| Title: | Welcome to the Golf Notes Conference! |
| Notice: | FOR SALE notes in Note 69 please! Intros in note 863 or 61. |
| Moderator: | FUNYET::ANDERSON |
| Created: | Tue Feb 15 1994 |
| Last Modified: | Fri Jun 06 1997 |
| Last Successful Update: | Fri Jun 06 1997 |
| Number of topics: | 2129 |
| Total number of notes: | 21499 |
If the golfer had his way
He'd be out playing every day
For, though with talent he's not blessed
Where golf's concerned, he's just obsessed
He walks for miles with hills to climb
What a bloody waste of time
Carting clubs round in a trolley
Looking like a flaming wally
In his cap and silly pants
Trying to hold the perfect stance
This disillusioned simple soul
Gets cricket scores on every hole
But still the idiot won't give up
He thinks he's in the Ryder Cup
But even though his games erratic
Every single golf fanatic
Boasts he's got a handicap
It's true, he has
He's BLOODY CRAP !!!!!!!!!!!
Danny.
taken from a birthday card I received yesterday. Pretty true
where I'm concerned.
| T.R | Title | User | Personal Name | Date | Lines |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1902.1 | Oh a Golfer | PEKING::ANTELLJ | Fri Jun 03 1994 12:22 | 8 | |
A golfer who can drive but cant putt is a match for no one
A golfer who can drive and putt is a match for anyone
A golfer who says he can putt says so because he cant drive
congratulating a Golfer for penalising himself for a foul shot
is like congratulating someone for not robbing a Bank
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