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Title:Meower Power - Where Differing Opinions are Respected
Notice:purrrrr...
Moderator:JULIET::CORDES_JA
Created:Wed Nov 13 1991
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1079
Total number of notes:28858

961.0. "MEOWY XMAS TO ALL" by MKOTS3::OFFEN () Thu Dec 14 1995 09:03

    This is a note to start the wonderful Kitty-Xmas Season....
    
    
                                    MEOWY XMAS
    
    
                                        by
                                    Sandi Offen
    
    
    
    
    
            Twas the night before Xmas and all through the house,
    
            Not a creature was stirring, except for the cats.
    
            The stockings were hung but not quite high enough.
    
    	    Two tiny little paws pulled them down one-by-one,
    
            And the contents were scattered throughout the whole house.
    
            The tree in the window was beckoning to them,
    
            With lights that were twinkling - Come see, come see.
    
            The cats raced to the tree, each mewing with glee.
    
            The bows were just waiting to be batted around.
    
            And the paper-wrapped gifts made such a nice crinkling sound.
    
            The balls on the tree were just perfect to watch,
    
            As each one went sailing across the whole room,
    
            To a cat just crouching to roll it right back.
    
            The branches were just right for a cat ready to pounce,
    
            On another cat as it went racing right past.
    
            The sound of the tree crashing to the floor,
    
            Sent all the cats scattering to hide and to watch,
    
            The Xmas sun rising and the household awake.
    
            With slippered feet they raced to the room;
    
            And with screams not of delight, but of shock and dismay,
    
            The humans stared at the room and said -
    
            THOSE DARN CATS!!  THEY'VE DONE IT AGAIN!!
    
        
            Xmas morning was here and they sat amidst the debris,
    
            And OOHED and AHHED as they opened their gifts.
    
            But Xmas was over for their four-legged friends.
    
            They'd already had their Xmas the night before,
    
            And all were asleep in their beds dreaming -
    
            Of their very best Xmas and others to come.
    
    
            MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT.n
    
    
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961.1KING SILVER'S GREETINGSMKOTS3::OFFENThu Dec 14 1995 09:1626
    Merry Xmas from King Silver's Court......
    
    
    SILVER LINING OF DRAGONLANSE	The King, of course, with all his
    					harem
    
    WHITE LIGHTNING			The Queen, of course, in all her
    					Witchiness
    
    	
    BLACK THUNDER			The Princess, who is waiting to 
    					usurp the Queen
    
    BLACK DIAMOND			Alias Maid Marion, the protector of
    					the King's realm
    
    MY GREY SHADOW OF DRAGONLANSE	Lady's maid, she does a good job of 
    					cleaming and grooming	
    
    DEJA-VU				Lady-in-waiting, waiting for Diamond
    					to go away.
    
    PATCHES				Friar Tuck, the keeper of the Peace
    
    LITTLE MAMA				Scullery Maid, she cleans all the 
    					dishes
961.2very good!LUDWIG::BARROWSSat Jan 13 1996 13:343
    
    
    	Doesn't twas the Night Before X-Mas ryhme??