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| Title: | Welcome to the Golf Notes Conference! |
| Notice: | FOR SALE notes in Note 69 please! Intros in note 863 or 61. |
| Moderator: | FUNYET::ANDERSON |
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| Created: | Tue Feb 15 1994 |
| Last Modified: | Fri Jun 06 1997 |
| Last Successful Update: | Fri Jun 06 1997 |
| Number of topics: | 2129 |
| Total number of notes: | 21499 |
1715.0. "So Why Not Try Praying!!" by HOCUS::HATTON () Mon Jun 14 1993 13:52
Many times I read, "Try praying"! Here's the best one I've
encountered:
"THE GOLFERS PSALM"
The Pro is my Shepard, I shall not slice.
He maketh me to drive strait down green fairways
He leadeth me safely across still water hazards.
He restoreth my approach shots.
He leadeth me in the paths of accuracy for my games sake.
Yea though I chip through the roughs in the shadows of sand traps.
I will fear no bogies, for his advice is with me.
His putter and irons, they comfort me.
He prepareth a strategy for me in the presence of my opponents.
He anointeth my head with confidence.
The cup will not be runneth over.
Surley Birdies and Eagles shall follow me all the rounds of my life.
And I will score in the low eighties forever.
This one can even be used as a way to get out of the house to play a
round, "Going to church to pray, dear".
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