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459.1 | don't expect to see you at the party if there is a rapture | CVG::THOMPSON | Radical Centralist | Fri May 29 1992 22:48 | 8 |
| Is this where we debate if the rapture will come before the bad
times, during the bad times, or after the bad times? Or is that
a seperate topic?
And why do you suspect that when Jesus collects the Christians
you will not be collected?
Alfred
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459.2 | | JURAN::VALENZA | Dance the note away. | Mon Jun 01 1992 10:41 | 5 |
| Richard, a Rapture party sounds like an excellent excuse to fly out to
Colorado. If enought people get raptured, I won't have to worry about
the flights being full. :-)
-- Mike
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459.3 | Book a heavenly flight! :-) | BSS::VANFLEET | Perspective. Use it or lose it. | Mon Jun 01 1992 10:46 | 5 |
| On the other hand, Mike, if the WWN is right everybody could be
raptured to Colorado! Everything returns to its' origins, right? ;-)
Nanci
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459.4 | | JURAN::VALENZA | Dance the note away. | Mon Jun 01 1992 10:51 | 1 |
| Good point, Nanci! :-)
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459.5 | To be Raptured, or not to be Raptured... | ASDG::J_MCGEE | | Mon Jun 01 1992 11:49 | 14 |
| Now seriously folks, your gonna tell me, that if millions of people
suddenly 'vanish', your going to party???? Hmmm, something doesn't ring
right here. Oh yea, if you are not prepared or expect to be Raptured,
(e.g. You have not accepted Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and
Savior, and/or just do not believe in him), then you better hope your
not in a plane where the pilot believes, and is raptured, or on the
road, where cars, with 'no' driver in them could hit you.
Course, I know some people who will party for any reason...
bye (or until later)
Joe
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459.6 | | VIDSYS::PARENT | Hey, I'm writing this play! | Mon Jun 01 1992 12:31 | 16 |
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Well folks,
There is much to this rapture thing I don't grok! The only usage
of the word for me is rapture of the deep which is the other name
for nitrogen narcosis(from my diving days), and I don't see that
as being a very good thing(can you say deadly!). So here I am reading
this string about something(rapture?) I associate with a negative
condition. There are obviously two views, it's gonna be great and
so big deal! Help for the clueless?
Allison
PS: re .-1 I see no problems. Between racing and being a pilot
and a few other things... I'm prepared!
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459.7 | | WMOIS::REINKE | the fire and the rose are one | Mon Jun 01 1992 13:02 | 14 |
| Answer
Allison, the 'rapture' refers to the belief that at the second
coming of Christ all the good Christians will be lifted up bodily
to Heaven. There are some fundamentalist Christians that boast that
they will be among those raptured and not those left behind for
the times of tribulation. There used to be bumper stickers for
cars that said 'Incase of Rapture This Car will be Unmanned'.
(Which I personally thought a tad arrogant, but then). So for
good Christians to be talking about holding a 'post rapture party'...
well it's a bit tongue in cheek, and very likely from the sorts
of folks that hang out here. :-)
Bonnie
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459.8 | | CVG::THOMPSON | Radical Centralist | Mon Jun 01 1992 13:22 | 10 |
| > Allison, the 'rapture' refers to the belief that at the second
> coming of Christ all the good Christians will be lifted up bodily
> to Heaven.
Not all the good Christians - All the Christians. This of course
led to my question about why anyone who concidered themselves a
Christian would expect to be left behind. Of course if you don't
believe in the rapture, and I'm not sure I do, it's all moot anyway.
Alfred
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459.10 | ? | JUPITR::NELSON | | Mon Jun 01 1992 13:22 | 4 |
| re: .0
Sensing the imminent, Richard?
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459.11 | | JURAN::VALENZA | I give good note. | Mon Jun 01 1992 13:23 | 10 |
| Perhaps we can think of some possible ways of staging the post-Rapture
party. For example, we could have a cable television turned to Pat
Robertson's "Family Channel", or the programs of any televangelist you
care to mention, and of course the programs would be blank. I can just
see it now--someone gets out their TV guide, and says, "Hey everybody,
televangelist X is scheduled to be on channel 3 at 10:30. Let's change
the channel!" And when we change it to channel 3, all we get is snow,
and everyone cheers loudly.
-- Mike
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459.12 | | WMOIS::REINKE | the fire and the rose are one | Mon Jun 01 1992 14:03 | 7 |
| Alfred,
I meant that in the sense that many of these people defined an awful
lot of the rest of us as not being Christian. So the 'good Christians'
was a bit tongue in cheek.
Bonnie
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459.13 | | VIDSYS::PARENT | Hey, I'm writing this play! | Mon Jun 01 1992 14:13 | 24 |
| < Robertson's "Family Channel", or the programs of any televangelist you
< care to mention, and of course the programs would be blank. I can just
< see it now--someone gets out their TV guide, and says, "Hey everybody,
Mike,
I would have guessed the Disney channel over televangelist
broadcasts... ;-)
All,
Don't get upset with me. I fall on what I'll call the cusp as
Christian. Please take my posting as semi-serious and a slight
poke at religious use of english verses conventional use. ;-) ;-)
Would I be there for the party, I don't know and it certainly would
not be resonable to govern my life on _the rapture_ when I hear the
religious disagrement on what it takes to qualify. On the other hand
if I'm here for the party I will have certain knowledge of who was
actually right... ;-)
Peace and lots of smiles,
Allison
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459.14 | | CSC32::J_CHRISTIE | Peace Reservist | Mon Jun 01 1992 22:29 | 6 |
| Re .5 Joe (Welcome to C-P!),
See 98.19
Peace,
Richard
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459.15 | Call it "advance planning" | CSC32::J_CHRISTIE | Peace Reservist | Mon Jun 01 1992 22:42 | 11 |
| Re: .10,
Nobody knows when it's to occur, of course. But the way I see it,
Mary, why wait until it's started?
If it occurs in my lifetime and I am among those who are called but not
chosen, then I'll be happy to stay behind and gather in friendship with
people of goodwill.
Peace,
Richard
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459.16 | open question | JUPITR::NELSON | | Tue Jun 02 1992 12:42 | 15 |
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Why not devote 'efforts' to being among the raptured?
Why is it that you (plural) think you'll be left behind?
(I, by the way, don't necessarily subscribe to the rapture
interpretation of what is to come, but am interested in the viewpoints.)
Mary
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459.17 | Ready for all contingencies | CSC32::J_CHRISTIE | Peace Reservist | Tue Jun 02 1992 16:10 | 16 |
| Mary, Note 459.16,
> Why not devote 'efforts' to being among the raptured?
See 98.19
Seriously, though, what efforts might you suggest?
> Why is it that you (plural) think you'll be left behind?
Well, I'm not sure I'll be left behind and I'm not sure I won't. Oh, and
I'm not so sure I subscribe to the Rapture, either. But, that doesn't mean
it won't happen.
Peace,
Richard
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459.18 | | WMOIS::REINKE | the fire and the rose are one | Tue Jun 02 1992 16:58 | 19 |
| Mary
The 'you (plural)' I can't answer for. However I can respond to
my own impressions. There are those Christians (among whom I
include myself) and non Christian searchers (call them group A)
who do not believe as other Christians do on many issues. These
include many of the hot issues discussed in this file, abortion,
Biblical inerrancy, homosexuality to name three. Many people
who are strong believers in the rapture are found among those
with the beliefs of group B. Many members of group B feel that
those of group A are simply not Christians. Further many members
of group A don't necessarily believe in the rapture.
So my personal take on the whole thing is that people saying that
they won't be raptured is that they are saying that they think
that members of group B don't think that they will be, and they
are being a bit tongue in cheek.
bonnie
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459.19 | prayer | JUPITR::NELSON | | Thu Jun 04 1992 13:54 | 50 |
| I do understand that the question about the post-rapture party
is said tongue in cheek, but it it a rather dark humor from my
point of view.
In an earlier note I remarked that efforts might be better
directed to being one of the raptured. Richard asked (probably
also tongue in cheek) what I'd suggest to make this 'effort'.
I realize that I'm being serious here, but it could be an important
topic depending on your viewpoint. Since this Notesfile is comprised
of 'less traditional' Christians, and even people of other faiths
my response has to be 'prayer'.
This prayer does not depend on any religious dogmas other than faith
in the Christian Triune God; if this is not your faith, please pray
for that faith! If there is no such God then you have no fears, there
is no way this prayer could be answered.
This is a prayer of Surrender to God; God, who is All Good will ensure
that all other blocks are removed from your paths. This prayer is
worth praying daily :
PRAYER OF SURRENDER
Dearest Lord, I wish to give myself to You, in complete
surrender. Let everything within me be the way you order
it to be. If there is anything within me that has not been
fully given over to You, dear Lord, help me search it out
and turn it over to You. My Lord and My God, everything
in my life must be in Your Divine Order so that my place
as a branch of the Blessed Vine, You, My Lord Jesus Christ,
will be secure and that I may bear much fruit for You.
Complete surrender, to You My Lord and My God, is my
earnest prayer and desire.
Father, I come to you humbly and ask You to let the Holy
Spirit have complete control over me and my life. All of
my thoughts, each word spoken by my tongue, of my temper,
of my attitude and feeling toward my fellow men. In every
phase of the work I do, manually and that for Your Honor
and Glory, let the Holy Spirit have absolute control over
all of my life. Amen.
Praise, Honor and Glory are Yours, Almighty and Loving
Father.
Peace of Jesus,
Mary
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459.20 | one path | ATSE::FLAHERTY | Wings of fire: Percie and me | Thu Jun 04 1992 14:21 | 11 |
| Mary,
The prayer you entered is very similar to many of the prayers written
in A Course in Miracles. Basically, it is the idea of allowing the
Holy Spirit to speak thru us. What the Course does is teach ways of
enabling us to set aside the 'ego' and surrender to the Holy Spirit.
I would add besides prayer, meditation and practice! ;')
Ro
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459.21 | a step towards unity | JUPITR::NELSON | | Fri Jun 05 1992 13:21 | 14 |
| RE: .20
Yes,....meditation and practice should be added to prayer.
I entered the prayer because I realize that many people have been
"burnt" in the past by religions; the Holy Spirit needs to do the
healing before unity in beliefs can occur. Even if one cannot
'trust' religions and religious leaders, please have faith and
trust in God.
Peace,
Mary
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459.22 | tongue-in-cheek | DPDMAI::DAWSON | the lower I go, the higher I become | Fri Jun 05 1992 22:11 | 6 |
|
As Mike Warenke has said.." I'm gonna grab two sinners,
one in each hand, and say repent or I'll drop ya". :-)
Dave
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459.23 | | JURAN::VALENZA | Marilyn Monroe was a Russian spy! | Mon Sep 21 1992 10:32 | 26 |
| In case you haven't seen the posters plastered on street signs or
otherwise heard the news, the Rapture is going to happen on October 28,
1992. I just so happens will be moving into a new apartment earlier
that week; if I had known about the date of the Rapture, I would have
waited until *after* it occurs to look for a good deal on a place (with
fewer people around to rent, and with many vacancies suddenly opening
up, I sure I could have gotten a bargain.) On the other hand, with so
many true believers living in Colorado Springs these days, I am sure the
bottom will drop out of the housing market there for some time after
they all disappear in the twinkling of an eye, and so maybe in a year
or so I can move there and find a really cheap place.
I don't know if there will be time for too many parties after the
Rapture, since we will be too busy plotting the evil liberal secular
humanist conspiracy to brand the number 666 on everyone's head and
establish a One World Government, but I think that it is good to take a
break from time to time, because it is very hard work doing Satan's
bidding. Since there will be a 7 year tribulation after the rapture,
that means that Armageddon will occur in 1999, which is interesting
because that suggests that the musician Prince was endowed with
prophetic powers. Did he not say that we should "Party like it's
1999?" If we plan any post-Rapture parties, we should definitely
invite him. We could even make it a theme party, with everyone having
to drive a red corvette or wear a raspberry beret.
-- Mike
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459.24 | | GRIM::MESSENGER | Bob Messenger | Mon Sep 21 1992 11:40 | 6 |
| Mike,
No, I hadn't heard about the 28th. Who came up with that date for the
Rapture?
-- Bob
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459.25 | | JURAN::VALENZA | Marilyn Monroe was a Russian spy! | Mon Sep 21 1992 11:45 | 3 |
| I honestly don't know, Bob.
-- Mike
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459.26 | | SDSVAX::SWEENEY | Patrick Sweeney in New York | Mon Sep 21 1992 12:09 | 5 |
| More ridicule of Christianity in the previous replies.
I place more faith in the Biblical verse that says we know neither the
day nor the hour, but I respect the beliefs of those whose see the
signs of the times.
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459.27 | | JURAN::VALENZA | Marilyn Monroe was a Russian spy! | Mon Sep 21 1992 12:18 | 4 |
| Yes, you are certainly a font of respect for belief systems other than
your own, aren't you?
-- Mike
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459.28 | | SDSVAX::SWEENEY | Patrick Sweeney in New York | Mon Sep 21 1992 12:22 | 1 |
| I respect the sincere religious beliefs of all.
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459.29 | | JURAN::VALENZA | Marilyn Monroe was a Russian spy! | Mon Sep 21 1992 12:24 | 4 |
| So does that mean that the views you attack in this notes file you deem
not to be sincere?
-- Mike
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459.30 | FWIW | CVG::THOMPSON | Radical Centralist | Tue Oct 13 1992 09:27 | 8 |
| My father tells me that the president of a radio station in
New York (Long Island) has written a book that says the
rapture will be no later then 1 Oct 1993. However, posters
pasted on poles in Southern New Hampshire say that it will
be the 31st of October 1992. If I believed that I'd be tempted
to use my vacation time. Though I'm not sure for what.
Alfred
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459.31 | | CSC32::J_CHRISTIE | Spigot of pithiness | Tue Mar 04 1997 12:32 | 10 |
| Note 1329.87
> I'll bring the spinach dip, unless it's peak harvest time. In that
> case I'll bring the corn on the cob. Are you inviting Will?
While it's no secret, I've not gone out of my way to invite Will. I
tend to doubt that he'd see the divine comic irony of it all.
Richard
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459.32 | a caution from 2 Peter 3 | PHXSS1::HEISER | Maranatha! | Tue Mar 04 1997 12:37 | 41 |
| 2 Peter 3:3
Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers,
walking after their own lusts,
3:4 And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell
asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation.
3:5 For this they willingly are ignorant of, that by the word of God the
heavens were of old, and the earth standing out of the water and in the water:
3:6 Whereby the world that then was, being overflowed with water, perished:
3:7 But the heavens and the earth, which are now, by the same word are kept in
store, reserved unto fire against the day of judgment and perdition of ungodly
men.
3:8 But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the
Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.
3:9 The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness;
but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that
all should come to repentance.
3:10 But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which
the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt
with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be
burned up.
3:11 Seeing then that all these things shall be dissolved, what manner of
persons ought ye to be in all holy conversation and godliness,
3:12 Looking for and hasting unto the coming of the day of God, wherein the
heavens being on fire shall be dissolved, and the elements shall melt with
fervent heat?
3:13 Nevertheless we, according to his promise, look for new heavens and a new
earth, wherein dwelleth righteousness.
3:14 Wherefore, beloved, seeing that ye look for such things, be diligent that
ye may be found of him in peace, without spot, and blameless.
3:15 And account that the longsuffering of our Lord is salvation; even as our
beloved brother Paul also according to the wisdom given unto him hath written
unto you;
3:16 As also in all his epistles, speaking in them of these things; in which
are some things hard to be understood, which they that are unlearned and
unstable wrest, as they do also the other scriptures, unto their own
destruction.
3:17 Ye therefore, beloved, seeing ye know these things before, beware lest ye
also, being led away with the error of the wicked, fall from your own
stedfastness.
3:18 But grow in grace, and in the knowledge of our Lord and Saviour Jesus
Christ. To him be glory both now and for ever. Amen.
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459.33 | | CSC32::J_CHRISTIE | Spigot of pithiness | Tue Mar 04 1997 12:58 | 8 |
| .32
Thanks for the caution. We shall see what we shall see.
And, of course, we'll forgive your future absence.
Richard
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459.34 | | PHXSS1::HEISER | Maranatha! | Tue Mar 04 1997 13:49 | 2 |
| Why not schedule the party in heaven instead? I'm sure it will be much
more fun!
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459.35 | | CSC32::M_EVANS | be the village | Tue Mar 04 1997 14:02 | 3 |
| Sorry,
won't be joining the party there. However, I am sure you won't mind.
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459.36 | | ASGMKA::MARTIN | Concerto in 66 Movements | Tue Mar 04 1997 14:20 | 1 |
| Well, you're invited nonetheless!!!!
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