIONAL LETTERS FROM THE
FEDERAL FARMER 53 (1788).
Samuel Adams: " The Constitution shall never be construed to prevent the
people of the United States who are peacable citizens from
keeping their own arms." DURING MASSACHUSETTS' U.S.
CONSTITUTION RATIFICATION CONVENTION (1788).
George Mason: " I ask, sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people...
To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to
enslave them." DURING VIRGINIA'S RATIFICATION CONVENTION
(1788).
Source:
NRA/ILA 1994 Calendar
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229.105 | thanx for posting geoff! very inspirational! | BUSY::IRZA | living in a land of negative improvement | Thu Feb 03 1994 11:10 | 7 |
|
>Benjamin Franklin: " They that give up essential liberty to obtain a little
> temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
> HISTORICAL REVIEW OF PENNSYLVANIA (1759).
words to live by!
^dave
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229.106 | | SLOHAN::FIELDS | Strange Brew | Thu Feb 03 1994 16:27 | 3 |
| run away ! run away !
- Monty Python
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229.107 | gun control note 210.* | SLOHAN::FIELDS | Strange Brew | Fri Feb 04 1994 10:04 | 5 |
| I moved all this gun talk to note 210.* so please continue it there.
thanks
Chris_mod
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229.108 | One world, one place, one peace... | CARROL::YOUNG | where is this place in space??? | Thu Feb 10 1994 13:26 | 4 |
|
"One is not half of two...it is two which are halves of One."
Anonymous bathroom artist
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229.109 | Actually, Pooh said it better | ISLNDS::CONNORS_M | | Tue Feb 15 1994 13:40 | 8 |
|
On Tuesday, when the sky is blue,
And I have nothing else to do,
I sometimes wonder if it's true
That who is what and what is who.
A.A. Milne
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229.110 | | TERAPN::PHYLLIS | you are the eyes of the world | Mon Mar 14 1994 11:58 | 8 |
|
"and once again, I find myself thinking about my gun-toting,
feeble-minded friend"
- Paul Kantner, after singing "Sketches of China", Saturday night,
Irving Plaza, NYC
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229.111 | tiny dr tim needs a dose | CXDOCS::BARNES | | Tue Jun 14 1994 14:02 | 9 |
| and another one from the only good generation cops out....
"I get really disgusted and despairing when I see young teens smoking
grass and lying around listening to the Grateful Dead."
- Tim Leary
from a Parade newspaper article about pot that came buried within
the Sunday Morning Gaggatte, Colo Springs
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229.112 | V.R. and Tim Leary | AKOCOA::SMITH_D | Anybody really know what time it is? | Tue Jun 14 1994 14:13 | 9 |
|
Jeepers!!!
About six years ago I was listening to NPR and they had Timothy Leary
on talking about Virtual Reality (it was my first time ever hearing
about V.R.). Apparently Tim spent the day in a V.R. world and it
blew his mind (imagine that!). I guess he is a strong anti drug
advocate now and believes the youth of the future will get high on
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229.113 | Tim is still in the VR world ! IMHO !!! | SLOHAN::FIELDS | Strange Brew | Tue Jun 14 1994 14:20 | 6 |
| hey that Tim, go around poppin' acid for years havin' all the fun,
telling everyone to tune something in out up down whatever, then he has
the balls to say that ! I don't think he has got a braincell left in
his head !
Chris
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229.114 | never believe everything you read... | QUARRY::petert | rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty | Tue Jun 14 1994 16:31 | 5 |
| What, nobody got the feeling that Dr. Tim may have been pulling Parade's
leg a little bit? Tim wasn't a Prankster, but he's not far from it.
PeterT
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229.115 | | GRANPA::TDAVIS | | Tue Jun 14 1994 17:16 | 5 |
| I had the feeling that he was concerned that people should be tripping
rather then smoking pot? The article about Marijuana was rather
lame, same old story... Despite the evidence, it will not be legalized
in my lifetime, perhaps around 2045 or so..zz
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229.116 | ;-) | AKOCOA::SMITH_D | Anybody really know what time it is? | Tue Jun 14 1994 17:20 | 2 |
|
Yeah, generation X does sound like something good to smoke!
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229.117 | old=not conceived but conceiving at Woodstock.. | SALEM::LEBLANC | | Tue Jun 14 1994 17:20 | 6 |
| just a question of curiosity from a naive Gen X'er do most of you
ahem, older folk feel that marijuana willnot be legalized before the
year 2000?
survey_man
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229.118 | what was the question ? | SLOHAN::FIELDS | Strange Brew | Tue Jun 14 1994 17:23 | 2 |
| in 6 years, I don't see it....not unless Bill tells the truth about not
inhaling !:')
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229.119 | | ROCK::FROMM | This space intentionally left blank. | Tue Jun 14 1994 17:28 | 10 |
| > -< old=not conceived but conceiving at Woodstock.. >-
well, i wasn't exactly conceiving at woodstock (i was only 2 days old), but
i'll voice my opinion anyway.
i do not think that marijuana will be legalized before the year 2000.
i do, however, think that it may be legalized at some point in my lifetime.
- rich
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229.120 | :^( doubt it... | STRATA::DWEST | riding on Blaine the Mono... | Tue Jun 14 1994 17:39 | 7 |
| maybe in my lifetime, but not by 2000...
biggest problem with legalizing now is prolly not even internal to
US... my bet is we're tied into too many international treaties and
there's too much money involved in local aid, interdiction etc...
da ve
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229.121 | | GRANPA::TDAVIS | | Tue Jun 14 1994 18:33 | 2 |
| We had a shot at this many years ago (1970's), but thanks to the
cocaine epidemic, and Mr Reagan's failed policy's... NO WAY.
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229.122 | did any one else call the parade number??? | QUARRY::petert | rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty | Wed Jun 15 1994 12:17 | 30 |
| I see encouraging things all the time, and then I see things that discourage
me. Chance of Mr. Bill introducing anything remotely like this in his
first term is zilch I would say. Probably not much higher in a second
term, should he get one. Encouraging things? German high court saying
people should not be prosecuted for small amounts of grass and hash.
Columbia doing the same thing a few weeks later, for all drugs. But
I think Germany has a bit higher moral ground than Columbia for our country.
There are some changes taking place on our shores too. I think that the
Clinton administration has taken a lot of the money out of interdiction
and moved it towards education, where it really belongs. But I don't know
if we've seen much affect from that yet. And they have said they will
review the policy on medical marijuana, at least I think I remember something
about that. And there is Joecylin (sp?) Elders statments about investigating
legalization of drugs, aside from the administrations flat statement that
it won't happen. At least it puts the thought in some peoples heads.
The Supreme court saying you can't be taxed twice on drug profits,
though that comes after being arrested I believe, so I'm not sure that
its a real win. I believe they also voted something against the forfeiture
laws also, something to the affect that the government has to file a written
intent that they will sieze your property which is subject to review
or some such. These are all kind of just chinks in the Wall of the war
on drugs/rights, but they may grow a bit.
Discouraging things? People still getting busted. Gary Shepard.
D.A.R.E. (noble idea, perhaps, but simplistic, stupid, and wrong information
given about pot).
Before 2000? I can only wish. But I'm not putting my money on it.
PeterT
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229.123 | so true | SLOHAN::FIELDS | Ain't gonna worry my life anymore | Thu Dec 15 1994 15:47 | 6 |
|
"Yes, People everywhere want Peace - it's usually Politicians that
cause trouble."
Paul McCartney's Dad
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229.124 | Eh? | TRLIAN::DUGGAN | | Fri Dec 30 1994 08:40 | 8 |
| Not exactly a quote but
From the Esquire Magazine Dubious Achievements Awards for the year
1994:
A man in Michigan was treated at his local hospital
after wounding himself in the head
...while cleaning his crossbow.
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229.125 | | ASDG::IDE | My mind's lost in a household fog. | Wed Jan 11 1995 12:25 | 4 |
| Today's Boston Globe, p. 42:
The court sealed the photographs, one of which reportedly showed Bowman
in a compromising position and holding a banana.
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229.126 | | ASDG::IDE | My mind's lost in a household fog. | Tue Feb 21 1995 08:41 | 5 |
| Headers removed to protect the guilty:
>c)If any employee witnesses a fire, they are empowered to pull the fire
> alarm. They can pull either the yellow alarm for local evacuation or red
> alarm for global evacuation.
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229.127 | :^) | ALFA1::DWEST | but i play one on tv... | Tue Feb 21 1995 09:06 | 5 |
| question of the day...
where does one go in the event of a "global evacuation"???????
da ve
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229.128 | see you on the DSOFM | QUOIN::BELKIN | one...3...5...7..8..9.10! | Tue Feb 21 1995 09:29 | 2 |
|
"OK, everybody offa dis planet, NOW, DAMMIT!!!"
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229.129 | | CXDOCS::BARNES | | Tue Feb 21 1995 09:38 | 1 |
| to the bar.....
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229.130 | EXTRA, EXTRA...Martians sweeping the earth clean... | HAZEL::YOUNG | where is this place in space??? | Tue Feb 21 1995 11:02 | 3 |
| ...and into the vacuum....
Musta been that giant sucking sound Ross aluded to...
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229.131 | | ASDG::IDE | My mind's lost in a household fog. | Tue Feb 21 1995 11:14 | 7 |
| re .127
Rally points on the Moon, of course. I think you need some refresher site
safety training. :-)
I can't decide what's sillier, "global evacuation" or being empowered to pull
the fire alarm if we spot a fire.
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229.132 | and the intergallactic bypass! | AWATS::WESTERVELT | | Tue Feb 21 1995 11:33 | 2 |
|
Remember Ford Prefect.
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229.133 | | ROCK::FROMM | This space intentionally left blank. | Tue Feb 21 1995 11:36 | 11 |
| >I can't decide what's sillier, "global evacuation" or being empowered to pull
>the fire alarm if we spot a fire.
thanks for the news jamie. i had always thought that, in the event of a fire,
the first thing to do was return to my office and leisurely read through my
Employee Safety Handbook.
remember, "Do not attempt to put out a fire with a fire extinguisher if you
have not been trained to use the equipment."
- rich
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229.134 | | STAR::HUGHES | Captain Slog | Thu Feb 23 1995 14:28 | 7 |
| When I worked as a hospital lab tech, we were told that in the event of
a fire we were not allowed to use the word 'fire'. We were to call some
number and report 'combustion'.
We were only allowed to say 'fire' if there wasn't one.
gary
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229.135 | | NAC::TRAMP::GRADY | Subvert the dominant pair of dimes | Thu Feb 23 1995 15:15 | 12 |
| That's wierd
If you take a self-defense class, they tell you not to
yell "Help" or "Rape" because people will run...instead,
they say yell "Fire!"
So if there's a fire, you can't yell "Fire!", what do
you do? Yell "Rape!"??
:-/
tim
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229.136 | c'mon | WILLEE::OSTIGUY | | Thu Feb 23 1995 15:26 | 14 |
| >When I worked as a hospital lab tech, we were told that in the event of
>a fire we were not allowed to use the word 'fire'. We were to call some
>number and report 'combustion'.
Wow, that's ridiculous...it's almost like taking politically correct
disaster terms a bit too far :)))
Tim, you're right...maybe my brother in law would have gotten more help
when he was being stabbed to death, if, instead of saying "help, he's
stabbing me" he said something like..."ah, excuse me folks, but this
little puke is repeatedly sticking that knife into my body..."
sorry_folks_from_an_angry_Wes_who_thinx_this_garbage_of_saying_the_
correct_thing_has_gone_Too_far
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229.137 | I agree....... | CSLALL::LEBLANC_C | Please don't dominate the rapJACK | Thu Feb 23 1995 15:30 | 3 |
| this is a kinder and gentler nation Wes..
people have gotten so thin skinned it has led to the point of paranoia
with political correctness...
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229.138 | Been covered (!) before... | TRLIAN::DUGGAN | | Thu Feb 23 1995 15:43 | 8 |
| "I yelled 'Fire!' when I fell into the chocolate,
I yelled 'Fire!' when I fell into the chocolate,
I yelled 'Fire!' when I fell into the chocolate,
Lolly-tu-dum-tu-dum,
Lolly-tu-dum-day.
Because nobody would come rescue me if I yelled CHOCOLATE!"
...T. Smothers, 1966
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229.139 | Lolly-tu-dum-day | AD::STEWART | | Thu Feb 23 1995 17:18 | 15 |
| > "I yelled 'Fire!' when I fell into the chocolate,
> I yelled 'Fire!' when I fell into the chocolate,
> I yelled 'Fire!' when I fell into the chocolate,
> Lolly-tu-dum-tu-dum,
> Lolly-tu-dum-day.
> Because nobody would come rescue me if I yelled CHOCOLATE!"
Wow does that bring back some old memories. When I was about
ten or so I found that Smothers Brothers album in my fathers
record collection and it quickly became one of my fav's. ;-)
I havn't heard that in years. Too funny.....
Later,
Jim
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229.140 | masters of war | WECARE::ROBERTS | climb a ladder to the stars | Fri Feb 24 1995 09:17 | 11 |
|
I don't have this phrase totally right but I want to get this quote in today
because it's eating at my minnnnnd. It's from Dylan's "Masters of War"
and he's talking about the war/hate mongers of the world and he says
to them : "you've given(?) the worst crime / the fear to have children/
in our time ..."
It's the essence of the phrase ... Josh, do you have your Dylan lyrics
book handy?
carol
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229.141 | Early Dylan's a specialty | TRLIAN::DUGGAN | | Fri Feb 24 1995 09:23 | 7 |
| "You've thrown the worst fear
That can ever be hurled
Fear to bring children
Into this world..."
...mike
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229.142 | | WECARE::ROBERTS | climb a ladder to the stars | Fri Feb 24 1995 12:07 | 5 |
| cool! Thanks Mike! See how close I was!
:-) :-)
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229.143 | the "1st" commandment ... fear be damned! :-) | SUBPAC::MAGGARD | Mail Order Wives | Fri Feb 24 1995 13:26 | 4 |
|
"Be Fruitful and Multiply."
- The Book of Genesis
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229.144 | :-) | BIGQ::DCLARK | son of Sam-I-Am | Fri Feb 24 1995 14:27 | 8 |
| On a lighter note ... my 9 year old daughter is entering a science
fair. In the Official Science Fair Guidelines note they sent home
there was a stern warning:
"No human body parts will be allowed with the exception of hair,
nails, and teeth"
Makes you wonder what happened in the past!
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229.145 | :^0 | CSLALL::LEBLANC_C | Please don't dominate the rapJACK | Fri Feb 24 1995 14:31 | 2 |
| what school was this
Jeffrey Dahmer Elementary?
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229.146 | Heah come de JUDGE! | TRLIAN::DUGGAN | | Fri Feb 24 1995 14:41 | 22 |
| You REALLY don't want to know!
I have been a Science Fair judge at every level:
school
district
regional
state
International
This will be my 20th year as a judge.
I have seen sone TRULY WIERD STUFF! come doen the pike... everything
from a Baptist view of evolution to Nobel-prize quality exhibits (I
mean it... the girl who did this work is now in the Ph.D program at
Stanford after getting an engineering BS at MIT and a bniology BA
at Harvard concurrently...in three years) (and going "Hello, sailor!"
every Saturday night) (she was and probably still is a real hellion)
anyhoo... the thing most brought in was bones. But there was a lot of
blood and other things on occasion too...
...judge mikey
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229.147 | cool! | BIGQ::DCLARK | scream without raising your voice | Tue Mar 14 1995 09:56 | 4 |
| "The blues isn't about feeling bad ... it's about making other
people feel worse"
- jazz man to Lisa Simpson
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229.148 | From the news today | DELNI::DSMITH | We'll make great pets | Sun Apr 23 1995 20:49 | 3 |
|
Violence is NOT a RIGHT
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229.149 | | SUBPAC::MAGGARD | Mail Order Wives | Mon Apr 24 1995 13:01 | 9 |
|
> Violence is NOT a RIGHT
yeah... it's a priveledge to which the fine people of Amerika have given to
their government. :-(
- jeff_feeling_very_Monday-ish
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229.150 | :-) | MROA::MCONNORS | | Tue Jun 20 1995 16:52 | 12 |
|
"Happiness is not a state to arrive at, but a manner of traveling.
- Margaret Lee Runbeck
:-)
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229.151 | | DELNI::DSMITH | We've got mountains to climb | Tue Jun 27 1995 14:43 | 8 |
|
One of my favorite quotes...think it's R. Hunter's work.
Never deceases to amaze me.
"Some folks would be happy just to have one dream come true
But everything you gather is just more that you can lose."
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229.152 | | CXDOCS::BARNES | | Tue Jun 27 1995 15:51 | 4 |
| re: last
kinda like my "The more you make the more you spend."
rfb
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229.153 | | MROA::MCONNORS | | Tue Jun 27 1995 16:16 | 7 |
| re: -2
Is that from built to last?
In any case, it's running through my head now to the tune of BTL! ;-)
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229.154 | | BINKLY::CEPARSKI | You Don't Know How Easy It Is | Tue Jun 27 1995 17:15 | 5 |
| >>Is that from built to last?
"Mission In the Rain" - done once or twice by the Dead but most common
for JGB.
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229.155 | Mission in the rain - nice lyrics!!!! | DELNI::DSMITH | We've got mountains to climb | Tue Jun 27 1995 17:22 | 32 |
|
Mission in the Rain
-------------------
I turn and walk away then I come 'round again
It looks as though tomorrow I'll do pretty much the same.
I must turn down your offer but I'd like to ask a break
You know I'm ready to give everything for anything I take.
Someone called my name you know I turned around to see
It was midnight in the Mission and the bells were not for me.
Come again, walking along in the Mission in the rain,
Come again, walking along in the Mission in the rain,
Ten years ago, I walked this street my dreams were riding tall
Tonight I would be thankful Lord, for any dream at all.
Some folks would be happy just to have one dream come true
But everything you gather is just more that you can lose.
Come again, walking along in the Mission in the rain,
Come again, walking along in the Mission in the rain,
All the things I planned to do I only did half way
Tomorrow will be Sunday born of rainy Saturday.
There's some satisfaction in the San Francisco rain
No matter what comes down the Mission always looks the same.
Come again, walking along in the Mission in the rain.
|
229.156 | thanks! | MROA::MCONNORS | | Wed Jun 28 1995 09:10 | 4 |
|
ah yes..... "click"
|
229.157 | | WECARE::ROBERTS | climb a ladder to the stars | Thu Jun 29 1995 11:49 | 2 |
|
I could do a jerry show soon
|
229.158 | | MROA::MCONNORS | | Thu Jun 29 1995 14:06 | 2 |
| ditto
|
229.159 | | CXDOCS::BARNES | | Thu Oct 05 1995 12:27 | 6 |
|
Only the children can see
R. Hunter
liner notes inside 3 from the Vault
|
229.160 | | STAR::ECOMAN::DEBESS | a leaf of all colors plays... | Thu Oct 05 1995 12:32 | 10 |
| > Only the children can see
I -loved- that story - it made me feel like a child -
cause I know I would have reacted with joy even if I
didn't know what they were all about - I probably would
have run after them to try to get on the bus...
Debess
|
229.161 | From "The Moral Animal" | FOUNDR::OUIMETTE | Eyes of the World | Fri Jan 12 1996 08:54 | 12 |
| From "The Moral Animal", by Robert Wright:
"Giving men tips on how to have a sucessful monagamous marriage is a
little like giving a Viking a pamphlet entitled "How not to pillage"".
Standard discliamer re: the above is not intended to endorse either
non-monagamy or non-Mariage, etc., I just thought it hilarious....
FWIW, the book is fascinating; it is subtitled something like "An
exploration in Evolutionary Psychology", which attempts to explain
quite a bit about modern-day problems between the sexes, in
childrearing, and a whole lot more based on a Darwinian perspective of
ingrained successfull gene-passing strategies. Highly reccomended....
|
229.162 | | ASDG::IDE | My mind's lost in a household fog. | Mon Jan 15 1996 09:30 | 7 |
| From a radio ad on during one of yesterday's football games: "Call
1-800-D-I-V-O-R-C-E. Because not all matches are made in heaven."
And one I made up myself: "Anyone who's not their own cousin hates the
Cowboys."
Jamie
|
229.163 | Good one! | SALEM::MARTIN_S | Perpetual Smile... | Mon Jan 15 1996 10:38 | 9 |
|
HA! :-)
Jamie, *that's* gonna be an instant classic.
I'll be using that one if you don't mind. :-)
Steve-O
|
229.164 | take that yankees!!! %^) | SPECXN::BARNES | | Mon Jan 15 1996 10:58 | 1 |
| GO COWBOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
229.165 | Don't mess with Texas.... | PCBUOA::LEBLANCC | All good things in all good time | Mon Jan 15 1996 11:59 | 4 |
| America's team my arse
The governemnt should let Texas secede and then overrun them in a mass
invasion
|
229.166 | | SPECXN::BARNES | | Mon Jan 15 1996 12:28 | 5 |
| RE:" The governemnt should let Texas secede and then overrun them in a
mass invasion"
^^^^
I'm sure that most Texans would leave if everyone from Mass showed
up....%^)
|
229.167 | | NETRIX::dan | Dan Harrington | Mon Jan 29 1996 11:47 | 14 |
|
"The music seemed to creep up through the heavy carpet, to ooze from
the walls, to flurry, like snowflakes, from the ceiling, rising and
falling in measured cadences unlike any music I had ever heard. It
seemed to steal, now softly, now merrily, on tiptoe into the room to
see whether we were awake or asleep, to brush away a tear, if tear
there was, or gambol airily and merrily, if such was our humor, and
then as softly, sometimes sadly, to steal out again and lose itself
in the distance. It was just such music as a boatful of fairies
sailing about in the clear water of the fountain might have made, or
that with which an angel mother would sing its angel babe to sleep.
It seemed to enter every fibre of the body, and satisfy a music-hunger
that had never before been satisfied."
- H.H. Kane (1888)
|
229.168 | | WECARE::ROBERTS | climb a ladder to the stars | Tue Jan 30 1996 10:58 | 2 |
| i think i was there
|
229.169 | | ASDG::IDE | My mind's lost in a household fog. | Thu Feb 01 1996 11:12 | 3 |
| "Every year 11% of women aged 15 to 19 become pregnant. President Clinton
is trying to change that." --CNN Headline News, January 29th, 1996
|
229.170 | | SPECXN::BARNES | | Wed Mar 13 1996 19:06 | 8 |
| what with some of the most recent discussions in here about men and
women, I thought this appropriate....IT'S A JOKE!!!!
" Here's to beer, so amber and pure---
Not as sweet as a woman's lips,
but a damn sight more sincere."
Old Irish Toast
|
229.171 | | NETRIX::dan | Dan Harrington | Fri Apr 05 1996 12:47 | 5 |
|
Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not
born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that
a new world is born.
- Anais Nin
|
229.172 | | NETRIX::dan | Dan Harrington | Fri Jun 14 1996 11:22 | 11 |
|
But then they danced down the street like dindledodies, and
I shambled after as I've been doing all my life after people
who interest me, because the only people for me are the mad
ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be
saved, desirious of everything at the same time, the ones who
never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn
like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders
across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight
pop and everybody goes "Awwww!"
- Jack Kerouac
|
229.173 | coincidence? I think not! | ASABET::DCLARK | SBU Technology Group | Fri Jun 14 1996 16:27 | 5 |
| re .-1
wow! I just read that in my copy of "On the Road" about 10
minutes ago, waiting for mammoth ACCESS queries to run. I
was thinking of putting that in here.
|
229.174 | | NETRIX::dan | Dan Harrington | Fri Jun 14 1996 17:12 | 10 |
| > wow! I just read that in my copy of "On the Road" about 10
> minutes ago, [...]
I got it from Bartlett's Familiar Quotations...I decided to update
the /etc/motd on our timesharing system, opened to a random page,
and that jumped out at me.
But you're right...it couldn't be a coincidence! :-)
Dan
|
229.175 | | WECARE::ROBERTS | climb a ladder to the stars | Mon Jun 17 1996 10:11 | 7 |
| That's one of my favorite Kerouac quotes. A perfect example of
sentence formation :-) . Reading him is like plunging headlong
into a sea of words. Listening/watching tapes of his stuff makes me
feel connected to a swirling world of ideas and dreams and I'm reminded
again of the similarities between his work and dylan's.
c
|
229.176 | | SPECXN::BARNES | | Fri Jul 19 1996 16:25 | 17 |
| "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk.
That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
Ernest Hemingway
and a couple just for Furthur tomorrow........
The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom.
William Blake
Toss the pot, toss the pot;
let us be merry.,
And drink till our cheeks
be as red as a cherry.
17th Century drinking ballad
FURTHUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
229.177 | | NETRIX::dan | Dan Harrington | Thu Jul 25 1996 16:26 | 7 |
|
"I didn't intend for this to take on a political
tone. I'm just here for the drugs."
- Nancy Reagan
[Her reply when asked a political question at a "Just Say No" rally.]
|
229.178 | | NETRIX::dan | Dan Harrington | Thu Sep 19 1996 11:00 | 9 |
229.179 | | SPECXN::BARNES | | Thu Sep 19 1996 11:25 | 5 |
229.180 | | SPECXN::BARNES | | Thu Sep 19 1996 17:13 | 8 |
229.181 | What, vote for the GOP candidate? :^) | WMOIS::LEBLANCC | All good things in all good time | Fri Sep 20 1996 08:34 | 1 |
229.182 | | NETRIX::dan | Dan Harrington | Fri Sep 20 1996 14:45 | 5 |
229.183 | can you say "For Sale" ??? | JARETH::LARU | au contraire... | Fri Sep 20 1996 14:48 | 3 |
229.184 | Nancy liked his slogan tho | WMOIS::LEBLANCC | All good things in all good time | Fri Sep 20 1996 14:53 | 4 |
229.185 | | SMURF::PETERT | rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty | Fri Sep 20 1996 21:52 | 8 |
229.186 | | SPECXN::BARNES | | Mon Sep 23 1996 13:16 | 5 |
229.187 | | SMURF::connor.zk3.dec.com::hotpup::strobel | | Fri Sep 27 1996 15:03 | 3 |
229.188 | | MKOTS3::JOLLIMORE | Always a hoot! | Tue Oct 01 1996 09:10 | 6 |
229.189 | All this hiking talk lately reminded me of... | NETRIX::dan | Dan Harrington | Wed Oct 09 1996 12:39 | 17 |
229.190 | | SPECXN::BARNES | | Wed Oct 09 1996 16:41 | 2 |
229.191 | good one! | DELNI::DSMITH | Can you see the real me | Wed Oct 09 1996 17:06 | 27 |
229.192 | | EVMS::OCTOBR::DEBESS | seeking all thats stil unsung | Wed Oct 09 1996 17:18 | 12 |
229.193 | Falling piano...I like the imagery... :-) | NETRIX::dan | Dan Harrington | Wed Oct 09 1996 17:35 | 10 |
229.194 | freedom is a word for nothing left to lose | DELNI::DSMITH | Can you see the real me | Wed Oct 09 1996 17:44 | 12 |
229.195 | Edward Abbey | NIHE::KUPIEC | | Thu Oct 10 1996 12:08 | 12 |
229.196 | | NETRIX::dan | Dan Harrington | Thu Oct 10 1996 12:29 | 7 |
229.189 | really? | ASDG::IDE | My mind's lost in a household fog. | Mon Dec 23 1996 12:47 | 14 |
229.190 | red tape | WMOIS::LEBLANCC | All good things in all good time | Mon Dec 30 1996 10:34 | 7 |
229.191 | pack'n it up | DELNI::DSMITH | In a minute I'll be free | Thu Jan 02 1997 13:57 | 5 |
229.192 | | SPECXN::BARNES | | Wed Feb 05 1997 12:03 | 16 |
| from a bumpersticker Hoot gave me....
Give us this day, our daily dead...
from a letter to Hunter...
"we didn't follow them around to listen to dead songs...we lived one!"
we should all pay particular attention to that last one....and live
it!!!
rfb
|
229.193 | | SPECXN::BARNES | | Wed Feb 05 1997 12:27 | 6 |
| here's another classic from a letter to Hunter...
"Oh my gosh, You mean we're deadhedas.?"
5 year old girl after finding out her 3 favorite songs
(Wheel, UJB, Box) were all by the dead.
|
229.194 | | EVMS::OCTOBR::DEBESS | seeking all thats stil unsung | Wed Feb 05 1997 12:31 | 11 |
| > Give us this day, our daily dead...
like it!
> "we didn't follow them around to listen to dead songs...we lived one!"
> we should all pay particular attention to that last one....and live
> it!!!
depends on which one ;-)
|
229.195 | | SPECXN::BARNES | | Wed Feb 05 1997 12:36 | 7 |
| re;
depends on which one!
all rolls into one.....%^)
rfb
|
229.196 | who said it ? | SUBSYS::TURCOTTE | | Mon Mar 03 1997 17:04 | 27 |
| Who said the following?
Well, I do something very different on the guitar. I don't so much play
the guitar as make up stuff... the notes that I play during the solo, I
conceive it as a composition that's happening instantly at the time that
it's... You know, you have 2 minutes to fill up or you have 9 minutes to
fill up or whatever it is - a piece of time which is anywhere from 2 to 9
minutes long and you're gonna decorate it with notes - you're gonna make
a composition in there.
The quality of that composition is determined by what you're physically
capable of playing at that time, what the rhythm section will allow you to
play and whether or not the keyboard player who's supplying the harmonic
climate is going to mess up what you're playing by sticking in his favorite
Jazz Chord right there. These are all the dangers a person faces when
improvising a guitar solo.
There are some guitar players who will practise their guitar solos and they
will always be perfect and they will be the same every night - I don't do
that. When it's time to play, I don't know what I'm going to play until I
start doing it; and then an idea will pop up and I'll just develop it in the
same way I'd develop an idea on a piece paper except that I don't have to
wait to hear it - I get to hear it as it's coming out.
Answer will be posted tomorrow.
|
229.197 | ;-) | TEPTAE::WESTERVELT | play at max volume | Mon Mar 03 1997 17:22 | 1 |
| Me. I said it.
|
229.198 | | HELIX::CLARK | | Mon Mar 03 1997 17:23 | 15 |
| I don't know. You want me to say "Jerry". 8)
I did read Jerry say something similar to this in MUSICIAN magazine...
> You know, you have 2 minutes to fill up or you have 9 minutes to
> fill up or whatever it is - a piece of time which is anywhere from 2 to 9
> minutes long and you're gonna decorate it with notes - you're gonna make
> a composition in there.
He said there's a million different ways to get from Point A to Point B in
a chord progression or a song, and that he thought he had gotten much
better at it over the years. (This was in the team interview of Jerry
Garcia & Elvis Costello.)
The heck with it, I'll guess it's Jerry. - JayC.
|
229.199 | | SPECXN::BARNES | | Mon Mar 03 1997 17:28 | 2 |
| couldn't be Jerry, not if it's a direct quote anyway...no "mans" and
repetitive "ya knows".....%^)
|
229.200 | | ALFA2::DWEST | i believe in chemo girl! | Mon Mar 03 1997 17:36 | 5 |
| i was thinking of guessing Phil, until he said something about
what the rythm section would let him do... :^) kinda hard
for it to be Phil... he IS the rythm section... :^)
da ve
|
229.201 | Jimi | RDVAX::LEVY | Run Like an Antelope | Mon Mar 03 1997 21:41 | 4 |
| My guess is Jimi Hendrix.
dave
|
229.202 | | MKOTS3::JOLLIMORE | Keep on pushing, straight ahead | Tue Mar 04 1997 08:17 | 9 |
| sure sounds like jerry to me.
hendrix didn't often use a keyboard player, did he?
he played his own rhythm.
he, like SRV, could play two parts at once.
maybe duane allman?
it's probably that phish guy :-q
|
229.203 | | BINKLY::CEPARSKI | May Your Song Always Be Sung | Tue Mar 04 1997 08:31 | 3 |
| >>it's probably that phish guy :-q
I'm with you Jay. What IS his name NEway?
|
229.204 | | MKOTS3::JOLLIMORE | Keep on pushing, straight ahead | Tue Mar 04 1997 09:05 | 5 |
| who cares?
;-) ;-)
|
229.205 | | WMOIS::LEBLANCC | All good things in all good time | Tue Mar 04 1997 09:08 | 1 |
| Amen
|
229.206 | fan mail from some... | ALFA2::DWEST | i believe in chemo girl! | Tue Mar 04 1997 09:34 | 1 |
| Flounder?
|
229.207 | as in fisherman | WMOIS::LEBLANCC | All good things in all good time | Tue Mar 04 1997 09:50 | 1 |
| Gorton
|
229.208 | | FABSIX::D_TODD | | Tue Mar 04 1997 10:37 | 6 |
|
Sheeeeeeeshhhhh.....Armand....it's tomorrow already!!!!
:^) :^) :^)
|
229.209 | | ALFA2::DWEST | i believe in chemo girl! | Tue Mar 04 1997 10:43 | 2 |
| uhhh, actually, where i am, it's "today" again... :^)
|
229.210 | | FABSIX::D_TODD | | Tue Mar 04 1997 10:47 | 6 |
|
> uhhh, actually, where i am, it's "today" again... :^)
Dohhhh!
|
229.211 | | TEPTAE::WESTERVELT | PLAY AT MAX VOLUME | Tue Mar 04 1997 10:51 | 1 |
| "how do you get a deadhead to tune in tomorrow?"
|
229.212 | | TEPTAE::WESTERVELT | PLAY AT MAX VOLUME | Tue Mar 04 1997 10:53 | 8 |
|
I bet it's Trey, but I'm guessing it's really some cool old guy
you'd never expect, like Dick Dale or someone.. ;-)
No, seriously, it'd probably be Hendrix, but I'm guessing Trey.
What do I win?
Tom
|
229.213 | | QUARRY::petert | rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty | Tue Mar 04 1997 11:28 | 10 |
| I'll take a wild stab and say
Pat Metheny
PeterT
although Carlos also comes to mind...
|
229.214 | select any prize from the bottom shelf | OBSESS::BEAUPRE | | Tue Mar 04 1997 11:40 | 2 |
| It rambles uncharacteristically, but it could be a variation on
the Frank Zappa -- "each solo is a discrete composition" -- riff.
|
229.216 | | RICKS::CALCAGNI | thick slabs of dirt in a halo of airy twang | Tue Mar 04 1997 13:15 | 3 |
| I'm with Mssr Beaupre, it sounds like Zappa. Early Zappa probably,
back when he still cared about doing guitar solos.
|
229.217 | | MKOTS3::JOLLIMORE | Keep on pushing, straight ahead | Tue Mar 04 1997 13:27 | 8 |
| and you would indeed be correct.
altavista says it's from a 1984 interview w/Zappa
http://www.music-planet.com/zappa/fztext/i.84.europe.html
|
229.218 | Natch | RDVAX::LEVY | Run Like an Antelope | Tue Mar 04 1997 14:25 | 4 |
| I shoulda known. It's not spacey enough to be Hendrix.
dave
|
229.219 | | SPECXN::BARNES | | Wed Mar 12 1997 10:26 | 6 |
| "Why are you so different?
Why are you that way?
If you don't get in line, boy,
They'll take you away..."
DMB
|
229.220 | surreality check | ASDG::IDE | My mind's lost in a household fog. | Thu Mar 27 1997 07:45 | 5 |
| "Committing mass suicide is one way to get people to read your Web
page." - WBZ radio 6am news
Sure it's tragic, but the phrase "quasi-religious cult of computer
programmers" made me spew coffee out my nose.
|
229.221 | minus the sucicide part, of course | SPECXN::BARNES | | Thu Mar 27 1997 09:49 | 1 |
| made me think of the DECheads....
|
229.222 | | SPECXN::BARNES | | Thu Mar 27 1997 10:07 | 7 |
| this morning on CNN, it was said that the sucide participants left a
couple of tapes saying they were going to go join up with the UFO
hiding behind Hale-Bop..seriously! and ya'll though my Life Force
theory was a bunch of bunk....
rfb_out there
|
229.223 | get the marshmallows! | JARETH::LARU | au contraire... | Thu Mar 27 1997 10:20 | 6 |
| there *is* a UFO out there... part of the advanced party.
earth is their new food source... the law enforcement people
are their advanced agents, setting up the slaughterhouse chain...
the Florida execution chamber is their prototype bbq. so all
you death-penalty proponents are providing aid & comfort to
the extraterrestrial carnivores!!!
|
229.224 | | GRANPA::TDAVIS | | Thu Mar 27 1997 10:49 | 3 |
| I knew it! not to make light of 39 people dead, but I list a bet
with my wife, she said it was connected to the comet (before
it was confirmed), I said eclispe.
|
229.225 | Soylent Green----ET style | WMOIS::LEBLANCC | All good things in all good time | Thu Mar 27 1997 11:03 | 2 |
| FRY EM
|
229.226 | Like I believe that... | QUARRY::petert | rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty | Thu Mar 27 1997 12:09 | 3 |
| Fools! The comet IS the UFO!
PeterT
|
229.227 | Huh? | FOUNDR::OUIMETTE | Zat was Zen, Dis is Dao... | Thu Mar 27 1997 12:30 | 10 |
| I apologize in advance for my disconnect with the news... I suppose
I could turn on my car radio on the way home tonight... But if anyone
could enter a 1-2 line syopsis of what the heck happened (39 people
killed themselves, related to the Comet? There's a WEB site related to
this?), I'd be appreciative..
thanks,
-Chuck
|
229.228 | The good Dr. Jack has a discount for > 1 | SMURF::HAPGOOD | Java Java HEY! | Thu Mar 27 1997 12:53 | 15 |
| Chuck, 39 people were found dead in a home in a small town outside
of San Diego, CA. These 39 people were all of similar age, 25-30,
and all computer programmers/web designers. They were all dressed
simmilary with some sort of purple sash draped around them or
something like that.
There was no sign of struggle or foul play ....
They think it was a mass suicide. Evidentally an anonymous tip
called this in. They've since found the person who phoned it in.
that's all I know. This ufo/comet connection is weird.
|
229.229 | | FOUNDR::OUIMETTE | Zat was Zen, Dis is Dao... | Thu Mar 27 1997 12:55 | 5 |
| Ah, thanks..... I also went & looked at www.cnn.com & got the whole
story... What a world...
-Chuck
|
229.230 | BEEEEEEEEE-ZARRRRRRRRRO | WMOIS::LEBLANCC | All good things in all good time | Thu Mar 27 1997 13:26 | 1 |
| Jim Jones meets cyberspace
|
229.231 | | UCXAXP::GRADY | Squash that bug! (tm) | Thu Mar 27 1997 13:43 | 9 |
| That's the thing about psychosis - it tends to be
self-correcting in the evolutionary scale of things.
So...they left to join the mother ship, eh?
...just when I thought life was getting wierd,
it shows how really wierd it can get.
tim
|
229.232 | | SMURF::connor.zk3.dec.com::hotpup::strobel | jeff strobel | Thu Mar 27 1997 14:21 | 6 |
| So, if there's "more intelligent" life out there and their ship is
hiding behind the comet, why does the only vision this evokes seem to be
the 3 Stooges hiding & moving about in shrubs.
too bad the 39 web designers couldn't write a java applet to show them
common sense...
|
229.233 | just hungry | JARETH::LARU | au contraire... | Thu Mar 27 1997 14:26 | 3 |
| � So, if there's "more intelligent" life out there and their ship is
Nobody said they are more intelligent...
|
229.234 | next stop... | RICKS::CALCAGNI | thick slabs of dirt in a halo of airy twang | Fri Mar 28 1997 10:06 | 4 |
| yeah, and the aliens brought a book titled "To Serve Man"
/rick_who_apologises_to_those_who_don't_find_this_situation_something_to_joke_about
|
229.235 | | QUARRY::petert | rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty | Fri Mar 28 1997 10:19 | 6 |
| > yeah, and the aliens brought a book titled "To Serve Man"
You forgot the punchline, rick. Turns out it was a cookbook.
(Old, old sf story...)
PeterT
|
229.236 | | ASDG::IDE | My mind's lost in a household fog. | Tue Apr 29 1997 13:21 | 8 |
| I tried to find this for Earth Day:
"Oh, so Mother Nature needs a favor? Maybe she should have thought of
that when she was besetting us with droughts and floods and poison
monkeys. Nature started the fight for survival and now she wants to
quit because she's losing?! Well I say hard cheese."
- C. Montgomery Burns
|
229.237 | you wanted a response, n'est pas? | EVMS::OCTOBR::DEBESS | black dirt live again! | Tue Apr 29 1997 13:31 | 6 |
|
she ain't never gonna lose Jamie - if anyone's going to, it'll be us.
if it gets to the point that the Earth can't sustain life, it won't
be the Earth that won't be around anymore...
she will survive...but will we?
|
229.238 | a unique perspective... | ALFA1::DWEST | i believe in chemo girl! | Tue Apr 29 1997 13:48 | 6 |
| i love Mr Burns... :-) and no, not the same way Smithers does...
i hear his voice often in meetings.... anytime anyone says
"excellent"... :-)
da ve
|
229.239 | | ASDG::IDE | My mind's lost in a household fog. | Tue Apr 29 1997 13:57 | 6 |
| No response wanted, it was just a funny quote from the Simpsons. The
evil Mr. Burns figured out that if a six pack holder could trap a fish,
a million of them stitched together could sweep the ocean clean.
I like the quote, it carries the anthropomorphism of nature to a
logical conclusion.
|
229.240 | Poison monkeys?? | QUARRY::petert | rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty | Tue Apr 29 1997 16:19 | 11 |
| > No response wanted, it was just a funny quote from the Simpsons. The
> evil Mr. Burns figured out that if a six pack holder could trap a fish,
> a million of them stitched together could sweep the ocean clean.
Of course, the sad part about this is that these things already exist.
Not made out of six pack holders, but isn't this the essenitial idea
behind gill nets. And they make ones that are many miles long.
Though maybe they are being banned these days. I don't follow that
aspect of the ecological crisis very closely.
PeterT
|
229.241 | | AWECIM::HANNAN | | Tue Apr 29 1997 17:19 | 14 |
| Gill nets don't sweep the ocean clean of everything... just
the market sized fish :-/ By law the "squares" of the net have
to be a certain size so that smaller fish can swim right through.
Draggers really decimate the ocean floor, scooping up everything
that's on the bottom. When it gets to the boat, they toss over
"waste" - infantile fish, etc, which usually don't make it, leaving
behind it a wake of a stirred up bottom with nothing left. :-/
Things *are* getting much better. Deep sea fishing has improved,
and there are haddock showing up frequently now. 5 or 10 years ago
a haddock was a rarity. 20 years ago you could catch em from shore.
/Ken
|
229.242 | | ALFA1::DWEST | i believe in chemo girl! | Tue Apr 29 1997 17:24 | 7 |
| cod stocks are still decimated though... :^( the fish that made the
industry here, destroyed by the industry it created...
we better get used to a veggie diet folks... and a light one at
that... if we don't start changing the way we live, we won't...
da ve
|
229.243 | | SSDEVO::R_BARNES | | Tue Apr 29 1997 18:18 | 3 |
| and environmentalism is out of control...........
grumpy
|
229.244 | | BSS::DSMITH | I'LL GET UP AND FLY AWAY | Tue Apr 29 1997 18:28 | 7 |
|
re:nets
The nets your talking about are drift nets that are miles long. They
turn an ocean into a desert!
Divide
|
229.245 | Arteriosclerosis or death! | WMOIS::LEBLANCC | All good things in all good time | Wed Apr 30 1997 07:59 | 1 |
| I'll never give up meat!
|
229.246 | | ASDG::IDE | My mind's lost in a household fog. | Wed Apr 30 1997 08:48 | 7 |
| I waslistening to an old NPR Science Friday (courtesy of RealAudio)
yesterday and the guest, a marine biologist, stated that 97% of the
life on this planet exists in the oceans. I'm not sure if he meant
number of species, biomass, or something else, but it's an incredible
figure.
Jamie
|
229.247 | | SSDEVO::R_BARNES | | Wed Apr 30 1997 10:14 | 1 |
| Oceans, just like the rainforest, have species we don't even know about.
|
229.248 | | ASDG::IDE | My mind's lost in a household fog. | Tue May 20 1997 12:30 | 3 |
| "No, No, NO! Damn this machine!"
- suit in a hurry cursing copier.
|
229.249 | | SSDEVO::R_BARNES | | Tue May 20 1997 12:53 | 4 |
| "If you don't like the way I drive, stay the ^%$& away from my car."
me to suit who was complaining about my lack of brake light and improper
use of turn signals
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| "I'm just glad to be feeling better. I really thought I'd be seeing
Elvis soon."
Bob Dylan statement from Columbia Records
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