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Conference hydra::dejavu

Title:Psychic Phenomena
Notice:Please read note 1.0-1.* before writing
Moderator:JARETH::PAINTER
Created:Wed Jan 22 1986
Last Modified:Tue May 27 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:2143
Total number of notes:41773

946.0. "TEST YOUR NOT_PSYCHIC POWERS!" by TOPDOC::SLOANE (xmas -> bills -> snow -> skiing -> spring!) Thu Jan 05 1989 16:37

                      -< Are You Not Psychic? >-

    Many people are convinced they have no psychic powers. Here's an
    easy test to tell you!

    YOU'RE NOT PSYCHIC IF:

    The phone rings and you are sure it is your old friend Sylvester whom
    you haven't seen for 15 years. It is actually your next door neighbor
    who wants to borrow a cup of sugar.

    --

    You are about to get on a plane, but have a vision of it crashing.
    So you take the next flight. Both flights reach their destination
    safely.

    --

    As you leave work, you imagine your house is about to go up in
    flames. When you arrive home, the house is still there.

    --

    You are certain the mailman will bring you some money or some
    unexpected good news today. But all you get is the usual pile of
    bills.

    --

    At a party, you concentrate your thoughts on an attractive member
    of whatever sex most interests you to make them turn and look at
    you. But they ignore you and never look your way.

    --

    The winning megabucks number is revealed to you in a dream. The
    next day you buy a ticket. Your number does not even win a free
    ticket.

    --

    You write a fantastic note to DEJAVU, sure that everyone reading
    it will think it is marvelous. Instead, you receive brickbats over
    the net. 


    HAVE MORE THAN TWO OF THESE EXPERIENCES HAPPENED TO YOU? 
    If so, you're NOT_PSYCHIC!


    Bruce
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946.1More testsHSSWS1::GREGMalice AforethoughtThu Jan 05 1989 19:2617
    
    	You are NOT psychic if:
    
    		- You visualise yourself as and old person playing
    		  with grandchildren while a mammoth truck is in 
    		  the process of crushing the life out of you before
    		  you even have children.
    
    		- The phone rings and you are absolutely certain it
    		  is your neighbor because they're the only ones who
    		  know your unlisted number.
    
    		- You have a vivid dream in which you see yourself
    		  sleeping, then wake up to find out you were only 
    		  dreaming of sleeping.
    
    	- Greg
946.2is there such an animal as the PSYCHIC MASOCHIST?USACSB::OPERATOR_CBDO WHAT THOU WILTFri Jan 06 1989 01:229
    
    Is it perhaps possible that if you take these tests and fail....all
    the time....that you are negativly psychic?
    
    You know events are going to happen but your brain sends you opposite
    expectations so that you are depressed/confused  by everyday events?
                                                    
    Craig ?
946.3HAVE YOU BEEN READING MY MAIL, OR WHAT???CRETE::MISTOVICHFri Jan 06 1989 12:441
    re: .0  How did you know its always a pile of bills?!? ;-)
946.4-USAT05::KASPERThere&#039;s no forever, only Now...Fri Jan 06 1989 13:077
You're not psychic when:

     You can guess someones age, determine their shoe size but
     don't know when they broke their leg... ;-) -> Frederick...

Terry
946.5All Thumbs with a calculatorDNEAST::CHRISTENSENLFri Jan 06 1989 14:159
    You are not Psychic:
    
    When you balance your checkbok with the bank statement and find
    you have an extra $300 you didn't know you have then go out and
    buy  a really nice  (whatever) that you have always wanted and two
    months later you start bouncing checks.
    
    
    l
946.6This is not a replyWHEEL::DONHAMI&#039;ll see it when I believe it.Wed Apr 11 1990 05:058
    
    You are not psychlic if you did not know that I was going to type:
    "You are not psychlic if you did not know that I was going to type:
    ""You are not pshyclic if you did not know that I was going to type:
    """..."""
    
    [sorry :^)]
946.7getting metaphysical? ERASER::KALLISAnger&#039;s no replacement for reasonWed Apr 11 1990 05:157
    Re .6:
    
    I admit now that nobody I know has ever been pshyclic.
    
    Sounds a bit kinky ... :-)    
    
    Steve Kallis, Jr.
946.8Look at the datesPENPAL::JAMESTue Jan 10 1989 12:116
    check out the dates of replies .6 and .7 - and tell me that our
    notesfile isn't psychic.....
    
    
    Estelle
946.9WHEEL::DONHAMI&#039;ll see it when I believe it.Tue Jan 10 1989 13:286
    
    re: .-1
    
    You mean...it isn't? Sherman! To the Wayback machine!
    
    :^)
946.10Happens to me all the time!SEINE::RAINVILLETrace this call, where am I?Tue Jan 10 1989 18:016
    You know you're not psychic when a stunning person of the opposite
    sex smiles and utters a warm greeting in your direction, then walks
    past to someone behind you while you slobber all over yourself.
    
    						MWR
946.11STRATA::RUDMANP51--Cadillac of the Skies!Mon Mar 13 1989 16:569
    Re: .1 Greg  Actually, in my dream I dreamt I was awake, but when
                 I woke up I discovered I was only dreaming.
                 
    Re: .2 Craig, you're closer than you think.  There are those who
           subconsciously repress themselves and display no physic
           ability during a "test".  Kind of like people with high
           IQs missing questions on an IQ test so as to appear "normal".
    
    						Don
946.12USACSB::CBROWNeating jellied NewtsTue Mar 14 1989 00:546
    
    Re: .11 Don,
    
    	I knew someone was going to say that.
    
    Craig ;-)