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| Created: | Tue Feb 15 1994 |
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Term: WORM BURNER
Source: Unknown
Desc: Used to describe a duffed shot that instead of sailing
majestically through the air, hurtles at incredible speeds anything
between 0.5 to 10 cm from the ground.
Term: ANGEL RAPER
Sorce: Unknown
Desc: Exact opposite of above. Ball will characteristically attain
near stratospheric altitudes coupled with near zero forward momentum.
| T.R | Title | User | Personal Name | Date | Lines |
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| 1788.1 | nine wood? | CSLALL::WEWING | Tue Oct 12 1993 10:53 | 7 | |
re. angel raper.
when this shot is hit with a wood, i ask if
the player used his 9 wood ;- )
black nicklaus
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| 1788.2 | Constructive Feedback? | SEDCAS::CARNEY | Wed Oct 13 1993 08:14 | 25 | |
One funny moment I witnessed after seeing a poor soul play the infamous
Angel Raper whereby the ball finished approx 10 metres down the
fairway.
Totally gutted by what must have been his 10 poor shot in succesion
the poor soul turned to his playing partners and irately enquired
" What the %$&! am I doing wrong!"
A member of the group who had, up to this point, remained courteously
and respectfully quiet stepped forward and said,
" Well John I think you're standing too close to the ball"
Heartened by what he believed to be a constructive and well meaning
comment the poor soul replied
"Really, do you think so?"
To which his partner scathingly replied
" Yes after you've hit it!!!"
:-Z
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| 1788.3 | MSBCS::VARLEY | Wed Oct 13 1993 10:51 | 4 | ||
Sounds like the best part of his short game was his driver. I can
relate...
__Jack
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| 1788.4 | TOLKIN::HOGAN | Wed Oct 13 1993 14:34 | 8 | ||
Camels Ass: High and stinky.
My personal favorite: someone hits one off the tee 50 yds and left.
"Well not long but off line".
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| 1788.5 | Stub- eerrrrr | PEKING::ANTELLJ | Mon Oct 25 1993 13:27 | 4 | |
Stubber: When some one hits down on the ball and it digs into the
dirt,
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