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Conference kaosws::canada

Title:True North Strong & Free
Notice:Introduction in Note 535, For Sale/Wanted in 524
Moderator:POLAR::RICHARDSON
Created:Fri Jun 19 1987
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1040
Total number of notes:13668

362.0. "The price of oil" by RTL::HINXMAN (In danger of the mego effect) Wed Oct 17 1990 08:05

    It has been estimated that if a shooting war breaks out in the
    Persian Gulf the price of oil would rise to about $65(U.S.) a
    barrel.
    
    With oil at this price, would extraction from the Saskatchewan
    tar sands be economic?
    
    Tony
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362.1KAOFS::M_COTENow I'm even more nastyWed Oct 17 1990 10:4512
    
    
    Actually this has been looked into by the Canadian Indians.They have
    found technology which allows extraction of the TAR sands.Unfortunatly
    the new technology is very labour intensive.The breakthrough in the
    technology is the relatively short set up time required, once the
    technology is put into place.The unfortunate part is Kentucky Fried
    Chicken makes you buy a meal before they will hand out straws to
    the local indians.
    
    
    Mike C�t�
362.2Why am I not surprised?KAOFS::M_MORINDEQ - Digital Equipment Qu�becMon Oct 22 1990 16:254
Why have I come to expect replies like these from Mike?

Mario
362.3POLAR::RICHARDSONHe who laughs bestMon Oct 22 1990 18:525
    I don't know, but I think you've got him over a barrel!

    

    Another crude joke from Richardson Industries
362.4who is coat anyway...ehPOLAR::LACAILLEYFM-350 the real Ultimate WarriorTue Oct 23 1990 15:2212

	Recent petroleum price hikes and shortages have lead to
	major cutbacks in many sectors of the world economic
	market. Recent remarks from Richardson Industry insiders
	remark that "[our] company as being one of the hardest hit".
	As one employee was overheard to say "How can we be manufacture
	products up to our usual level of slipperyness and
	flamability without the stuff". Relief up until now has
	been carefully gleaned from the korlif barwunlke culture
	tanks. The new compound is said to be more flamable and
	almost as slippery as the crude.