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Conference lgp30::christian-perspective

Title:	Discussions from a Christian Perspective
Notice:	Prostitutes and tax collectors welcome!
Moderator:	CSC32::J_CHRISTIE

Created:	Mon Sep 17 1990
Last Modified:	Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:	Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:	1362
Total number of notes:	61362

1355.0. "Religious Experience" by CSC32::J_CHRISTIE (Spigot of pithiness) Sun May 18 1997 19:29

    I found Religious Experience available in 17 oz. jars at my neighborhood
    food store.
    
    I just had to see if it lived up to its name.
    
    So, I tried the medium strength Religious Experience earlier this
    afternoon atop corn tortilla chips.
    
    Religious Experience brand hot sauce is now available even to the
    most casual of shoppers and can be located on the shelf alongside
    salsas, picantes, and chilies.
    
    The extra hot variety of Religious Experience is labeled "The Wrath."
    I'm afraid I need to work my way up to that kind of Religious Experience.
    
    Shalom,
    Richard

T.R	Title	User	Personal Name	Date	Lines
1355.1		PHXS01::HEISER	Maranatha!	`Mon May 19 1997 13:37`	1
	"The Wrath" must have habaneros in it.
1355.2		CSC32::M_EVANS	be the village	`Mon May 19 1997 15:37`	8
	The Wrath is well worth it, but use in small doses. It isn't a hab based sauce, but full of some of the hotter jalepenos and probably ground glass as well ( ;-) ) Now Halfway to Pure Hell and Pure Hell are hab based and will take you to another level of consiousness. meg
1355.3	out cold(?)	THOLIN::TBAKER	Flawed To Perfection	`Mon May 19 1997 16:58`	7
	> Now Halfway to Pure Hell and Pure Hell are hab based and will take you > to another level of consiousness. Is that another way of saying it will knock you on your unholy butt? Tom
1355.4		CSC32::J_CHRISTIE	Spigot of pithiness	`Mon May 19 1997 17:27`	7
	I see I'm not alone in having my Religious Experience directly and immediately. I've been wondering about sharing my Religious Experience with others. Richard
1355.5		PHXS01::HEISER	Maranatha!	`Mon May 19 1997 19:02`	1
	...that or it will give you colon cancer
1355.6		CSC32::M_EVANS	be the village	`Tue May 20 1997 23:24`	2
	Much less likely to do that than a standard meat and potato diet. these salsas have fiber as well as bite.
1355.7		PHXS01::HEISER	Maranatha!	`Wed May 21 1997 12:06`	2
	I don't know, I've seen reports arguing that colon cancer rates are high in areas where lots of spicy foods are eaten.
1355.8		SMART2::DGAUTHIER		`Wed May 21 1997 12:19`	6
	I'm reminded of Sprole's Law... "If there is an opinion, facts will be found to support it."
1355.9		COVERT::COVERT	John R. Covert	`Wed May 21 1997 12:21`	4
	Opinions are like the exit from the colon. Everybody's got one.
1355.10		CSC32::J_CHRISTIE	Spigot of pithiness	`Thu May 22 1997 18:17`	6
	And here are a few extra colons I'm willing to share -- : : : : : : ;-}
1355.11	name calling....	THOLIN::TBAKER	Flawed To Perfection	`Thu May 22 1997 18:20`	3
	You ********! :)