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| 381.1 | | SPEZKO::RAWDEN | Cheryl Graeme Rawden | Mon Sep 14 1992 07:42 | 13 |
| Why Mar, Beth would wear RayBans, of course!
Chubs would sport a pair of faded Levi's with a few holes strategically
placed near his bottom. If not, he'd wear Huggies, Pampers, etc. The
cat needs a diaper for his smelly bottom! No shirt, no shoes. Maybe
an accompanying baseball hat.
Zelda would wear a diamond necklace and earrings. She's too cute to
have to hide her sexy body in clothing.
Lea would wear red lowcut outfits all the time (even if it does clash
with her blue eyes). Give the cat a tube of Princess Marcella Borghese
lipstick and she's all set, the little whore. :^)
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| 381.2 | | BUSY::MANDILE | Low pay, long hours, NO chance for advancement | Mon Sep 14 1992 09:19 | 16 |
| Casey would have to shop in the big/tall cat's store! (;
B.K. would be designer clothing only! (:
Pepper would have everything custom made, because he is
so fussy about his looks! (:
Rusty would be a T-shirt and jeans kinda guy! (;
Nique would be in a lumberjack shirt, overalls and a rugged
pair of boots! Definitely your outdoorsy type! (: (;
Moochie would have everything always clean and neat, but would
wear hand me downs so as not to draw attention to her self....(;
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| 381.3 | All-American & Mr. Sassy Classy | JULIET::CANTONI_MI | That really ghasts my flabber! | Mon Sep 14 1992 09:41 | 10 |
| Nicodemus is such an all-American little boy, he'd have to wear
comfortable blue jeans, a t-shirt, and a baseball cap.
Lasher, on the other hand, would always wear expensive Armani suits and
a tuxedo for special occasions. Of course, for just lounging around,
he'd wear socks and a bath towel. (those are the two items he just
loves to steal off the bed or counter, running away with them and
growling the whole time! ;^)
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| 381.4 | Merritt Fashion Show | MAGEE::MERRITT | Kitty City | Mon Sep 14 1992 13:48 | 42 |
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Presenting the Merritt Fashion show.
First we have little POCO who is dressed in Madonna tri-colored bra cones.
Just look at this little girl flaunt her tiny trim body.....and look she
is doing the slut pose...Madonna couldn't even beat that!!
Next down the aisle we have big bad BARKLEY dressed in his black leather
jacket and hip hugger pants. What's that I see...my my Barkley is carrying
a club and bat. He looks like the enforcer!!
And now we have ANGUS in his gray business suit...dressed very properly and
oh what a handsome guy!! Wait...he's off in running down the aisle...he
is actually following some pretty little furry girl that made a pass at
him. Wow...he's really running...he won't be home for days!!
Next we have little CHLOE in her beautiful white wedding dress with the
long trail..do I see wings...my what a little sweet angel she is!!!
And up comes DEWEY who is dressed in his bright fluorescent orange shorts,
tank top and Miami Dolphins Cap. Look at that guy...shaking everyones
hand as he walks down the aisle....what a guy!!!!!!
And here's ABBY in her Yuppie brown striped sweater and tight pants
that shows off the cutest buns and wiggle!
And next comes BOGIE dressed in his Bozo the clown outfit carrying a
water pistol. Did you see that...he just squirted the judges and now
he is laughing in their faces!!
And as the stage creaks...out comes VAN GOGH in is jeans, black shirt,
and red bandanna around his head. Is that a designer switchblade he is
carrying...he is the head gang member and does very well protecting
his territory!
And last down the aisle is J.C. in his farmer jeans, flannel shirt,
floppy hat and sunglasses. J.C. appears to be carrying a bowl of
food...will he share it....NO WAY!!
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| 381.5 | Can't stop laughing! | JUPITR::KAGNO | Mom to the Wrecking Crew | Mon Sep 14 1992 14:22 | 5 |
| Sandy, that was absolutely hysterical!! I could just picture it in my
mind after all you have shared with me about the antics of your cats!
Well, forget about me entering mine! Yours tops them all!!
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| 381.6 | | AYRPLN::TAYLOR | I'm having a Blonde day! | Mon Sep 14 1992 14:37 | 37 |
| Let's see.. what WOULD they wear!!
Well, of course My little Kyra would HAVE to be in a lovely maternity
dress ... Probably something in a pastel blue with a white collar and
white buttons .. of course the white shoes to go with it. If she
WASN'T pregnant, she'd be wearing a beautiful chiffon type dress ..
some type of pastel color, showing a bit of clevage to show off her
magnificent white ruff and a hole where her beautiful plumy tail to go
through. She's SUCH a ham!
Silver .. the plain Jane look. Long tan skirt skirt, flat shoes, plain
brown sweater with maybe a monogram on the front. She's VERY old
fashioned. (-:
Tabitha .. Kacky pants, Green button-down blouse. A bit of a preppy!!
PITA .. Most definitely old jeans with lots of holes in them and a
t-shirt that says something like "51% sweetie and cuddly, 49% PITA ..
don't push it!" Or "Make me purrrrrrrrrr..."
Sweetie .. Well, being a bit stuck up now because of his fame last
year, he'd definitely be in his black tux .. top hat and tails of course!
(-: Cumberbund, bow tie, the whole bit!
PIMA .. Again, like her sister with the name quite similar .. Beat up
old jeans with lots of holes (from climbing all over the house) and a
dirty t-shirt that says "Watch out, I'm coming through!!" or "I've
EARNED the name of PIMA"! (-:
The three old ladies would probably be in something a bit modest would
be in typical "old ladies" clothes. NEVER in pants .. Probably a nice
skirt with a nice white blouse.
Holly (and her clan of NINE!!)
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| 381.7 | Quite a variety in the Cordes household | JULIET::CORDES_JA | Four Tigers on My Couch | Mon Sep 14 1992 15:10 | 59 |
| Here's what I wrote back on 15-JUN-1987 in FELINE_V1
> -< Amelia and Bailey...a fashion statement?
>
> Amelia Earhart - Brown Tabby and White Domestic Shorthair: When
> not decked out in brown flight jacket, white silk scarf and aviator
> shades, Amelia would be wearing pinafores and petticoats because she's
> a sweet little cat who loves to be loved.
>
> Bailey's Irish Cream ("Bailey") - Blue-Cream (almost Torbie) Domestic
> Shorthair: Bailey would have "borrowed" (translated "stolen") her
> big brother's (if she had one) jeans, t-shirts and sneakers and would
> be out doing some mischief (probably destroying someone's clothing).
Those descriptions still sorta hold. But...
Amelia would still be wearing her aviator gear but she'd dump the
petticoats and pinafores now and just make sure that her aviator gear
had just enough feminine flair to it to make sure no one mistook her
for a male.
Bailey has gone a little more upscale with her wardrobe in her more
mature years. The jeans would be Liz Claiborne(sp) and she'd be
wearing a nice blouse and washable leather keds. They'd be just
nice enough to carry her from comfortable day wear to out on the town
at night.
Carrie...this is a tough one. She spends so much time running from
and dodging Onyx that exercise wear would be her main wardrobe. She's
also the cat that likes to be on top of the highest perches in the
house so hiking/backpacking or mountain climbing gear would also be
appropriate. She's just a very atheletic kitty.
Onxy. He's a sexy boy. I see him in some type of swashbucker outfit.
Baggy, pirate-type shirt and tight fitting pants with boots up to the
knees. He keeps his sword sheathed but sharpens it every day anyway
in case he has to rescue a fair damsel. And, I must say, he's quite
a hit with those fair damsels even though there's not much he can do
with them.
Now for the temporary additions...
Ariel. I see him in tight pants, a sexy silk shirt unbuttoned just
enough to show off his manly chest and a St. Christopher's medal
hanging around his neck on a gold, very delicate/fine link chain that
hangs just a little below the throat (we don't want the chain to be
too long).
Molly Brown. She's a very contemporary kitty. I see her in a short
skirt with shorts underneath and a midriff blouse with off the shoulder
sleeves. She's somewhat Madonna-ish in her mode of dress.
Tortellini. She's sooo cute. Now, she gets the petticoats and
pinafores. She's mommie's little girl. Oh, and don't forget the
hair ribbons and patent leather Mary Jane shoes to complete the
ensemble.
Jan
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| 381.8 | clothes, what clothes??? | FORTSC::WILDE | why am I not yet a dragon? | Mon Sep 14 1992 15:31 | 7 |
| knowing my bunch as I do...I think the whole lot would be nudists, and would
happily parade around nekkid just in order to embarass me...
but, then, at times I do get a bit paranoid about things....
D
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