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Conference napalm::musclecars

Title:Musclecars
Notice:Noter Registration - Note 5
Moderator:KDX200::COOPER
Created:Mon Mar 11 1991
Last Modified:Mon Jun 02 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:182
Total number of notes:5467

175.0. " "SLEEPERS"" by ZEKE::DUPUIS () Mon Jul 08 1996 11:40

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                        SLEEPERS
    
    The subject hasn't shown up yet so I'll start
    How about a 1976 Ford Granada with a stock 351W.
    I'm looking at this as a "potential" sleeper.
    with some engine mods to help it breath and some very
    quiet duals, shift kit, over coil gas shocks, and slightly wider
    tires(still white walls) it could be fun.Looks like Dads car with
    the vynal top, hub caps, and humungous chrome bumpers
    
    The car has 55k on it and some surface rust. Price is $300
    Coming from the original owner and fully loaded I may have
    to do this.Any others out there? 
    
    
                                         what do you think,
    
                                                         Fred
    
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175.1Nitrous and a "single tailpipe"VMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyMon Jul 08 1996 12:1917
    Don't forget the nitrous.  Take a hubcap or two off and make sure
    one door has primer on it.
    
    Another slick tip on a sleeper is a single tailpipe sticking out
    the back.  The dual pipes need to be hidden.    If you can see
    the dual exhaust that'll make some potential victim suspicous.
    
    I got smoked by a 68 Camaro w/ 427 & nitrous.  I saw the single tail
    pipe and figured he was game.  Whoops.  He made it a point to ask me how 
    I liked his tailpipe.  Cripes thinking about about this, I remember
    how everyone in town knew I got zapped within an hour.
    
    Another good sleeper is the Late 70's Malibu.  Or anything made
    by AMC.  Imagine getting beat by a Gremlin or something stupid like
    that?  Hell, you'd have to move out of town.
    
    MadMike
175.21969 or 70 VolvoSSDEVO::FRASERMon Jul 08 1996 15:2810
Got beat by a ratty looking yellow and primer 69 or 70 Volvo the other day.
I was sitting next to it at a light, looking down my nose at the POS looking
thing. It sounded like it need a muffler bad and must have needed a tune up bad
because it shook a bit at idle. When the light went green all h#!! broke loose.
The Volvo took off with a roar and left me sitting trying to pick up my jaw off
the floorboards. It was then that I noticed the wider rear tires and dual
exhaust. These go fast parts wern't noticed before because who in there right
mind would even think that an old boxy Volvo would be at all quick...

					Name withheld due to embarassment,,,
175.3KDX200::COOPERHe who laughs last, thinks slowestFri Jul 12 1996 12:074
    The ultimate sleep would HAVE to be a Pacer...
    
    Ever notice how little folks look so much bigger in them??
    
175.4pacer?ZEKE::DUPUISFri Jul 12 1996 14:266
    Hey, About that Pacer. I saw one of those without a back bumper one day
    and I must say they have potential. The original design most likely
    looked nice until they added bumpers, handles, chrome stuff etc...
    
      Rip off the bumpers and drop it on a vette chasis, black out the
    windows, paint it black, and it will be a weapon!
175.5Nothing like a station wagon!TLE::BEAUDETTom BeaudetMon Jul 15 1996 09:0112
    Take a look through note #8 here...I was running the "Goose" at the
    track AND as a daily driver...
    
    1980 Pontiac Bonne WAGON...all 4300lbs of it. Warmed over 350 (actually
    357 after bored out .040).
    
    15.28 @90+ in the 1/4 ....it sure woke up some people at the toll boths
    and lights!
    
    It's retired now...but the engine will live on in another "sleeper".
    
    /tb/
175.6KDX200::COOPERHe who laughs last, thinks slowestMon Jul 15 1996 09:528
    
    Hmm - back when I was a pup and raced a two wheeler, I got my doors
    absolutely blown right off (quite a feat on a bike) by a pinto wagon
    with a highly modified 302 under the hood.  This thing was all dented
    up and looked just like dads pinto pony wagon right down to the am
    radio...
    
    I was highly embarassed...
175.7a REAL sleeperSTRATA::LAMOTHEA B B AMon Jul 15 1996 10:409
    
      I had a 1973 chevy impala 2 door with a 474 cu. in. motor...boy
    did I fly with that car, very difficult not to smoke the tires
    when your 18 yrs old, and loved to bet your friends you could beat them
    with a '73 rusty Green ole pepe car....Ha ha ha.  Boy, those were the
    good ole days.....when gasoline was  ahem...like ...65 cents.
    
    /Bob