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599.1 | Meow, Grrrrrrrrrrowl | SALES::RFI86 | The grand facade so soon will burn | Mon Dec 14 1987 14:21 | 5 |
| I would be a cat because they are intelligent and and have the ability
to move silently through any terrain. They are also majestic and
make impeccable hunters. they are also loyal and very trustworthy.
Geoff
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599.2 | | NEXUS::MORGAN | In your heart you KNOW it's flat. | Mon Dec 14 1987 15:29 | 1 |
| Timber Wolf, wild, free and somewhat social... B^)
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599.3 | and without. | PBSVAX::COOPER | Topher Cooper | Mon Dec 14 1987 15:44 | 6 |
| A human (as a matter of fact, I'm working hard at becoming one :-).
Why? Because, of all animals we know, being human gives one the
maximum number of options.
Topher
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599.4 | | SSDEVO::ACKLEY | Aslan | Mon Dec 14 1987 15:46 | 6 |
|
As one might guess from my 'personal name' (if familiar with
"Narnia") I am normally a lion, though, I recently discovered that
my "animal" self is a human (Homo Sapiens).
Alan.
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599.5 | So long and thanks for all the fish | HPSCAD::DDOUCETTE | Tis the Season and Spice of life | Mon Dec 14 1987 16:24 | 5 |
| Eagle or Dolphin, depending upon if I want to soar the skies or
swim the ocean.
Ya, human does have its advantages, but I'm not sure if it's all
what its hyped up to be.
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599.6 | Splash! | BARAKA::BLAZEK | A new moon, a warm sun... | Mon Dec 14 1987 17:07 | 6 |
| A sea otter! I love the water, and sea otters are sleek
and fun-loving! It doesn't matter whether they're eating
abalone on their stomachs or swimming rapidly away from a
threatening beast, they always seem to love their life.
Carla
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599.7 | | CSC32::WOLBACH | Carol Saturnworm | Mon Dec 14 1987 17:15 | 11 |
|
Now wait a minute, Carla! *I* wanted to be an otter!
Maybe I'll be a river otter...
Because they are sleek and playful and family oriented
and fun loving and beautiful!
Deb
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599.8 | Can't decide | FNYFS::PELLATT | ORCA | Tue Dec 15 1987 07:12 | 14 |
| Hmmm, what shall I be today / tomorrow / next life ?
Perhaps a Jellyfish, just bobbing along on lifes beautiful ocean
of experience, causing no harm to anyone except those who grab me
by the tentacles ( ! ).
Or maybe a Killer Whale, munching all those little furry sea mammals
that humans get sentimental about ( oops, sorry Carla...but what
about the abalone ? ).
But there again, perhaps an Andean Condor, soaring along thousands
of miles of jungle covered mountains - wow, I like this one !
Dave.
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599.9 | Another Cat | SSDEVO::YOUNGER | God is nobody. Nobody loves you. | Tue Dec 15 1987 08:58 | 4 |
| A cat - those that are lucky enough to get homes get to spend their
lives eating and sleeping and being pet. I am also very fond of cats.
Elizabeth
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599.10 | Pachyderms! | NATASH::BUTCHART | | Tue Dec 15 1987 09:20 | 10 |
| An elephant. I've always loved the beasts. As a child I wanted
nothing to do with teddy bears, dolls--I had my stuffed elephant
collection, which I have kept to this day. Even now, my husband and
family occasionally give me an elephant for a birthday or Christmas.
I read volumes about them, their lives and habitats and behaviors.
I cried most of the way through Dumbo. I instinctively loved them,
even the smelly, real ones I ogled at the zoos. I was ecstatic when
I finally got to ride one at a state fair some 5 years ago.
Marcia
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599.11 | cowabunga! | ERASER::KALLIS | Remember how ephemeral is Earth. | Tue Dec 15 1987 09:52 | 18 |
| Re .10 (Marcia):
>.............................................Even now, my husband and
>family occasionally give me an elephant for a birthday or Christmas.
Must be a _humungous_ feed bill! :-)
Semi-seriously, my late father was an elephant freak, too. When
he retired to Florida, I suggested he get a baby one for his back
yard, but he never did.
On animals: I love cats, but tend top go along with Topher -- I'd
stay a human; or, barring that, one of the primates. They have
the most options.
But let me tell you about bats some time ...
Steve Kallis, Jr.
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599.12 | FLY LIKE AN EAGLE | DV780::WILSONP | I'm a traveler on the path... | Tue Dec 15 1987 11:26 | 5 |
| I would want to be an Eagle.
Ah-h-h, what it would be like to soar above all.
Pat
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599.13 | just like Spuds... | FSLENG::JOLLIMORE | For the greatest good... | Tue Dec 15 1987 11:30 | 1 |
| ... a pah-tee ..
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599.14 | l'etat, c'est moi... | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | a collie down isnt a collie beaten | Tue Dec 15 1987 11:37 | 2 |
| Jonathan Livingston Seagull here...
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599.15 | Arf! | CLUE::PAINTER | Imagine all the people... | Tue Dec 15 1987 11:38 | 5 |
|
I'm rather partial to ostriches, however my first choice would be
a dog - collie in particular.
Cindy
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599.16 | I even met Flipper once... | AOXOA::STANLEY | Just one thing that I have to say... | Wed Dec 16 1987 10:58 | 4 |
| I think it would have to be a dolphin. I've always been fascinated with
these playful, intelligent creatures.
Dave
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599.17 | Spuds all the way | FROST::BESSETTEJ | | Wed Dec 16 1987 13:09 | 7 |
| I'll have to agree with .13. Spuds all the way
Did you see all the babes around him on the commercials?
AHHHHH!! what a life.
Jeff
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599.18 | The grass is greener... | PBSVAX::COOPER | Topher Cooper | Wed Dec 16 1987 13:15 | 6 |
| RE: .17
But if you asked him (her, actually I believe), I'm sure you would
tell you it was a dog's life.
:-) Topher
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599.19 | Eenie, Meenie, Minie, Moe | GRECO::MISTOVICH | | Wed Dec 16 1987 13:30 | 4 |
599.20 | a wrinkle pup | USAT02::CARLSON | ichi ni san shi go | Wed Dec 16 1987 13:31 | 5 |
| a shar-pei.
To be prized above other dogs, to be pampered and adored by my
human pets. ;^)
Theresa.
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599.21 | | DECWET::MITCHELL | Value me--I'm different! | Wed Dec 16 1987 21:19 | 14 |
| RE: .6 (Carla)
> A sea otter! <
In that case I would like to be an abalone. ;-}
I hear Paul Simon would rather be a sparrow than a snail...
John M.
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599.22 | A story to tell what animal I like to be and why | LASSIE::MARIGOWDA | | Wed Dec 16 1987 22:12 | 47 |
|
Once there was a deer. One day while roaming around in its forest it met
a lonely wolf. Deer did not know, that it was a wolf, for it had not met
any wolves before. Deer slowly got close to the wolf and asked the wolf
if they can become friends and play together. Wolf agreed and they became
friends. And after couple of days wolf killed the dear and eat it.
As all the deers go, this deer also went to heaven. There God saw this
deer always being sad. So, one day God went near the deer and asked why it
was so sad inspite of being in heaven.
Deer:"God I am thinking of the friend who killed me. Thinking of his
behaviour hurts me a lot. Why was it so dishonest?"
God:"Your friend who killed you is a wolf. Wolf do not care about a
deer's love and friendship. All they care and see is the flesh that
they can eat. Who asked you to be friends with a wolf?"
Deer:"But it said it was my friend, it promised to help me. It always
talked of high values and principles. It even used to cry when ever it
used to hurt me. More than anything I trusted those tears and thought
of it as a great friend."
God:"Ok, enough of being sad. I will send you back to the forest. Now
I will give you a choice to be what ever the animal you want to be. You
can go as a wolf if you want to. Do you want to?"
Deer:"No God I cannot be a wolf and live a life of lies and betray friends
for the desire of flesh. I like to be a deer only. Give me more intelligence
to find out who is a real friend and who is not"
God:"Now you know the pain of betrayel, abuse of trust, you will never inflict
the same kind of pain on others. Try and learn from this pain you will be
peaceful.
Understand this my little dear then you will not grieve any more. Every one
walks the path they choose. As you are choosing the path of trust, Love and
friendship, the Wolf chooses the path of preying on other animals flesh. Do
not worry your little head about the path others have chosen. Live the path
you have chosen and keep your heart clean.
Wolves are around, keep distance from them and remember never trust a Wolf's
tears and never trust a wolf's smooth talks. Now go dance my dear to your
heart's content and be happy in the forest."
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599.23 | Plankton Wanted ! | FNYFS::PELLATT | ORCA | Thu Dec 17 1987 02:20 | 9 |
| Re .6, .8 and .21...
Looks like we've got a bit of a food chain here folks...
Orca -> Sea Otter -> Abalone
Anyone fancy being a plankton ( or whatever Abalones eat ) ?
Yum Yum, Dave.
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599.24 | Nice | SALES::RFI86 | Sailors do it with tack(t) | Thu Dec 17 1987 08:49 | 5 |
| re: .22
That was very nice, Thanks:-)
Geoff
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599.25 | | MANTIS::PARE | What a long, strange trip its been | Thu Dec 17 1987 09:49 | 1 |
| Geoff beat me to it... re .22 that was great!
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599.26 | Squawk, SQUAWK !!! | IOSG::STRIJCKER | | Thu Dec 17 1987 10:08 | 20 |
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Re : .23
No thank you, I'd rather be a Macaw.
Think of all the admiration you get for your colourful feathers.
The big mess you can make by peeling sunflower seeds and then flap
your wings and get the peels all over the place.
Then the cleaner comes and you play tricks on him, flying onto his
head, nibbling his ear and so on.
Having a nice shower and shower everybody around you.
Squawking at loud as you can if you don't get the desired attention.
Even tell them (people) off, or fool them, because they are stupid
in some way.
What a lovely life.
Wivine
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599.27 | Can I be more than one? :-) | AKOV11::FRETTS | you are a shining star... | Thu Dec 17 1987 10:44 | 26 |
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There are four animals that I wouldn't mind being -
. A cat - but only if I had a good, loving home where I would be
treated with the respect I deserve! :-) This would be at the
times when I want to be admired and taken care of.
. A dolphin - at the times when I want to be free and playful!!!
. An owl - at the times when I long to know the mysteries of life!!!
. A little creature of the forest, something like a chipmunk. I
sometimes daydream about being this little creature and living
in a world where I *was not* part of the food chain and had an
endless supply of vegetation to eat and a warm little burrow to
sleep in, filled with fragrant leaves and flowers. I would spend
my days soaking up the sunshine, playing with all my forest friends,
and then spending wonderful dreamfilled nights in my cozy home.
This would be at the times when I need to feel totally secure
and loved.
Carole
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599.29 | | VITAL::KEEFE | Bill Keefe - 223-1837 - MLO21-4 | Fri Dec 18 1987 07:55 | 14 |
| re: .27 (Carole)
> A little creature of the forest, something like a chipmunk. I
> sometimes daydream about being this little creature and living
> in a world where I *was not* part of the food chain and had an
> endless supply of vegetation to eat and a warm little burrow to
> sleep in, filled with fragrant leaves and flowers. I would spend
> my days soaking up the sunshine, playing with all my forest friends,
> and then spending wonderful dreamfilled nights in my cozy home.
> This would be at the times when I need to feel totally secure
> and loved.
Sounds more like a description of a hobbit than a chipmunk ;-);-)
- Bill
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599.30 | tweet tweet tweet | BUSY::MAXMIS11 | She chortled in her joy. | Fri Dec 18 1987 12:04 | 8 |
| I would want to be a Lark. It seems to me that the expression "Happy
as a Lark" must be based in some truth. Since it has abeen my stated
goal for the last few years to live a "happy" life, and since I
seem to have met with some good success, I think it only fitting
that I should become a Lark.
Marion
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599.31 | Spuds a fraud? | FSTVAX::WIMMER | | Mon Dec 21 1987 11:59 | 6 |
| Re .13 and .17:
Would it make a difference to you Spuds fans to know it was recently
discovered that Spuds is female?????????????
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599.32 | ...is fair play. | USRCV1::CARNELLP | Sherman, set the Wayback for... | Mon Dec 21 1987 13:29 | 8 |
| That's OK, most of the Lassies were males.
Paul.
BTW - just to keep this note on topic, somewhere deep inside myself
there is a wolf just sitting there waiting for a chance to run
wild. Anyone who has seen the way I cook a steak will attest to
this fact :-)
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599.33 | ...in the grass... | 30841::GUEST_TMP | HOME, in spite of my ego! | Mon Dec 21 1987 22:48 | 29 |
| Here is a "relevant" quote from Lazaris' new book ("The Sacred
Journey")[although this could also go under the Reincarnation
topic.]:
"...
Once you move out of any Kingdom, you never go back. Once
you step over the boundary and enter the Human Kingdom, you never
step back. Certain Eastern philosophies notwithstanding, you do
not step back. The last animal lifetime, however, is a very important
transitional lifetime. Within each animal species certain types
of animals have a much smoother transition than others. In the
species of birds, for example, we would suggest that an eagle, hawk,
or owl has an easier transition to the Human Kingdom than, say,
a buzzard! There is no species better than another; there are
just certain animals within a species that are more likely to make
the jump than others.
The last animal you were, we would suggest, is often your
Spirit Animal. If you can remember or discover what it was, it
can be of grand assistance in your current growth. It can be of
assistance, that is true, but certainly it is not necessary to
your growth."
I don't know which animal I might have been...I suspect I was
a snake in some lifetime (a bushmaster!) :-)
Frederick
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599.34 | Aren't humans animals... | NEXUS::MORGAN | In your heart you KNOW it's flat. | Tue Dec 22 1987 00:30 | 4 |
| Reply to .33; Fredrick,
Do I detect a little species chauvanism? I thought humans are/were
animals.
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599.35 | Arrk Arrk | FNYFS::PELLATT | ORCA | Wed Dec 30 1987 02:41 | 8 |
| Re .26
Sounds great being a Macaw, but I seem to remember something from
another notes file about Macaws being stuffed into plastic drainpipes
and thrown into car boots ! You can't keep these things secret,
Wivine !
Squawk, Dave.
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599.36 | | CSC32::KACHELMYER | David Lee Kak | Fri Jan 01 1988 17:43 | 10 |
| RE: .33
The way I'd heard tell, Humans and the different animal classes were
separate spiritual evolutionary paths and that they normally didn't
cross about.
The differing stories on these things sometimes makes me wonder
where the spirits these folks channel from get their information!
Kak
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599.37 | Dolphin, killer whale | CHICKN::GAUTHIER | | Wed Jan 27 1988 16:52 | 22 |
| HI.
In my usual open-minded way, I read .0 and decided immediately
that I wasn't interested. Then I remembered that I had often thought
I'd like to be an Orca, a killer whale. My first choice is dolphin,
but Killer whales EAT them. I'd want to be on the top of the food
chain.
What I'd like about being a dolphin, and this is hopefully
true about killer whales, is that they don't have much of a problem
getting enough to eat. They are so well adapted to their environment
that they can hunt for a relatively small portion of the time and
get all they need. They spend a lot of their time playing and having
fun, goofing with other dolphins and other animals. They are thought
to be highly intelligent and to possess language; they don't screw
up the earth and overpopulate it, like some animals I know! They
are very social. Sometimes I wonder if, when we're ready to reincarnate
to a higher life form, we become dolphins, or some other type of
whale.
I'm very partial, probably like most people, to mammals.
Now I guess I'll take a look and see what everybody else would like
to be.
Mike
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599.38 | Surf's up..... | CSSE::BLANEY | That's PHANTASMAGORICAL! | Fri Jan 29 1988 09:30 | 29 |
| Being a perfectionist at heart -- although falling chasms short
of it in real life -- I believe that there is only one creature
that I could tolerate being. A SHARK, preferably a great white,
but I suppose I'd settle for a Mako or Tiger. Of all the creatures
on this earth, they are the closest to perfect. They have two basic
functions, eating and breeding; they are at the summit of the food
chain - even man has to be careful; and they are adapted perfectly
to their environment. I have been greatly interested in sharks
for many years, and have come to the conclusion that if I believed
in evolution, sharks would be the one creature that would have had
to change the least. I like that, I'm a creature of habit and I
usually resist change, I think I'd like being in total control of
my "territory" and not have to worry about much except a harpoon, an
occasional killer whale (see -.1), or a rambunctious dolphin.
BTW: (-.1) Although the killer whale is at the top of the food
chain and has been know to attack a shark or two, there are more
incidences of sharks attacking and killing whales (any type) than
vise-versa -- especially great whites, so....
... watch your tail fin .....
^
/ \
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;-)
lb
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599.39 | | NUGGET::BRUNDIGE | Listen to the Earth Mother | Fri Feb 12 1988 15:38 | 3 |
| The Black Bear, my spirit brother.
Russ
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599.40 | hi deb! | ENGINE::BOUCHER | every family needs a dweebie!! | Thu Jul 21 1988 14:27 | 3 |
| Morgan Wolbach! ;-)
j
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599.41 | Queen of the jungle??? | CURIE::MITAYLOR | All work and no play... | Tue Nov 08 1988 11:26 | 5 |
| I'm extremely partial to cats, although I can't imagine myself as
domesticated, therefore I'd have to choose either a lion or a leopard,
hanging out on the African plains....I could really get into that!
Michaela
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