Conference rdvax::grateful

Sorry da ve ... Lisa and I are voting for Jim Henderson.

    
    
    >>Sorry da ve ... Lisa and I are voting for Jim Henderson.
    
    Yeah.....that makes sense.....I believe that you are too young to run
    for president......Jim isn't.
    
    :^) :^) :^) :^) :^)
    
    Hogan

    oh yeah...  i forgot that there is a minimum age for the job...  sounds
    kinda discriminatory to me...  anyone know what that age is?  maybe
    i'll be the youngest candidate ever???  maybe i can't have the job
    based on age, but i can still run to bring the truly important issues
    to light?
    
    					da ve

    >> do i have your support???
    
    Sure, what the hell, nobody else is qualified either.  At least you got
    a little personality.
    
    >> do you have any neato campaign slogans????
    
    How 'bout ... 
    
    		Vote for da ve 
    	a strange man for strange times
    
    >> suggestions about a platform???
    
    Oh, about 6' x 12' ... maybe about 10 feet high ... ;^)
    
    								... Bobbb
    

    thank you Bobb!!!
    
    i like the campaign slogan too...  :^) :^) :^)
    
    					da ve

You know you've got my support, da ve!!  But aren't you too honest
for politics??  ;-)

peace,
t!ng

    
    
    I recall that you must be 35 years of age to run for President of the
    United States.
    
    Hogan
    

re:< Note 224.7 by AWECIM::RUSSO >


>    I recall that you must be 35 years of age to run for President of the
>    United States.

Yes, I believe this is the case.  So, you may just squeeze by in '96!!!

You can put together a pretty good campaign in 4+ years!

adam

    da ve,
    
    What's your birth date?
    
    KenB

da ve is 30, Jim is 50,..er I mean 40.  So that means Jim is qualified,..er
I mean old enough.  ;^)

Sorry da ve but I would certainly vote for you if you could run, I mean I
think it's about time this country has a Pervert in Power!  ;^)

			Lisa_who_loves_to_tease_da ve_about_hos_perverse_nature!

    are you sure about 35 as the age?  i believe Teddy Roosevelt was a mere
    34 when he made it into office...  either way, it looks like '92 is
    out...  oh well...  
    
    that does leave me four years to formulate my platform though!  :^)
    
    					da ve

    Teddy Roosevelt was 42 when he became president after McKinley was
    shot.  He was the youngest to hold the office, but Kennedy was the
    youngest to be elected to it (43 or 44).  The 35 requirement is in one
    of the amendments.
    
    Scott
    

    da ve.,
     do you really want the press digging into yer past? ya know that's all
    they do when a candidate announces intentions such as yers. You
    probably will have tons of friends that will want to come forward (to
    tabloids such as the Sun and the Star and the Enq.) and say things like
    "hey, remember the time da ve did........"  just to gain noteriaity(sp)
     Not that I think a candidate should actually care, hell, Gary Hart
    woulda got my vote too! 
                           rfb %^)

    
    no, i don't really want anyone digging into my past...  but on the
    other hand, there isn't a whole lot there that i would be afraid of
    dealing with...  mostly anything anyone could want to know about my
    past, i will tell them myself if they only ask... :^)
    
    since , in the course of these particular human events, it has become
    necessary for a people (namely me) to be 35 years of age before being
    eligible to obtain this high office, i will not be running in '92... :^)
    personally, i feel it is age discrimination, but since i don't really
    want the job (imho-one of my best qualifications for it! :^) i'm not
    overly disappointed...
    
    i will wait until i have discussed the candidacy of my esteemed
    colleague from new hampshire with him before i announce whether or
    not i will support his campaign...  :^)
    
    					da ve

>    i will wait until i have discussed the candidacy of my esteemed
>    colleague from new hampshire with him before i announce whether or
>    not i will support his campaign...  :^)
    
     Oh oh... he's beginning to sound like a politician... lock up the
    silverware. :-)

da ve, when you get elected, request that they replace Hail to the Chief with
U.S. Blues ....

	"I'm Uncle Sam
	 that's who I am
	 been hiding out
	 in a rock and roll band"

    
    actually i think cuts from "infrared roses" would be more appropriate!
    :^)
    
    as for "the Hippiefreak Party" that you referred to in your title,
    this candidate chooses to remain fiercely independant...  the only
    party i choose to be a part of are the ones that i throw myself or am 
    invited to...  :^)
    
    					da ve

    by the way...  i forgot to mention...  there will be no convention
    for my party...  i figure, why would an unconventional candidate
    need a convention anyway???  :^)  
    
    another way that this candidate refuses to squander your hard earned
    money! :^)
    
    					da ve

    re Ken in .9
    
    sorry dude!  forgot to answer your question (gotta werk on answering
    questions for future press conferences! :^)...
    
    da ve's birth date is March 16, 1961...  so even a bid in '96 will be 
    just squeeking by!  by then though, there will probably be such a
    tremendous groud-swelling of popular support that i should be swept
    into office by popular demand! :^) :^) :^)
    
    					da ve

Speaking of skeletons in the closet, I bet Billetier will get megabucks
for those pictures from his bachelor party featuring a naked da ve and
a naked Ger!!  8-)

peace,
t!ng

    
    March 16th is Phil's birthday.
    
    

    March 16 is my birthday too.
    
    Notice this note has 22 replies, and Jim's has only 5? However Jim
    isn't here yet, and half of the replies here are from da ve.
    
    Scott
    

    how can yer party not have a convention??? conventions ARE parties!!!
    So, by default, yer entire party should be based on a PARTY!!!!
    
    BTW, on a more controversial political statement (not that da ve's
    wouldn't be) a store has opened in Denver, in a building "donated by a
    local Liberataian" (quote from newspaper) that sells legal stuff
    made from hemp, proceeds go to the legalization of said herb........
    the owner is surprised at the interest (store's only been open a week)
    a good political plateform to promote! IMO of course.
                                                rfb

	A few more campaign slogans for da ve...


		"Speak softly, but carry a beeg axe"

		"A thousand doses of light"

		"He's not gonna win by a landslide, 
		 he's gonna win by a da valanche!"

:-)

   RE: a thousand.......
                        GOT ME CRACKIN UP!!!!!
                                              rfb

    Or, if you're promoting "lesh filling" parties:
    
    A thousand cans of Lite!
    

    
    i should have known it was Phil!!!!  i keep forgetting...  truly
    a day of psycho-cosmic significance...  after all Phil, Scott and
    myself on the same day???  too much for coincidence!!!!  :^) :^) :^)
    
    rfb, ending the war on drugs and legalization of hemp would be
    inportant parts of my platform...  and yes, no conventions...  my 
    parties are un-conventional...  :^)
    
    nekkid pictures of da ve interest you???  let me know and i'll sell
    you some myself...  cheap!!  i need the money...  heck, for a little
    extra, i'll come over and pose myself!  :^)  no sacrifice too grate
    for the cause! :^) :^) :^)
    
    					da ve

    why not
    
    The da ve party - Don't Overlook Something Extraordinary

    re: .28
    
    DOSE for Da ve?

    And for those who tend to overlook something extraordinary, there's the
    League for Spiritual Discovery.

    Don

    
    I'll vote for Dave, but i want a job in return!
    
    See Jim for PREZ, Note
    

>    nekkid pictures of da ve interest you???  let me know and i'll sell
>    you some myself...  cheap!!  i need the money...  heck, for a little
>    extra, i'll come over and pose myself!  :^)  no sacrifice too grate
>    for the cause! :^) :^) :^)
 
	But da ve, it's not really the nekkid pictures that interest us
	(those ARE easy to get, I have some nekkid wannabe's of Mr. West
	myself!  :-)  It's the nekkid pictures of you AND Gerry.

	Inquiring minds wanna know!  :-)

Lisa

>It's the nekkid pictures of you AND Gerry.

    Wasn't me. Those photos obviously must be fakes. :-)

>>It's the nekkid pictures of you AND Gerry.
>
>    Wasn't me. Those photos obviously must be fakes. :-)

Your nose just got longer, Ger!!  8-)  That's definitely a Gerry butt
I saw in those pictures running toward the beach alongside a nekkid
da ve butt.  8-)

peace,
t!ng

    wow....  i'm kind of impressed at the amount of circulation that
    nekkid da ve pictures are getting these days!!!  :^) :^) :^)
    
    fess up now...  who else in here has 'em???
    
    				da ve

    
>    fess up now...  who else in here has 'em???
    

I do!!


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		Hah ha, jes kidding.

:-)  :-)

    
    well, just for the record, i want to state unequivocably here in this
    forum that i am NOT a candidate for the office of president of the
    united states in election year '92...
    
    that being said, i would like to alert you all to a campaign being run
    by someone who is obviously trying to capitalize on my name, fame, and
    great public following...  boy, you become a star of stage and screen
    and everyone wants in on the act...
    
    thanks to a very alert supporter (Bob Hapgood of the New Hampshire
    delegation), the following ad was forwarded to me adfter being removed
    from his local paper (sorry, can't remember the name of the paper)...
    
    ad starts:
    
    				Da Vid
    			      The New Age
                               President
    
    			and WRITE-IN Candidate
    			for the U.S. Presidency
    				*******
    
    			Sunday, Feb 16th * 2-10 PM
    		       	 Center of New Hampshire
                             Manchester, N.H.
                             Admission: $10
    			     (603) 679-8260
    
    			Tom Starrs, Fiscal Agent
    
    			     Political Rally 
                             	  and
    			    FUNd-RAISING PARTY
    
    ad ends...
    
    now, obviously, this guy is an imposter...  for one thing, he has used
    too many capital letters and not enough periods...  anyone who knows
    me and my press releases would see that in a minute...  i liek the idea
    of a FUNd-RAISING PARTY but i don't like the fact that he is charging
    for admission...  this goes against all my political beliefs!!! 
    voluntary donations are ok, but charging admission???  come on!!!!
    
    please be aware, i am NOT connected with this imposters campaign in
    any way, shape or form...  i neither support o oppose this person until
    such time as more information on the candidate comes out...  until such
    time, i must remain ever vigilant!!!!!  anyone who picks up more
    information about this individual and/or his campaign, will endear
    themselves to me forever if they will pass it on to my
    dis-organization...  
    
    thank you for your time and attention...
    
    					da ve
    
    ps.  it's true!!!  this is really a newpaper ad from an actual printed
    paper!!!!  i am NOT pulling your leg!!!  :^)

    re .11
    
    da ve, have you formulated your platform, you've had four years?
    
                     
    			

i have not (yet) declared my candidacy for this election...

i'm in a similar position as Colin Powell...  i'm not sure if i want
to subject my family and friends to the circus of presidential
politics...  besides, things are getting just ridiculous enough
that i'm afraid i just might win!  :^)   

i may wait until after the conventions and see how things 
shake out...  things are kind of quiet right now...  when things 
start to really get silly, then, imho, is the time for a truly
silly candidate like myself...  :^)

of course, in the event that my supporters cry out for it,
i may have to move up my decision, and run...

but for now, i remain, undecided and unannounced...

mind you, after a few tequila's at the el cinco de mayo party
i may have a change of heart...

			da ve

>mind you, after a few tequila's at the el cinco de mayo party
i may have a change of heart...

	el presidente!!  :-)
	

Pat Paulsen would be proud.

    Pat was on the NH primary ballot this year!  it's reassuring.