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| Title: | OURGNG::SPORTS - Digital's daily tabloid |
| Notice: | Please review note 1.83 before writing anything. |
| Moderator: | VAXWRK::NEEDLE |
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| Created: | Thu Dec 14 1989 |
| Last Modified: | Fri Dec 17 1993 |
| Last Successful Update: | Fri Jun 06 1997 |
| Number of topics: | 438 |
| Total number of notes: | 50420 |
323.0. "August 'egg'" by YUPPY::STRAGED (CLEAVAGE is a man's breast friend) Wed Aug 08 1990 03:46
Beating Your 'egg' is like Beating Your Meat
(only different!!)
In the August issue of 'egg' magazine, they interviewed a handful aball
players and asked some off-beat questions. Here are some highlights:
** Tim Leary (Pitcher - NY Yankees) **
Q: 5 easiest ways to cheat?
A: Greaseball (with grease from hair gel, etc)
Curveball (with pine tar from inside glove)
Screwball (scuffed with anything)
Puffball (apply extra rosin)
Mudball (spit in the dirt, rub it on ball)
Q: Best singer in baseball?
A: Dave LaPoint doing "Raw-Hide"
** Roger McDowell (Relief Pitcher - Phillies) **
Q: What managers say when they come to the mound
A: "You didn't have it today" and "Tough luck". Then they will
give you a pat on the back or the butt. That's the worst thing,
the pat. Its as if you didn't perform well sexually and the girl
says, "You just didn't have it tonight."
There's more if anyone's interested,
PJ
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