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Title:True North Strong & Free
Notice:Introduction in Note 535, For Sale/Wanted in 524
Moderator:POLAR::RICHARDSON
Created:Fri Jun 19 1987
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1040
Total number of notes:13668

503.0. "Fame at last?" by SUBURB::THOMASH (The Devon Dumpling) Fri Sep 06 1991 07:50


	Well, I have just been reading DECworld Aug 1991 all about Six Sigma,
	and who's piccy in on the middle pages??????????????????



	Take a bow Pat Rushton!!!!!!!



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503.1Minor flawPOLAR::BAYNErelax folks, enjoy the showFri Sep 06 1991 08:536
    re .0
    
    Actually that's Barf Hijinx disguised to look like Pat.  You can tell
    the difference, as the real Pat has more hair than that.
    
    dog
503.2Sheer sophistry...KAOM25::RUSHTONThe frumious BandersnatchMon Sep 09 1991 11:4022
I know absolutely nothing about that interview, and as for the photograph
I believe someone must have taken a photo-copy of my British passport (1985
version).

It has been said that the world infamous Kalbasza Sausage Gang of left-handed
Albanian dwarf brain surgeons has been seen near the Korff Barbunk Memorial
Colon and Used Snow-removal Equipment Museum.  Thus, it is certainly possible
that the Gang got drift of the great Grand Canal scheme and discovered
documents linking persons to this Great Canadian project.  From thence, the
gang could deduce that Immigration Canada kept its files in the trunk (boot,
for Heather) of a disused Trabant (the Car of the Year That Never Was).  Any-
one could now easily surmise how the Gang happened upon my photograph and
surreptiously implanted a nonsensical article about Six Stigma to an unsus-
pecting DECWORLD staff writer.  Truly, a very diabolical plot.

This Gang is comprised of very horrid little men!


I rest my case (of Molsons),


Barf Carjunk (Mr. Frozen Road Apple)
503.3SUBURB::THOMASHThe Devon DumplingTue Sep 10 1991 07:5531
	Now, there are wonderful words, in quotes, and in big black capitals
	(maybe they can't do joined-up writing yet?), and it says that these
	words issued from yourself.


	"Teamwork, especially the cross-functional aspects of it, make them
	aware of the consequences of their decisions. They don't give 
	presentations until they've done their homework".


	Now, what I want to know, is how much homework was given to the people
	designing the Grand Canal, and was it enough?
	............and what are the consequences of the Grand canal design?

	And on to fans "One production CIT noticed one in ten fans on a system
	were noisy..................."

	How many fans are there of the Grand Canal, and what percentage are 
	noisy?   Are there even 10 fans in total?

	Another quote from Pat, this time in small writing, and still not
	joined-up:

	"Being involved from the the begining to end of a project raises peoples
	self esteem"

	Now, I want to know if anyone has been involved since the initial 
	design of the Grand canal, and if so, how old are they? 

	Heather
503.4And another thing, ....SWAM2::MCCARTHY_LANow, don't get me wrong, but...Tue Sep 10 1991 12:386
    � "Being involved from the the begining to end of a project raises
    � peoples self esteem"

    Could you also explain why steam power was chosen over, say, burning
    freeze-dried road apples?