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| 411.1 |  | 15365::MACGREGOR | Three time GutterBall champion!! | Wed Nov 07 1990 12:50 | 3 | 
|  |     Starting when, this year or next year.
    
    The Wizard
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| 411.2 | dunno | 34882::SHAUGHNESSY | Thank you, Fay. | Wed Nov 07 1990 12:55 | 1 | 
|  |     
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| 411.3 |  | CELTIK::JACOB | In God I Trust, All Others Pay Cash | Wed Nov 07 1990 12:55 | 12 | 
|  |     Think of all of the big old has-beens like DAVE PARKER, et al, who will
    be put out of work.
    
    Breaks my heart
    
    Ah Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa
    
    now the American League will be back to pure!!!!!
    
    
    JaKe
    
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| 411.4 | one last question to axe | 34882::SHAUGHNESSY | Thank you, Fay. | Wed Nov 07 1990 13:09 | 5 | 
|  |     Now that, in Reality itself, the argument has finally been lost, 
    will Schneid be willing to reveal this alleged "pre-1973 business 
    lag" upon which he based so much?  [no]
    
    MrT 
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| 411.5 |  | 18557::WAY | I ain't got time to bleed | Wed Nov 07 1990 14:06 | 11 | 
|  | YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Free at last, free at last, thank God Almighty, Free at last!
I've been waiting for this for a long time.
Thank you.
'Saw
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| 411.6 |  | 39292::DHAMEL | Lights are on, but nobody's home | Wed Nov 07 1990 14:17 | 3 | 
|  |     
    So where does this info come from?
    
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| 411.7 |  | 39292::DHAMEL | Lights are on, but nobody's home | Wed Nov 07 1990 14:22 | 7 | 
|  |     
    BTW, T, the graphic description of the male model was great imagery.
    
    Made me puke, but great nonetheless.
    
    Dickster
    
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| 411.8 | 'Cept for the gapin puss hole... | 15447::LEFEBVRE | You are a fluke of the universe | Wed Nov 07 1990 14:44 | 3 | 
|  |     T, my words exackaly.
    
    Mark.
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| 411.9 | Dan stomped MorT.  Will not hesitate to stomp again. | 32071::SCHNEIDER | Voted for whatsisname... | Wed Nov 07 1990 15:40 | 8 | 
|  |     >Now that, in Reality itself, the argument has finally been lost, 
    >will Schneid be willing to reveal this alleged "pre-1973 business 
    >lag" upon which he based so much?  [no]
    
    No argument has been lost, as you well know, nor is the AL's business
    lag alleged.  It was quite real and well documented.
    
    Dan
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| 411.10 | haw haw haw !! | 34882::SHAUGHNESSY | Thank you, Fay. | Wed Nov 07 1990 15:45 | 13 | 
|  |     Aw c'mon, Schneid.  Is it too much for you to admit that you lost
    a_argument?
    
    Lookit me.  I lost the 32-point must argument with Hunt (who acutally
    was the beneficiary of Hendry's research), and I admitted it manfully
    and the whole episode was concluded with dignity for all.
    
    MrT & glenn taught you a world-class lesson in baseball history and
    theory, and here you are months later still in the denial phase.
    
    Pre-1973 biz lag indeed.  
    
    MrT
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| 411.11 | are U totally decoupled with Reality?! | 34882::SHAUGHNESSY | Thank you, Fay. | Wed Nov 07 1990 15:47 | 5 | 
|  |     And anyway buddy you HAVE to confess your stupid theoretical faux 
    pas cuz now Fay and a majority of ALmost ownerships, indeed Reality
    itself!, has took a_ugly turn on you.
    
    MrT
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| 411.12 |  | CELTIK::JACOB | In God I Trust, All Others Pay Cash | Wed Nov 07 1990 15:49 | 6 | 
|  |     And now the Senior League will be inundated with fat useless has beens
    form the Majors who could barely survive as Designated a$$holes.
    
    
    JaKe
    
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| 411.13 |  | 18557::WAY | I ain't got time to bleed | Thu Nov 08 1990 07:15 | 9 | 
|  | Since I haven't seen a paper, or seen the TV sports, could
we have a little bit of "fack-tual" blurbage here to
let us know what the deal is....
If it DH is truly gone, then I am pleased.  If not, then
what gives?
thanks,
'Saw
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| 411.14 | Vincent has spoken | 34223::HUNT | From the young man in the 22nd row ... | Thu Nov 08 1990 07:58 | 8 | 
|  |     It's not gone yet but Fay Vincent has made public statements that he
    would very much like to see it go.
    
    This is the first time the baseball commissioner has publicly
    acknowledged his desires on this issue so *that* is significant in
    itself, I guess.
    
    Bob Hunt
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| 411.15 |  | 15365::MACGREGOR | Three time GutterBall champion!! | Thu Nov 08 1990 08:08 | 9 | 
|  |     No, it is the *second* time he has voiced his feelings towards the
    subject.  During the series, it came out that Vincent was having
    a meeting with all AL team (presidents/owner/doctor/pick someone)
    to discuss the removal of the DH.
    
    It was also noticed, at that time, that many of the AL team (do
    it again) agreed that it might be a good idea.
    
    The Wizard
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| 411.16 | ha ha haaaa  !!  I tol' you so !! | 34882::SHAUGHNESSY | Thank you, Fay. | Thu Nov 08 1990 09:04 | 20 | 
|  |     Vincent stated during the Series that he already had arranged the
    required majority of ALmost ownerships to vote for the restoration
    of baseball to that fallen league.  Since then he has called a 
    special meeting of owners wherein the removal of the Designated
    Geek is the subject.
    
    At this point the only significant obstacle foreseen is obtaining
    the necessary approval from the Players' Association.
    
    It's like a dream.  I just *knew* that all those Dan Schneider 
    notes that I printed out and sent to Fay would pay off, that even
    a little guy like poor MrT could turn the tide of history.  My 
    most efficacious envelope to Fay?  I think it would be the one with
    all the notes printed out from the Baseball file with Waugaman 
    cudgeling poor schneid with true facts sustainable theory and fine
    thinking.  It's my specualation that Fay at that point doffes his
    spectacles and said, "my GOD, we're frying the brain pans of even 
    our most educated youths!"
    
    MrT                       
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| 411.17 | A word from your sponsor | 6984::MACNEAL | Mac's Back in Mass. | Thu Nov 08 1990 11:36 | 5 | 
|  |     Sending entries to Internal Use Only conferences to outside sources?!? 
    I realize that T is joking, but I hope that everyone realizes that this
    should not ever be done.  Showing notesfile materials to people outside
    of DEC is what sparked Ron Glovers recent memos restricting what should
    and shouldn't be said in the conferences.
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| 411.18 | DH may be bad; artificial turf MUCh worse | 4159::NAZZARO | Cannibals aren't picky eaters! | Thu Nov 08 1990 11:46 | 7 | 
|  |     One can only hope that the use of artificial turf, a desecration
    of the game far worse than the DH, will also be on the way out.
    How about a rule that says any new stadium must have natural grass,
    and any stadium that replaces its old artificial turf must replace
    it with grass (sort of grandfather the older stadiums in).
    
    NAZZ
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| 411.19 |  | 34882::SHAUGHNESSY | Thank you, Fay. | Thu Nov 08 1990 12:04 | 19 | 
|  |     Sorry Mac, I was just trying to horrify Dan with the tought that 
    his ridiculous writings might be reviewed by importatnt people is 
    all.
    
    re .18
    
    The Royals' decision two years back to not replace their Turf was
    a major blow.  The MLB's (and the NFL's, ftm) trouble in this is 
    that many of their stadia are used to hold such profitable events 
    as rock concerts, monster truck competitions, WWF cage matches, etc.
    and it's a $$$ decision.
    
    Congrat's to the U. of Michigan for its decision to pull the polymer
    up this winter.  And to Ohio State also for having done so already.
    Why colleges leave the Turf down at their stadia is beyond me.  As
    an IU grad I wince every time I see Memorial Stadium on TV (which
    ain't often).
    
    MrT
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| 411.20 | Come clean MorT.  You'll feel better for it. | 32071::SCHNEIDER | Voted for whatsisname... | Thu Nov 08 1990 12:31 | 7 | 
|  |     >Aw c'mon, Schneid.  Is it too much for you to admit that you lost
    >a_argument?
    
    No, not at all.  And when I actually lose one, you'll be the first to
    know.
    
    Dan
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| 411.21 |  | 6984::MACNEAL | Mac's Back in Mass. | Thu Nov 08 1990 15:37 | 6 | 
|  |     I've heard that MLB will be leaning toward giving a new franchise to a
    team with natural turf.
    
    Colleges and turf:  It may be because maintenance costs are lower and
    it opens up the facility for use by intramural sports.  At least that
    was the reasoning behind installing it at my alma mater.
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| 411.22 |  | 10529::METZGER | It's just the beat of love... | Thu Nov 08 1990 15:43 | 19 | 
|  | 
What about High schools ?
Almost all the high schools out here have artificial turf fields. The reasoning
they use is the fact that since it rains so much out here in the fall that the
fields would get ripped up in a few weeks.
After popping the ligaments in my ankle playing soccer on turf this past week
(an injury that would not have happened on grass) I have to say that this
stuff is hurting the high schools big out here. Imagine a high school kid with
turf toe. It's a nagging injury that could effect them forever....
btw- Maintenance cost surveys have shown that for a professional franchise it
     is no more costly to maintain a grass field over a turf field. turf 
     become more cost effective when it is used for multipurpose events 
     like monster trucking and disco record burning...
Metz
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| 411.23 |  | 24976::WASKOM |  | Thu Nov 08 1990 16:29 | 10 | 
|  |     I believe that part of the comeback of natural grass, rather than
    artificial turf, is the result of Purdue's ag school research into how
    to get a natural field that wouldn't turn into a mud-hole in rain. 
    They succeeded in developing a drainage system, specialized top-soil
    and sub-soils, and a patented grass seed which accomplishes the feat. 
    What would happen if you ran monster truck demolitions on it is
    anyone's guess, but I expect to see more natural turf as the
    understanding of the process expands.
    
    A&W
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| 411.24 |  | 39062::JHENDRY | John Hendry, DTN 292-2170 | Fri Nov 09 1990 07:31 | 5 | 
|  |     Artificial turf is justified in domes (unless they figure out a way to
    grow grass inside) or in universities that have limited playing fields,
    such as Boston University and Boston College.  Otherwise, it isn't.
    
    John
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| 411.25 |  | AKOAGS::GYOUNG | Dancin' at the Zombie Zoo | Mon Nov 12 1990 14:09 | 6 | 
|  |      
    
    " If a cow can't eat it, I don't want to play on it"
    
                        ------ Richie (don't call me Dick) Allen
    
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| 411.26 |  | SHALOT::HUNT | A Prom Nightmare On Helms Street | Mon Nov 12 1990 14:25 | 11 | 
|  |     Tug McGraw on the difference between grass and Astroturf ...
    
    	"I don't know.  I never smoked Astroturf."
    
    Bob Hunt
    
    P.S.   Richie Allen's quote was "If a *horse* can't it, I ain't playin'
           on it."    Richie had quite a fondness for the ponies.   He
           missed several Phillies games late in the 1976 season while he
           was at the track.  I believe he owns and races his own ponies
    	   now.
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