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Conference hydra::dejavu

Title:	Psychic Phenomena
Notice:	Please read note 1.0-1.* before writing
Moderator:	JARETH::PAINTER

Created:	Wed Jan 22 1986
Last Modified:	Tue May 27 1997
Last Successful Update:	Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:	2143
Total number of notes:	41773

735.0. "Designer Smudge" by DECWET::MITCHELL (The anchovy speaks) Wed May 11 1988 21:31

    Sage and the like may work great at keeping ghosties, ghoulies,
    and long-leggedty beasties away, but really special problems require
    really special smudge.  I offer these good housekeeping ideas for
    starters:
    
    
    TO KEEP VAMPIRES AWAY:        Burn garlic.  This may attract ghosts
                                  with a penchant for Italian food, however.
    
    TO KEEP ME AWAY:              Burn anything written by Frederick.
    
    TO KEEP FREDERICK AWAY:       Burn anything written by me.
    
    TO KEEP BLACK PANTHERS AWAY:  Burn baby, burn.
    
    TO KEEP FOOTLOOSE COWS AWAY:  Burn Chicago (not available in all
                                  occult stores).
    
    TO KEEP FUNDAMENTALISTS AWAY:      Burn a condom.
    
    TO KEEP MIKIE MORGAN AWAY:         Burn a fundamentalist.
                                  
    TO THE KEEP SURGEON GENERAL AWAY:  Light my Lucky.
    
    TO KEEP NEOPAGANS AWAY:            Don't bother; they're all going to burn
                                       anyway!
    
    
    John M. ;-)

T.R	Title	User	Personal Name	Date	Lines
735.1	Anchovy mashers on the loose!	WRO8A::GUEST_TMP	HOME, in spite of my ego!	`Thu May 12 1988 00:16`	19
	Let me offer my own list to add to yours: To keep Shirley MaClaine away: You can't...she keeps popping up. To keep Ronald Reagan away: Declare yourself impoverished and needy. To keep Hustler Magazine away: Disown anything with flesh on it. To keep Greenpeace away: Declare war on rubber rafts. To keep earthquakes away: Listen to anything done by Orson Welles or Nostradamus. To keep the boss away: Do real work. To keep death away: Don't live in the first place. Frederick
735.2	anant the first place ...	MARKER::KALLIS	loose ships slip slips.	`Thu May 12 1988 09:39`	8
	Re .1 (Fredrick): >To keep death away: Don't live in the first place. But Fredrick ... nobody's even sure where the Garden of Eden is located. ;-) Steve Kallis, Jr.
735.3	Solution your problem?	WRO8A::FLEESEKE		`Thu May 12 1988 10:45`	9
	RE .1 > To keep earthquakes away: How about put some super glue on San Andreas faults? Kevin
735.4	Crack another one...	SAHQ::KASPER	Life is like a beanstalk, isn't it...	`Thu May 12 1988 11:01`	7
	re. .3 When God questioned one of the angels about the crack in the earth along the west coast, the angle replied, "It wasn't my fault, it was Saint Adreas' fault..." Terry
735.5		NEXUS::GORTMAKER	the Gort	`Thu May 12 1988 22:28`	3
	re-.1 BOOOOOOOO HISSSSS! 8^)
735.6	the early worm gets the bird	ERASER::KALLIS	Don't confuse `want' and `need.'	`Wed May 25 1988 13:01`	12
	From a Medieval manuscript: "This hearb [Sage] being purified under dung of cattell, in a glasen vessel, bringeth forth a certaine worme or bird, having a taile after the fashion of a bird, called a black mack or Dufell, with whose blood, if any man be touched on the brest, he shal loose his sence or feeling the space of fifteene dayes and more." Pleasant dreams ... Steve Kallis, Jr.