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Conference rdvax::grateful

Title:Take my advice, you'd be better off DEAD
Notice:It's just a Box of Rain
Moderator:RDVAX::LEVY::DEBESS
Created:Wed Jan 02 1991
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:580
Total number of notes:60238

174.0. "Guess JC's Product" by MR4MI2::REHILL (Call me Mystery Hill) Wed Jul 10 1991 10:32

    	Since JC mentioned that his product is the #1 disliked
    product, and said we can guess, here's a note for guessing what product
    JC is Project Leader for.
    
    
T.RTitleUserPersonal
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174.1MR4MI2::REHILLCall me Mystery HillWed Jul 10 1991 10:322
    I'll guess ALLIN1? ;*)
    
174.2I know what it is...so I won't guess.NECSC::LEVYPhil phans are phabulously phunnyWed Jul 10 1991 10:370
174.3OCTOBR::GRABAZSFirefly! can you see me?Wed Jul 10 1991 10:387
	WISK - because of their sexist commercials...I mean, he
	can clean his own damn shirt or how about cleaning his
	own damn neck...OH...you mean DIGITAL PRODUCTS...nevermind...

	Debess ;-)

174.4FURTHR::HANNANBeyond description...Wed Jul 10 1991 10:543
	JC, I didn't know you were the project leader for ELF!  ;-);-)
	
	/Ken
174.5ULTRIX !!!BOOKS::BAILEYBLet my inspiration flow ...Wed Jul 10 1991 11:141
    
174.6INSPECT?GR8FUL::WHITEWithout love in a dream...Wed Jul 10 1991 11:254
	I was going to guess INSPECT (probably still a good guess) but
	ALL-IN-YUK seems a ggod candidate for most disliked product...

174.7is it bigger than a breadbakset??WFOV11::BUTZEQuick beat of an icy heart...Wed Jul 10 1991 11:263
    the rainbow....oh yea we don't do those anymore
    
    rich
174.8Whaddabout the VT1000?SCAM::GRADYtim gradyWed Jul 10 1991 11:4320
    Well let's see...
    
    Trax is long dead and gone, so it can't be that.
    
    TOPS-10/20 is pretty much non-existent, and DECsystems are a whole
    different beast nowadays...
    
    Nobody gives a damn about DECintact to really hate it, but if they did,
    they probably would. :-)
    
    DECwindows is making about as many enemies as friends, so that's
    probably not it.
    
    I know!  Datatrieve!  That's gotta be it!  Nobody ever likes
    Datatrieve.........
    
    So...did I get it right?  Or at least, did I offend anybody? :-)
    
    tim
    
174.9that's MASS, not amssCLOSUS::BARNESWed Jul 10 1991 11:482
    the "move big joe bolas back to amss" project
                                                 rfb
174.10double yukko...SPICE::PECKARClean Phil WantedWed Jul 10 1991 12:035

Hmmm.  FMS??? DecForms????

PF1_EnterP
174.11Go easy on me...BIODTL::FERGUSONthe rainbow does not have a beardWed Jul 10 1991 13:349

	BOB WHITE wins the money!!!!

	I'm project leading for DECinspect V2.2 ...

	So, please don't murder me!


174.12MR4MI2::REHILLCall me Mystery HillWed Jul 10 1991 13:365
    Congrats to Bob White on winning this contest, and condolences to
    JC......................
    
    
    
174.13is this for real?STAR::SALKEWICZIt missed... therefore, I am Wed Jul 10 1991 14:296
    At least we all know who to talk to when it comes time to hack around
    thet bugger :-) ;-) :-0
    
    	Really.,.. I wouldn't do that !!!!!
    
    							/
174.14the envelop paleezeWFOV11::BUTZEQuick beat of an icy heart...Wed Jul 10 1991 14:523
    tadahhhh.....Johnnie tell Bob what he has won.....
    
    
174.15Who's the next contestant?BIODTL::FERGUSONthe rainbow does not have a beardThu Jul 11 1991 13:1917
>      <<< Note 174.14 by WFOV11::BUTZE "Quick beat of an icy heart..." >>>
>                            -< the envelop paleeze >-
>
>    tadahhhh.....Johnnie tell Bob what he has won.....
    
 


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	CONGRATULATIONS Bob !
              ^
              ^
174.16:-)SPICE::PECKARClean Phil WantedThu Jul 11 1991 18:4910
	Hmmm INSPECT, eh??  Lemme guess, its written in Pascal, yes???


Program signoff (input, output);
    Const
     	 signoffee = 'fog';
    Begin
	writeln ( signoffee, '_who_wunders_what_JC's_favorite_lanquage_is?');
End. {Program signoff}
174.17pascal is #1BIODTL::FERGUSONthe rainbow does not have a beardSun Jul 14 1991 14:338
well, lemme see, it is a hack, er, product written in bliss, c, dcl and
pascal...

yup, pascal is my #1 language....

there is not much I can't do in pascal....  there are all sorts of things
one learns about pascal's ability when it is used to write a secure o/s