| T.R | Title | User | Personal
Name | Date | Lines |
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| 991.1 | | TOTH::POWIS | | Thu Jun 28 1990 13:44 | 6 |
| How about:
1. Why do they call these metal things "woods"?
(assuming she has metal woods)
2. Can I use a tee in the sand trap?
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| 991.2 | | AIMHI::CORRIGAN | | Thu Jun 28 1990 15:15 | 2 |
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What's a tee???
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| 991.3 | | GIDDAY::BARNIER | | Thu Jun 28 1990 19:17 | 6 |
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Whats the point of it????????????????
Are they thin or crinkle cut chips???????
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| 991.4 | Bats... | SNOFS1::VETTE | Nude Mud Wrestlers Anonymous | Thu Jun 28 1990 21:20 | 10 |
| This was a real question asked when a friend of mine was teaching his
girlfriend to play:
"Which bat do I use??"
We have referred to them (clubs) as bats ever since. In fact all sporting
implements that are used to strike balls are bats: tennis bats, hockey bats,
and baseball racquets (there has to be an exception).
Lindsay
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| 991.5 | Suds | WFOV11::GUGLIELMO_T | | Fri Jun 29 1990 06:58 | 11 |
| here you go
"where's the nineteenth hole??
"do we really have to use STROKE play?"
Ted
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| 991.6 | | VIVIAN::P_MCSKEANE | | Fri Jun 29 1990 09:05 | 4 |
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Who is Jack Nicklaus????
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| 991.7 | had a hole in one on whale hole | SIOUXI::BREEN | | Fri Jun 29 1990 18:26 | 3 |
| what is so difficult about putting - had no problem at miniature golf
why are the bats shaped so funny
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| 991.8 | FOUR = 4 | RAYBOK::COOPER | MAD HACKER | Fri Jun 29 1990 19:52 | 2 |
| Why are people always shouting "FOUR" on the course ? Everyone
can see there are four players in their group !!
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| 991.9 | | PUTTER::WARFIELD | Gone Golfing | Sat Jun 30 1990 11:41 | 2 |
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Is it a rule that you have to wear funny clothes to play this game?
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| 991.10 | One More? | ASDS::CROCITTO | | Mon Jul 02 1990 10:04 | 2 |
| Why are birdies called Birdies and Eagles called Eagles, also those
other weard names like bogeys, sandies, fried egg, etc....
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| 991.11 | Honey, why do you play golf , when all you do is swear & get upset on a golf course? | LEDS::OBRIENR | | Mon Jul 02 1990 10:41 | 0 |
| 991.12 | | WORDS::NISKALA | Intercourse the penguin! | Mon Jul 02 1990 11:22 | 1 |
| Why do golf balls have "dimples" rather than "pimples"?
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| 991.13 | Bad Taste! | CHEFS::NEWPORTP | | Wed Jul 04 1990 13:13 | 5 |
| If you take a hankerchief/tissue with you, will it stop you
suffering from bogeys??
Phil.
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| 991.14 | another question | DUGGAN::GREEN | | Tue Jul 17 1990 14:23 | 7 |
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Why is it socially acceptable to abandon your family on
the weekend for 6 hours to play golf, but not if you
abandon them for 6 hours to go drink in a bar?
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| 991.15 | frightful question | BLITZN::BERRY | U CAN'T TOUCH THIS | Tue Jul 17 1990 18:41 | 5 |
| -1
The real question is....
"Where is your wife while you're on the golf course!"
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| 991.16 | She's where she should be! | LABC::MCCLUSKY | | Wed Jul 18 1990 12:56 | 9 |
| She's about ten feet behind me, cleaning the club I just used,
referring to my yardage chart for the next shot and carrying my
bag, while she plans an intimate evening at home with candlelight,
champagne, escargot, french onion soup, ceasar salad, veal
saltimboca, peaches flambe' and cognac in front of the fire to
begin our lovemaking (that's after she gets the kids to bed and
irons my shirts and packs my bag for the trip East).
Big Mac
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| 991.17 | Clean clubs ? | DNEAST::STEVENS_JIM | | Wed Jul 18 1990 13:37 | 4 |
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Re.-1
Wow, can you buy one of those ?
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| 991.18 | | CSOA1::KOBRIEN | Certifiable golfer | Wed Jul 18 1990 15:21 | 3 |
| RE: .16
You don't have that dream copyrighted do you? :-)
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| 991.19 | No dream requests because... | LABC::MCCLUSKY | | Wed Jul 18 1990 20:45 | 4 |
| re:.18
No. Have never had anyone want the dream, because I always shank the
shot...
Big Mac
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