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Title:True North Strong & Free
Notice:Introduction in Note 535, For Sale/Wanted in 524
Moderator:POLAR::RICHARDSON
Created:Fri Jun 19 1987
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1040
Total number of notes:13668

426.0. "On the UP side today ..." by POLAR::COCKWELL () Thu Apr 04 1991 10:49

    Montreal Canadians won !!
    
    Boston Bruins lost !
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426.1OTOO01::PONDThu Apr 04 1991 13:215
    Tom,
    
    Aren't the Bruins GRAVY-SUCKING PIGS?
    
    Jim-the-fence-sitter
426.2Don Cherry knits socks!!KAOM25::RUSHTONThe frumious BandersnatchThu Apr 04 1991 14:1217
Wadda bunch of wimps!  

Hockey's a sissy's game, after all what other sport has grown men
wearing figure skates, short pants and stockings!?

They even gotta wear helmets to prevent the small particle of brain
imbedded in their skulls from flying out upon a sudden stop!

I suppose if you filled a room with all known hockey players and gave
them each a typewriter (can they write?), they might collectively
come up with a note asking for permission to go to the washroom.

TTFN,

Mr. Frozen Road Apple


426.3POLAR::COCKWELLThu Apr 04 1991 14:487
    I kind of like GRAVY-SUCKING PIGS, it the Bruins I don't like ..
    Mainly because my bothers-in-law like them ... they're
    gravy-sucking-pigs.
    
    Hope that's not a picket fence your sitting on there Jim-bo
    
    /T
426.4POLAR::RICHARDSONSick in a balanced sort of wayFri Apr 05 1991 12:582
    They're SEWAGE-SUCKING PIGS!

426.5And then today...SWAM2::MCCARTHY_LAUse an accordian, go to jail!Fri Apr 05 1991 14:054
    The Canucks surprised the Great Once and his pals
    
    But, the bad news - the Oilers, with the help of mutant referees,
    cheated their way past the Flames.
426.6POLAR::COCKWELLFri Apr 05 1991 16:0513
    <<< Note 426.5 by SWAM2::MCCARTHY_LA "Use an accordian, go to jail!" >>>
                             -< And then today... >-

>    The Canucks surprised the Great Once and his pals
    
>    But, the bad news - the Oilers, with the help of mutant referees,
>    cheated their way past the Flames.
    
    
    Come on now .. this is a note to convey only upbeat thoughts, maybe you
    should start a note "on the DOWNside today .."
    
    Practising my whirly-twirlies ... -:)
426.7POLAR::RICHARDSONSick in a balanced sort of wayFri Apr 05 1991 17:217
>>>    Practising my whirly-twirlies ... -:)
    
    
    Tom do you really have a nose growing out of your forhead? An even
    better reason to blink when you sneeze.
    
    8^)
426.8Stop that! It's filthy!KAOM25::RUSHTONThe frumious BandersnatchFri Apr 05 1991 19:397
    <<Tom do you really have a nose growing out of your forhead? An even
    <<better reason to blink when you sneeze.
    
..and a long index finger growing out from his face.  Man! You should
see the contortions he goes through!

;*)
426.9Its a nose ??!!POLAR::COCKWELLMon Apr 08 1991 09:066
    Glenn, 
    How nice of you to notice, I wasn't sure what it was .. it really just
    started since I've been with DEC, and always has been just a small
    growth, I do hope it will get to be as big as yours!
    
    /T
426.10relax, it does not matter this yearTROA09::GOBRIENBlue Jays tickets accepted hereMon Apr 08 1991 11:247
    Bruins and Canadiens are each up 2-1.  Given that Montreal has no
    chance of winning this year, such emotional displays by Habs fans is
    unwarranted.  Montreal's defence has been BRUTAL.  Buffalo and Montreal
    have combined for 30 goals in 3 games.  Hardly the playoff hockey that
    wins Cups.
    
    There's always next year.
426.11Too LATte for LAVAOU02::BOTMANPieter Botman - Vancouver SWSTue Apr 09 1991 22:048
    Yep, there's always next year...
    
    For Gretzky et al!!!
    
    Canucks storm back in O/T!!  I heard fans interviewed in their
    drunken stupor suggest that Ronning or Linden run for Premier!