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Conference marvin::uk_music

Title:The UK Music Conference
Notice:Welcome (back) to UK_MUSIC on node MARVIN.
Moderator:RDGENG::CROOK
Created:Mon Mar 28 1988
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1381
Total number of notes:39269

764.0. "An old banana song ?????" by HEAD::BRYANT (Life in the full meaning of the word) Wed Nov 21 1990 10:56

    This is probably a strange request but does anybody know who
    or what sung this song, i think it's very old, probably over fifty
    years old, i dont know anything else about it apart from the words 
    which are listed below.
    
    
    
    TITLE (probably straight *bannana*)
    -----------------------------------
    
    I've seen lots of funny things in life time.
    But there's one thing that i havn't seen up till now ....
    For years and years and years i've kept on searching,
    but i've always seem to have bad luck somehow.
    To find the thing i'm searching for, around the world i feel,
    and now i'm going to tell you wot it is a havn't seen.
       Well i've never
                      never
                           never
                                never,
    
       I've never seen a straight *bannana*.
    
    
    
    
    I've searched everywhere, i've searched everywhere,
    I've seen bananas standing up,i've seen them lying down,
    I've search everywhere to find them, Africa,Jamaica and Garvana,

          But i've 
                      never,
                            never, 
                                   never,
                                         never.

             I've never seen a stright ***Banana****   

    
    This song always plays over and over in my mind, maybe that the reason
    why most people think i'm mad. I also sing it when i'm drunk!!! Very
    embarrasing, and when i'm Juggling.Please help!
    
    
    Thanks in advance
    
    Darran.  
                                                   
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764.1PEKING::AMANNPGift of the people of the E.E.C.Wed Nov 21 1990 11:034
    My dad has sung that!  I remember him singing it, I'll hassle him
    tonight about the original artist.
    
    Paul.
764.2HEAD::BRYANTLife in the full meaning of the wordWed Nov 21 1990 11:171
    Cheers mate, i'd love to know the original artist. 
764.3a balst from the pastCHEFS::IMMSAadrift on the sea of heartbreakWed Nov 21 1990 13:1811
    I recall seeing this on an old 78rpm record in a junk shop when I was
    into collecting such things (and when the record player of the day
    would play them.
    
    Its called "I've never seen a straight banana" and it may have been by
    Leslie Sarony who made records of so called comic novelty songs.
    
    I think he also did "Aint it grand to be bloomin' well dead" which was
    another cracker.
    
    andy