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Conference 7.286::golf

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Created:Tue Feb 15 1994
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:2129
Total number of notes:21499

1044.0. "Worst swing in golf?" by DICKNS::F_MCGOWAN (Zoot who?) Thu Aug 02 1990 08:14

    Well, we've had the topic about the smoothest ("best"?) swing, so how
    about its complement? Who's got the worst (looking) swing? Your nominee
    can be any golfer currently playing on any of the televised tours -
    yes, including the LPGA (let's not be piggish about this). Since I
    started this, I'll cast my vote for Miller Barber, who's got more loops
    than a badly-written BASIC program.
    
    		Frank
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1044.1has to be cory pavin of pga tour...MAMIE::GORDONThu Aug 02 1990 08:361
    
1044.2Peculiar but not really 'bad'SQGUK::NOCKNo new taxisThu Aug 02 1990 09:306
    Ray Floyd, Bobby Locke, Mark James, Isao Aoki, Hubert Green...
    
    All good players with repeatable swings (that's the key), but not to be
    copied!
    
    Paul
1044.3two worst...MSEE::KELLEYCustom club fitting/club repairsThu Aug 02 1990 09:313
    
    
    	Calvin Peete and Ray Floyd... :-{
1044.4How do you spell ugly?KAOFS::C_HENRYThu Aug 02 1990 09:397
    
    Without a doubt, Tommy Armour II.
    
    I'm suprised the freaking guy can even hit a golf ball. He should stick
    to cutting down marsh weeds or something....
    
    great white north golf fanatic
1044.5Lee Trevino ...LDPDT5::BENNETTJohn BennettThu Aug 02 1990 10:261
    
1044.6exitAQUA::STIRLINGThu Aug 02 1990 10:501
    the worst swing on tour has to be leonard thompson.
1044.7IMPACT...WHERE IT COUNTS...MAMIE::GORDONThu Aug 02 1990 10:5216
    swings are like faces...they are all different...BUT with a golf swing
    it's what they look like AT IMPACT that counts.
    
    Only reason I mention this is because of .5 selecting TREVINO.
    
    Some of the players mentioned have ugly swings, some are just bad to
    look at but I've heard Nicklaus and others say many times in interviews
    that TREVINO is the best pure ball striker since Hogan. His swing isn't
    classic or free flowing but AT IMPACT he's the best since Hogan.
    
    I think every player selected so far may not have good swings to the
    person selecting them (in my case Pavin) but in the where it counts
    department I guess they still deserve alot of credit, THEY CAN PLAY
    THE GAME VERY WELL WITH WHAT THEY HAVE....
    
    
1044.8PUTTER::WARFIELDGone GolfingThu Aug 02 1990 11:1014
>    I'll cast my vote for Miller Barber, who's got more loops
>    than a badly-written BASIC program.

     I agree with most of the players mentioned already.  At this year's
     Digital Seniors I watched Miller Barber at the range.  It hurt when
     I tried to put my right arm in the position that he gets it at the top 
     of the swing, let alone imagine how I could get it back for impact.

     The interesting thing about all the guys mentioned is that though they
     may do all sorts of funny stuff with the club on the way back if you
     look at a stop action sequence they are back to the classic position
     at impact!

	Larry
1044.9Mr. X does exist...MAMIE::GORDONThu Aug 02 1990 11:239
    re: .8
    
    we have a player at my club who swings exactly like Barber...
    we call this guy Mr. X (Barbers alias) yet he's always between
    8-12 on his handicap and is considered one of our better players.
    
    Funny thing is this guy looks like Stadler (the walrus) and swings
    like Barber...but when he's off on a given day he has no
    idea where the ball may end up...
1044.10Arnold Palmer?5WOOD::FITZPATRICKToday my jurisdiction ends here.Thu Aug 02 1990 11:2310
    Am I the only one who thinks that Arnie's swing looks pretty ugly?  Am
    I bordering on blasphemy here?  It's just that his swing always looks
    to me like he's mostly using just his arms and always trying to kill
    the ball.  Definitely not "smooth and easy".
    
    Just my opinion,
    -Tom
    
    PS.  If I could play that well, I wouldn't really care what anybody
    else thought of my swing.
1044.11Another for ArnieDECSVC::CARBONEThu Aug 02 1990 12:239
    
    
    Well, I'll cast another vote for Arnie,  I think he has the ugliest
    swing I've ever seen.  I keep waiting for him to fall down or screw
    himself into the ground everytime he swings.  The results speak
    for themselves but to watch...he is UGLY!!!!!
    
    	Mike
    
1044.12<beauty is in the eye of the beholder>YUPPY::TUCKEYThu Aug 02 1990 13:421
    Have a look at Eamon Darcy on the eurpean circuit positively ugly.
1044.13Another vote for? Arnie's swingHKFINN::F_MCGOWANZoot who?Thu Aug 02 1990 21:232
    Even though he's my all-time favorite, I'd certainly put Arnie's swing
    among the five ugliest...
1044.14Arnie - and his rebuttalIE::SELLPeter Sell UIA/ADG - 830 3966Fri Aug 03 1990 06:425
Wasn't it Arnie who - when criticised for a shot - replied:

	"Madam! This is a game of 'how many', not 'how'."

Peter
1044.15Eamonn (sp) takes some beatingCHEFS::NEWPORTPFri Aug 03 1990 09:026
    No one could say that "Darcy is Classy".
    
    How he gets it square at impact beats me.
    
    Phil.
    
1044.16W'ere proud of our ugly duckling - DarcyGVA01::MACFERRANFri Aug 03 1990 09:1610
    Eamonn Darcy sure does have a flying right elbow and looks ugly
    (just like my swing). 
    
    But he is effective - always in the top 10-15 in Europe and who
    can forget his great victory over Ben Crensahw in the second last
    Ryder Cup.
    
    His flying right elbow never stopped him from sinking that putt
    to bring another Ryder Cup victory to the real golfers of this world !!!
    
1044.17YUPPY::TUCKEYFri Aug 03 1990 10:1911
    
    Quite agree with .16. I'm just glad he doesn't put with the same
    ugly "flying elbow" otherwise we could have lost the Ryder cup.
    
    Who says that the swing has to look good anyway. I wish I could
    be as good as those who have "ugly" swings. Surely the objective
    of the game is to go round in as few shots as possible. Now if your
    asking who the best dressed golfer is my vote goes to Payne Stewart
    "love those plus fours".
    
    Steve.
1044.18Arnie's swingDSTEG2::SOUZAJust say &quot;NO&quot; to DecafFri Aug 03 1990 10:427
    
    I'm afraid I have to put in another vote for Arnie.  It does look like
    he's trying to kill the ball, But I'd give anything to have that swing
    consistently.
    
    	Steve
    
1044.19Leonard gets my voteODIXIE::WESTCLGator GolferFri Aug 03 1990 12:297
    For pure ugly-
    	1. Leonard Thompson
    	2. Miller Barber
    	3. Larry Mowery (Sr. Tour)
    
    And how about Andy North, who comes straight over the top, yet always
    played his best golf in the majors!
1044.20How does chi chi hit the thing????WFOV12::GUGLIELMO_TFri Aug 03 1990 13:087
    here goes
    
    1. Chi chi Rodriquez
    2.Leonard Thompson
    3. Lee Trevino
    
    Ted
1044.21Deane Beaman and Jim ThorpeDINSCO::BURKENetwork ManagementFri Aug 03 1990 17:280
1044.22arnie seems to winning this pollDEC25::BERRYUNDER-ACHIEVER and PROUD of it, MAN!Mon Aug 06 1990 06:318
    I've got to agree about Arnold Palmer.  I have some video of him on his
    instruction.  I like to hear what he has to say, but I don't want to
    copy his swing.  He seems to jerk and rush his arms through the swing.
    
    -dwight
    
    PS:  Of course, if I could win as he did, I could over-look someone
    putting my swing down...
1044.23ME!!!!NEWVAX::FS71RS. Va. District CS EngineersTue Aug 07 1990 13:333
    Miller Barber Arnie Chi Chi Lee Trevino
    
    BG
1044.24ASABET::VARLEYTue Aug 07 1990 14:393
    Gay Brewer & Miller Barber.
    
    --Jack
1044.25CAM::ZIOMEKPump up the TESTTue Aug 07 1990 22:552
    George Bush
    
1044.26ASABET::VARLEYWed Aug 08 1990 10:123
    Re .25: Nah, Spiro by 6 furlongs !
    
    --Jack
1044.27Short and FastCPDW::LACAIREWed Aug 08 1990 10:242
    Doug Sanders takes a pretty good slash at it.
    
1044.28Thats Easy...SALEM::ORRISWed Aug 08 1990 10:3311
    
    Bob Thomas
    
    
    
    
    big :-)
    
    jim 
    
    
1044.29More moves that a whore in heatDPDMAI::VENEZIOMY other car is a GOLFCARTWed Aug 08 1990 11:4312
    Thompson hands down. You can run to the fridge and grab a beer during
    that hesitation at the top. 
    
    A close second has to be Corey Pavin. I think he learned golf at the
    batting cage. If his swing gets any flatter he'll need a tee ball tee.
    
    Honorable Mention:
    
    Deane Bemon
    Chi Chi
    The guy that was runner at the US Amateur in '89. Can't remember his
    name. But I do remember that swing.
1044.30Chris Patton don't look pretty eitherWFOV12::GUGLIELMO_TWed Aug 08 1990 13:088
re-1
    
      His name was Danny Green and your right he did have an awful looking
    swing. His worst thing though was the stance he played his left
    foot way in front of the right in a wicked slice posture. He must
    have an awful one.
    
    ted
1044.31Looks pretty in the bankELMAGO::JPALLONEMon Aug 13 1990 17:107
    Went out to the Sunwest,Charlie Pride Tournament this week end at
    the Four Hills Country Club, Chi Chi's swing is the ugliest I've
    ever seen, but my God, does he hit the ball, but Jim Dent is just
    the opposite, beautiful swing, I've never seen anyone longer than
    him. Chi Chi, ugly swing and all, is laughing on his way to the
    bank with  $52,500.00 for three days work.
    
1044.32It may not be pretty, but it worksDICKNS::F_MCGOWANIt&#039;s only semantics.Tue Aug 14 1990 07:585
    Re. -1 and a few others...right! As the clich� says, "It isn't how,
    it's how many." Esthetics won't put the ball in the hole.
    
    	Frank
    
1044.33Yogi and Arnie ,not pretty but...USEM::VOUTSELASTue Aug 14 1990 14:1711
    Have to agree with the Arnold Palmer "swing" in that he doesn't
    really swing in the true sense of what we would consider the
    'pro swing" , all his power is from arms rather than leg and hip drive,
    terrible finish, which means his right arm is not driving after
    impact, can't see any hand action, lousy balance, no "late hit"
    and I wish I had it!!
    
    Ang
    
    
    
1044.34God this world in unfairWFOV12::GUGLIELMO_TWed Aug 15 1990 08:204
    re-1
    
         Wish I had it too and his 9,000,000 in endorsement money every
    year. 
1044.35Bob LavnerMPGS::LAVNERTop GunTue Aug 28 1990 22:402
    Just ask Gene
    
1044.36Irish players best & worst ????ESSB::PSCULLYTue May 07 1991 09:277
    
    Without doubt, the worst swing I have seen belongs to fellow
    Irishman....
    Eamonn D'arcy. No contest !!
    
    Pat