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Title: | Welcome to the Golf Notes Conference! |
Notice: | FOR SALE notes in Note 69 please! Intros in note 863 or 61. |
Moderator: | FUNYET::ANDERSON |
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Created: | Tue Feb 15 1994 |
Last Modified: | Fri Jun 06 1997 |
Last Successful Update: | Fri Jun 06 1997 |
Number of topics: | 2129 |
Total number of notes: | 21499 |
1200.0. "automatic scorecards." by MACNAS::SPOMPHRETT () Fri Apr 05 1991 10:31
The following article appeared in last Monday's edition of "The Irish
Emigrant", published by Liam Ferrie of GAO.
AN IRISH FIRST
A new Irish company is about to revolutionise the world of golf,
create jobs and probably make millionaires of its shareholders.
Micromax Teo. is based on the Plassey Industrial Park in Limerick
and has, with the co-operation of the University of Limerick and
the National Micro-electronics Centre, developed a microchip and
sensor which it hopes will be an integral part of every golf ball
made anywhere the world. The secret of the chip and sensor is
that they can withstand the impact of even the most powerful
golfer, and each one has a unique identifier. An integral part
of the invention is a special electronic pad, placed at the
bottom of the hole on every green on a golf course, and a small
computer in the clubhouse.
The idea is that before a golfer starts his round he will insert
his credit-card-like membership card into a reader. His handicap
will be noted if he is not on his home course. He will then drop
a number of golf balls (in case he loses any) into a special tube
to allow the computer to identify the balls with their owner.
From there on the golfer can forget about a score card. The
device within the ball will record what happens. When the ball
drops into the hole the electronic pad will note the number of
strokes and pass this to the computer in the clubhouse, through
the flag which acts as an aerial. When the players finish their
round they once again insert their membership cards into the
reader and out pops a score card showing gross, net, winner of
each hole and stableford points. Handicaps will be adjusted
automatically. If a player incurs a penalty stroke he is
expected to tap the ball firmly with a club head to record the
stroke. Lost balls should be almost a thing of the past. A
player will in future carry a small device which, when a button
is pressed, will emit a tone. The volume of the tone will be
determined by the proximity to the nearest golf ball fitted with
a Micromax device. If a ball is lost in a lake or other
inaccessible place then, as in the case of a penalty stroke, the
player taps a new ball the required number of times.
Micromax has been doing its homework very well. It has patented
not just the device but the idea in all the world's major golfing
countries. Negotiations with the R and A are at an advanced
stage and their approval now looks certain. An announcement is
expected soon and this will decree that all major tournaments
from 1996 onwards will be played on courses using the system.
The company recognises that its profits will come from sales of
the devices inserted in the golf balls and will supply the
ancillary equipment, at cost, to golf courses around the world.
The championship course at Lahinch is currently being fitted out
and will be used to demonstrate the system from the middle of
June.
The IDA has been quick to identify the spin-off opportunities and
is targeting all the major golf ball manufacturers. For those
who questioned Dell Computer's recent decision to open a plant in
Limerick, doubts are dispelled. It has been selected as the
supplier of the computer required on each golf course.
Japan is seen as the country most likely to be attracted to the
idea and initial production will be sent there. To obtain
maximum publicity a major new tournament with prize money of $1m
will herald the opening of the first course to be fitted with the
equipment. This will take place on a course outside Tokyo on
April the First next year.
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1200.1 | Deep Six This and Buy a Pencil | ASABET::VARLEY | | Fri Apr 05 1991 12:15 | 3 |
| Lahinch is too good a course to support a crackpot idea like this, IMO.
--Jack
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1200.2 | | PUTTER::WARFIELD | Gone Golfing | Fri Apr 05 1991 12:55 | 11 |
| Re: -.1
> Lahinch is too good a course to support a crackpot idea like this, IMO.
Jack,
I wouldn't take it too seriously. The base note starts out "last Monday..."
by my calendar that is 1-apr-1991. It sounds very believable though...
Larry
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1200.3 | Stealth golf | NEWPRT::JOHNSON_DO | | Fri Apr 05 1991 13:51 | 9 |
| What the article didn't say is that, already, a U.S aerospace firm is
working on a commercial application of stealth technology. This will
make the golf clubs undetectable by the golf balls, thereby reducing
the amount of strokes (counted) required to finish a hole. Pros such
as Stadler, Azinger and others are already on retainer to promote this
product. The side affect is beneficial also, since the stealth
technology can jam TV camera broadcasts.
SoCalDandy
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1200.4 | Pull my finger | WALTA::LENEHAN | | Fri Apr 05 1991 14:01 | 11 |
| Reply .0
Hi Sean,
Excellent! You had me going too... I was thinking Geee,
what if I drop my ball, will it count as a stroke? :)
If you had entered this middle of june rather than so close
to April 1st we could be arguing this one for months!
Walta
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1200.5 | birdie plus 6 | USEM::VOUTSELAS | | Fri Apr 05 1991 15:58 | 9 |
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... and I was thinking what about all those fun loving
pro's that like to show off(Fuzzy,Chi Chi,Greg or Lee)
by bouncing the ball several times off their putter blade
or short irons ??
Ang
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1200.6 | {april fool's?} | DECXPS::WEWING | | Wed Apr 10 1991 16:59 | 5 |
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is there any significance to the tournament being played
on the FIRST of APRIL?
hack nicklaus
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