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Conference napalm::commusic

Title:COMMUSIC V2
Notice:New? See 2.*. For Sale in 20, Help in 30. Welcome!
Moderator:DREGS::BLICKSTEIN
Created:Tue Feb 18 1992
Last Modified:Tue Jun 03 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:678
Total number of notes:8119

677.0. "Humor" by NEWVAX::LAURENT (Hal Laurent @ COP) Thu Apr 10 1997 13:39

Here's some synth humor I found on the Mixmasters mailing list.
-Hal


You Know You've Been Hanging Around Synths and 
Samplers Too Long When:

-You not only tap in time to the indicators on your car, but know
how many bpm they flash at.

-You go to hear an orchestra with your girlfriend, and while she
listens to the beautiful music, you calculate the polyphony required
to reproduce it.

- You are sure you can hear the looppoints at a choir recital.

- In addition to your in and out trays at work, you also have one
marked 'thru'.

- Last Christmas you synced your Christmas tree lights to your
TB-303.

- The accelerator on your car has aftertouch.

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