Conference 7.286::sports_90

    'Saw, you watched the whole thing?  You are a sadist.
    
    I was flicking through channels and stopped at the show twice.  The
    first time, Cli()t Eastwood was on doing clich� after clich� from his
    movies..."Do you feel lucky?"
    
    The second time these dancers were doing a terribly choreographed dance
    to a Vogue mix.  Boy, if these were professional dancers, I'm in the
    wrong business.  But I guess I couldn't do that 'cause I'd always want
    to catch the female dancers with my face. 8-*
    
    After a while, I opted for Pumpkinhead on HBO.  That alone should be enough
    commentary on how bad the sports award show was.
    
    	--dan'l

    'Saw, you musta seen Steffi in the Glamour Magazine layout a few months
    back, huh?  I gotta admit, she looked pretty good.  (I look through  
    my wife's mags for those rare nudie ads).  She's kind of a bow-wow on 
    the court, but fix her up, photograph her so her nose doesn't look
    like a cruise missle, show lots of cleavage, and she's okay.
    
    She's no Kelly Bundy, but Kelly probably can't stroke a forehand like
    Steffi, either.
    
    Pete
    

    Uh, dan'l... wouldn't that be "masochist?"
    
    MrT

    Sadist or masochist fit.  'Saw is a sadist just for mentioning the
    subject here and making ME remember that sh!t on the tube the other
    night. ;-)
    
    	--dan'l

Actually, I didn't watch the entire thing.  At around 10 oclock
my dentist made a house call to scrape my teeth with a dull file.

Seriously, I didn't watch it all.  I watched until 10pm, at which
time my gastro-intestinal tract couldn't take it any more.  I 
read the paper, then ended up on the phone for a while, and while
the TV was on with the sound down I didn't notice much of the drivel.

Yeah, aside from her nose, Steffi is not too bad.  Now if I could
just get her away from her father for a while....;^)  


Re S&M...  Had to read "Justine", by the Marquis de Sade in 
college.  Don't remember much about the book, but I do remember the
professor really getting off reading some of the passages aloud to
the class....bizarre man....

Oh well....

'Saw

'Saw,

Q1:  Didjaknow that Steffi has a boyfriend?

Q2:  Have you ever seen Monica Seles all duded up?

more to follow...........

rick ellis

    Maso:  Hurt me, Hurt me!!
    Sado:  No!

Steffi may have a boyfriend, but that's no big deal.  When she
realizes how enriched her life could be with me...;^)

Monica's cute, but the girl grunts too much.  I could see it
now:

	Oh God (grunt) Oh God (grunt grunt) Oh God....


'Saw

    
    >	Oh God (grunt) Oh God (grunt grunt) Oh God....

    C'mon, 'Saw, it's no different than most farm animals.
    
    Dickster
    

No, Dickster.  Monica's grunts are different.  Listen to her 
play tennis sometime.  It's a very definite, higher pitched
female-type grunt.  

Actually, I can't stand to watch her play, because of that
grunt.  I mean she's a fine player, without a doubt, and she
has very intense concentration.

But, if we're talking action off the court, I'd prefer Graf,
or maybe Sabatini.

'Saw

    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Jennifer Capriati
           
    
    
    						.......and she grunts!!

    
    'Saw, aren't you a former grunt?
    

��       -< Semper fiddle-dee-dee >-

Dickster...not a smart idea to say that with so many leathernecks
in here 8^)

    
� 'Saw, aren't you a former grunt?

No, my uncle was, and what I know of the Corps (or as they are often
wont to say "My beloved Corps") comes from him, and friends that
have been in.


However, I am what is termed here at Digital a "Software Grunt".
We're that hearty breed who works within the confines of heinously
politically motivated deadlines, handed down by people who need
a road map to wipe their anuses, and who would know a byte if it
bit them in the nose.  We routinely perform the impossible, sometimes
perform the utterly ridiculous, and are always damned proud....8^)


'Saw    

    Do you prefer moans instead of grunts ?
    

�    Do you prefer moans instead of grunts ?
    
Moans are good.  Grunts aren't bad either.  Screams are nice
at times, but the neighbors might get upset...(cf. yesterday's
Dear Abby column about the family in Minnesota...)

Anyway, it's just that Monica's grunt rubs me the wrong way.
However, let me state that the rest of Monica is not bad at all....

Hope this has served to illuminate, edify, and othewise perplex,
Chainsaw

   Saw

   	Dominatrix Pizza is a classic!

   The good Marquis' "Juliet" wasn't bad, either.

   Mike JN

    I don't care so long as I'm involved!!!
    
    re: Jennifer Capriati...
                                        
    No one picked up the lead.. Does this mean that she was gone unnoticed
    by the Sports Noting Public or does her age protect her from the
    "poison pens"?? 
    
    On this side of the puddle, the attitude is, "Why didn't the 14
    year-olds look like that when I was her age??
    
    PJ (who_wouldn't_mind_being_14_again)

PJ --

In some states down South, a girl her age would be prime pickings.

She's cute, doesn't look 14, and all that, but yes, I guess the
fact that she doesn't even have a drivers license yet protects
her from all of my lecherous musings.

8^)
'Saw

    Besides, Jennifer will be a quivering mass of frayed nerves, a useless
    tennis player, and a complete unknown and has-been before she sees
    her 20th birthday (and I'm being kind).  
    
    I hope Martina wins Wimbleton.   I like Steffi's cleavage, but the
    nose has to go.  Some of them gals have nice, firm, coconut-cracking
    thighs.  I miss Chrissi already.   
    
    JD

    
    ya had to mention my  girl chrissee..... i wish she was back too