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371.1 | Tell me, tell me, tell me!!! | LARVAE::CONFMGR | I'm good, I am! | Fri Jul 07 1995 06:37 | 16 |
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My money's on Santa's Little helper (remember seeing the empty cigar
box dug up in the back garden...)
It occurs to me that people on the other side of pond must have seen
this episode many moons ago, and also the concluding episode. Therefore
they must know whodunnit!
If this is the case, please tell me, because I have no patience, and
cannot wait until September.
Thanks in advance
Caff
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371.2 | My money's on the dog! | GEC013::CLARK | | Fri Jul 07 1995 17:11 | 8 |
| Burns' gun wasn't in his shoulder holster when he fell. It could be
either /dog/maggie/burns. He couldn't struggle long with anyone other
than the dog or maggie.
I think there is a contest of some sort, but haven't heard any more
info on it.
Kevin
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371.3 | PARTIAL REPLY | POLAR::SHOEBRIDGE | | Sat Aug 05 1995 17:54 | 17 |
| As I understand it, there is in fact a contest involved. Apparently, if
can guess who the evil culprit is, and send your name in to the proper
authorities by the appropriate deadline, you will be guest starring in
a new episode of the Simpson's! They will actually bring you to the
studio and have your likeness imbued into a character with lines and
all.
Pretty cool, eh?
Dave S.
P.S. Unfortunately, I do not know who these authorities are as my
roomates are idiots and managed to misprogram the vcr. Trust me, they
WILL pay !
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371.4 | Not quite the Waltons | HACMAN::JONES | | Mon Jan 15 1996 12:06 | 3 |
| Somehow, I can't imagine that George Bush was actually involved in a
Simpsons episode -- does anyone know who did the voices of George and
Barbara?
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371.5 | | NETCAD::SIEGEL | The revolution wil not be televised | Mon Jan 15 1996 13:21 | 12 |
| re: <<< Note 371.4 by HACMAN::JONES >>>
> -< Not quite the Waltons >-
>
> Somehow, I can't imagine that George Bush was actually involved in a
> Simpsons episode -- does anyone know who did the voices of George and
> Barbara?
It definitely sounded like the voice of Flanders doing George Bush. I
didn't figure out who did Barbara. There was 1 female name in the credits
that was new to me. I bet that was Barbara. All the rest were "regulars".
adam
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371.6 | Ya skirt wearing poodle walker! | POLAR::TYSICK | | Thu Mar 14 1996 18:53 | 8 |
|
So has anyone else out there realized that after you watch 7 or 8
hours of "The Simpsons" , in a row, that you tend to act like Homer?
This could be just me...but man I hope not!
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371.7 | woo woo 4 day weekend | FABSIX::B_NEWELL | | Thu Mar 21 1996 16:38 | 1 |
| Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Chocolate. Dough!!!!!!
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371.8 | No beer and no TV make Homer something, something. | POLAR::TYSICK | | Thu Apr 11 1996 10:13 | 10 |
| OK I've got a couple of quotes for ya's...whosaidit?
1 - "I'm sorry you'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel."
2 - "If I lean over, I leave myself open to wedgies, wet willies or
the dreaded rear admiral."
I'll reply with the answers by Monday if no one picks up on these.
J
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371.9 | | POLAR::LYLE | sleep with one eye open.... | Wed Apr 17 1996 06:49 | 4 |
|
1) Homer
2)Milhouse ?
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371.10 | But I was using my whole a$$! | POLAR::TYSICK | In Dog We Trust | Wed Apr 17 1996 10:11 | 8 |
| Atta boy Davey!!!
Now do we continue this as they do in the H_M notes?
If so Dave go ahead and pick a quote and maybe someone else, besides
me will get it!
J
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371.11 | | POLAR::LYLE | sleep with one eye open.... | Thu Apr 18 1996 02:54 | 6 |
|
Who said:
1) "Look, Homer fell on Aerosmith!!"
2) "Not right now, I'm too drunk...."
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371.12 | Knock, knock...who's there...GOONS...who...hired GOONS | POLAR::TYSICK | In Dog We Trust | Thu Apr 18 1996 10:13 | 7 |
| Re: Davey -1
1- Barney
2- ?Barney/Homer?
#2 is kinda tricky but I can tell ya it's not Maggie!
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371.13 | simpsons are simply the best better than all the res | FABSIX::B_NEWELL | | Thu Apr 18 1996 13:00 | 2 |
| Who said Abraham Lincoln was a bad man.He sold poison milk to
school children!
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371.14 | Answers..... | POLAR::LYLE | Chairman of the Bored | Fri Apr 19 1996 00:44 | 15 |
|
re: -1
Was it the curator for the Jebadiah Springfield museum??? (I don't
know)
re: -2
J.
#2 was Kathleen Turner when Lisa tried to convince her to start a new
line of doll. Remember now?!?!?!?
........ NEXT!!!!..........
Dave
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371.15 | Oakilydoakily | POLAR::TYSICK | If ya wanna come in 2nd; follow me! | Mon Apr 22 1996 15:49 | 5 |
| Re -2:
That was Homer! I just saw the episode yesterday!
J
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371.16 | They got these big, soft, chewy pretzles here.arghh | POLAR::TYSICK | If ya wanna come in 2nd; follow me! | Mon Apr 22 1996 15:56 | 9 |
| Here's a tricky one,
1st voice - "Hello ________, you're quite good at turning me on!"
2nd voice - "You should probably ignore that?"
We could be here a while!
J
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371.17 | Not long | LJSRV2::INGRAM | oops | Mon Apr 22 1996 17:58 | 8 |
|
1. "Mr. Smithers"
2. Mr. Smithers (he said it to Lisa)
It happens when Smithers turns on his computer.
Larry
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371.18 | | POLAR::LYLE | Chairman of the Bored | Tue Apr 23 1996 00:25 | 2 |
|
Same episode where Lisa wanted to invent a new doll.
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371.19 | Yes, it's not my turn.... I know, but.. | POLAR::LYLE | Chairman of the Bored | Tue Apr 23 1996 06:09 | 9 |
|
OK Jay, a super-duper easy one fer ya!
"... I'm flatered by your offer, even a bit curious, but I don't go in
for these back-door shananigans."
Tell me who said it, to whom, and why.
Dave
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371.20 | Bingo bango, sugar in the gas tank! | POLAR::TYSICK | If ya wanna come in 2nd; follow me! | Tue Apr 23 1996 09:50 | 13 |
| Who said it? - Homer
To whom? - Mr. Burns
Why? - It's when Homer was the Head of the Union at the plant
and Mr.Burns tried to bribe him...
Re: -2 (?)
The first voice was Smithers computer when he turned it on!
J
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371.21 | | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | Duster :== idiot driver magnet | Tue Apr 23 1996 11:28 | 5 |
|
You people REALLY need to get lives.
8^)
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371.22 | | POLAR::LYLE | Chairman of the Bored | Wed Apr 24 1996 00:45 | 3 |
|
Yes, I know that Shawn. Thanks for bringing up my dark secret. =)
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371.23 | Yeahbutwaddyagonnado! | POLAR::TYSICK | X's in my I's & drawing flies! | Mon May 06 1996 10:11 | 11 |
| Davey
Please tell me either Pete, Rick, Mike or yourself taped last
nights episode! Ya know, the hour long one? I expected to watch it
on Global but they didn't pick up the same one that FOX was showin'
Seeing how I was at my girlfriends (withoutcable) I missed the freakin
thing!
HELP ME!!!
Jay
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371.24 | SORRY!!! | POLAR::LYLE | I'm not that. I am I | Tue May 07 1996 01:28 | 13 |
|
Sorry dude, you're S.O.L.
None of us taped the show on Sunday.
If it's any consolation, it wasn't an hour-long episode, only 1/2 hour.
It was on the Montreal channel this evening, but I suppose you didn't
catch it......
It was pretty funny, especially when Apu was wearing that 10 gallon hat
and trying to talk like a Texan. Funny stuff.
Glad I could help..... =)
Dave
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371.25 | Rest your beer on your head or genitals. | POLAR::TYSICK | Knight of the Soundtable | Wed May 22 1996 13:45 | 13 |
| Did anyone catch the ones lat Sunday (season finale).
They were good not hilarious, but good.
And what about that celebrity packed "Homerpolozza" one?
Peter Frampton, The Smashing Pumpkins & Cypress Hill.
Best part of the 2nd one was when Milhouse jumps out of his seat on the
last day of school (Milhouse thinks its 3 o'clock when its in fact 9)
and tells Mrs. Krabaple (sp?) to go screw herself and flees from the
classroom.
Classic cause we've all thought of it!
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371.26 | | POLAR::LYLE | confused as a baby in a topless bar | Sat Jul 13 1996 19:27 | 12 |
|
Hey J.,
Here's some quotes for ya!!
See if you can guess 'em...
'Vampires are make believe. Just like Elvis, Gremlins and Eskimos.'
'It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.'
Dave
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371.27 | | FABSIX::B_NEWELL | | Fri Jul 19 1996 11:40 | 2 |
| Vampire quote is Mr.Burns ?
Porno quote is Chief Wiggins ?
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371.28 | | POLAR::LYLE | I will not abbrev. | Mon Jul 22 1996 00:32 | 3 |
|
Nope sorry......
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371.29 | Fuzzy bunnies guide to you know what? | POLAR::TYSICK | Threat Against Employees | Mon Jul 22 1996 16:03 | 13 |
| They're both Homer, Dave.
Sorry it took so long to reply Davey, I haven't been in here for about
a month.
Try these...
"Shaddup, I'm not paying you to talk"
"We want chilly-willy, we want chilly-willy"
Bonus points if ya can tell me why it was said Dave! (or anyone else
knowing the answers)
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371.30 | Easy ones dude!!! | POLAR::LYLE | I will not abbrev. | Tue Jul 23 1996 00:36 | 7 |
|
Freddie Quimby was the first one. The chow-dah episode.
Barney was the second one. Spinal Tap episode.
(I beleive it was 'Bring on chilly-willy', but I could be wrong.)
Dave
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371.31 | Your turn Dave! | POLAR::TYSICK | Fuzzy Bunnies Guide to You Know What? | Tue Jul 23 1996 10:46 | 3 |
| Oh your wrong Davey Boy! It was we want chilly willy and it was for
the Red Hot Chilli Peppers. The episode where Krusty has his comeback
special cause of Gabbo!
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371.32 | | POLAR::LYLE | I will not eat things for money | Wed Jul 24 1996 04:13 | 15 |
|
Ahh yes. The mind goes first you know.... 8^)
Here's a couple for ya, one of them is kinds hard...
"I'm not saying it isn't seleezy, honey, but try to see it my way: all
my life I've been an obese man trapped inside a fat man's body."
"Boy, I've never seen a man so desperate to get out of five minutes of
calisthenics."
Who said them and why...
Dave
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371.33 | Hey you! Down in front! | POLAR::TYSICK | Fuzzy Bunnies Guide to You Know What? | Wed Jul 24 1996 12:39 | 9 |
| It was good ol' Homer again!
He said them in the episode where he finds out that if he weighs more
than 300+ pounds he can work from home!
The second was from Lenny or Carl, refering to Homer getting out of the
morning excercise program and the Nuclear plant.
I think they're right? Right?
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371.34 | | POLAR::LYLE | I won't torment the emotionally frail | Thu Jul 25 1996 00:58 | 9 |
|
Close, but not close enough.
Smither's was the other one. (as Nelson would say 'ha ha')
Your turn bug-face.
Dave
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371.35 | Stump me will ya! | POLAR::TYSICK | Fuzzy Bunnies Guide to You Know What? | Thu Jul 25 1996 11:20 | 13 |
| Ouch that hurt Dave!
"My first job if elected will be to kill the whole lot of ya!"
"Pssst...the mic is on!"
"I know it's on!"
And...next we have...
"That could be anybodys ass!"
Who said them? And why?
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371.36 | | POLAR::LYLE | I won't torment the emotionally frail | Fri Jul 26 1996 00:49 | 11 |
|
The second one is Quimby telling that to Chief Wiggims and they were
arguing over something.... I think it was when Marge was arrested for
shoplifting at the KWIKI-MART.
The first one was grounds keeper Willy. Not sure of the episode.
Am I right?????
Dave
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371.37 | | POLAR::LYLE | I will not aim for the head | Fri Jul 26 1996 01:30 | 14 |
|
Ok Jason... time for a really hard one.
"... and then, take that... and... put that in there, and you... ah!
There's your giraffe, little girl."
"I'm a boy"
"That's the spirit. Never give up."
Who said them and why. (the first and third are by the same one)
Dave
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371.38 | Tricky, tricky, tricky... | POLAR::TYSICK | Fuzzy Bunnies Guide to You Know What? | Fri Jul 26 1996 10:40 | 15 |
| Actually Dave the one with Wiggum & Quimby is the one where the
"Monorail" goes haywire and they try to decide who has authority to
make the decisions.
I think yours is Homer and it was when he was training in Clown College
as a replacement Krusty?!?!
MINE: "Hello I'm looking for a Mr. Snotball, first name Ura"
"Ura Snotball? (interupted)
"What? How dare you call me a snot ball, wait till I find you.
I'm gonna staple an American flag to your but and mail ya to Iran!"
Who are the two people, what episode?
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371.39 | DAMN YOU!! I'm stumped!! | POLAR::LYLE | I will not aim for the head | Mon Jul 29 1996 03:53 | 8 |
|
Homer is correct. The little boy was Ralph Wiggum.
I have no idea about yours. I wanna say Homer and Moe, but I figure
it's too easy.
Dave
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371.40 | We gotta get out more?! | POLAR::TYSICK | Fuzzy Bunnies Guide to You Know What? | Mon Jul 29 1996 11:25 | 5 |
| Atta boy Davey!
You are right about it being Homer & Moe...it's on the phone of
course and it's the episode where Bart gets fake ID and he takes off
with Martin, Milhouse & Nelson on a car trip!
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371.41 | Yes, two lives needed..... | POLAR::LYLE | I will not aim for the head | Tue Jul 30 1996 01:18 | 13 |
|
That was with a lot of help from Rick and Mike, although I kinda
figured it was them....
An EZ one fer ya:
"All right, are you willing to go undercover to nail this creep?"
"No way, man! No way, man! Get yourself another patsey, man. No way am
I wearin' a freakin' wire!"
Who and why....
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371.42 | Prez sez school is for losers. | POLAR::TYSICK | Fuzzy Bunnies Guide to You Know What? | Tue Jul 30 1996 09:50 | 8 |
| This is just a stab Davey but...
F.B.I. (or some kinda authority group type people?) speaking to Homer.
Is it the one where Apu gets busted for serving that hot dog that
rolled on the floor?
Like I said...this was just a stab at it!
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371.43 | NEXT: | POLAR::LYLE | mud is not 1 of the 4 food groups | Wed Jul 31 1996 00:41 | 8 |
|
I'll give it to ya.
Kent Brockman and Homer before Homer goes into the KWIKI-MART with a
hidden camera.
Dave
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371.44 | Who's doing what now? | POLAR::TYSICK | Fuzzy Bunnies Guide to You Know What? | Wed Jul 31 1996 09:56 | 9 |
| "...the low test scores and class after class of ugly, ugly children."
"Well Sir I don't see how the childrens appearence have anything to
do with it...." (gets cut off while speaking)
I don't expect ya to spell either or both names right, cause hell, I'm
not even sure about that! And the quotes may not be exact.
L8R
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371.45 | | STAR::65320::RIVERS | No comment | Wed Jul 31 1996 09:58 | 9 |
| I'm going to hazard a guess that must be the School Superintendant guy
first, talking to Principal Skinner about yet another failed inspection
at the elementary school.
But I'm not sure.
kim
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371.46 | Make way for Willy! | POLAR::TYSICK | Fuzzy Bunnies Guide to You Know What? | Wed Jul 31 1996 14:15 | 6 |
| Atta girl! Right on the nose about the people and the
situation...actually if memory serves, it was the one where Bart brings
Santas Little Helper to school. (?) And the Superintendants name is
Chamierce (sp?) <sounds like chaw-merse>.
Now I'll leave it up to you or Davey to find another quote!
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371.47 | Listen brain, I don't like you..you don't like me | POLAR::LARABIE | Assassins do it from behind | Thu Aug 01 1996 05:10 | 8 |
|
Okay Jason, or Petey, or anybody out there who can help.......
What is Lisa's teacher's name? I know Bart's is Mrs. Crabbopple (sp)
but for the life of me, I can't remember Lisa's.
Anyone????
Tanx in advance.
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371.48 | | POLAR::LYLE | a burp is not an answer | Thu Aug 01 1996 05:25 | 12 |
|
And you call youself Simpson's fan..... pffttt!!!
Lisa's teacher is Miss Hoover.
Quote time
Who said:
'Hello? Heellloooo? I'm cold and the wolves are after me.'
Dave
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371.49 | That's it!! | POLAR::LARABIE | Assassins do it from behind | Thu Aug 01 1996 05:35 | 10 |
|
Davey
Ain't it great when buddy can tell you everything you ever wanted to
know about the show =)
Right Mikey??
Seriously tho', tanx dude, it was driving me NUTS!!
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371.50 | I'm cold and my head hurts, I'm gonna go lay down for while! | POLAR::TYSICK | Fuzzy Bunnies Guide to You Know What? | Thu Aug 01 1996 12:05 | 8 |
| RE: Dave
Abraham J. Simpson is the one saying that line!
O.K. you whacky a$$e$, what do the "J's" stand for in Ab J. Simpson,
Homer J. Simpson and Bart J. Simpson?
J
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371.51 | I run circles around you logically. | POLAR::LYLE | a burp is not an answer | Fri Aug 02 1996 00:59 | 16 |
|
I got you there Jason!! I bet you thought I'd never know this eh?
Abraham J. Simpson - J. stands for nothing, just J.
Homer J. Simpson - Same as Abe.
(actually, it's a ode to Rocky and Bullwinkle. Rocket J. Squirrel and
Bullwinkle J. Moose. The J. in their names are a reflection from thier
creator, Jay Wells.)
Bart Jo-Jo Simpson. (not Jebediah as originally thought)
HA!!!! GOT YA!!!!
But since we're on the topic, what is Nelson's last name??
Dave
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371.52 | | BUFFA::HALL | Brew Free or Die | Mon Aug 05 1996 14:06 | 8 |
| Re: 371.46
>Santas Little Helper to school. (?) And the Superintendants name is
> Chamierce (sp?) <sounds like chaw-merse>.
Chalmers.
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371.53 | Ha ha! | POLAR::TYSICK | Fuzzy Bunnies Guide to You Know What? | Tue Aug 06 1996 10:51 | 8 |
| RE: Last. Thanks [^:=
RE: Davey you've stumped me! (lowering head) You win! I have no
clue as to what Nelsons last name is.
J
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371.54 | | POLAR::LYLE | a burp is not an answer | Wed Aug 07 1996 01:09 | 6 |
|
HA!!!
His last name is 'Muntz'.
Your turn.
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371.55 | We'll call you stitchface. | POLAR::TYSICK | Fuzzy Bunnies Guide to You Know What? | Wed Aug 07 1996 10:40 | 7 |
| Alright there whacky a$$ who has been married the most between Aunt
Patty and Aunt Selma? Also, who have been the husbands? In no
particular order!
L8R Davey,
J
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371.56 | | POLAR::LYLE | afraid of no man... and very few women | Thu Aug 08 1996 05:39 | 17 |
|
Is there a question you'll ask me that I won't know the answer to?!?!
8)
Selma has been married the most.
to Side show Bob Terwilliger.
to Lionel Hutz.
to Troy McClure.
thus her name is Selma Bouvier-Terwilliger-Hutz-McClure.
Man that was soooooo easy.......
Here's one for you:
What was Maggie's first word(s) and who was the guest voice.
Dave
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371.57 | Rest your beer on your head or genitals! | POLAR::TYSICK | My cats breath smells like catfood! | Thu Aug 08 1996 11:09 | 14 |
| Maggies first word was "Daddy"!
Her first "thoughts" we were able to hear was "It's your fault I can't
talk!"
Mystery voice?!?! Of which episode...and do you mean Maggies voice?
The only reason why you nail all of these is cause you've got Pete,
Mike and Ricky to help ya out with the answers!
Name me at least ten different guest appearences on the Simpsons!
(names or characters they've portrayed are O.K....Side SHow Bob doesn't
count<Kelsy Grahmer>)
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371.58 | | POLAR::LYLE | afraid of no man... and very few women | Fri Aug 09 1996 01:53 | 10 |
|
Actually, I get all the answers from the Web pages. 8))
Elizabeth Taylor did Maggies voice when she said her first words.
(according to the web site, 'Daddy' was her first word)
I'm not gonna bother listing ten differant guest voices.
Dave
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371.59 | | POLAR::WAUCAUSH | | Fri Aug 09 1996 03:46 | 6 |
| Oh, Oh, can I play fellas? PLEEAASE???
Who (and why for 2 gold stars ) said:
"Shut up with that pen scratching down there!"
"We also would have accepted -Tell me what you think of me-"
"No offence lady, but what you don't know could fill a wharehouse"
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371.60 | | POLAR::LYLE | afraid of no man... and very few women | Fri Aug 09 1996 04:08 | 9 |
|
The first one was either Patty or Selma when Homer was writing a
good-bye note to Marge.
The second one was the cop that stopped Homer and Barney after being at
the Duff brewery.
No idea of the third one.
Dave
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371.61 | | POLAR::WAUCAUSH | | Fri Aug 09 1996 05:00 | 11 |
| Very nicely done!!
WOW, I stumped the Lyle man! impressive!!
The third one is courtesy Bart Simpson during a dinner conversation at
Rev.Lovejoy's house. Bart has a crush on the Rev's daughter, and is
invited over for supper and remarks this to Mrs.Lovejoy.
Here's one for the beginners:
"Sun rise...sun set.
sun rise...sun set.
Cats in the cradle with the silver spoon...
Yes sir we have no banana's"
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371.62 | Maybe this whole confrence is hidden? | POLAR::WAUCAUSH | | Tue Aug 20 1996 21:44 | 9 |
| Well...I guess no one cares!
That little jingle was Homer, as he watched Bart get ready in the
bathroom for his dinner date at the the Rev. Lovejoy's house with his
daughter.
I thaught I was in the presence of great Simpsons fans!
Maybe should just play this game by myself!
Hey Keith...what is Mrs.Hoovers first name?
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371.63 | You'll go blind if you play by yourself...so here are some glasses! | POLAR::TYSICK | Rest yur beer on yur head or genitals | Wed Aug 21 1996 09:55 | 6 |
| Well Keith...according to Ralph Wiggum her first name is Mommy...right?
What does Homer sell (for $200 bucks, I think) to Barney in order to
get Lisa into the little Miss Springfield beauty pagent?
J
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371.64 | | SUBSYS::NEUMYER | Your memory still hangin round | Wed Aug 21 1996 15:57 | 4 |
|
He sells his ride on the DUFF beer blimp.
ed
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371.65 | I for one don't believe those self abuse charges | POLAR::WAUCAUSH | | Wed Aug 21 1996 17:06 | 6 |
| Well actually Jas_fountain of knowledge_on, her first name is
Elizabeth.
Here's a good easy one, how much did Bart sell his soul to Milhouse
for?
Keith
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371.66 | Arrrgh Burn that seat! | POLAR::TYSICK | Rest yur beer on yur head or genitals | Fri Aug 23 1996 09:51 | 3 |
| I'm not to sure about this one Whacky...it's either 2$ or 5$???
I don't remember it being much more than that!
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371.67 | Enter a title for your reply: | POLAR::WAUCAUSH | | Sun Aug 25 1996 12:37 | 17 |
| dear hesitator:
That's right jay it was either 2 or 5 dollers not much more than
that.
Here's another you can take a wild shot at...8*))
What year does Lisa tell Bart that humans will have an extra finger (4
fingers and a thumb) as she reads it to him from a magazine?
How much is the pearl necklace worth that L.Hutz gives homer, as their
free gift to him. In the episode where Bart gets hit by Mr. Burns Car?
P.S For every other person who can't stand it any longer, Bart sold
his soul for $5. 8*)
Keith
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371.68 | You must have been on Metal??? | POLAR::TYSICK | Rest yur beer on yur head or genitals | Mon Aug 26 1996 10:08 | 14 |
| Dagnabit Whacky!
What is it with all these dates and dollar amounts???
I can't remember my S/O's brithday...how the h**l do you expect me to
remember stuuf like that on the Simpsons? (this isn't my triva
question [^8=)
1) I think it was the year 2000 and the magazine was "Infinity"?!?
2) Those were sweet pearls...and I think they went for $19.95?!?
Jay
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371.69 | I need a catchy title for my reply... | POLAR::WAUCAUSH | | Mon Aug 26 1996 17:17 | 20 |
| I can't kick the Metal habit, someone help me!!!
Jay, your right on the first one!
The seccond one is a 99$ value...as our free gift to you...
Aw, common! these are easy ones I'm askin ya! I'll bet even Mike gets
them with no problem. He'd probably have some good trivia to if he
was'nt so scared to reply 8*)
O.K jay here's one from the easy file:
What colour are Marge's pearls!
And for Mike...I know your reading!!!
Who said:
"Son, wheather you want to get a girl or crack a nut, the trick is
persistance..." The wording may not be exact, but I know Mike will get
it! 8*)
Keith
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371.70 | Chef Lonely Hearts Soup for One | POLAR::TYSICK | I bent my Wookie! | Tue Aug 27 1996 11:48 | 12 |
| Aren't they orange! (my next two guesses would have been blue or
white)
Yeah c'mon Mikey...get in on the brainless trivia! I mean I even know
who said the "getting women" line!
All right Keith, here's one for ya...
Who said..." Bingo-bango sugar in the gas tank...your ex-husband
stikes again!" and who was it said to???
Jay
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371.71 | | STAR::65320::RIVERS | No comment | Tue Aug 27 1996 12:03 | 9 |
| Re: "Bingo-bango..."
Wasn't that a garage mechanic telling Mrs. Crabapple why her car wasn't
working during the episode showcasing her rather miserable, lonely
existance (whereafter Bart wooed her via love-letters)?
kim
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371.72 | Oh these stuborn grass stains. | POLAR::TYSICK | I bent my Wookie! | Tue Aug 27 1996 14:53 | 6 |
| Ya that was a fairly easy one! [^:=
Here's another...Of all the "Simpsons" characters, which one has an
extra nipple! (And I don't mean Maggies soother!)
Jay
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371.73 | | STAR::65320::RIVERS | No comment | Tue Aug 27 1996 15:36 | 7 |
| re .72 (I'm on a roll)
Krusty the Klown.
kim
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371.74 | I is singular for me. | POLAR::WAUCAUSH | | Mon Sep 02 1996 02:43 | 10 |
| Ok jay, here's a brain buster:
spell:
H-O-M-E-R S-I-M-P-S-O-N
Where did Homer's brother Herb live, when Homer and family went to
visit?
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371.75 | | THESUN::PLANTC | The Truth is out there..... | Tue Sep 03 1996 11:08 | 11 |
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371.76 | | POLAR::WAUCAUSH | | Wed Sep 04 1996 01:47 | 9 |
| re:371.75,
"Doop"?
Do the rest of them...aw come one! I'll be your best friend! 8*)
Keith.
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371.77 | I still don't want to be your friend | POLAR::DONALDSON | Size doesn't matter | Wed Sep 04 1996 02:47 | 5 |
| .74
Keith, if you ask me the city of brotherly love isn't Philidelphia,
it's "Detroit".
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371.78 | Marge | KERNEL::PLANTC | The Truth is out there..... | Wed Sep 04 1996 05:45 | 17 |
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371.79 | BART | KERNEL::PLANTC | The Truth is out there..... | Wed Sep 04 1996 05:46 | 11 |
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371.80 | LISA | KERNEL::PLANTC | The Truth is out there..... | Wed Sep 04 1996 05:46 | 10 |
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371.81 | BABY SIMPSON | KERNEL::PLANTC | The Truth is out there..... | Wed Sep 04 1996 05:47 | 12 |
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371.82 | Think harder Homer! | POLAR::TYSICK | I bent my Wookie! | Wed Sep 04 1996 10:01 | 9 |
| What is "Detroit" Alex?
I finally new one for sure and Mikey had to spoil it for me! [^;=
Here's one...
What did Homer anchor on to when the "Monorail" went out of
control?
J
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371.83 | Donuts...is there anything you can't do? | POLAR::DONALDSON | Size doesn't matter | Thu Sep 05 1996 05:20 | 2 |
| A big donut!!!!!!
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371.84 | Stumped me | POLAR::LARABIE | Taste tester for Alpo(TM) | Thu Sep 05 1996 05:24 | 8 |
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'k Mikey
This is a question that I couldn't quite answer and Keith was no
help....
In the episode where "Bleeding Gums" Murphy dies, what are the four
faces that Lisa sees in the clouds??
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371.85 | An easy one | POLAR::DONALDSON | Size doesn't matter | Thu Sep 05 1996 05:56 | 5 |
| J,
This is an easy one, I'll let you get it.
Mike
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371.86 | | STAR::65320::RIVERS | No comment | Thu Sep 05 1996 14:56 | 17 |
| Well, I'm not a J, but the four people she saw in the clouds were:
1. Bleeding Gums
2. Mutsafa from the Lion King, who, in the movie, is voiced by James
Earl Jones. Cute riff on the whole controversy about the Lion King
"stealing" the plot of Kimba, the White Lion ("Avenge my death,
Kimba--I mean Simba."
3. Darth Vader of Star Wars who is voiced in the movie by James Earl
Jones.
4. James Earl Jones. :)
kim
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371.87 | All ya need is a washer...I've gotta couple in my truck. | POLAR::TYSICK | I bent my Wookie! | Fri Sep 06 1996 10:16 | 13 |
| Women who love "The Simpsons" are cooler than other women, aren't they?
And yeah...what Kim said!
Ok Ok...who shot Mr. Burns?
Duh I'm just kidding!
Really here's one...when the Simpson house started slanting and Homer
was in the basement with the Contractor, what did Homer say to the guy
when the "level" slide off the wall?
J
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371.88 | A Simpsons channel? | POLAR::WAUCAUSH | | Tue Sep 10 1996 21:23 | 9 |
| Not a clue...
now to steal the spot light...
What was the score of the baseball game before Homer got up and started
dancing (Before he was crowned "Danicing Homer")? The team evidently
won.
I'm gonna name my first born - Homer, even if it's a girl!!
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371.89 | Bart! You can't weld with such a little flame! | POLAR::TYSICK | I bent my Wookie! | Wed Sep 11 1996 09:58 | 8 |
| The answer to mine was "Did ya see the bubble?" sounds better when
Homer says it!
Keith...does Sarah know this...I'm gonna have to send her an e-mail!
And I have no idea either of whet the score was?
J
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371.90 | Hey Bart! your Epidermis is showing! | POLAR::WAUCAUSH | | Wed Sep 11 1996 19:38 | 8 |
| Jason, the score was 6-4.
here's a good one:
who said: "Ha Ha! take that you stupid squerrell!"
and why?
Keith
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371.91 | Are there episodes out there I've never seen? | POLAR::TYSICK | I bent my Wookie! | Thu Sep 12 1996 09:28 | 3 |
| I have no clue Keith...you've managed to stump me yet again!
J
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371.92 | HA HA HA HA HA HA HA | POLAR::WAUCAUSH | | Thu Sep 12 1996 18:45 | 13 |
371.93 | HELLO?..ello?...ello?...ello? | POLAR::WAUCAUSH | | Thu Sep 26 1996 13:52 | 9 |
371.94 | | BUSY::SLAB | Looking out for number one | Thu Sep 26 1996 14:35 | 6 |
371.95 | Or the "No Homers" Club? | POLAR::TYSICK | Tomorrow begat tomorrow | Thu Sep 26 1996 16:06 | 4 |
371.96 | AAAIIINNNN!!!...WRONG!! | POLAR::WAUCAUSH | | Thu Sep 26 1996 16:43 | 19 |
371.97 | Quit your day dreamin mellon-head! | POLAR::WAUCAUSH | | Thu Oct 03 1996 10:40 | 20 |
371.98 | Not only is he illiterate, he can't read! | POLAR::TYSICK | Tomorrow begat tomorrow | Thu Oct 03 1996 14:01 | 12 |
371.99 | Oh...I wish I was an Oscar Myer Wiener... | POLAR::WAUCAUSH | | Thu Oct 03 1996 16:18 | 17 |
371.100 | Later! | POLAR::TYSICK | I'm not only illiterate, I can't read! | Thu Oct 03 1996 16:42 | 5 |
371.101 | SWWIISSHH!! | POLAR::WAUCAUSH | | Thu Oct 03 1996 17:08 | 1 |
371.102 | cancelled? | LJSRV1::RICH | kill it before it grows | Wed Oct 16 1996 18:27 | 16 |
371.103 | Doh! | TLE::INGRAM | oops | Wed Oct 16 1996 18:46 | 9 |
371.104 | | POLAR::WAUCAUSH | | Thu Oct 17 1996 09:31 | 21 |
371.105 | | POLAR::WAUCAUSH | | Thu Oct 17 1996 09:49 | 24 |
371.106 | House of Terror VII or something like that | EVMS::MDNITE::RIVERS | No comment | Thu Oct 17 1996 12:37 | 6 |
371.107 | Ohhhh you bet that's a paddlin'! | POLAR::TYSICK | Everything I gave is what I need. | Thu Oct 17 1996 15:04 | 7 |
371.108 | Good little dose....for now! | POLAR::TYSICK | Suffer with my Ghost | Tue Oct 29 1996 09:35 | 10 |
371.109 | if you don't like the simpsons..read a book! | POLAR::WAUCAUSH | I cAn WrIte WiTh mY LeFT HanD | Thu Oct 31 1996 13:27 | 7 |
371.110 | Can't believe I've never seen that one before! | POLAR::TYSICK | Restyourtriggeronmyfinger! | Fri Nov 08 1996 09:21 | 9 |
371.111 | Enter a title for your reply: | POLAR::WAUCAUSH | I cAn WrIte WiTh mY LeFT HanD | Fri Nov 08 1996 14:58 | 17 |
371.112 | Sucker. | POLAR::WAUCAUSH | I cAn WrIte WiTh mY LeFT HanD | Tue Nov 12 1996 08:39 | 16 |
371.113 | I get no regards I tells ya! | POLAR::TYSICK | I am here in silent fear. | Mon Nov 18 1996 09:51 | 8 |
371.114 | | POLAR::WAUCAUSH | I cAn WrIte WiTh mY LeFT HanD | Thu Nov 21 1996 15:25 | 14 |
371.115 | Ohoi ohoi! | POLAR::TYSICK | I am here in silent fear. | Fri Nov 22 1996 08:16 | 12 |
371.116 | | POLAR::WAUCAUSH | I cAn WrIte WiTh mY LeFT HanD | Mon Nov 25 1996 08:23 | 11 |
371.117 | Coulda been the last Grey Cup ya know? | POLAR::TYSICK | Bring a spine or ride the pine! | Mon Nov 25 1996 10:03 | 10 |
371.118 | The gray cup is 4 hours long!!!! | POLAR::WAUCAUSH | I cAn WrIte WiTh mY LeFT HanD | Mon Nov 25 1996 12:15 | 8 |
371.119 | Pick a button, any button. | POLAR::TYSICK | Bring a spine or ride the pine! | Mon Nov 25 1996 13:42 | 12 |
371.120 | (Sniff..) And then the big meany took my ball away | POLAR::WAUCAUSH | I cAn WrIte WiTh mY LeFT HanD | Tue Nov 26 1996 08:25 | 11 |
371.121 | Can I borrow a feeling? | POLAR::TYSICK | World dies, I still pay taxes. | Mon Dec 02 1996 12:36 | 12 |
371.122 | Is it Wednesday already????? | POLAR::WAUCAUSH | I cAn WrIte WiTh mY LeFT HanD | Wed Dec 04 1996 12:15 | 13 |
371.123 | | POLAR::WAUCAUSH | BANG!.....I'm Hit! | Fri Dec 20 1996 08:31 | 8 |
371.124 | | POLAR::WAUCAUSH | BANG!.....I'm Hit! | Fri Dec 20 1996 08:32 | 5 |
371.125 | | EVMS::MDNITE::RIVERS | No comment | Mon Dec 23 1996 11:30 | 8 |
371.126 | Is there a Boxing day Simpsons special this year? | POLAR::WAUCAUSH | BANG!.....I'm Hit! | Mon Dec 23 1996 13:01 | 8 |
371.127 | I bent my wookie! | POLAR::TYSICK | Never enough time to heal. | Tue Dec 31 1996 10:25 | 11 |
371.128 | The Bus that can't slow down. | POLAR::TYSICK | see you auntie | Tue Jan 14 1997 09:23 | 14 |
371.129 | alian police lineup funny | GRANPA::JBOBB | Janet Bobb dtn:339-5755 | Tue Jan 21 1997 13:24 | 14 |
371.130 | Bye-bye Flintstones! | POLAR::TYSICK | see you auntie | Wed Jan 22 1997 09:09 | 11 |
371.131 | | TLE::INGRAM | oops | Wed Jan 22 1997 16:54 | 12 |
371.132 | exit | GRANPA::JBOBB | Janet Bobb dtn:339-5755 | Thu Jan 23 1997 13:28 | 6 |
371.133 | STILL......loving the simpsons | POLAR::WAUCAUSH | BANG!.....I'm Hit! | Wed May 21 1997 11:49 | 15 |
| I know, it's been a while but I figured we could fire this topic up
once again.
Just last week I saw an episoe where Marg and Homer decide to put Bart
in a millatary school for his behavior and Lisa wants to go too.
I loved the end when Bart was barking at his dad that he had been
trained in 7 different unarmed killing techniques. The way homer was
wincing away from him while he said this was hillarious!
And the opening was really good when bart says "testing" into the
megaphones all lined up and all the glass in the town shatters!
anything to add jay?
Keith
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371.134 | Great show, hope we get another 3 seasons? | POLAR::TYSICK | Prying Open my Third Eye | Wed May 21 1997 11:54 | 16 |
| No!
Just Kidding!
Yep, it was a good one, too bad it'll be the last one for yet
another long summer. Thank Gawd for re-runs eh Keith?
The Megaphone thingy was classic pain in the arse Bart!
Or when Marge says to Lisa "Just call when you wanna come home."
Bart "I wanna come home!"
Jay
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371.135 | Too bad lil'Mike not a die hard fan like us! | POLAR::WAUCAUSH | BANG!.....I'm Hit! | Wed May 21 1997 14:22 | 15 |
| How long have he simpson been running now?
taking them to the dentist was pretty funny too! Or the looks on
everyone else's faces when Bart questions how come no one else was
packed for Disney Land.
HA!
some trivia Jay...
"you are Lisa Simpson"
who does it come from?
keith
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371.136 | ? | POLAR::TYSICK | Prying Open my Third Eye | Wed May 21 1997 15:35 | 15 |
| I think they're up to their 7th or 8th season!
It's written down somewhere in this file.
And ya stumped me on the Lisa thing. I wanna say Ralph Wiggum, but I
know that's not it?
Oh and Keith, this one isn't trivia, it's a question. In the X-Files
spin off they do, the Killer Whale that Moe is hidding out in the bar
makes a gurgling/groaning/moaning kinda sound. Do you recognize it
from anything? For some reason I think of "Jabber Jaws" that cartoon
shark by Hanna Barbera...but he could actually speak...???
Jay
Jay
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371.137 | Lets break his legs so he can't get away! | POLAR::WAUCAUSH | BANG!.....I'm Hit! | Wed May 21 1997 16:05 | 18 |
| ummmm I don't know! what ever it was it sure did'nt sound like a killer
whale. Pretty funny when Moe says "Aw geez, right in front of the
feds..."
"You are Lisa Simpson"
Comes from the episode where Lisa gets a substitute teacher for a few
days named Mr. Berkstrum.
He wrote it down on a piece of paper and told her when ever she felt
lonely and did'nt have anyone to read the peice of paper.
I was pleased to see they ran a whole hour of simpsons on Sunday night
rather than that sad excuse for a retarded cartoon "King of the hill"
"King of the hill" is as bout as funny as when you were a little kid
and you were on your bike, and you tried to hope up the curb. Only to
smash into the curb and go sailing groin first into the goose neck!
I would rather watch a whole Jerry Lee Lewis Easter telethon!
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371.138 | | EVMS::MDNITE::RIVERS | No comment | Thu May 22 1997 14:37 | 6 |
| Yes, Jabberjaws could speak. He sounded like Curly of the Stooges,
methinks. I prefered "Mr. Jaws" myself (of the Pink Panther cartoons).
Mr. Berkstrum was voiced by Dustin Hoffman, to be trivial. :)
kim
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371.139 | | POLAR::WAUCAUSH | BANG!.....I'm Hit! | Fri May 23 1997 13:37 | 11 |
| Kim:
Thats an awesome bit of trivia! I'd put it on a resume!
you've got some trivia questions in here that I have'nt known. so
I'll crown you simpson god...one step up from the knighthood of sir
mikey D.
You probably even know when the first scratchy picture was drawn and
how much it sold for at the comic store.
keith
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371.140 | | EVMS::MDNITE::RIVERS | No comment | Fri May 23 1997 15:30 | 9 |
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Have no idea about the Scratchy picture, sorry.
The only reason I know about the other cartoons is because I watched
them as a kid. Caught up in the whole Jaws-mania. :)
kim
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371.141 | They're back... | TALLIS::WALL | | Tue May 27 1997 09:42 | 5 |
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You can catch them again on the Cartoon Network -- Jabberjaw is among
the regulars.
DFW
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