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Title:* Books *
Notice:Welcome to the new home of BOOKS on BOOKIE/ORION.
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Created:Mon Feb 03 1986
Last Modified:Tue May 20 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1700
Total number of notes:11955

1700.0. "The Worst Book You've Read?" by TNPUBS::WOODWARD (I'll put this moment...here) Thu May 08 1997 09:10

What's the worst book you ever read?  Why was it so bad?  

I could write a mile-long list of bad books I've read.  
You see, a friend of mine is a romance-novel fanatic. 
She reads about 10 romances a week, and lends me her 
favorites.  

I came across one the other day called "Indiscreet" or
something like that.  It should be called "What Part
of No Don't You Understand?"

It's a historical (what does that mean?) romance set
in the 1800's. A middle class widow tutors the children
of some local nobility.  The widow meets the king's 
brother, who is a lust-crazed, egotistical jerk. 
The next 100 pages describe the various ways that the
widow tries to keep this jerk out of her knickers.  

If it weren't for the stilted writing, the stupid plot, 
and the unimaginative characters, it would be an okay 
read.

So, what are some of the worst books you've read?  


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1700.1A candidate for "It was a dark and stormy night..."SWAM1::MILLS_MATo Thine own self be TrueThu May 08 1997 15:1416
    The worst one I can remember was one I purchased recently called
    something like "The Bette Davis Murder(s)".
    
    This is set in England in the '30s and stars as you would imagine,
    Bette Davis and (as would probably wouldn't ) Agatha Christie. It is
    dreadful, the writing is so juvenile it makes me cringe while I'm
    reading.
    
    It's so bad, that I can't read more than a page or two at a time, and 
    mind you, I only pick it up when I have NOTHING else to read. This is
    from me, who is the type who reads even the back and sides of boxes to 
    have something to read while eating!
    
    
    Marilyn
    
1700.2Not just started but actually finishedNEWVAX::BUCHMANRosalie's UncleMon May 12 1997 18:1847
    Many's the book that I have started to read but put down, figuring my
    time could be spent much more constructively trying to reconstruct
    decomposed leaves from my compost heap. The fascinating aspect of this
    question is, what is the worst thing you have read? And if it's the
    worst thing, why in the name of thunder didn't you stop??? 
    
    Candidates for worst books started but not finished include anything in
    the Thomas Covenant series, and the Sword of Shanarra. I only pushed
    myself through 100 or so pages of these because true believers told me
    that they were fascinating, riveting, and they couldn't wait for the
    umpteenth sequel. ANd yet, I had the sense to stop.
    
    The all-time worst book that I have finished has got to be "Being a
    Green Mother" by Piers ANthony, who should have known better but
    probably had a house payment due. His stuff is hit or
    miss, but usually entertaining if you moderate your expectations and
    have a high tolerance for puns. But this was unremittingly dreadful.
    
    Why did I read it? It was fifth in a series which had been enjoyable
    though it was beginning to run out of steam. The fourth book, "Wielding
    a Red Sword", had been surprisingly strong, though, so I was willing to
    give old Piers another chance. Not to get into a deep analysis, it was
    obviously written in a tearing hurry by someone who ain't no John
    Updike to begin with. Yet I persevered in the vain hope that it would
    improve, then finally in the grim determination that I could close out
    this series and put it behind me.
    
    This book still waits in a special place on my bookshelf, because one
    day I will BURN IT!!! I'm just waiting to publish something of my own,
    so I can ceremoniously replace bad writing with something which could
    scarcely be worse.
    
    Many authors suffer from series-itis, don't you think? It's a low risk
    for a publisher to take a sequel from a known writer; and full-time
    writers need to eat too, I guess. Marion Zimmer Bradley had a series
    of fantasy books called the Darkover series, which had some memorable
    characters and became the topic of a small annual SF convention. She
    bragged that she had once written a book in ten days because the bills
    were due; judging from what I've read, I believe it.
    
    One would like to think that writers are just in it for the art, and do
    not compromise the story for commercial reasons. But there's a saying I
    heard once which is true in many cases:
    	Writing is like prostitution: first you do it for love, then for a
    few friends, and finally for money.
    				Jim B.
    
1700.3Will read for workALFA2::SMYERSThu May 15 1997 17:2420
    I don't know why I finish all the books I start, it's just some sort of
    personal rule I've imposed upon myself.  I've read books that have
    taken me years to finish, but I've done it.  Like one of the other
    replies, I read everything, from the patent numbers on the air
    freshener in the bathroom to the old newspapers in the basement (my
    husband makes me use old drop cloths now instead of newspaper because I
    get too caught up in the articles rather than what I'm supposed to be
    doing).

    The one that I am reading now definitely falls under the category of
    BAD.  I was desperate, I was travelling on business last week and had
    finished the 2 books that I brought with me.  Faced with a 5 hour plane
    ride home and no time to look for a book store, I bought the only book in
    the hotel gift shop that I hadn't read or wasn't a romance novel - "See
    How They Run" by James Patterson. Not only do I find it bad, it's
    irritating, the writing is poor and some of the chapters are barely a page
    long.  I will finish it, see above masochistic rule 8^), but I'm not happy
    about having spent $7 and my hard earned reading time on it.

    /Susan
1700.4Would rather start a good book than finish a badNEWVAX::BUCHMANRosalie's UncleTue May 20 1997 16:0318
    Like you guys, I will also read just about ANYTHING. I coined a new
    term to describe the condition that I am often seized with:
    
    	sinelibraphobia (from L. sine, without; libros, books; phobia, fear
    		of) -- the entirely rational fear of being stuck
    		somewhere for more than sixty seconds without anything
    		to read.
    
    I'll often case my wallet for something to read during an idle minute.
    
    Where I differ from the previoius noter is that I can force myself to
    stop reading something that's lousy. There's just too much to read out
    there that is good; why waste your time finishing something you know is
    bad?
    
    Speaking of good, I highly recommend "The Dilbert Future" ... same
    stuff as "The Dilbert Principle", meaning just as hilarious.
    				Jim B.