| T.R | Title | User | Personal
Name | Date | Lines |
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| 555.1 | Another one for you | CADSYS::BOLIO::BENOIT | | Fri Jul 16 1993 13:37 | 4 |
| Try to hold off teaching them that the truck that rides by the house every night
playing music sells ice cream!
Michael
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| 555.2 | | MCIS5::WOOLNER | Your dinner is in the supermarket | Fri Jul 16 1993 14:16 | 5 |
| If you get snookered into buying them cotton candy, get it as you're
*leaving* the carnival (circus,whatever). Unless everybody wants to
spend the whole afternoon as sticky as a no-pest strip....
Leslie
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| 555.3 | No food in the car! | SALES::LTRIPP | | Fri Jul 16 1993 14:35 | 6 |
| Don't do cereal in the car unless you've go a vacume that plugs into
the cigarette lighter, AND you have a pack of Wet Ones AND window
cleaner for when you arrive at your destination!
(which doesn't get any better with age, he's 6.5 and my car is still
like and overgrown Honeynut Cherios box!)
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| 555.4 | | NASZKO::DISMUKE | WANTED: New Personal Name | Fri Jul 16 1993 14:41 | 4 |
| Never admit that you don't really have eyes in the back of your head!!
-sandy
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| 555.5 | Don't give away your secrets! | BCSE::WEIER | Patty, DTN 381-0877 | Mon Jul 26 1993 16:27 | 6 |
| NEVER admit how you "know something" about what they're doing ....
Like when you know they're filling up the squirt gun to shoot their
brother again because you can hear the water in the bathroom .... ?
I always just tell them I'm magic, and besides, I'm the Mommy and I
know EVERYTHING about what they do - it makes them think twice about
misbehaving.
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| 555.6 | I'm good! | SALES::LTRIPP | | Thu Jul 29 1993 14:47 | 10 |
| Patty, my twist on that one is "I'm the mommy, and I know everything
you do, so don't even try to get away with it"!
So what does he answer?
Yup mom, I KNOW that!
(grrrr, ya got to love a kit with a quick wit!)
Lyn
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| 555.7 | Valuable lesson, close the door | NETWKS::COZZENS | | Thu Aug 19 1993 17:00 | 6 |
| I learned a valuable lesson on child proofing the house the hard way.
I didn't close the bathroom door and my daughter decided to try and
pull herself up on the side of the tub. Well, she fell in, head first.
What a scream. Good thing there wasn't any water in there.
Lisa
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