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Conference 7.286::sports_90

Title:OURGNG::SPORTS - Digital's daily tabloid
Notice:Please review note 1.83 before writing anything.
Moderator:VAXWRK::NEEDLE
Created:Thu Dec 14 1989
Last Modified:Fri Dec 17 1993
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:438
Total number of notes:50420

424.0. "Baseball in Print" by YUPPY::STRAGED (Norwegian Blue...Beautiful Plummage) Fri Dec 07 1990 04:31

    In the New York Times letters section, there has been a long running
    argument about who first mentioned baseball IN PRINT.
    
    I thought that the talented SportsNoters should be able to voice their
    opinions, so this note is for anyone who thinks they know the earliest
    PRINTED mention of baseball.
    
    PJ
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424.1CAM::WAYJust a jacknife has old McHeath, babeFri Dec 07 1990 07:453
PJ --

	Genesis 1:1   "In the Big Inning..."
424.2Earthly books please..YUPPY::STRAGEDNorwegian Blue...Beautiful PlummageFri Dec 07 1990 10:027
    OK  'saw,  
    
    But did anyone ever get the shake the author's hand??
    
    Any other offers, SportsNoters??
    
    PJ
424.3MCIS1::DHAMELIraqis roasting when we open fireFri Dec 07 1990 10:088
    
    Some cave drawings in France show some human-like creatures beating on
    some critters with clubs.  Careful examination of the clubs have
    clearly revealed the words "Louiseville Slugger" on them.  Does this
    count as print media?
    
    Dickster
    
424.4CSC32::GAULKEFri Dec 07 1990 10:257
    
    
    That wasn't a bat, and it didn't say 'Louisville Slugger'.
    
    It said "Welcome to Jamaica and I hope you have a good time mon"
    
    
424.5yNEMAIL::LEARYMFri Dec 07 1990 11:067
    re: -1
    	What did it say in its flaccid state?
    
    
    ML-ster???
    
    
424.6A bit of culture!!!YUPPY::STRAGEDNorwegian Blue...Beautiful PlummageTue Dec 11 1990 06:1825
    I can see that we're getting nowhere fast in this note.....
    
    Here's what I had in mind:
    
    Examples from Shakespeare.....
    
    	a) "And so shall I catch the fly"    	(Henry V, Act V, scene ii)
    
    	b) "A hit, a very palpable hit!"     	(Hamlet, V, ii)
    
    	c) "You may go walk"			(Taming of the Shrew,II,i)
    
    	d) "Strike"				(Richard III, Act I,iv)
    
    	e) "For this relief much thanks"	(Hamlet, I, i)
    
    	f) "O hateful error"			(Julius Ceasar, V, i)
    
    	g) "Fair is foul and foul is fair"	(Macbeth, I, i)
    
    	h) "My arm is sore"			(Antony and Cleopatra)
    
    
    See what I mean????
    PJ
424.7If it's out there, it's in Notes tooMCIS1::DHAMELThis note results from snorting...Tue Dec 11 1990 07:247
    
    "To bunt or not to bunt.  That is the question.  Whether 'tis nobler to
    lay one down or to swing for the fences, and in doing so, perchance to
    win.  A hit!  A hit!  My kingdom for a hit!!
    
    -The Yellow Pages Theatrical Coach
    
424.8RIPPLE::DEVLIN_JOGits win! Gits win! Gits WIN!!!Tue Dec 11 1990 10:076
    From Earl Weaver:
    
    "Tis better to have argued and lost, then to never have argued at
    all."
    
    jd
424.9CAM::WAYA ruck is a scrum for 2Tue Dec 11 1990 11:1426
I still say it's Biblical in origin:


	For I say unto you, that whosoever shall lay down a 
	bunt to advance a runner, or perchance to score a run,
	shall have everlasting entry in the box score.


Further, there was remarkable prophetic information concerning
the 1986 World Series debacle, as shown by the following:

	Jesus wept.


Baserunning is also mentioned as a footnote

	Thou Shalt Not Steal�

		� unless the runner on base is faster 
                  than a fat man carrying a stove.



there you have it,

'Saw
424.10SASE::SZABOThe Beer HunterTue Dec 11 1990 11:366
    
    	"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife."
    
    	........while he is out playing golf.
    
    
424.11QUASER::JOHNSTONLegitimateSportingPurpose?E.S.A.D.!Tue Dec 11 1990 13:3423
Next year and next year and next year
creeps in this petty pace from
decade to decade, to the last
syllable of recorded time.

And all our yesterdays are like the fans
full of sound and fury
yet winning nothing.

		Shakespeare (Aussie playwright and elderly Red Sox fan)

Mike JN

	He also  did:



Is this a bat I see before me?
Its handle towards my hand?
Come, let me clutch thee.

	(This was spoken by Lady McBat, who was the cleanup hitter on
	the `Ronald McDonald's Lady Allstars'.)
424.12With apologies to Geoffry Chaucer...SHALOT::MEDVIDNovember spawned a monsterTue Dec 11 1990 13:5815
    From "The Cooperstown Tales"
    (General Prologue)
    
    Whan that April with his showres soote
    The droughte of March hath perced to the roote,
    And bathed everye dome in swich licour,
    In which the open aire they playe no more;
    Whan Zephyrus eek with his sweete breeth
    Inspired to blowe outhwardth to left heeth
    The tenre croppes of astoeteurf and the yonge sonnes
    Hath in the Reds their halve cours yronne,
    And smale fannes maken melodye
    That sleepen al the night fore oune too manye.