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Title: Dave Barry - Noted humorist
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Created:Wed Jan 22 1986
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57.0. "Graduation" by BISON::TEDONE () Mon Jun 18 1984 13:47

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57.1Mark Twain In Same VeinNACAD::KOCHEMTue Jan 19 1993 15:09131
57.2Substance Abuse has a venerable historyNEWVAX::BUCHMANRosalie's UncleTue Jun 03 1997 13:0630
    > that you can't help but wonder if substance abuse hasn't
    >  been around a lot longer than we thought.
    
    I don't know how long you thought it was around, but have you read "The
    Odyssey?" You haven't? Shame on you!
    
    But in the part where Telemachus is looking for his dad, and he drops
    by Menalaus' house, and they get to weeping about the old times, and
    Helen O'Troy (I guess she was Helen O'Sparta again by that time ...)
    decides to give them a little pick-me-up to lift their spirits, do you
    know what she gets them? Nepenthe! Which is to say, Opium. This is 1100
    B.C., ya know.
    
    Not to mention the lotus that Odysseus and his men eat, which puts them
    to sleep. A well known side effect of opium -- could the lotuses really
    have been poppies?
    
    The worst case of substance abuse in that book was how Odysseus and his
    friends dumped part of their wine on the ground before drinking it.
    They called it a libation, but they were just abusing their substances!
    And did the gods appreciate it? Look how long it to Odysseus to get
    home!
    
    The case has been made that primitive peoples actually began
    cultivating in earnest in order to get a reliable source of grain from
    which to make beer. Anne Rice even has a 6000-year-old vampire attest
    to that assertion.
    
    				Jim B.