Conference hydra::dejavu

756.0. "VMS and DEJAVU" by CLUE::PAINTER (Heaven is void of prejudice.) Tue Jun 07 1988 11:35

I have this feeling that the minds here could come up with some great 
DEJAVU-type VMS commands.

Have at it!  (;^)

Cindy
              
    
Encl: Examples
===========================================================================

From:	COVERT::COVERT "John R. Covert  02-Jun-1988 1633"  3-JUN-1988 01:40
To:	@DESPERADO
Subj:	Desperado #1158: Everyday another miracle

...				=*=

From:	TSG::KELLEHER     "MAIL-F-NETBOOM, network partner exploded"
To:	BOOKIE::NEILSEN
Subj:	For DESPERADO, again

	Our interest in VMS error messages was born one day as
	Dave and I drove home from an MRO3 lunch, and got hooked
	by the idea of an AI product for the home:  VAX Babysitter.
	We were making things up at a furious pace.  Dave chimed
	up with
		BABSIT-F-BABYNIX, baby not found

	...and many others.  I actually had to stop the car and
	laugh against the steering wheel when he muttered, more
	to himself than me,

		$ SET BABY/NOCRY

	So...

   %MAIL-F-PRODMOO, illegal use of cattleprod

   %MAIL-F-VAXTOAST, network partner burning

   %MAIL-F-QUAFFBRIM, illegal command - wake up and smell the coffee

   %MAIL-I-NEVERMIND, illegal error message

   MAIL-F-ORALROB, receiver called home

   MAIL-F-WHATTHA@#$, system confused by operator bozohood

   MAIL-I-OUTTOLUNCH, system processing slowly

   DCL-I-WHATTHHEY, relax, the system will take care of it

   DCL-F-LCD, Liquid Crystal Display image error (mirror image, that is!)

   DCL-F-NOHABLO, can't parse Spanish instruction

   VMS-F-SFDEATH, cable not attached to car

   DCL-W-REALLY?, system not sure you want it to do what you just told it

   DCL-W-OKYOUSAIDITNOTME, system about to perform questionable instruction

   DCL-E-ITOLDYOUSO, system is a smartass

   DCL-F-MECCA, attempt to reach home node failed after fifth try

   %DCL-W-GRNDCNYN, scope of image too magnificent for system to understand

   %DCL-F-BIFOCS, image not clear

   %DCL-F-OHRICKY, node THCLUB inaccessible

   %SDML-F-OHMY, DOCUMENT file is vile - deleting

This is a .LOG file of how it might work on the *big* VAX...

local > C EARTH_PLANE

          Unauthorized Access Prohibited
          (violators subject to 10,000 more earth lives)


Username:  CREATOR
Password:  I_AM_THAT_I_AM

$SET DATE=02-SEP-1848:08:12:42.56
$SET BIRTH/COUNTRY=FRANCE/RACE=WHITE
$SET IDENTITY/SEX=MALE/SKILLS=INVESTMENTS,PAINTING
$!
$ASSIGN/PROCESS PAUL_GAUGUIN  ENTITY$IDENITY
$ASSIGN/PROCESS HENRI_GAUGUIN PARENT$FATHER
$ASSIGN/PROCESS MARIA_GAUGUIN PARENT$MOTHER
$ASSIGN/PROCESS PURPOSE.DAT   ENTITY$PURPOSE
$!
$APPEND PARENT$FATHER,PARENT$MOTHER/DNA ENTITY$IDENTITY/NEW_VERSION
$!
$SET MEMORY=CURRENT_LIFE
$!
$ASSIGN/PROCESS AKASHIC_RECORDS SYS$OUTPUT
$RUN LIFETIME/PROCESS=PAUL_GAUGUIN/TIME_LIMIT=55_YEARS
$!
$RETURN



Terry  (Have I missed any commands???)

%DCL-S-SPAWNED process GAUGIN_1 spawned
$ 

    Useful DEJAVU commands ( and possible errors ) ;

    $ set reality

        %RLTY-S-NEWAGER		<Completion status ok.>    
        %RLTY-W-SKEPTC		<You don't believe this works do you?>

    
        /ripples=nofundamentalists

        %RLTY-S-PHEWALLBUSY	<It's Sunday !>
        %RLTY-E-BLAHBLAH4ALL	<Free speech, see First Amendment.>


        /plane=n                ( where n is from 1 to 7 )

        %RLTY-W-NOTYET		<Go away and meditate.>    
        %RLTY-E-GODCOMPLX 	<Who do you think you are ?>
        %RLTY-F-OOBE		<Can't get back from that one.>

    
    $ dectarot
    
        /analysis=predict

        %DECT-S-JOBQUEUED	<Event will happen on___ at___>
        %DECT-E-UNEXPECTEDERR	<Major Problems !>

            
        /analysis=cause

        %DEJA-I-YCYOR		<It's your fault.>

    
    General errors.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~            
    
        %ETHER-I-SOULMATE	<Decnet link established.>
        %ETHER-W-WITHDRWL	<Network partner exited physical link.>
        %ETHER-E-NOMATE		<Network partner aborted logical link.>

     	%DEJA-F-INFINITE_LOOP	<Haven't we been here before ?>
    	%DEJA-W-KARMA		<Garbage In Garbage Out.>
    	%DEJA-W-FULLMOON	<User appears to have turned into a weirwolf.>